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Posted: 11/17/2014 1:19:03 PM EDT
[#1]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Jackal556:
What I see happening is when his son starts going to school and if he gets pick on his son will say: "Dont hurt me, my micro valves will prolapse" "My dad was in the army" "Hnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg" Nah, he'll know better from reading this thread. |
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 11/17/2014 1:55:00 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Moose:
Nah, he'll know better from reading this thread. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Moose:
Originally Posted By Jackal556:
What I see happening is when his son starts going to school and if he gets pick on his son will say: "Dont hurt me, my micro valves will prolapse" "My dad was in the army" "Hnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg" Nah, he'll know better from reading this thread. ...but the apple doesnt fall far from the tree, that and his parents put a parental block on anything that speaks truth about his father. Speaking of which, doesnt the kid look like James Yeager? |
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Posted: 11/17/2014 2:08:32 PM EDT
[#3]
...Some of you are just too insensitive....
You must think it helps with all of your laughnnnnnnnnggggggggg. |
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 11/17/2014 2:33:42 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Whitebrad25:
...Some of you are just too insensitive....
You must think it helps with all of your laughnnnnnnnnggggggggg. Sorry, its just a habit from the sand box.... |
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Posted: 11/17/2014 3:15:35 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Jackal556:
Sorry, its just a habit from the sand box.... Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Jackal556:
Originally Posted By Whitebrad25:
...Some of you are just too insensitive....
You must think it helps with all of your laughnnnnnnnnggggggggg. Sorry, its just a habit from the sand box.... 
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Posted: 11/17/2014 3:16:42 PM EDT
[#6]
Holy shit I can't believe this thread is still going.
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Posted: 11/17/2014 3:19:20 PM EDT
[#7]
Why won't this thread hhnnnnnngggg
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MI, USA
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Posted: 11/17/2014 5:23:12 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By jmftexas:
Holy shit I can't believe this thread is still going. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By jmftexas:
Holy shit I can't believe this thread is still going. Originally Posted By blackrifleman556:
Why won't this thread hhnnnnnngggg 
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Posted: 11/17/2014 5:29:50 PM EDT
[#9]
she has long fingers
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Posted: 11/17/2014 5:34:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By my2Dogs:
she has long fingers I wonder if Cory lets her go knuckle deep? |
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 11/17/2014 6:43:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Jackal556]
[#11]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BANDITOZ71:
I wonder if Cory lets her go knuckle deep? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BANDITOZ71:
Originally Posted By my2Dogs:
she has long fingers I wonder if Cory lets her go knuckle deep? I doubt, she would just please herself during him having a prolapse micro valve. |
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Posted: 11/17/2014 6:45:46 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Jackal556:
I doubt, she would just please herself during him having a prolapse micro valve. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Jackal556:
Originally Posted By BANDITOZ71:
Originally Posted By my2Dogs:
she has long fingers I wonder if Cory lets her go knuckle deep? I doubt, she would just please herself during him having a prolapse micro valve. Makes sense. Gotta check with your doctor to make sure your heart is healthy enough for se.... Hnnnnnnnngg |
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Posted: 11/17/2014 7:37:09 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By seejay3558:
Makes sense. Gotta check with your doctor to make sure your heart is healthy enough for se.... Hnnnnnnnngg Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By seejay3558:
Originally Posted By Jackal556:
Originally Posted By BANDITOZ71:
Originally Posted By my2Dogs:
she has long fingers I wonder if Cory lets her go knuckle deep? I doubt, she would just please herself during him having a prolapse micro valve. Makes sense. Gotta check with your doctor to make sure your heart is healthy enough for se.... Hnnnnnnnngg Sandbox. Sand. Box. S. A. N. D. B. O. X. Oh. In the back yard of your "range". I mean daddy's range. The out- door basement. |
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Posted: 11/17/2014 10:43:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Plattekill: Sandbox. Sand. Box. S. A. N. D. B. O. X. Oh. In the back yard of your "range". I mean daddy's range. The out- door basement. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Plattekill: Originally Posted By seejay3558: Originally Posted By Jackal556: Originally Posted By BANDITOZ71: Originally Posted By my2Dogs: she has long fingers I wonder if Cory lets her go knuckle deep? I doubt, she would just please herself during him having a prolapse micro valve. Makes sense. Gotta check with your doctor to make sure your heart is healthy enough for se.... Hnnnnnnnngg Sandbox. Sand. Box. S. A. N. D. B. O. X. Oh. In the back yard of your "range". I mean daddy's range. The out- door basement. I still can't believe Cory said that - "habit from the sandbox" Seriously, what a fucking asshole...
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Posted: 11/17/2014 10:45:06 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By wayfaerer320:
- I still can't believe Cory said that - "habit from the sandbox" Seriously, what a fucking asshole... And that is why this thread will go on. He's like the Johnathan Gruber of shooting instructors. |
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Posted: 11/17/2014 10:49:09 PM EDT
[#16]
OK Wait for it.
HhhhhNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 11/18/2014 12:38:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Jackal556]
[#17]
Quote HistoryI still can't believe Cory said that - "habit from the sandbox" I think Cory meant this: 
(Please someone photoshop this!) |
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Posted: 11/19/2014 12:23:13 AM EDT
[#18]
Grumpy cat is bumpied.
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Posted: 11/19/2014 12:31:21 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By my2Dogs:
she has long fingers I would still try to make her HNNNNGGGGG 
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Posted: 11/19/2014 3:20:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: BayEagle]
[#20]
I haven't received a promotion in about 5 pages. I think I was a Lt. Field Admiral at last count.
I'm entitled to a promotion, dammit. ETAhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnggg |
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Posted: 11/19/2014 7:34:14 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BayEagle:
I haven't received a promotion in about 5 pages. I think I was a Lt. Field Admiral at last count. I'm entitled to a promotion, dammit. ETAhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnggg Consider yourself promoted to Air Lance Commodore. |
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Posted: 11/19/2014 11:50:55 PM EDT
[#22]
I clicked on this because I thought the title sounded interesting. God, almost couldn't stand to watch it, but them right at the end....he says this Hnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg....This is how Erika must see Cory when she looks at him now.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1e5_1371688028 |
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Posted: 11/20/2014 12:59:40 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ziegenbock: I clicked on this because I thought the title sounded interesting. God, almost couldn't stand to watch it, but them right at the end....he says this Hnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg....This is how Erika must see Cory when she looks at him now. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1e5_1371688028  |
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Posted: 11/20/2014 1:09:50 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Shadow4Golf: Consider yourself promoted to Air Lance Commodore. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Shadow4Golf: Originally Posted By BayEagle: I haven't received a promotion in about 5 pages. I think I was a Lt. Field Admiral at last count. I'm entitled to a promotion, dammit. ETAhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnggg Consider yourself promoted to Air Lance Commodore. Hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg on men!!! |
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MA, USA
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Posted: 11/20/2014 1:16:17 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By sigshooter3:
Anybody who has read all 142 pages gets promoted to Supreme Allied Commander in Chief General of the Tier 1 Special Operations Detachment Space Shuttle Door Gunner Squadron. Hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg on men!!! Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By sigshooter3:
Originally Posted By Shadow4Golf:
Originally Posted By BayEagle:
I haven't received a promotion in about 5 pages. I think I was a Lt. Field Admiral at last count. I'm entitled to a promotion, dammit. ETAhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnggg Consider yourself promoted to Air Lance Commodore. Hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg on men!!! That's an extensive promotion. I guess the only real rank above it would be getting promoted to Cory. |
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Posted: 11/20/2014 1:43:02 AM EDT
[#26]
Jack Ruby got him right in the micro valve.
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Posted: 11/20/2014 1:48:50 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mister_H: Jack Ruby got him right in the micro valve. http://i61.tinypic.com/xaqlz.jpg Might be my favorite photoshop yet. By God that's brilliant.
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Posted: 11/20/2014 1:57:00 AM EDT
[#28]
Can someone break this down? So much going on that im not privy to.
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Posted: 11/20/2014 2:16:00 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By mk62388: That's an extensive promotion. I guess the only real rank above it would be getting promoted to Cory. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By mk62388: Originally Posted By sigshooter3: Originally Posted By Shadow4Golf: Originally Posted By BayEagle: I haven't received a promotion in about 5 pages. I think I was a Lt. Field Admiral at last count. I'm entitled to a promotion, dammit. ETAhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnggg Consider yourself promoted to Air Lance Commodore. Hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg on men!!! That's an extensive promotion. I guess the only real rank above it would be getting promoted to Cory. |
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CO, USA
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Posted: 11/20/2014 2:49:54 AM EDT
[#30]
I came here for pictures of erika, left with laughnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg
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Posted: 11/20/2014 2:53:49 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Marksman14:
Can someone break this down? So much going on that im not privy to. I could give you a synopsis, but you will not be promoted to Supreme Allied Commander in Chief General of the Tier 1 Special Operations Detachment Space Shuttle Door Gunner Squadron. |
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Posted: 11/20/2014 2:59:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: PabloMcGlock]
[#32]
I didn't serve but that shouldn't matter. Can someone give me a high rank or fuck it since we are living in Range Time La La land somebody Knight my fucking ass! Long live the Queehhhhnnnnnnnngggggg
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Posted: 11/20/2014 3:04:29 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Dana1972: I didn't serve but that shouldn't matter. Can someone give me a high rank or fuck it since we are living in Range Time La La land somebody Knight my fucking ass! Long live the Queehhhhnnnnnnnngggggg  If you already have read the entire thread, you have earned the position of "Knight of the SSDG's". |
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Posted: 11/20/2014 3:17:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: PabloMcGlock]
[#34]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By sigshooter3:
Until you read the entire thread, you can only be promoted to a General in the Delta Force SEAL Ranger battalion. You have to earn SSDG status.
If you already have read the entire thread, you have earned the position of "Knight of the SSDG's". Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By sigshooter3:
Originally Posted By Dana1972:
I didn't serve but that shouldn't matter. Can someone give me a high rank or fuck it since we are living in Range Time La La land somebody Knight my fucking ass! Long live the Queehhhhnnnnnnnngggggg
If you already have read the entire thread, you have earned the position of "Knight of the SSDG's". I was there man. I've seen things and even developed a few habits from the sandbox. Thank you, I will use my Knighthood for good......and profit! |
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Posted: 11/20/2014 3:28:49 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Dana1972: I was there man. I've seen things and even developed a few habits from the sandbox. Thank you, I will use my Knighthood for good......and profit! Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Dana1972: Originally Posted By sigshooter3: Originally Posted By Dana1972: I didn't serve but that shouldn't matter. Can someone give me a high rank or fuck it since we are living in Range Time La La land somebody Knight my fucking ass! Long live the Queehhhhnnnnnnnngggggg If you already have read the entire thread, you have earned the position of "Knight of the SSDG's". I was there man. I've seen things and even developed a few habits from the sandbox. Thank you, I will use my Knighthood for good......and profit! Don't forget to let your sight picture marinate. |
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USA
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Posted: 11/20/2014 3:35:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: AndyHk93M4]
[#36]
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energizer bunny still going
but a little sleepy |
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Posted: 11/20/2014 3:35:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Antero]
[#37]
I saw one of this guy's videos a while back, and I wondered at how he leaned so far forward when he shot, and then made a big production of drawing his pistol back and looking from side to side, like he was watching for pan handlers sneaking up on him or something. I am personally subscribe to the Jerry Miculek school of bringing the pistol or rifle up to my eyes, rather than doing what I then discovered was called the Tactical Turtle.
Searching on this guy brought me to this thread, where my suspicions about his credibility were further raised by what looks to possibly be a deception. So, it has taken days, but I have read the entire thread. I have never been in the military, I am 43 and out of shape. But I've put in the time damnit. I deserve a promotion. |
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Posted: 11/20/2014 3:39:20 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Antero:
I saw one of this guy's videos a while back, and I wondered at how he leaned so far forward when he shot, and then made a big production of drawing his pistol back and looking from side to side, like he was watching for pan handlers sneaking up on him or something. I am personally subscribe to the Jerry Miculek school of bringing the pistol or rifle up to my eyes, rather than doing what I then discovered was called the Tactical Turtle. Searching on this guy brought me to this thread, where my suspicions about his credibility were further raised by this apparent deception. So, it has taken days, but I have read the entire thread. I have never been in the military, I am 43 and out of shape. But I've put in the time damnit. I deserve a promotion. You are now the Ambassador of South Korea. Please update your Résumé and/or CV. |
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Posted: 11/20/2014 12:16:39 PM EDT
[#39]
I'm so glad this thread is still alive. It warms my heart when it pops up on my subscription list
I've decided I should start a YouTube channel. I just need to convince two of my hot friends to put on skimpy clothes  and review products they have no understanding of.
I've got enough military friends I'll use as my scapegoats, when the internet calls me on my lies... Fucking admins 
I'll likely call some of the crazier members on here as witnesses to my chatacter, and use the old "well I wanted to join, but I'm too fat" excuse. Followed up with " there's no way I'd serve under FBHO" My internet Dick would be sooooooooo huge 
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Posted: 11/20/2014 2:57:42 PM EDT
[#40]
Well, earlier in this thread someone noted that vets never forget and don't give up.
Stubborn lot, I'll say of you. 
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Posted: 11/20/2014 3:07:39 PM EDT
[#41]
This thread is longer than the Freebird guitar solo.
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Posted: 11/20/2014 3:54:12 PM EDT
[#42]
Im ok with not being promoted.
Just can't figure out what the hhhnnnnnngggg thing is. I heard something about Cory being a deserter but thats about all I'm caught up on. |
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Posted: 11/20/2014 3:58:55 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By smithc6:
This thread is longer than the Freebird guitar solo. In-A-Gadda-Da-Vihhhhnnnggggg!!!! |
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Posted: 11/20/2014 4:01:48 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Marksman14:
Im ok with not being promoted. Just can't figure out what the hhhnnnnnngggg thing is. I heard something about Cory being a deserter but thats about all I'm caught up on. Dude, just read the thread. All the info you're looking for is in it.
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Posted: 11/20/2014 4:04:24 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By smithc6:
This thread is longer than the Freebird guitar solo. If I deserted from receiving Would that still count as serving? But I gotta train some badasses now With skills from sandbox operating But if I ever lied to you, girl That would mean I misexplained Cause I didn't ever lie to anyone Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnngggg Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg Lord my microvalve! Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!1!! |
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Posted: 11/20/2014 4:05:04 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Moose:
Dude, just read the thread. All the info you're looking for is in it. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Moose:
Originally Posted By Marksman14:
Im ok with not being promoted. Just can't figure out what the hhhnnnnnngggg thing is. I heard something about Cory being a deserter but thats about all I'm caught up on. Dude, just read the thread. All the info you're looking for is in it. 
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Posted: 11/20/2014 4:11:48 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Sirveaux:
If I deserted from receiving Would that still count as serving? But I gotta train some badasses now With skills from sandbox operating But if I ever lied to you, girl That would mean I misexplained Cause I didn't ever lie to anyone Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnngggg Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg Lord my microvalve! Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!1!! Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Sirveaux:
Originally Posted By smithc6:
This thread is longer than the Freebird guitar solo. If I deserted from receiving Would that still count as serving? But I gotta train some badasses now With skills from sandbox operating But if I ever lied to you, girl That would mean I misexplained Cause I didn't ever lie to anyone Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnngggg Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg Lord my microvalve! Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!1!!
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Posted: 11/20/2014 4:28:19 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Sirveaux:
If I deserted from receiving Would that still count as serving? But I gotta train some badasses now With skills from sandbox operating But if I ever lied to you, girl That would mean I misexplained Cause I didn't ever lie to anyone Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnngggg Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg Lord my microvalve! Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!1!! Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Sirveaux:
Originally Posted By smithc6:
This thread is longer than the Freebird guitar solo. If I deserted from receiving Would that still count as serving? But I gotta train some badasses now With skills from sandbox operating But if I ever lied to you, girl That would mean I misexplained Cause I didn't ever lie to anyone Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnngggg Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg Lord my microvalve! Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!1!! Lol. Freevalve. |
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Posted: 11/20/2014 4:32:32 PM EDT
[#49]
I didn't read the thread but someone told me this Cory guy is lieing about his military service. Thats not right.
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Posted: 11/20/2014 4:33:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Moose]
[#50]
Originally Posted By Mister_H:
Originally Posted By Sirveaux:
Originally Posted By smithc6:
This thread is longer than the Freebird guitar solo. If I deserted from receiving Would that still count as serving? But I gotta train some badasses now With skills from sandbox operating But if I ever lied to you, girl That would mean I misexplained Cause I didn't ever lie to anyone Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnngggg Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg Lord my microvalve! Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!1!! Lol. Freevalve. 
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