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ID, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:10:08 PM EDT
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All you guys saying doggy on bottom....I don't think so. Those almost have to be heel cups on the bottom, which to me points to bottom chick on her back. Maybe the reason for the kneeling cushion behind them. So....both receivers in missionary, the lucky royal is balls-deep in the bottom one while his mouth explores the top one's nethers. That's my guess.
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AL, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:10:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Ambush151: It's pretty obvious how it works. My guess... King lays on the curved platform cushion. He's the king so Royal exertion is minimized. His head on upper end, neck craned back. The shorter legged gal straddles his crotch, vertical handles aid her in balance and control and the longer legged lady straddles his head. She can also use the vertical handles for balance. |
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AL, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:13:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Lorax: Thats lame. If I was the King.......I would have 5 of those mounted on a giant lazy Susan. A hydration station in the middle and servant fanning me with giant ostrich feathers. Now THAT'S some King shit!  Please contribute more. That was hilarious! |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:13:51 PM EDT
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Needs more tie down points.
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:14:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: tc556guy]
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I don't recall hearing that it was for two women. I recall reading somewhere that he was so fat that the chair was needed so he wouldnt crush his partner in the act
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:17:16 PM EDT
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I'm hoping I don't get CoC slapped for posting what looks like a plaque at a public museum
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AL, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:17:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By tc556guy: I ont recall hearing that it was for two women. I recall reading somewhere that he was so fat that the chair was needed so he wouldnt crush his partner in the act If he was a lard ass, that makes the most sense. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:18:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Ambush151: The hardest part of figuring out how to use the chair is finding "2" willing women. Yeah right, as if, Even like today there were gold diggers. Plus if the King requests it, cannot refuse. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:20:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By M4-AK: Stormy Daniels? Did he itemize the expense correctly? If not, he was worse than Hitler! |
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:21:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By LurchAddams: Didn't King Edward invent cigars? |
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ID, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:22:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Caboose314: I'm hoping I don't get CoC slapped for posting what looks like a plaque at a public museum https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/187062/1000008048_jpg-3212760.JPG Ok, now we're getting somewhere. Man, combine the starting blocks and those long handles up top and you'd really maximize your leverage for....things. Yikes. |
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KY, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:23:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Backscatter: Needs more tie down points. Tie down positions. Are we flatbedding or fucking. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:25:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Caboose314: I'm hoping I don't get CoC slapped for posting what looks like a plaque at a public museum https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/187062/1000008048_jpg-3212760.JPG What kind of beta needs a chair for that? I've banged latinas on bar tops with less clearance than that |
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AL, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:25:27 PM EDT
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Chick on the bottom is on her back getting railed. Chick in the seat is getting eaten out. Eddie is on the lower cushion that protects his knees.
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IL, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:25:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Caboose314: I'm hoping I don't get CoC slapped for posting what looks like a plaque at a public museum https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/187062/1000008048_jpg-3212760.JPG Ok, that makes some sense. I could not figure out what the bottom was for. There is still the part on the bottom that looks like a head rest. Is that the salad tossing station? |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:28:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Explorer225: Tie down positions. Are we flatbedding or fucking. Is that some kind of medieval sex position I'm going to have to look up on Urban Dictionary? So.... maybe both. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:32:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GomerPyle: Chick on the bottom is on her back getting railed. Chick in the seat is getting eaten out. Eddie is on the lower cushion that protects his knees.  |
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MO, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:32:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 19ontheslide: All you guys saying doggy on bottom....I don't think so. Those almost have to be heel cups on the bottom, which to me points to bottom chick on her back. Maybe the reason for the kneeling cushion behind them. So....both receivers in missionary, the lucky royal is balls-deep in the bottom one while his mouth explores the top one's nethers. That's my guess. Given hygiene habits of the time muff diving for panty oysters had to have been an aromatic adventure. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:33:24 PM EDT
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could only work with
magnets, and a treadmill  .
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:33:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Ambush151: It's pretty obvious how it works. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:36:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Bigtwin: That's what my mind saw. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Bigtwin: Originally Posted By AA717driver: Doggie on the bottom, chow down on the top. Simple. That's what my mind saw. |
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TN, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:40:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: "S*x Chair" would be a damn fine name for my Norwegian black speed metal band. 
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:50:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By UTex86: I could fit at least 4 chicks on that thing. So on a Midcap scale that would be like 2 thick ones |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:50:10 PM EDT
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It probably serves several positions. Duh.
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:51:43 PM EDT
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:52:59 PM EDT
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"If you take a twat at the King, you best not miss."
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:55:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Consigli: meh...most of GD can cobble together a fine sex chair in moms basement with just duct tape and bubble gum. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:55:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FireMissionDivision: When GD finally figures out how it works: https://i.postimg.cc/Hkq1PKPg/Mon-Mothma.jpg Sterling Archer : Oh, my god! You killed a hooker! Cyril Figgis : Call girl! Sterling Archer : No, Cyril! Cyril Figgis : She was a call... Sterling Archer : When they're dead, they're just hookers. God, I said the cap on the poison pen slips off for no reason, didn't I? Cyril Figgis : But I just assumed that if anything bad happened... Sterling Archer : No, do not say the Chekhov gun, Cyril. That, sir, is a facile argument. Woodhouse : And also woefully esoteric. Sterling Archer : Woodhouse... Woodhouse : Fetching a rug, sir. Sterling Archer : Now he's fetching a rug. Happy, Cyril? Cyril Figgis : No! No, I'm not happy! Sterling Archer : Well, guess what? Me neither! I mean, big picture, I wouldn't say I'm a happy person. Woodhouse : Sir, I have fetched the rug. Sterling Archer : Plus, now I'm out of a rug. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:56:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By UTex86: I could fit at least 4 chicks on that thing. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:57:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Explorer225: Tie down positions. Are we flatbedding or fucking. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:58:51 PM EDT
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Wasn't that the name of a Spinal Tap album?
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:03:18 PM EDT
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Quoth King Lawrence, “Indubitably. I have always possessed a penchant for such an act, my good sir. And I do believe, that were I king, I could arrange such a menage, for it is well known that wenches are rather fond of blokes of means.”
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:05:08 PM EDT
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I'm gonna drop this thread in my box of things I can't unsee and don't wish to ever have been informed of...
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:09:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Yeah, I tell ya. I saw an ad for this in a gentlemen's magazine. Twelve hundred bucks. I'm lookin' at this thing and I think, 'You gotta be kiddin' me.' I'm a hobbyist. Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By Consigli: meh...most of GD can cobble together a fine sex chair in moms basement with just duct tape and bubble gum. A lot of the big hair rock stars kept state of the art sex chairs for their groupies. Before you get busy, might want to do some research, so you only have to build it once. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:14:53 PM EDT
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Ill take an Ikea version.
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:15:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: chair needs moar kimmy grainger and leah gotti. Not seeing that photo evidence there big shoots. 
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MI, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:16:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cpt_Kirks: He was a fat ass. He friends called him "Tum Tum" behind his back. Maybe he was too fat to fuck without the chair. He may have been fat for the time, but he was thinner than 60% of Americans today. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:21:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Vague: Not seeing that photo evidence there big shoots.  |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:22:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By StraightShootinGal: I'm gonna drop this thread in my box of things I can't unsee and don't wish to ever have been informed of... |
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VA, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:26:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Sterling Archer : Oh, my god! You killed a hooker! Cyril Figgis : Call girl! Sterling Archer : No, Cyril! Cyril Figgis : She was a call... Sterling Archer : When they're dead, they're just hookers. God, I said the cap on the poison pen slips off for no reason, didn't I? Cyril Figgis : But I just assumed that if anything bad happened... Sterling Archer : No, do not say the Chekhov gun, Cyril. That, sir, is a facile argument. Woodhouse : And also woefully esoteric. Sterling Archer : Woodhouse... Woodhouse : Fetching a rug, sir. Sterling Archer : Now he's fetching a rug. Happy, Cyril? Cyril Figgis : No! No, I'm not happy! Sterling Archer : Well, guess what? Me neither! I mean, big picture, I wouldn't say I'm a happy person. Woodhouse : Sir, I have fetched the rug. Sterling Archer : Plus, now I'm out of a rug. This is next season’s BBC/Masterpiece Theater quality programming right here, licensed appropriately of course… |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:26:43 PM EDT
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Damn. I need one of those.
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MT, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:27:03 PM EDT
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My old dentist was King Edward?
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:27:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 19ontheslide: All you guys saying doggy on bottom....I don't think so. Those almost have to be heel cups on the bottom, which to me points to bottom chick on her back. Maybe the reason for the kneeling cushion behind them. So....both receivers in missionary, the lucky royal is balls-deep in the bottom one while his mouth explores the top one's nethers. That's my guess. |
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:41:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By M4Real: This is the correct response. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By M4Real: Originally Posted By 19ontheslide: All you guys saying doggy on bottom....I don't think so. Those almost have to be heel cups on the bottom, which to me points to bottom chick on her back. Maybe the reason for the kneeling cushion behind them. So....both receivers in missionary, the lucky royal is balls-deep in the bottom one while his mouth explores the top one's nethers. That's my guess. Scratch and sniff design. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:43:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Consigli: A lot of the big hair rock stars kept state of the art sex chairs for their groupies. Before you get busy, might want to do some research, so you only have to build it once. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Consigli: Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By Consigli: meh...most of GD can cobble together a fine sex chair in moms basement with just duct tape and bubble gum. A lot of the big hair rock stars kept state of the art sex chairs for their groupies. Before you get busy, might want to do some research, so you only have to build it once. At one time, there was supposedly an Asian company making a powered sex chair, that had two seats facing each other, and a variable speed electric motor that would move one of the seats in a reciprocating motion on rails. I guess it was for times when you are so worn out that you can't keep going, but want to keep going. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:45:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Caboose314: I'm hoping I don't get CoC slapped for posting what looks like a plaque at a public museum https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/187062/1000008048_jpg-3212760.JPG I really appreciate how the artist has added the detail of the gal on the bottom cupping his balls. Or, maybe even sticking her finger up his ass. You can use your imagination a bit there as well. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:50:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FireMissionDivision: When GD finally figures out how it works: https://i.postimg.cc/Hkq1PKPg/Mon-Mothma.jpg They’re only called Hookers when they’re dead. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:51:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:52:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By d16man: No one still knows exactly how it works, only that it was made so the king could pleasure two women at once. Itsgoodtobeking.gif https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/king-edward-viis-bizarre-sex-chair-has-confused-everyone/news-story/bd95dea16c68ce07c46bbb0458143336 https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2020/02/royal-sex-chair.jpg?resize=1064,709&quality=75&strip=all Was one of the women German? |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:55:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By jerrwhy01: They’re only called Hookers when they’re dead. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By jerrwhy01: Originally Posted By FireMissionDivision: When GD finally figures out how it works: https://i.postimg.cc/Hkq1PKPg/Mon-Mothma.jpg They’re only called Hookers when they’re dead. They're already dead inside! |
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