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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:44:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: www-glock19-com]
Well they've figured out why

Looks like a real winner
Nice thing about a rural area is most times the sheriffs office isn't real busy
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Link Posted: 5/17/2024 5:47:08 PM EDT
[#1]
A fat woman in a shitbox HHR stealing flowers from a cemetery
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 5:47:42 PM EDT
[#2]
If you asked me to picture a woman who would steal flowers from a grave, and the car she drove, that’s exactly what I would envision.
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 5:49:37 PM EDT
[#3]
Fat bitch eating them?
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 5:50:48 PM EDT
[#4]
Ed Gein was a grave robber too.
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 5:51:08 PM EDT
[#5]
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Originally Posted By Low_Country:
If you asked me to picture a woman who would steal flowers from a grave, and the car she drove, that’s exactly what I would envision.
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100% agree
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 5:56:35 PM EDT
[#6]
How does she not trip over those things
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 5:57:30 PM EDT
[#7]
Does midcap know about this thread?
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 5:57:59 PM EDT
[#8]
Wow, you can almost smell that first pic, nasty.
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:00:00 PM EDT
[#9]
I knew a MK2 that would get flowers from a cemetery when we got back to home port. He was a bit of a shit bag.
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:00:45 PM EDT
[#10]
That’s about accurate. It would’ve been a PT cruiser if not an hhr
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:03:45 PM EDT
[#11]
Buddy of mine told me when he was young and broke, he always stopped by the cemetery for fresh flowers for his dates.

Figured the dead didn’t mind….
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:04:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:06:02 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:06:55 PM EDT
[#14]
They should have dressed up several officers to look like dead rotted corpses and have them tap on her windows late at night and say "Weeee waaaant ourrr floweeerrrsss baaaaackkk....." and make her shit herself shrieking in horror, and then arrest her.
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:08:51 PM EDT
[#15]
My most visceral hatred is reserved for the shitbags who steal bronze flower vases from cemeteries, but fuck this bitch, too.
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:18:07 PM EDT
[#16]
What a fucking scumbag.
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:21:30 PM EDT
[#17]
That's just about as low as a person can get, without involving children or animals.
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:22:58 PM EDT
[#18]
For the past few years every time I visit my parents grave I find fairly fresh flowers on it.

It took me a while to figure out who was doing it. It was a family member of a family our family was close to.
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:23:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: buck19delta] [#19]
They caught some lady doing that around here years ago, they searched her house and it was packed with hundreds of Knick knacks taken from graves and every cemetery within 40 miles,  statues, planters, candles, angles, flower pots, etc. her house was filled, flower beds etc. she used cemeteries as a free hobby lobby.
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:30:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 1mitch1:
A fat woman in a shitbox HHR stealing flowers from a cemetery
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Some stories just write themselves.
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:37:19 PM EDT
[#21]
If you have a funeral have someone stay after the internment to guard the flowers
Some low life flower stores have been known to go pick them up afterwards and resell them again
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:42:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:43:53 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 67Firebird:
There's a mortar and pestle on my wifes headstone, and a couple times when I went somewhere that she had liked to go I bought keychains and then dropped them in there. Then I went back, and someone had stolen them. I go back and trim around it sometimes, but I don't leave anything there anymore.

https://i.postimg.cc/sfQB2GkP/Linda_s_Headstone_10-02-08_005.jpg

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She was 44?

Wow man. I’m so sorry.
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:44:17 PM EDT
[#24]
Dem tittiez tho
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:44:20 PM EDT
[#25]
Dead needs to rise,
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:48:49 PM EDT
[#26]
We always were in the understanding that you don't steal from graves. If you do, Bad juju will come to you.
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:51:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/17/2024 6:57:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 67Firebird:

Yes, and our son was 12.  Thanks.
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Link Posted: 5/17/2024 7:04:54 PM EDT
[#29]
Is she single?
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 7:18:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Spleenless-Dave:
They should have dressed up several officers to look like dead rotted corpses and have them tap on her windows late at night and say "Weeee waaaant ourrr floweeerrrsss baaaaackkk....." and make her shit herself shrieking in horror, and then arrest her.
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Link Posted: 5/17/2024 7:23:47 PM EDT
[#31]
The chonkers on that grave robber....omg...they hang to her belly button.....
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 7:30:42 PM EDT
[#32]
I wonder what she was stealing them for. The foam and saddles are expensive at Hobby Lobby. We check the trash bins when we go visit Dad's grave. Usually there are some flowers in the bins and Mom recycles the foam and saddles into arrangements for Dad's and the Grandparents and Aunts headstones.
Link Posted: 5/17/2024 7:33:27 PM EDT
[#33]
Bitch needs worked over with a rubber hose.
Link Posted: 5/18/2024 12:12:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: lukus] [#34]
The whole look, from the dangling titties to the dangling cigarette are perfect.  Someone should make her their avatar.

ETA: And the headband and the lycra stretch pants.  And the way she's looking back towards the camera like a bigfoot caught walking across a clearing.  She is a fascinating creature.
Link Posted: 5/18/2024 6:36:58 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By fas2c:
We always were in the understanding that you don't steal from graves. If you do, Bad juju will come to you.
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Seeing her appearance and the whip she was driving, I believe you're right.
Link Posted: 5/18/2024 6:48:41 AM EDT
[#36]
Screen Name?


Link Posted: 5/18/2024 6:53:55 AM EDT
[#37]
There is a dog on her chest in the car.
Link Posted: 5/18/2024 7:04:29 AM EDT
[#38]
She doesn't look like a Kelly.
Link Posted: 5/18/2024 7:12:19 AM EDT
[#39]
Was cited. How much is that…$60 bucks.
Link Posted: 5/18/2024 7:12:25 AM EDT
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100% agree
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With option for PT Cruiser as opposed to HHR.
Link Posted: 5/18/2024 7:17:02 AM EDT
[#41]
Big demand for used flowers in Nebraska?
Link Posted: 5/18/2024 7:23:55 AM EDT
[#42]
More than once at gun shows here in the south I have seen the bronze csa veteran plaques from graves for sale. They are always stolen from graves and sold by some civil war collector.
Link Posted: 5/18/2024 7:28:34 AM EDT
[#43]
@midcap
Link Posted: 5/18/2024 7:30:54 AM EDT
[#44]
Pretty sure she is in wife BOTD.
Link Posted: 5/18/2024 7:32:02 AM EDT
[#45]
I dont ever give a fuck what makes people turn to crime but its really hard to not wonder how fucked up that heffalumps life is.
Link Posted: 5/18/2024 7:34:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: pale_pony] [#46]
They have a name for shit-stains like that. Grave robbers are called "Ghouls"

we had a surveillance out in the middle of nowhere, by an old salvage yard over by Summit, OK a few years back
One of the residents worked at a local cemetery (ironic, because he's a resident at the same cemetery now) they always had fresh flower arrangements covering their porch

(the purloined floral arrangements had nothing to do with our observations at the residence...it just showed what kind of ghouls we were dealing with at the moment)
Link Posted: 5/18/2024 7:37:46 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By lukus:
The whole look, from the dangling titties to the dangling cigarette are perfect.  Someone should make her their avatar.

ETA: And the headband and the lycra stretch pants.  And the way she's looking back towards the camera like a bigfoot caught walking across a clearing.  She is a fascinating creature.
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I thought of bigfoot too when I saw the picture.
Link Posted: 5/18/2024 7:38:16 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By gillplate:
Fat bitch eating them?
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Link Posted: 5/18/2024 7:39:59 AM EDT
[#49]
I thought for sure that this was going to be someone discovering that the cemetery's groundskeepers occasionally clean up all of the stuff people leave, so the place doesn't end up looking like a garbage dump full of decaying flowers and assorted plastic trinkets.

Link Posted: 5/18/2024 7:40:52 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By 67Firebird:
There's a mortar and pestle on my wifes headstone, and a couple times when I went somewhere that she had liked to go I bought keychains and then dropped them in there. Then I went back, and someone had stolen them. I go back and trim around it sometimes, but I don't leave anything there anymore.

https://i.postimg.cc/sfQB2GkP/Linda_s_Headstone_10-02-08_005.jpg

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Damn, brother. Taken waaay too soon. She was beautiful too. Sorry for your loss.
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