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Posted: 4/28/2024 2:14:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: flcracker]
Didn't we used to call it "wet dreams"?
Sexsomnia: An embarrassing sleep disorder no one wants to talk about CNN — A 38-year-old man repeatedly tries to force his wife to have sex in the middle of the night but has no memory of his actions when he wakes up. A married woman in her mid-20s often tears off her clothing and masturbates but remembers nothing when her partner rouses her. For a dozen years, a 31-year-old man masturbates while asleep, at times injuring his groin. Embarrassed due to his unconscious behavior, he avoids relationships for eight years. moar at the link. Discuss, please. |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 2:15:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: piperpa24]
[#1]
Interesting topic
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Posted: 4/28/2024 2:16:08 PM EDT
[#2]
Middle of the night or morning Woodies shouldn't be waisted
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KY, USA
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Posted: 4/28/2024 2:18:35 PM EDT
[#3]
Does waking still humping a pillow count? Asking for a friend
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Posted: 4/28/2024 2:19:04 PM EDT
[#4]
Been there done that and I remember it quite well.
Sometimes you wake up and it’s like let’s f’n go! 
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/28/2024 2:19:09 PM EDT
[#5]
Great! Now when I hump the wife all night, and she complains, I can tell her I have a disorder.
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GA, USA
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Posted: 4/28/2024 2:20:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By C3H5N3O9: Great! Now when I hump the wife all night, and she complains, I can tell her I have a disorder. Maybe there’s disability for it? |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 2:24:07 PM EDT
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Didn’t read the article. Were any on Ambien?
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Posted: 4/28/2024 2:26:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By phungus: Maybe there’s disability for it? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By phungus: Originally Posted By C3H5N3O9: Great! Now when I hump the wife all night, and she complains, I can tell her I have a disorder. Maybe there’s disability for it? I hope to use this to get a handicap parking placard! |
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OH, USA
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Posted: 4/28/2024 2:34:48 PM EDT
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I dunno. The best sex me and my girl have seems to be when I wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep until I wake her up too. Never really did that in past relationships.
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GA, USA
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Posted: 4/28/2024 2:34:56 PM EDT
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NC, USA
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Posted: 4/28/2024 2:37:47 PM EDT
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A relative told me it happens to him sometimes and…his wife says he’s better at it lol.
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MI, USA
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Posted: 4/28/2024 2:47:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: disembled]
[#12]
I’m a sleep humper
 . My wife says I full on come on to her in my sleep. Kissing touching and all, working up to coitus. I usually only remember little blips of it like a dream. Just wake up with the evidence. Then I ask her in the morning if we had sex. She says “ you were asleep for that!!” She cannot tell. I have woke up mid hump, literally exhausted and confused. That upsets her cause she says I was going at it pretty good till I woke 
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Posted: 4/28/2024 2:49:24 PM EDT
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Somebody's wife with a low libido must have complained. |
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Posted: 4/28/2024 2:50:47 PM EDT
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TN, USA
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Posted: 4/28/2024 3:01:43 PM EDT
[#15]
Isn’t that one of the 87 genders?
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FL, USA
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Posted: 4/28/2024 3:05:49 PM EDT
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No matter which way I look at it, I don't really see any downsides to this.
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KY, USA
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Posted: 4/28/2024 3:21:07 PM EDT
[#17]
If insomnia is lack of sleep and sexsomnia is lack of sex, well then yes, I have a severe case of it.
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Posted: 4/28/2024 3:32:29 PM EDT
[#18]
So the reverse of Bill Cosby?
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Posted: 4/28/2024 3:37:45 PM EDT
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My wife learned that leaving a light on when I was trying to sleep was a recipe for the unknown.
Talking in my sleep, getting handsy, all manner of ridiculousness. Since the advent of the iPhone and her reading on it instead of a book I’m much more predictable at bedtime. |
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TN, USA
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Posted: 4/28/2024 3:46:05 PM EDT
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I thought that was when someone has to jerkoff before they can go to sleep!! I don't know anyone like that just what I thought
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Posted: 4/28/2024 3:46:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By C3H5N3O9: Great! Now when I hump the wife all night, and she complains, I can tell her I have a disorder. Great minds think alike. |
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USA
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Posted: 4/28/2024 3:51:11 PM EDT
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I saw that episode of House.
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USA
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Posted: 4/28/2024 3:52:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JamesJones: Middle of the night or morning Woodies shouldn't be waisted Agreed. They should be vaginaed or swallowed. |
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