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Posted: 4/25/2024 6:38:17 PM EDT

Research by the Harvard Pilgrim Health Care Institute found that bisexual women die, on average, nearly 40 percent younger than heterosexual women, while lesbian women die 20 percent sooner.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13349895/Lesbian-women-die-younger-straight-women-stress-toxic-social-stigma.html
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 6:39:01 PM EDT
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Vitamin D deficiency.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 6:40:25 PM EDT
[#2]
Probably because they are insufferable....
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 6:47:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DerekL:
Probably because they are insufferable....
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I mean technically youre only supposed to be about 1 % perineum if you go by the burn percentage charts and some of these folks are working close to 99% cunt and asshole
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 6:50:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By tveddy:

I mean technically youre only supposed to be about 1 % perineum if you go by the burn percentage charts and some of these folks are working close to 99% cunt and asshole
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Boom!
Headshot!
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 6:54:26 PM EDT
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suicides / mental illness probably factor in

Link Posted: 4/25/2024 6:56:13 PM EDT
[#6]
lack of deep dickening, i reckon.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 6:56:19 PM EDT
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Wait a second.  Men die a lot sooner than women.  Women with women die sooner.

Maybe women are deadly.  
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 6:56:47 PM EDT
[#8]
Dying at 54 rather than 80?

Don't believe it.

That 37% has to be a bs measurement they made up.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 6:56:54 PM EDT
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From what I've seen, they tend not to be particularly healthy. Seems like most of them are obese.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 6:58:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By broken_reticle:
Wait a second.  Men die a lot sooner than women.  Women with women die sooner.

Maybe women are deadly.  
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Legit soul-suckers.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 6:59:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Goosemaster:
Vitamin D deficiency.
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Link Posted: 4/25/2024 6:59:52 PM EDT
[#12]
Toxoplasmosis
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:01:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Goosemaster:
Vitamin D deficiency.
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Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:01:48 PM EDT
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There used to be an argument that homosexuality was normal and natural, but if that’s the case, why are there so many negative health issues associated with it, men and women?
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:02:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: SystemFailCoreDump] [#15]
I read somewhere that women who get regular doses of Vitamin D are consistently happier and mentally "more stable" than those that don't. Mother Nature has a plan?
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:04:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:07:43 PM EDT
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Mental illness can take its toll on physical health

Borderline personality disorder is the highest suicide rate of any mental illness
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:10:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Fugitive] [#18]
Unrealistic expectations leading to depression which leads to giving up.
  They eventually realized that they are toxic and have surrounded themselves with other women who are toxic. They realize their entire life has been a lie.  This leads to alcohol/drug abuse, unhealthy eating habits, sedentary lifestyle and multiple cats. Then one day, they just give up and die.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:13:09 PM EDT
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I'd bet if you look at so called deaths of despair it makes up a huge % of the difference in life expectancy.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:18:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MFP_4073:

suicides / mental illness probably factor in

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I'd say that, and shit self-esteem, which could lead to other unhealthy behaviors, such as drug use, becoming a fatty, being miserable all the time, etc.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:21:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Goosemaster:
Vitamin D deficiency.
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Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:27:06 PM EDT
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That purple hair dye is deadly.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:34:39 PM EDT
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Of course it does. When the crop isn't getting fertilized it will always die sooner than fertilized crops.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:39:43 PM EDT
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Anyone in a romantic relationship with women dies sooner.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:42:19 PM EDT
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There are several studies correlating the number of babies dropped to female longevity.

Quite possibly the reason my grandmother (who drank and smoked her whole life) lived to be 90+
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:28:09 PM EDT
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It's probably one of those bimodal distributions, the fat bodies and lumberjack looking ones croak at 50 and the Subaru driving vegetarians live to 80.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:32:46 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Fugitive:
Unrealistic expectations leading to depression which leads to giving up.
  They eventually realized that they are toxic and have surrounded themselves with other women who are toxic. They realize their entire life has been a lie.  This leads to alcohol/drug abuse, unhealthy eating habits, sedentary lifestyle and multiple cats. Then one day, they just give up and die.
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Yep, their mental outlook has a big bearing out life. When you are depressed etc, you get sick easier, remember what affects the mind, also affects the body.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:36:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JVD:
Toxoplasmosis
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Trainspotting - Toxoplasmosis
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:39:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By broken_reticle:
Wait a second.  Men die a lot sooner than women.  Women with women die sooner.

Maybe women are deadly.  
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Reminds me of a Fight Club quote…
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:42:14 PM EDT
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Scissors are a leading cause of death.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:43:20 PM EDT
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Because they are batshit crazy.  Ask any ES personnel that's dealt with them.

One of the longest hostage situations I've ever dealt with was a lesbian love triangle that started out as a suicide attempt. Two of them went into a house to try and talk the suicidal one down.  We arrive to find that she took both of her lovers hostage with a crappy little .38 derringer.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:44:03 PM EDT
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I'm a woman, and yea, I trust the result of those studies....

It also helps with mood...I'm always in a great mood when I'm getting laid...
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:46:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MFP_4073:

suicides / mental illness probably factor in

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Plus illegal drugs and risky behavior
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:47:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:53:26 PM EDT
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FPNI
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:01:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By crwdplsr:
Mental illness can take its toll on physical health

Borderline personality disorder is the highest suicide rate of any mental illness
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The prevalence of Cluster-B Personality Disorders in that demographic and the stress/interpersonal strife they cause might have a lot to do with this.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:02:48 PM EDT
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Meh
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:06:23 PM EDT
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I'm ok with this.meme...
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:08:11 PM EDT
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Sammich making and longevity are almost synonymous.  It's science.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:08:46 PM EDT
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Most lesbians I know engage in a fairly self-destructive lifestyle.  Lots of drinking and drugs seems to be the norm.  It has nothing to do with not having a man.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:08:52 PM EDT
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Higher levels of Domestic Abuse, mental illness and suicide, drug and alcohol abuse, unhealthier lifestyles and obesity, and STD’s.

Worked ER for years. Not rocket science.

Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:09:53 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By crwdplsr:
Mental illness can take its toll on physical health

Borderline personality disorder is the highest suicide rate of any mental illness
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+1.

The wages of sin is death.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:14:15 PM EDT
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the lgbtq he-she-its of the world likely wont live longer because theres a direct link to them having no parents, half parents or parent related hatred of one type or another it seems.

its written in the Bible that children that have parents and raised to love and honor their parents are blessed with long life.  heard at least one sermon on this.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:19:03 PM EDT
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So no where in the article does it state the average age of death of a lesbian or bisexual woman.   It also does not state the cause of death. You aren't more likely to get cancer because you scissor.

The article does try to imply "stress" from social pressure causes early death.  But I've seen studies that suicide is higher amongst gays and lesbos.   Maybe drug use factors in.

So if the average woman lives to 78, and i work their numbers back a Lesbian dies at 62.5 and a bisexual woman only lives until 49 on average.  Jeese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their life insurance premiums should reflect their lifestyle.


Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:20:19 PM EDT
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Obesity
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:23:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By broken_reticle:
Wait a second.  Men die a lot sooner than women.  Women with women die sooner.

Maybe women are deadly.  
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Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:25:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By jeepnstein:
Most lesbians I know engage in a fairly self-destructive lifestyle.  Lots of drinking and drugs seems to be the norm.  It has nothing to do with not having a man.
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Wrong.  They don't have a man because they are self-absorbed and self-destructive and no decent man wants to deal with their shit and they know it.  And so they get depressed and sick and fat and miserable and die earlier.

It's almost like men and women are supposed to be together!


Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:27:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By broken_reticle:
Wait a second.  Men die a lot sooner than women.  Women with women die sooner.

Maybe women are deadly.  
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Q: Why do most men die before their wives?
A: Because they want to.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:31:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By broken_reticle:
Wait a second.  Men die a lot sooner than women.  Women with women die sooner.

Maybe women are deadly.  
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Can you imagine being with a woman AND being a woman?  There is no escape.  

Terminal Neurosis Overload
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