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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:39:44 AM EDT
Without fail EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, I have to fix peoples addresses because they can't enter their own fucking address when they buy stuff from my website.
These stupid fuckers will put "Washington street, 3rd house on the left with the red door" They seem to think that I personally drive to their house to hand deliver their orders. Our address verification software catches probably 98% of the stupid fucks but some are so damn bad that even the software throws its hands in the air. TLDR: people are retarded |
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Nissans are for poor people
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It's going to get worse.
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I work in manufacturing. I’ve encountered people so dumb I don’t know how they manage to tie their shoelaces.
Its like that aptitude test in Idiocracy were adults can’t figure out fitting blocks in holes. |
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Originally Posted By STL_Nik: These stupid fuckers will put "Washington street, 3rd house on the left with the red door View Quote This is a joke, right? RIGHT?!? |
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Nissans are for poor people
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Still no examples of how dumb I think the masses are.
A coworker used to say "think of how dumb the average person is. Now remember that more than half are dumber that that." |
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Originally Posted By STL_Nik: Without fail EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, I have to fix peoples addresses because they can't enter their own fucking address when they buy stuff from my website. These stupid fuckers will put "Washington street, 3rd house on the left with the red door" They seem to think that I personally drive to their house to hand deliver their orders. Our address verification software catches probably 98% of the stupid fucks but some are so damn bad that even the software throws its hands in the air. TLDR: people are retarded View Quote I've seen stuff like that before selling on Amazon. |
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Why is the sky blue?
What makes the green grass grow? |
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What do you sell?
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Wake up, wake up and smell the ashes.
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I quit being surprised at how stupid people can be decades ago.
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"...Capitalism...shares its blessings unequally; ...Socialism...shares its miseries equally."
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If I dont put 3rd house on the left with the red door I wont get it though
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Battle Of West Appalachia Survivor
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Originally Posted By JimEb: I work in manufacturing. I've encountered people so dumb I don't know how they manage to tie their shoelaces. Its like that aptitude test in Idiocracy were adults can't figure out fitting blocks in holes. View Quote The square hole girl |
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Nissans are for poor people
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Originally Posted By JimEb: I work in manufacturing. I’ve encountered people so dumb I don’t know how they manage to tie their shoelaces. Its like that aptitude test in Idiocracy were adults can’t figure out fitting blocks in holes. View Quote Same. And idiocracy doesn’t discriminate. My manager swore up and down it is standard practice for him to keep spare copies of everyone’s LOTO locks. I fought with him for weeks on this issue and the ehs dept “had to look into it”. I told him I’m not fixing shit until I know I’m the only person who has access to my own key and there are no duplicates. Needless to say we were issued brand new packaged locks with no duplicates. People are dumb. |
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Originally Posted By STL_Nik: unfortunately not View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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That would be virtually impossible.
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"Having a discussion here is a lot like trying to teach knots to cub scouts. Some get it. Some try to. Some just chew on the rope."-me
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Originally Posted By STL_Nik: Without fail EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, I have to fix peoples addresses because they can't enter their own fucking address when they buy stuff from my website. These stupid fuckers will put "Washington street, 3rd house on the left with the red door" View Quote Maybe you should get a better software package that provides a polite verification message such as the one used at Walmart. Example, enter "run 3rd house on left" as adddress automated response "We couldn't verify your address, which could lead to delivery delays or lost packages. Do you want to edit this address? "Memphis Tennessee" --- Information help me please Johnny Rivers "Memphis Tennessee" |
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Hepatitis C is Spanish for hepatitis Yes.
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Wake up, wake up and smell the ashes.
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Originally Posted By STL_Nik: bougie horse stuff for rich white girls. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By STL_Nik: Originally Posted By Agilt: What do you sell? bougie horse stuff for rich white girls. Hmmm… crazy AND dumb? Wow… Would’ve thought the ones who can afford stuff like that would be a bit more intelligent. That’s what I get for assuming. |
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After having worked a level 1 trauma center for a decade, I can say that people are exactly as dumb as I think, and it never ceases to amaze me that humans have survived as a species.
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24/365 Most Portable
24/365 Most Likely to Outshoot Her Spouse 24/365 Most Likely to Eat Your Heart Somewhere you jumped the monogomy shark and landed in beastiality - Stickfigure |
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There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun—a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere.
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Ohh OP you have no idea.
Without giving away too much info, i'm working in an engineering-dominated field. Engineers have to submit documentation to me and essentially I have to "grade" it and approve or reject their submission. If rejected they get a list of required revisions. The documentation they have to give me is ridiculously simple. There are gobs of information and tutorials on how to do this properly. The state has even gone so far as to create fill-in-the-blank templates that say exactly what should be required. The amount of idiotic engineers I encounter on a daily basis is astounding. After 10 years of doing this shit I don't even like to drive across bridges anymore because I wonder if it was built by a good engineer or a slack-jawed moron. It's bad out there and honestly getting worse. |
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Originally Posted By STL_Nik: Without fail EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, I have to fix peoples addresses because they can't enter their own fucking address when they buy stuff from my website. These stupid fuckers will put "Washington street, 3rd house on the left with the red door" They seem to think that I personally drive to their house to hand deliver their orders. Our address verification software catches probably 98% of the stupid fucks but some are so damn bad that even the software throws its hands in the air. TLDR: people are retarded View Quote |
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Proud and grateful Tennessee Squire
flgfish: "Low mileage cars piss me off. You saving your girlfriend for the next guy? Drive the car and enjoy it. A 911 is damn near bulletproof." |
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to the OP
I've been to places in Central and South America where that is sorta how things are "addressed" they typically don't have a formal postal service like we have here in the US. addresses are in reference to a named church, on xyz street, 4th house but, yes, I agree, this planet is full of idiots. |
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MIA: M/SGT James W. Holt USSF 2-7-68 SVN
"Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you." -A. Wilkow |
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The threat is real...
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Stupid is winning, that’s for sure.
And they’re at full fucking throttle with no signs of stopping. |
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Originally Posted By Pantexan: https://i2.wp.com/politicallyincorrecthumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/think-about-how-stupid-average-person-is-george-carlin.jpg?resize=500%2C375&ssl=1 View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Pantexan: Originally Posted By Deerhurst: A coworker used to say "think of how dumb the average person is. Now remember that more than half are dumber that that." The ironic thing about using that quote to point out how stupid other people are is that's not how averages work. I suspect there are waaay more people of below average intelligence than there are above. |
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If they're dumber than I think they are, they won't survive the next power outage.
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The Harmony of the Pen and the Sword
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Originally Posted By Kuraki: It's going to get worse. View Quote This. In 20 years, when you have multiple generations of products of bad parenting and the modern educational system become players in the game of life, you will truly know what Idiocracy means. Always save 1 bullet, for yourself. You might need it one day. |
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For your pleasure or your pain, society is a game.
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God forbid a traffic light goes out or something like that. People will just go numb and sit there wondering what to do.
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"It is a political convention. The criminals will be on the inside." -ParityError
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If you only fix their online mistakes and don't have to talk to them on the phone, be thankful.
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I've met grown adults that didn't know their own address or phone number, and that was a decade ago.
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"They that would give up essential liberty for temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin
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Originally Posted By amos-moses: Ohh OP you have no idea. Without giving away too much info, i'm working in an engineering-dominated field. Engineers have to submit documentation to me and essentially I have to "grade" it and approve or reject their submission. If rejected they get a list of required revisions. The documentation they have to give me is ridiculously simple. There are gobs of information and tutorials on how to do this properly. The state has even gone so far as to create fill-in-the-blank templates that say exactly what should be required. The amount of idiotic engineers I encounter on a daily basis is astounding. After 10 years of doing this shit I don't even like to drive across bridges anymore because I wonder if it was built by a good engineer or a slack-jawed moron. It's bad out there and honestly getting worse. View Quote How TF is that kind of stuff not a prerequisite for graduating in the field? |
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We subsidize stupidity, so we get more of it
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Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
General education should not be mere job training, but training in how to be fully human. |
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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
George Will |
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i deal with the public daily and lots of general contractors.
its gotten significantly worse in the past 20yrs. |
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Endeavor to Persevere
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All you have to do is watch the last segment of Jesse Watters [wo]man on the street interviews.
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Brought back from the beyond to be a half-dead short-bus riding seat warmer in the Dracula factory
"non-degree special student status" **Do not Karen-tinize the Eschaton!!!** |
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Depending on the address verification software I have said "fuck it" and ordered from different vendors. Some of them will not verify my address as correct.
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When I worked at a local pizza place, one of our favorite pastimes was "you dumbest calls"
One of our managers recounted one call where the dude had no idea what he wanted and he had to repeat the entire menus several times to get his order from him. Asked if this was pickup or delivery. "Delivery." "OK, what's your address?" "I don't even know." "We need an address to deliver to you...." "I don't even know." He finally either got an address or a good enough of a description to get a driver to him and completed the order. This had to be at least 30 years ago. |
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"All planes close up tight . . .we'll have to ditch unless landfall . . .when the first plane drops below 10 gallons, we all go down together."
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Originally Posted By amos-moses: Ohh OP you have no idea. Without giving away too much info, i'm working in an engineering-dominated field. Engineers have to submit documentation to me and essentially I have to "grade" it and approve or reject their submission. If rejected they get a list of required revisions. The documentation they have to give me is ridiculously simple. There are gobs of information and tutorials on how to do this properly. The state has even gone so far as to create fill-in-the-blank templates that say exactly what should be required. The amount of idiotic engineers I encounter on a daily basis is astounding. After 10 years of doing this shit I don't even like to drive across bridges anymore because I wonder if it was built by a good engineer or a slack-jawed moron. It's bad out there and honestly getting worse. View Quote This mirrors my experience almost exactly. Makes you wonder how the morons got into the big leagues. Nepotism plays a role, for sure. |
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