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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:44:41 PM EDT
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Well they've figured out why
Looks like a real winner Nice thing about a rural area is most times the sheriffs office isn't real busy Attached File Attached File Attached File |
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Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
It’s the internet. It’s for bitching. |
A fat woman in a shitbox HHR stealing flowers from a cemetery
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If you asked me to picture a woman who would steal flowers from a grave, and the car she drove, that’s exactly what I would envision.
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Never before has so much been owed by so many to so few.
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Fat bitch eating them?
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Ed Gein was a grave robber too.
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How does she not trip over those things
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Does midcap know about this thread?
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Wow, you can almost smell that first pic, nasty.
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I knew a MK2 that would get flowers from a cemetery when we got back to home port. He was a bit of a shit bag.
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That’s about accurate. It would’ve been a PT cruiser if not an hhr
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Buddy of mine told me when he was young and broke, he always stopped by the cemetery for fresh flowers for his dates.
Figured the dead didn’t mind…. |
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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
George Will |
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“America is a whorehouse where the revolutionary ideals of your forefathers are corrupted and sold in alleys by vendors of capitalism.”
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They should have dressed up several officers to look like dead rotted corpses and have them tap on her windows late at night and say "Weeee waaaant ourrr floweeerrrsss baaaaackkk....." and make her shit herself shrieking in horror, and then arrest her.
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I'm pink, therefore, I'm Spam.®
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My most visceral hatred is reserved for the shitbags who steal bronze flower vases from cemeteries, but fuck this bitch, too.
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What a fucking scumbag.
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Rob
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That's just about as low as a person can get, without involving children or animals.
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Everywhere we go, we are surrounded by people who stumble through life dependent upon the vigilance and/or kindness of others. - Zardoz
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For the past few years every time I visit my parents grave I find fairly fresh flowers on it.
It took me a while to figure out who was doing it. It was a family member of a family our family was close to. |
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Vote "YES" on 'NO'! For Captain Erick Foster, Wexford, PA KIA 29 Aug, 07. Rangers lead the way. Inspected by #26 I was checking out this midget porn website.... |
They caught some lady doing that around here years ago, they searched her house and it was packed with hundreds of Knick knacks taken from graves and every cemetery within 40 miles, statues, planters, candles, angles, flower pots, etc. her house was filled, flower beds etc. she used cemeteries as a free hobby lobby.
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Voting to fix our societies problems, is just as effective as donating to the NRA to expand gun rights.
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Liberals are a curious mix of communism and fascism, they want to destroy you but want to use your own money to do it.
I'm getting down to the last box, the other have all been destroyed... |
If you have a funeral have someone stay after the internment to guard the flowers
Some low life flower stores have been known to go pick them up afterwards and resell them again |
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Originally Posted By 67Firebird: There's a mortar and pestle on my wifes headstone, and a couple times when I went somewhere that she had liked to go I bought keychains and then dropped them in there. Then I went back, and someone had stolen them. I go back and trim around it sometimes, but I don't leave anything there anymore. https://i.postimg.cc/sfQB2GkP/Linda_s_Headstone_10-02-08_005.jpg View Quote She was 44? Wow man. I’m so sorry. |
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Never before has so much been owed by so many to so few.
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Dem tittiez tho
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We always were in the understanding that you don't steal from graves. If you do, Bad juju will come to you.
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Originally Posted By Low_Country: She was 44? Wow man. I'm so sorry. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Low_Country: Originally Posted By 67Firebird: There's a mortar and pestle on my wifes headstone, and a couple times when I went somewhere that she had liked to go I bought keychains and then dropped them in there. Then I went back, and someone had stolen them. I go back and trim around it sometimes, but I don't leave anything there anymore. Yes, and our son was 12. Thanks. |
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We used to have Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
To anger a conservative, tell him a lie; to anger a liberal, tell him the truth. |
Is she single?
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Originally Posted By Spleenless-Dave: They should have dressed up several officers to look like dead rotted corpses and have them tap on her windows late at night and say "Weeee waaaant ourrr floweeerrrsss baaaaackkk....." and make her shit herself shrieking in horror, and then arrest her. View Quote Uncle Rico - Right On |
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The chonkers on that grave robber....omg...they hang to her belly button.....
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I wonder what she was stealing them for. The foam and saddles are expensive at Hobby Lobby. We check the trash bins when we go visit Dad's grave. Usually there are some flowers in the bins and Mom recycles the foam and saddles into arrangements for Dad's and the Grandparents and Aunts headstones.
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Bitch needs worked over with a rubber hose.
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Originally Posted By John_Wayne777
If heaven is like an LSD trip, I'd rather not go. If St. Peter meets me at the gate with a tye-dyed t-shirt smoking a joint then eternity is going to suck CMB 3 MAR 99 30 OCT 08 RIP |
The whole look, from the dangling titties to the dangling cigarette are perfect. Someone should make her their avatar.
ETA: And the headband and the lycra stretch pants. And the way she's looking back towards the camera like a bigfoot caught walking across a clearing. She is a fascinating creature. |
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Screen Name?
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There is a dog on her chest in the car.
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"It is a political convention. The criminals will be on the inside." -ParityError
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She doesn't look like a Kelly.
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Hepatitis C is Spanish for hepatitis Yes.
---CPT_CAVEMAN |
Was cited. How much is that…$60 bucks.
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Stand for something, or fall for anything.
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What have the Romans ever done for us?
TN, USA
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Panem et Circenses
I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances. |
Big demand for used flowers in Nebraska?
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Celebrating the remains of the Second Amendment one Fine Firearm at a Time. It was much better here before.
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More than once at gun shows here in the south I have seen the bronze csa veteran plaques from graves for sale. They are always stolen from graves and sold by some civil war collector.
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RIP Jeff Reed. Tennessee Squire, Ga. Carry member, NRA,Non-puking 72 ounce drinker 2 of 6 Norcal call sign, Forgotten.
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@midcap
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Pretty sure she is in wife BOTD.
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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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I dont ever give a fuck what makes people turn to crime but its really hard to not wonder how fucked up that heffalumps life is.
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The mountains are calling, and I must go. -John Muir
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They have a name for shit-stains like that. Grave robbers are called "Ghouls"
we had a surveillance out in the middle of nowhere, by an old salvage yard over by Summit, OK a few years back One of the residents worked at a local cemetery (ironic, because he's a resident at the same cemetery now) they always had fresh flower arrangements covering their porch (the purloined floral arrangements had nothing to do with our observations at the residence...it just showed what kind of ghouls we were dealing with at the moment) |
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don't ask me how I did it, I just did it, it was hard...
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Originally Posted By lukus: The whole look, from the dangling titties to the dangling cigarette are perfect. Someone should make her their avatar. ETA: And the headband and the lycra stretch pants. And the way she's looking back towards the camera like a bigfoot caught walking across a clearing. She is a fascinating creature. View Quote I thought of bigfoot too when I saw the picture. |
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Please help St Jude children's hospital.
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I don’t like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
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I thought for sure that this was going to be someone discovering that the cemetery's groundskeepers occasionally clean up all of the stuff people leave, so the place doesn't end up looking like a garbage dump full of decaying flowers and assorted plastic trinkets.
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I am determined to defend my rights and maintain my freedom or sell my life in the attempt. - Nathanael Greene
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Originally Posted By 67Firebird: There's a mortar and pestle on my wifes headstone, and a couple times when I went somewhere that she had liked to go I bought keychains and then dropped them in there. Then I went back, and someone had stolen them. I go back and trim around it sometimes, but I don't leave anything there anymore. https://i.postimg.cc/sfQB2GkP/Linda_s_Headstone_10-02-08_005.jpg View Quote Damn, brother. Taken waaay too soon. She was beautiful too. Sorry for your loss. |
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