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Posted: 3/28/2024 5:47:00 PM EDT
U.S. Army veteran and teacher formerly known as Dustin Ebey announced he had changed his name to "Literally Anybody Else" is now running for president.
"For too long have Americans been a victim of its political parties putting party loyalty over governance. Together lets send the message to Washington and say, 'You will represent the people or be replace," his bio states.
He is seeking to receive 13,000 signatures from Texas non-primary voters by May in order to make it onto the general election ballot.

https://ijr.com/army-veteran-changes-name-to-literally-anybody-else-runs-for-president/

Link Posted: 3/28/2024 5:51:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 5:52:19 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 5:55:41 PM EDT
[#3]
I'm sure it will all go exactly as he envisioned.

Good luck ??
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 5:56:55 PM EDT
[#4]
After AT&T was broken apart and you had to say who you wanted outgoing long distance call routed thru, someone set up companies named "I don't care" and "it does not matter" neither had any infustructure.  They just connected you to what was left of AT&T at a huge surcharge.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 6:33:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 6:34:30 PM EDT
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FJB should change his name to Nobody Else  so he has a chance to get reelected.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 6:43:01 PM EDT
[#7]
Literally Anybody Else did not kill himself.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 6:44:26 PM EDT
[#8]
Another one or is this the same person earlier this week?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 6:49:26 PM EDT
[#9]
I’m voting None Of The Above.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 6:50:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:03:43 PM EDT
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None Of The Above should be a required option and if None Of The Above has the highest vote count (winner) then All Candidates in that race are required to be replaced (no more Trump Vs. Biden 2.0 reruns when people don't want shitty candidates running again) and thus a new election is run with a new slate of candidates until a Candidate OTHER than "None Of The Above" has a majority of the votes cast.

Bigger_Hammer
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:05:22 PM EDT
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None Of The Above should be a required option and if None Of The Above has the highest vote count (winner) then All Candidates in that race are required to be replaced (no more Trump Vs. Biden 2.0 reruns when people don't want shitty candidates running again) and thus a new election is run with a new slate of candidates until a Candidate OTHER than "None Of The Above" has a majority of the votes cast.

Bigger_Hammer
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None Of The Above should be a required option and if None Of The Above has the highest vote count (winner) then All Candidates in that race are required to be replaced (no more Trump Vs. Biden 2.0 reruns when people don't want shitty candidates running again) and thus a new election is run with a new slate of candidates until a Candidate OTHER than "None Of The Above" has a majority of the votes cast.

Bigger_Hammer

Sounds good to me.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:06:04 PM EDT
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lol...



...but really, literally anybody else is to broad/vague
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 7:12:33 PM EDT
[#14]
I wonder if there's a lot of Americans voting for "literally anything else". If so then changing your name to that is actually pretty smart, haha
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