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Originally Posted By JeepersCreepers: Everything ever made by Spyderco Faggot shit https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51kHZa4rGQL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg View Quote I had no idea. |
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A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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[#3]
$50,000 - $250,000 "art knives"
All of them Note: I'm not talking about historical artifacts. I'm talking about the newly manufactured diamond encrusted faggoty shit behind a glass case at knife shows. |
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Originally Posted By adavis: Myron Mixon 3-1 grilling knife https://i2.wp.com/smokedbbqsource.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/myron-mixon-pitmaster-tool.jpg View Quote WTF is that? The taint tickler 3000? |
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Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
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Originally Posted By aod886: I can't believe this hasn't been listed in three pages. The USAF Survival Knife is an actual issued failure. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/249712/Screenshot_20240329_194645_eBay_jpg-3173063.JPG View Quote Huh... That mother stabber, slit alot of MRE packs on the daily. Made a great tent stake smasher inner. And looked HS/LD on your LBE. |
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Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
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Originally Posted By Jm11513: Knowing how to fight with a knife = dying with style View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Jm11513: Originally Posted By CenterMass762: Neither do 99.999% of the people who bought that knife. Knowing how to fight with a knife = dying with style The training would be interesting. |
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z - Deplorable Neanderthal
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Originally Posted By sywagon: There's Spydercos, then there's Spydercos. https://i.imgur.com/KrRjTpF.jpg https://i.imgur.com/uPbfuUp.jpg View Quote I like the bottom one |
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A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!
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Originally Posted By colklink: I like the bottom one View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By colklink: Originally Posted By sywagon: There's Spydercos, then there's Spydercos. https://i.imgur.com/KrRjTpF.jpg https://i.imgur.com/uPbfuUp.jpg I like the bottom one |
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Originally Posted By colklink: WTF? /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/crazykat-330.gif That knife is awesome. I have 3 View Quote Well, I have one. |
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[#11]
Originally Posted By skindroid: Considering all the designs that exist for amazing fighting knives... and how many look like a karambit still think it's 'tarded plus if I buy something like Yojimbo 2 I can still use it for basic knife stuff without looking like I blade at 45 in a walmart View Quote The Chilean corvo is another knife that's based around the idea of of a forward curved blade and is also associated with fearsome knife fighting culture. |
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Originally Posted By skink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/139520/138139_138168_jpg-3172664.JPG View Quote |
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Yeah, we pay our debt sometime
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Call me "Phuroah”
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Originally Posted By Rooster-X: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/480444/sexybitchkr5-3028039.jpg Huh... That mother stabber, slit alot of MRE packs on the daily. Made a great tent stake smasher inner. And looked HS/LD on your LBE. View Quote Oh yeah. The fact that it was an actual issued item to the troops, being of such low quality, makes it the dumbest knife. I tried making mine better by painting the leather sheath with liquid boot polish. Didn't help. Sat in my foot locker for my time in. I used my Letherman (original) to open MRE's. Attached File |
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Originally Posted By tinysd: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/213346/IMG_0120_jpeg-3172670.JPG View Quote Makes you bleed out faster.....I'll allow it |
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"The villainy you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction"
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Originally Posted By wood714: My dad gave me a lot of knives. I have several boxed Case Limited Edition Series. The Case XX on the top left he gave me when I was 12. https://photos.smugmug.com/photos/i-FN3gDH2/0/Dk2B4WWKSL9hFtwmtxvWCtQbQ5xstq2Q6T25RQNCj/XL/i-FN3gDH2-XL.jpg Had it edit this one from fear of getting banned. https://photos.smugmug.com/photos/i-F3RwFKG/0/GDn76dqBD3xx4NfVZkxz7jfCDwbQCrMdZ7FSRZ3b/L/i-F3RwFKG-L.jpg View Quote Do you own the one on the bottom? Never knew they made that one |
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"The villainy you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction"
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[#18]
I have a grail knife. It's an eight dollar mountain foundry, I've never actually seen one for sale.
Attached File Dumb? Maybe. I can't explain why I want it, I just do. An acquaintance of a friend said he could make one. Hell, what did I have to lose? Attached File Well... I definitely didn't have anything to gain. |
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[#19]
Someone posted one yesterday. It was a kabar fantasy knife. Straight out of Frost knife catalog.
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Originally Posted By USNGM2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/418696/bayo_jpg-3172652.JPG View Quote A 1960s palm grip technique might be an accident waiting to happen with that thing. |
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Originally Posted By skindroid: That is awesome haha. Minus Opinel, you made a list of my favorite knives What is stupid about Mora and Victorinox? They are both super practical tools, not made in China, and relatively cheap. For me, stupidest knife ever is a Karambit. Eyebrow peircings, Insane Clown Posse tattoos, and stories about being high on meth pretty much go hand in hand with owning one. View Quote For real, moras are the best everyday knives for doing work things |
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Originally Posted By Curmudgeon762: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/563702/image_jpg-3172723.JPG In my pocket now. I prefer full edge knives but I got a deal on the partially serrated Delicas. I'm a Kershaw/ZT guy generally but Spyderco makes good stuff View Quote I love my Delicia with the serrated section, carry it everyday, and use it at least once a day. I have appreciated having the serration numerous times, however it is less convenient to sharpen. |
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Originally Posted By tct1000: huh... i'll let you tell me, lol couple of steeds in my stable https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/271151/kn5_jpg-3173099.JPG View Quote |
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[#25]
How about the Donald Trump knife that got posted a few days ago. "Designed in the USA". Some Chinese factory had to buy a lot of red, white, and blue paint.
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton |
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Originally Posted By sywagon: Dumb - pocket bricks of all sorts. Almost 10 Oz. - https://www.knivesplus.com/media/ss_size1/MKT-012-36-OPEN-FRONT.jpg View Quote Oooo… pocket bricks… I submit the ZT0300 and little brother ZT0350. Unlike Spyderco’s blades, which can actually be used for knife tasks, those particular ZTs were sharpened pry bars that SUCKED for actually cutting anything. |
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Originally Posted By steviesterno16: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/455820/IMG_9014_jpeg-3172737.JPG For a while these were internet unobtanium for some reason. I snagged a few but found a real sheath woukd bring it up to the cost of a "real" knife. View Quote I have one with the flower handles. I think the thought process was you could toss it in the trash, chuck the sheath in a carry on and fly. Get to the destination hit up a Wal-mart and you have a decent knife. The sheath is the important part. |
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Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - John 15:13
The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H.L. Mencken |
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Originally Posted By bluemax_1: Oooo pocket bricks I submit the ZT0300 and little brother ZT0350. Unlike Spyderco's blades, which can actually be used for knife tasks, those particular ZTs were sharpened pry bars that SUCKED for actually cutting anything. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By bluemax_1: Originally Posted By sywagon: Dumb - pocket bricks of all sorts. Almost 10 Oz. - https://www.knivesplus.com/media/ss_size1/MKT-012-36-OPEN-FRONT.jpg Oooo pocket bricks I submit the ZT0300 and little brother ZT0350. Unlike Spyderco's blades, which can actually be used for knife tasks, those particular ZTs were sharpened pry bars that SUCKED for actually cutting anything. |
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Originally Posted By JAD762: Has anyone mentioned the Tom Brown Tracker knife? Because if they haven't, I win the "post the dumbest knife in existence" thread. https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51FM8bB5EXL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg Look at this turd. Its such an abortion its outlawed in 24 states except in cases of rape and danger to the mother. View Quote I have one, but with that said: - skinning profile, but too thick to be a good skinner -saw blade, too small to saw anything -heavy as balls - only thing it is good at is being a camp knife, split kindling, pry things, open a can of beans with it. As a camp knife 7/10, as something is take out in a survival situation, 3/10 |
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Originally Posted By SnowMexican: The Chilean corvo is another knife that's based around the idea of of a forward curved blade and is also associated with fearsome knife fighting culture. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By SnowMexican: Originally Posted By skindroid: Considering all the designs that exist for amazing fighting knives... and how many look like a karambit still think it's 'tarded plus if I buy something like Yojimbo 2 I can still use it for basic knife stuff without looking like I blade at 45 in a walmart The Chilean corvo is another knife that's based around the idea of of a forward curved blade and is also associated with fearsome knife fighting culture. neat looks like a great pruning knife too |
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Originally Posted By steviesterno16: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/455820/IMG_9014_jpeg-3172737.JPG For a while these were internet unobtanium for some reason. I snagged a few but found a real sheath woukd bring it up to the cost of a “real” knife. View Quote There were a couple of dudes on Instagram who'd reprofile the pioneer woman knives and build sheaths for them and sell them for $200. I was thinking about getting into that game but never did. Originally Posted By tct1000: maximum tardos https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/271151/kn3_jpg-3172743.JPG utmost dumb https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/271151/kn2_jpg-3172736.JPG View Quote The matriarch was made for women in some rape infested shit hole to be able to cut up potential attackers. It might be stupid for opening Amazon packages but carried as a self defense tool alone, I think you could do worse. |
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"Freedom is a messy business." - LaRue_Tactical
I am a sack of blood, held together by un-tanned leather. . . |
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Originally Posted By B62stew: I ended up cutting my finger because my keys got stuck in the loop and opened it in my pocket. stopped carrying one after that. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By B62stew: Originally Posted By colklink: Da fuck is wrong with spyderco knives? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000007234_jpg-3172665.JPG I ended up cutting my finger because my keys got stuck in the loop and opened it in my pocket. stopped carrying one after that. People doing dumb shit get cut everyday. |
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The 4 Max Scout is a giant man's pocket knife.
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Originally Posted By JeepersCreepers: Everything ever made by Spyderco Faggot shit https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51kHZa4rGQL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg View Quote Disagree Attached File |
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Originally Posted By stiglitz_actual: https://distortion.io/i/v33w003phzlc1.jpg View Quote Tim Curry's laugh And yet I have this morbid desire to arrange post apocalyptic gladitorial games where people have to use this kind of thing to fight with. |
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It’s… probably not as bad as you think it is.
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Originally Posted By sywagon: So I've heard. Nothing against Medford or ZT though - the 0640 (for one) is stellar and the slim-midi marauder is a very good cutter (and a favorite). https://i.imgur.com/1C2oXh7.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By sywagon: Originally Posted By bluemax_1: Originally Posted By sywagon: Dumb - pocket bricks of all sorts. Almost 10 Oz. - https://www.knivesplus.com/media/ss_size1/MKT-012-36-OPEN-FRONT.jpg Oooo pocket bricks I submit the ZT0300 and little brother ZT0350. Unlike Spyderco's blades, which can actually be used for knife tasks, those particular ZTs were sharpened pry bars that SUCKED for actually cutting anything. https://i.imgur.com/1C2oXh7.jpg Yeah, I have several ZT’s including the 0452 and 0562, and like them. The 0300 was the first (which I promptly lost. Don’t miss it). |
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