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TX, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 7:26:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2024 7:29:12 PM EDT
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It's easy to make jokes but I have respect for them for given a life on the hardest difficulty setting and making something positive out of it.
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Posted: 3/27/2024 7:30:41 PM EDT
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I have to tell you- I ran into those girls once out of the blue- literally ran into them.
Your brain instantly recognizes that something is very wrong…….and totally locks up. Everyone’s reaction was the same: stunned silence and stares as they walked by. They may be really wonderful people, but damn. That’s gotta be tough. |
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USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 7:37:23 PM EDT
[#3]
Truth is stranger than fiction.
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Posted: 3/27/2024 7:40:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: nvroundman]
[#4]
The biggest problem isn't the marriage, Brittany loves anal but Abby hates it.
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Posted: 3/27/2024 7:42:35 PM EDT
[#5]
I have many questions......
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IN, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 7:45:16 PM EDT
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The same way it worked before they got married I suspect. I really doubt the met someone and decided to get married 20 minutes later.
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Posted: 3/27/2024 7:45:16 PM EDT
[#7]
Hopefully everything works out well and they have a happy life.
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Posted: 3/27/2024 7:48:00 PM EDT
[#8]
Good for them I bet they would be cool to have a beer with
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USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 7:50:21 PM EDT
[#9]
As if I needed yet another fetish...
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Posted: 3/27/2024 7:53:30 PM EDT
[#10]
Well, good luck to them.
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Posted: 3/27/2024 7:56:17 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By nvroundman: The biggest problem isn't the marriage, Brittany loves anal but Abby hates it. 
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TX, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 7:57:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Malhass]
[#12]
One comes to mind .. are they considered 1 or 2 people?polygamy ok now ..
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Posted: 3/27/2024 7:59:37 PM EDT
[#13]
One could lick your balls while the other deep throats your shaft.
It’s like a blowjob sandwich. |
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:03:05 PM EDT
[#14]
... yeah ... i dont know what to say ... or think.
good luck i guess. |
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:04:03 PM EDT
[#15]
They wouldn't be the first.
Wish them the best of luck and happiness. |
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NV, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:18:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By LittlePony: ... yeah ... i dont know what to say ... or think. good luck i guess. user checks out. I'm not saying I'd watch their only fans, but I would! |
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MO, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:19:14 PM EDT
[#17]
Nope
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:31:54 PM EDT
[#18]
Whats his screen name
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:33:48 PM EDT
[#19]
Puts my “problems” into perspective.
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:36:23 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RealityCheck0311: It's easy to make jokes but I have respect for them for given a life on the hardest difficulty setting and making something positive out of it. Well said, and I’m just gonna go with this. Hope things go well for these young ladies. |
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MO, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:38:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: OscarD]
[#21]
What if one Siamese twin is gay, the other isn’t and they share an asshole?
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USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:40:50 PM EDT
[#22]
Double blow job. If the wife isn't in the mood can the sister consent? Does the sister have to consent all the time? Can only 1 tit be fondled and 1 ass cheek grabbed?
Also, unrelated question... do they both get paid a salary since they both teach? They can't have different classes since they're literally joined at the hip. So many questions |
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:42:35 PM EDT
[#23]
I am watching the Conjoined Fetus Lady episode of South Park right now.
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MO, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:44:39 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 1775: Double blow job. If the wife isn't in the mood can the sister consent? Does the sister have to consent all the time? Can only 1 tit be fondled and 1 ass cheek grabbed? Also, unrelated question... do they both get paid a salary since they both teach? They can't have different classes since they're literally joined at the hip. So many questions Assuming they have a singular vagina. Do they both feel it? Does the other one put on a blindfold and some headphone’s listening to Wham? So many questions. |
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KY, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:44:52 PM EDT
[#25]
One girl handles the sausage and the other the potatoes.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:46:27 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RealityCheck0311: It's easy to make jokes but I have respect for them for given a life on the hardest difficulty setting and making something positive out of it. Sometimes Arfcom actually gives me hope for humanity. ...also user name checks out! |
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:48:01 PM EDT
[#27]
"Uh, Honey.... I think I got your sister pregnant."
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:49:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By jerrwhy01: Hopefully everything works out well and they have a happy life. This |
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:50:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:52:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:54:21 PM EDT
[#31]
They make my problems seem minor and I genuinely wish them the best in life.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:57:48 PM EDT
[#32]
“The sisters are both teaching fifth grade in Minnesota.” - Rachel Paula Abrahamson
Seriously?
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USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:59:05 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Terriblis: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/551902/OIP1_jpg-3171306.JPG Beat 
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Posted: 3/27/2024 9:00:43 PM EDT
[#34]
Adds a whole new meaning to "Get Both"
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 9:02:11 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By nvroundman: The biggest problem isn't the marriage, Brittany loves anal but Abby hates it. Which one has the anus? |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 9:06:39 PM EDT
[#36]
I pray to Jesus they get an only fans one day. That is the one only fans I would actually pay for.
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Posted: 3/27/2024 9:08:07 PM EDT
[#37]
BOGO!
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CA, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 9:08:28 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By nvroundman: The biggest problem isn't the marriage, Brittany loves anal but Abby hates it. Damn! One is on the stick and the other on the rounds😂 |
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Posted: 3/27/2024 9:09:25 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Malhass: One comes to mind .. are they considered 1 or 2 people?polygamy ok now .. 2 people. Only one is married. |
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AL, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 9:12:03 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By LittlePony: ... yeah ... i dont know what to say ... or think. good luck i guess. Everyone deserves happiness. Hope they find it. |
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Posted: 3/27/2024 9:12:19 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 1775: Also, unrelated question... do they both get paid a salary since they both teach? They can't have different classes since they're literally joined at the hip. So many questions Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 1775: Also, unrelated question... do they both get paid a salary since they both teach? They can't have different classes since they're literally joined at the hip. So many questions They only get paid one salary because they can only teach one classroom. https://www.unilad.com/community/conjoined-twins-life-teachers-071818-20230125 Together, they teach fourth and fifth grade kids with a focus on math in a role they've held since 2013. Although they earned separate degrees and each hold a teaching license, when they secured the job as teachers Abby and Brittany were only paid one salary split between them, which they understood as they were 'doing the job of one person'. Abby told the BBC in 2013: "As maybe experience comes in we'd like to negotiate a little bit, considering we have two degrees and because we are able to give two different perspectives or teach in two different ways." |
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Posted: 3/27/2024 9:13:03 PM EDT
[#42]
Just think, when he's horny, there's now double the chance that a headache will ruin his chances.
If he's married to just one of them, how can they have sex without him automatically cheating on his wife? Can one of them experience an orgasm but the other one not? I wonder if the twins ever had a fight and beat each other/themself up. If they eat something bad, do both heads puke simultaneously? |
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Posted: 3/27/2024 9:16:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Lorax]
[#43]
I couldn't imaging banging my wife and having my sister in law bitching in my ear the whole time all the shit I'm doing wrong and calling me a disgusting fucking perverted pig.
....or could I? 
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Posted: 3/27/2024 9:22:35 PM EDT
[#44]
Curious - if Abbey controls one arm and one leg, and Brittany controls the other arm and leg, who has control of the nether region? Who controls peeing and pooping? Who feels the orgasm?
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Posted: 3/27/2024 9:24:16 PM EDT
[#45]
Imagine the surprise when the other one gets married and husband #1 finds himself sleeping with his wife and another man waiting for his turn. Or joining in. Sloppy seconds, nom nom nom.
Paternity tests will be a fun day. |
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Posted: 3/27/2024 9:35:32 PM EDT
[#46]
I wish them the best in life.
May God bless them all. |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 10:21:06 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By EastRiverSD: Imagine the surprise when the other one gets married and husband #1 finds himself sleeping with his wife and another man waiting for his turn. Or joining in. Sloppy seconds, nom nom nom. Paternity tests will be a fun day. It’s pretty messed up 
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Posted: 3/27/2024 10:24:25 PM EDT
[#48]
Saw them at Starbucks 2 years back. They are in my AO.
Drove off in a Jeep. |
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SC, USA
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Posted: 3/27/2024 10:28:53 PM EDT
[#49]
Threeway thread.
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Posted: 3/27/2024 10:43:57 PM EDT
[#50]
I bet she can dual wield M9's better than me.
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