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tct1000 Member Joined Apr 2011 Posts 7404 EE 100% (125) FL, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 9:43:34 AM EDT what retarded knifes has mankind (or Klingon) made that are the most dumb. I'll start Attached File

wakeboarder Member Joined Jan 2010 Posts 28775 EE 100% (1) MI, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 9:44:51 AM EDT [#1] Mora Victorinox Shun

USNGM2 Worst of all Gunners Mates Joined Dec 2014 Posts 8366 EE 100% (3) VA, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 9:45:38 AM EDT [#2] Attached File

bullsi191145 Joined Sep 2022 Posts 372 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 9:49:42 AM EDT [#3] Pretty much anything made by Gil Hibben in the last 30 years https://www.countryknives.com/shop-by-department/collectibles/swords-daggers/daggers/gil-hibben-gh453-double-shadow-dagger-leather-sheath/

Admiral_Crunch Part of a nutritious breakfast Joined Apr 2001 Posts 106445 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 9:49:50 AM EDT [#4]
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Posted: 3/29/2024 9:49:55 AM EDT

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That's a good one. But my favorite has to be the fantasy knives made to look like the fangs of some enormous beast. With a set of blades set at 90 degrees to the handle.

I would post a picture but I don't have one and I don't know what search terms I would use to look one up. Fantasy knife is kind of a vague term.

It’s… probably not as bad as you think it is.

74novaman Warlord of the Cola de Sac Joined Sep 2011 Posts 47421 EE 100% (20) LBN	Posted: 3/29/2024 9:54:35 AM EDT [#6] This cheap Mtech garbage. I have one because they used it at a model for a knife in CS:GO.
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BUCC_Guy One shot, one miss. Joined Oct 2003 Posts 49273 EE 100% (68) TN, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 9:54:52 AM EDT [#7] Attached File
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DrKlahn Joined Oct 2021 Posts 2401 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 9:55:17 AM EDT [#8] Rambo knife. Can't find an image that I can hot link off if google. But you know what i am talking about.

arowneragain Director of Marketing and Ad Revenue Joined Nov 2003 Posts 83623 EE 100% (22) TN, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 9:55:46 AM EDT [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By bullsi191145: Pretty much anything made by Gil Hibben in the last 30 years https://www.countryknives.com/shop-by-department/collectibles/swords-daggers/daggers/gil-hibben-gh453-double-shadow-dagger-leather-sheath/ View Quote Ouuuuuuch.

Vague Probably tomorrow around 5:14p Joined Jun 2010 Posts 8219 EE 100% (11) USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 9:56:59 AM EDT [#10] Meh, one of my sons and my wife both carry Delica's. I think any of the "fantasy" style of knives are generally dumb. Doubly so for these silly things... Attached File They only exist for the flea market ninjas and you can't convince me otherwise.
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colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 48045 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:00:20 AM EDT [#13] Originally Posted By tct1000: what retarded knifes has mankind (or Klingon) made that are the most dumb. I'll start https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/271151/kn1_jpg-3172651.JPG View Quote Da fuck is wrong with spyderco knives? Attached File
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Yojimbo Member Joined Jan 2001 Posts 20408 EE 100% (42) OH, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:00:20 AM EDT [Last Edit: Yojimbo] [#14] Almost every knife at http://www.budk.com. Budk is Cold Steels retarded, inbred cousin...

Surf Member Joined Dec 2004 Posts 18342 EE 100% (31) NH, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:01:06 AM EDT [#15] Attached File You know you had to have one!
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Posted: 3/29/2024 10:03:02 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Vague:
Meh, one of my sons and my wife both carry Delica's.

I think any of the "fantasy" style of knives are generally dumb. Doubly so for these silly things...

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Those ninjas do have money.

Black Dynamite Ninja Speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhfR17Yvgcc

It’s… probably not as bad as you think it is.

tinysd Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 2842 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:03:54 AM EDT [#17] Attached File

bikedamon Member Joined Aug 2008 Posts 22460 EE 100% (102) MI, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:04:22 AM EDT [#18] Tanto anything.
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pilatuspilot Member Joined Aug 2007 Posts 5481 EE 100% (331) LA, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:05:01 AM EDT [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By Surf: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/64530/IMG_4967_jpeg-3172666.JPG You know you had to have one! View Quote My childhood! I even used paracord to tie it to a broom stick to make a spear. Naturally it broke on the first throw.

pestilence12 I kinda know where I'm goin' Joined Apr 2019 Posts 3752 EE 100% (6) CO, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:05:54 AM EDT [#20] Attached File Attached File Attached File As cool as this knife is, the design is pretty bad. It's self-dulling, the pivot points are weak, it's not any more compact when stowed... But the concept is awesome. So I love it despite its overcomplex nonsense
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STJ Thumbs Up Joined Oct 2006 Posts 9163 EE 100% (57) MI, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:07:26 AM EDT [#21] Quote History Originally Posted By colklink: Da fuck is wrong with spyderco knives? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000007234_jpg-3172665.JPG View Quote Yea OP fails

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Posted: 3/29/2024 10:09:31 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By colklink:

Da fuck is wrong with spyderco knives?

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Originally Posted By colklink:

Originally Posted By tct1000:
what retarded knifes has mankind (or Klingon) made that are the most dumb. I'll start

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/271151/kn1_jpg-3172651.JPG

Da fuck is wrong with spyderco knives?

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000007234_jpg-3172665.JPG

Nothing if you clean em once in awhile!

Spydercos are great. Maybe the serrated not so great unless you cut a lot of strapping or seat belts.

Any of those fantasy knives are nerd bait. Have some friends who’s 20 something son is into all that stuff. Every time I see him he’s got a new cut or some stitches from futzing around with some Dragonball Z or elf magic blade. It only stays sharp long enough to cut his ass. Thankfully.

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Admiral_Crunch Part of a nutritious breakfast Joined Apr 2001 Posts 106446 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:09:53 AM EDT [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By bikedamon: Tanto anything. View Quote What’s wrong with that?
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DrKlahn Joined Oct 2021 Posts 2403 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:11:56 AM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By Yojimbo: Almost every knife at http://www.budk.com. Budk is Cold Steels retarded, inbred cousin... View Quote Lmao!

adavis Member Joined Sep 2010 Posts 6610 EE 100% (104) MI, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:17:17 AM EDT [#25] Myron Mixon 3-1 grilling knife

PlaneJane Just look at the flowers Joined Oct 2008 Posts 57827 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:18:31 AM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By bikedamon: Tanto anything. View Quote Unless you’re planning on punching through bamboo armor, this. The same for serrated edges, unless you’ re gnawing through cardboard or rope.
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SeanTX Ultima Ratio Regum Joined Nov 2000 Posts 33450 EE 100% (44) TX, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:19:14 AM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By colklink: Da fuck is wrong with spyderco knives? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/17974/1000007234_jpg-3172665.JPG View Quote Once you leave GD, nothing.

Jerryjeff Official AR15 call sign "Dirge" Joined Aug 2011 Posts 14670 EE 100% (1) TX, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:21:52 AM EDT [#28] Karambits are tarded. Attached File
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Posted: 3/29/2024 10:23:26 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By bullsi191145:
Pretty much anything made by Gil Hibben in the last 30 years
https://www.countryknives.com/shop-by-department/collectibles/swords-daggers/daggers/gil-hibben-gh453-double-shadow-dagger-leather-sheath/

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This post nails it, I knew he'd come up quick with a thread title like that.

Also, I own that knife.

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Posted: 3/29/2024 10:27:45 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By STJ:
Yea OP fails

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Agreed. I've always enjoyed my Spyderco knives.

I fully regret my Benchmade Infidels... yup. Plural.

I used to carry one in each pocket at work... But I find them unreliable at best. Now they just sit in the mancave and collect dust.

My Microtech is twice the knife for an OTF. I do have a nice Benchmade HK prototype OTF that is great though.

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AR15thur Member Joined Aug 2008 Posts 15214 EE 100% (6) TN, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:30:06 AM EDT [#31] Quote History Originally Posted By adavis: Myron Mixon 3-1 grilling knife https://i2.wp.com/smokedbbqsource.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/myron-mixon-pitmaster-tool.jpg View Quote That's currently the leader from what I've seen

bullsi191145 Joined Sep 2022 Posts 375 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:32:29 AM EDT [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By Redbirdxx: This post nails it, I knew he'd come up quick with a thread title like that. Also, I own that knife. View Quote Nice! I wanted one of them sooooo bad when I was 15 and flipping through the US Cavalry catalog.

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Posted: 3/29/2024 10:36:16 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Yojimbo:
Almost every knife at http://www.budk.com.

Budk is Cold Steels retarded, inbred cousin...

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Originally Posted By Yojimbo:
Almost every knife at http://www.budk.com.

Budk is Cold Steels retarded, inbred cousin...

That is awesome haha.

Originally Posted By wakeboarder:
Mora
Victorinox
Shun

Minus Opinel, you made a list of my favorite knives

What is stupid about Mora and Victorinox? They are both super practical tools, not made in China, and relatively cheap.

For me, stupidest knife ever is a Karambit. Eyebrow peircings, Insane Clown Posse tattoos, and stories about being high on meth pretty much go hand in hand with owning one.

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Posted: 3/29/2024 10:36:18 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Yojimbo:
Almost every knife at http://www.budk.com.

Budk is Cold Steels retarded, inbred cousin...

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We already covered the Gil Hibben knives.

Lol, I used to get knives from Bud K's clone Kennesaw Cutlery. Yes, I regret every purchase. I was young and stupid. I even got one of these. I like the concept, but it ain't good for anything but opening mail.

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tex21 Joined Mar 2006 Posts 535 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:41:31 AM EDT [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By Jerryjeff: Karambits are tarded. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/279546/IMG_1829_jpeg-3172685.JPG View Quote Karambits are great for cutting into plastic clamshell packaging.

PTR32Sooner Jobu’s Rum Joined Aug 2011 Posts 10186 EE 0% (0) OK, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:42:29 AM EDT [#36] Quote History Originally Posted By skink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/139520/138139_138168_jpg-3172664.JPG View Quote I love my ESEE-5
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WhenWolf here we go again Joined Nov 2022 Posts 60 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:43:00 AM EDT [#37] ok to be fair some of these aren't as bad as i thought they would be
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wood714 Member Joined Mar 2008 Posts 293 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:51:42 AM EDT [Last Edit: wood714] [#38] My dad gave me a lot of knives. I have several boxed Case Limited Edition Series. The Case XX on the top left he gave me when I was 12. Had it edit this one from fear of getting banned.

BoRdErBaCoN Horrible thread maker, EE addict, Santa's Elf Joined Sep 2009 Posts 18843 EE 100% (523) ME, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:53:58 AM EDT [#39] I have one of these Cherusker Messer Lapu Lapu Corto knives... It has to be right up there when it comes to the dumbest. Cherusker Messer Lapu Lapu Corto DVD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axZqOVtSqas
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CastleBravo91 Canned Sunshine Joined May 2019 Posts 22507 EE 0% (0) IL, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:56:37 AM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By PTR32Sooner: I love my ESEE-5 View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By PTR32Sooner: Originally Posted By skink: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/139520/138139_138168_jpg-3172664.JPG I love my ESEE-5 Same!
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loon_138 Member Joined Jan 2005 Posts 2715 EE 100% (10) MN, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:57:40 AM EDT [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By Yojimbo: Almost every knife at http://www.budk.com. Budk is Cold Steels retarded, inbred cousin... View Quote Came for budk mention, thank you!

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Posted: 3/29/2024 10:58:35 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By BoRdErBaCoN:
I have one of these Cherusker Messer Lapu Lapu Corto knives...

It has to be right up there when it comes to the dumbest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axZqOVtSqas

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Bram Frank is a genius when it comes to martial arts and designing knife PARTS. He's an odd duck when it comes to a LOT of other stuff.

Embrace the axe

planovet The benevolent vet Joined Dec 2009 Posts 21048 EE 100% (18) TX, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 10:59:50 AM EDT [#43]
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MateFrio Member Joined Jun 2008 Posts 6483 EE 100% (1) MO, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 11:00:19 AM EDT [#44] https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2010/06/02/bayonets-for-naa-mini-revolvers/
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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:01:12 AM EDT

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Tantos are great utility knives. Having two defined cutting angles and effectively two tips in one blade was a lifesaver when I was a shipping manager back in the day. Smooth brains hate sharpening them because they way overthink it though.

I nominate anything with a front flipper. “Let’s make a flipper that’s harder to open on purpose, easier to open by accident, and requires you to grip the knife in the most unnatural way possible.”

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maslin02 Joined May 2020 Posts 4279 EE 0% (0) OR, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 11:04:42 AM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By tinysd: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/213346/IMG_0120_jpeg-3172670.JPG View Quote I have the vintage version, made by my dad in the mid 70s. Still have it in the knife safe Original photo, 76 I believe?

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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:05:44 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By wood714:
Had it edit this one from fear of getting banned.
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Had it edit this one from fear of getting banned.
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It always strikes me funny (weird, not "ha-ha"), how much more socially acceptable the Klan was at one time. Today, only anti-white hate groups are allowed in polite society.

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Bet you that thing could fuck people up on the prison yard.

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Ridger Joined Aug 2021 Posts 292 EE 100% (1) USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 11:07:43 AM EDT [#48] Fail OP, Spyderco’s are great. First company to do one hand open, first ones to do a pocket clip, first ones to put serrations on a pocket knife. High quality, moving a big portion of their catalog to US manufacturing, tons of different steels, extensive exclusive program etc etc.

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Posted: 3/29/2024 11:09:48 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By bullsi191145:
Pretty much anything made by Gil Hibben in the last 30 years
https://www.countryknives.com/shop-by-department/collectibles/swords-daggers/daggers/gil-hibben-gh453-double-shadow-dagger-leather-sheath/

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This is exactly what came to mind.

My brother used to collect those pieces of shit. Still has a few and still thinks the world of them.

I don't have anything more to say. Unless, I do.

Curmudgeon762 Member Joined Jun 2022 Posts 5469 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 3/29/2024 11:12:11 AM EDT [#50] Attached File In my pocket now. I prefer full edge knives but I got a deal on the partially serrated Delicas. I’m a Kershaw/ZT guy generally but Spyderco makes good stuff

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