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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:13:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By bullsi191145: Pretty much anything made by Gil Hibben in the last 30 years https://www.countryknives.com/shop-by-department/collectibles/swords-daggers/daggers/gil-hibben-gh453-double-shadow-dagger-leather-sheath/ Came to say this. Can you imagine being proud enough of anything he ever made to decide to put your name on it? Nope. |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:14:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: shack357]
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Any of the "presentation" knives sold at almost every truck stop in the country. They look like a regular knife, but use butter soft chinesium steel and if you grip the handle hard enough to actually try and cut something, you rub the pictures off.
ETA-at least all that goofy, gimmicky shit from major companies will usually cut something without breaking. |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:16:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By tex21: Karambits are great for cutting into plastic clamshell packaging. Bro get a pair of garden shears before you stab yourself |
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IA, USA
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:19:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By colklink: Da fuck is wrong with spyderco knives? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000007234_jpg-3172665.JPG I ended up cutting my finger because my keys got stuck in the loop and opened it in my pocket. stopped carrying one after that. |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:21:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 74novaman: This cheap Mtech garbage. https://i.imgur.com/zNJS8n9.jpeg I have one because they used it at a model for a knife in CS:GO.  Sharpening that thing looks like it would be a head ache. It doesn’t look even remotely practical. LOL |
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SC, USA
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:22:34 AM EDT
[#6]
Any folding knife with a liner lock.
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:23:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Windustsearch]
[#7]
Bushcrap machete wannabe knives are pretty dumb.
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:24:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BoRdErBaCoN: I have one of these Cherusker Messer Lapu Lapu Corto knives... It has to be right up there when it comes to the dumbest.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axZqOVtSqasI watched a solid 10 minutes of that and I'm actually embarrassed for him. |
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ID, USA
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:25:54 AM EDT
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Some of y'all need to shut your whore mouths. Easy to conflate single-purpose and poor-for-utility in the knife world. Though I will agree with the Hibben haters. And who used to make that Ek style dagger with the spinning twin rings for your middle and ring fngers in the middle of the handle? I guarantee one of you has one.
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:28:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Jambalaya: Tom Brown Tracker. Yep that's my vote too, a knife that seems like it was designed purely for looks. |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:33:26 AM EDT
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 Attached FileFor a while these were internet unobtanium for some reason. I snagged a few but found a real sheath woukd bring it up to the cost of a “real” knife. |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:37:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:41:57 AM EDT
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In on Aimless knife thread
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TN, USA
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:45:08 AM EDT
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This guy covers quite a few.
 CURSED Mall Ninja weapons Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By steviesterno16: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/455820/IMG_9014_jpeg-3172737.JPG For a while these were internet unobtanium for some reason. I snagged a few but found a real sheath woukd bring it up to the cost of a “real” knife. I saw an EDC video here with Ed Calderon and he mentioned it being a good knife. Probably not just because of him: https://anthonyawaken.com/urban-survival-pioneer-woman-paring-knife-edc/ |
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USA
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:46:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistorySomeone on here has one of them in each of his and his kids get home bags. |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:49:35 AM EDT
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If you can buy it at the mall from the store that also sells potted bamboo and posters with Chinese calligraphy, it's a stupid knife.
@Aimless |
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GA, USA
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:53:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Vague: Meh, one of my sons and my wife both carry Delica's. I think any of the "fantasy" style of knives are generally dumb. Doubly so for these silly things... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/246790/images__28__jpeg-3172660.JPG They only exist for the flea market ninjas and you can't convince me otherwise. How dare you...have you ever seen a flea market ninja in action ?....I didn't think so. |
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ID, USA
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:53:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By tct1000: maximum tardos https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/271151/kn3_jpg-3172743.JPG utmost dumb https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/271151/kn2_jpg-3172736.JPG Lol, both of my Civilians were gifts, I swear. Also I have a buddy who is a real life Ranger and he carried a Civilian in combat, so there. 
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CA, USA
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:58:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: cjjohn]
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This has to be top ten:
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NV, USA
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:00:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 19ontheslide: Lol, both of my Civilians were gifts, I swear. Also I have a buddy who is a real life Ranger and he carried a Civilian in combat, so there. OP is a ninny. |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:03:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HaroldManback: Sharpening that thing looks like it would be a head ache. It doesn’t look even remotely practical. LOL Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HaroldManback: Originally Posted By 74novaman: This cheap Mtech garbage. https://i.imgur.com/zNJS8n9.jpeg I have one because they used it at a model for a knife in CS:GO. Sharpening that thing looks like it would be a head ache. It doesn’t look even remotely practical. LOL Sharping implies actual use…which is 100% not a factor for either the maker or the buyer. |
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BC, CAN
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:05:12 PM EDT
[#22]
Any "trench knife" with a brass knuckle style guard.
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:13:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Jerryjeff: Karambits are tarded. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/279546/IMG_1829_jpeg-3172685.JPG If you think that, you don't know how to fight with a knife. |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:16:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Jambalaya: Tom Brown Tracker. Had one gifted to me, sold on the EE. TOPS makes a quality piece but I didnt find any other redeeming qualities about it. |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:19:31 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By tct1000: maximum tardos https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/271151/kn3_jpg-3172743.JPG utmost dumb https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/271151/kn2_jpg-3172736.JPG I have the top one but took the stupid lanyard off and rigged it to mount vertically on a backpack strap |
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MI, USA
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:20:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By pr24guy: If you think that, you don't know how to fight with a knife. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By pr24guy: Originally Posted By Jerryjeff: Karambits are tarded. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/279546/IMG_1829_jpeg-3172685.JPG If you think that, you don't know how to fight with a knife. It’s GD, i.e. “Stop liking what I don’t like” |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:25:59 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By pr24guy: If you think that, you don't know how to fight with a knife. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By pr24guy: Originally Posted By Jerryjeff: Karambits are tarded. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/279546/IMG_1829_jpeg-3172685.JPG If you think that, you don't know how to fight with a knife. 
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:27:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: stiglitz_actual]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hesperus: That's a good one. But my favorite has to be the fantasy knives made to look like the fangs of some enormous beast. With a set of blades set at 90 degrees to the handle. I would post a picture but I don't have one and I don't know what search terms I would use to look one up. Fantasy knife is kind of a vague term. How dare you  Luckily the modernized version can be found in many gas stations  |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:30:55 PM EDT
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check any gas station next to the caffiene pills and fake 20% vodka bottles. About hurt myself leaning up against a tree in the national forest, but noticed in time it had about 2-3 inches of someone's shit ass rambo bowie knife blade broken off in the tree
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AL, USA
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:32:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Jerryjeff: Karambits are tarded. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/279546/IMG_1829_jpeg-3172685.JPG Looks like a carpet cutter. |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:33:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By bluemax_1: It’s GD, i.e. “Stop liking what I don’t like” Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By bluemax_1: Originally Posted By pr24guy: Originally Posted By Jerryjeff: Karambits are tarded. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/279546/IMG_1829_jpeg-3172685.JPG If you think that, you don't know how to fight with a knife. It’s GD, i.e. “Stop liking what I don’t like” Its GD. I dont know how to fight with a knife. But i am an expert on it...
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:34:10 PM EDT
[#32]
 QVC HSN Katana Injury |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:39:42 PM EDT
[#33]
You all fail
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:41:58 PM EDT
[#34]
Probably the greatest achievement of my life is NOT ordering two hundred and fifty Frost Cutlery Knives off of a shopping channel at 1:00 in the morning.
My will is iron!
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GA, USA
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:42:35 PM EDT
[#35]
 New Survival Knife by Survival Lilly #APO-1T |
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CA, USA
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:42:49 PM EDT
[#36]
I remember drooling over the dragon daggers at the mall and pouring through a sword catalogue I borrowed from a friend at age or 10 or 11. I put a lot of time & thought into which sword I would purchase. I don’t remember my mom dissuading me, but there was zero chance in hell of me ever getting a sword.
Joke ended up on her though because I soon after discovered paintball, airsoft, and guns. 
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:46:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By stiglitz_actual: How dare you https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/2/28/Klingons.jpg Luckily the modernized version can be found in many gas stations https://distortion.io/i/51i63KOd4IL.png Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By stiglitz_actual: Originally Posted By Hesperus: That's a good one. But my favorite has to be the fantasy knives made to look like the fangs of some enormous beast. With a set of blades set at 90 degrees to the handle. I would post a picture but I don't have one and I don't know what search terms I would use to look one up. Fantasy knife is kind of a vague term. How dare you https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/2/28/Klingons.jpg Luckily the modernized version can be found in many gas stations https://distortion.io/i/51i63KOd4IL.png Not what I meant.  Attached FileThis! Is what I meant. |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:47:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:47:21 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By pr24guy: If you think that, you don't know how to fight with a knife. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By pr24guy: Originally Posted By Jerryjeff: Karambits are tarded. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/279546/IMG_1829_jpeg-3172685.JPG If you think that, you don't know how to fight with a knife. Neither do 99.999% of the people who bought that knife. |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:47:37 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote Historyyou get the temper wrong on one batch of QVC swords and you never hear the end of it. 
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:48:54 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 6gunsal: I remember drooling over the dragon daggers at the mall and pouring through a sword catalogue I borrowed from a friend at age or 10 or 11. I put a lot of time & thought into which sword I would purchase. I don’t remember my mom dissuading me, but there was zero chance in hell of me ever getting a sword. Joke ended up on her though because I soon after discovered paintball, airsoft, and guns. those daggers look bad ass when you are a kid 
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:55:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThose are apparently discontinued and bringing $100+ on ebay. If I find someone who will pay half that for mine it'll go bye bye. |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:56:54 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hamel: You all fail https://pics.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/wasp/images/WIWASPKA_1.jpg Popular among pig hunters. |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:57:33 PM EDT
[#44]
I dont see no buckmaster
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Posted: 3/29/2024 12:58:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By skink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/139520/138139_138168_jpg-3172664.JPG Hey now, that’s the sharpest pry bar I own! |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 1:02:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By tveddy: I have the top one but took the stupid lanyard off and rigged it to mount vertically on a backpack strap Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By tveddy: Originally Posted By tct1000: maximum tardos https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/271151/kn3_jpg-3172743.JPG utmost dumb https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/271151/kn2_jpg-3172736.JPG I have the top one but took the stupid lanyard off and rigged it to mount vertically on a backpack strap I have one of those too, well, a different version. Got it so I could have a knife in camp ground showers. 
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Posted: 3/29/2024 1:04:25 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By adavis: Myron Mixon 3-1 grilling knife https://i2.wp.com/smokedbbqsource.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/myron-mixon-pitmaster-tool.jpg Your choice is definitely in the top three here. I even had to look up a sales blurb on it to see what glory it brings to the table: “Myron Mixon Pitmaster 3 in 1 Grill Tool is perfect for backyard grilling fun. Open your cold beverage, flip your food with the patented hook, and slice up your favorite BBQ with this one tool. Designed for ease of use with a red ergonomic non-slip grip handle. So you’re always in control. The blade is crafted from one solid piece of high carbon stainless steel with a full tang in the handle for ultimate durability and great balance. Grill, open a beverage and slice with the one and only Myron Mixon Pitmaster Grill Tool. This makes a perfect gift for the grill master in your life.” |
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Posted: 3/29/2024 1:09:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By skindroid: That is awesome haha. Minus Opinel, you made a list of my favorite knives What is stupid about Mora and Victorinox? They are both super practical tools, not made in China, and relatively cheap. For me, stupidest knife ever is a Karambit. Eyebrow peircings, Insane Clown Posse tattoos, and stories about being high on meth pretty much go hand in hand with owning one. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By skindroid: Originally Posted By Yojimbo: Almost every knife at http://www.budk.com. Budk is Cold Steels retarded, inbred cousin... That is awesome haha. Originally Posted By wakeboarder: Mora Victorinox Shun Minus Opinel, you made a list of my favorite knives What is stupid about Mora and Victorinox? They are both super practical tools, not made in China, and relatively cheap. For me, stupidest knife ever is a Karambit. Eyebrow peircings, Insane Clown Posse tattoos, and stories about being high on meth pretty much go hand in hand with owning one.
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Posted: 3/29/2024 1:12:43 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By adavis: Myron Mixon 3-1 grilling knife https://i2.wp.com/smokedbbqsource.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/myron-mixon-pitmaster-tool.jpg That is hilarious. I could never have imagined a knife like that. It would be funny to propose it in England as a type of anti-stab knife shape, since they are into that. |
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MI, USA
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Posted: 3/29/2024 1:14:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By tct1000: you get the temper wrong on one batch of QVC swords and you never hear the end of it. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By tct1000: you get the temper wrong on one batch of QVC swords and you never hear the end of it. Not how it works. If a sword says “Stainless steel” (eg. 99.99% of the ones in those Asian mall stores), it’s a decorative piece. We call those things ‘wall hangers’ or SLOs (Sword Like Objects). Swords that are made to actually cut with (eg. The ones used in HEMA cutting competitions, or Tameshigiri in Japanese sword arts), are made of carbon steel for a reason. |
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