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Posted: 5/17/2024 8:58:08 PM EDT
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I told the grooms father that I was going to hide about 50 slim Jim's in my suit jacket and sell them on the side He was displeased with me
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Will there be free alcohol?
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Misery and disappointment
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A mixed bag on the food but guaranteed a bunch of limp wristed guys looking to get laid, it should be a target rich environment for you!
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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hippie chicks.
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
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Going to a gay couples wedding huh...
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"NickGunar, forever welch.
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You should show up dressed as Lord Humongous with an army in tow.
Or failing that, all the leather you can comfortably wear. |
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It’s… probably not as bad as you think it is.
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Lots of Subarus in the parking lot?
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"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it."
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WAR DAMN EAGLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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-Gutter
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Originally Posted By WDEagle: https://www.drunkmall.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Bacon-Suit.jpghttps://external-preview.redd.it/znU3StJbzbH-V6-ir0F4iXpgsqQulfOGy0D-hZFPdZc.jpg?auto=webp&s=93017a04dec30cd10ab364d8776a8f710da5f1a7 View Quote why didn't I post this earlier???? |
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Im sure I will be branded a faggot, but some vegan dishes are delicious.
I know this is GD, but you don’t have to eat an 87 oz prime ribeye every single day of the year. |
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"Some people talk about doing what others have actually done." -my teenage son
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I know what I would expect….not to be there
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A divorce
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Voting to fix our societies problems, is just as effective as donating to the NRA to expand gun rights.
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WAR DAMN EAGLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Probably some of the best food you have ever had in your life mixed with fried processed crap. The cake Probably won't be that good. You're gonna meet some cool people and some total losers like any other wedding.
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So...not only no meat....but no cheese assortment....no deserts with dairy....no chocolates....or cream for coffee...or shrimp cocktail....or anything else remotely typical.
I guess enjoy the assortment of mixed greens and soy-based products. A vegan wedding cake....sounds amazing. |
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I'd fry up a couple pounds of bacon and have them in a Ziploc for snacking during the whole thing.
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The plane flew, admit you're wrong and get over it.
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A vegan wedding? Prepare for copious amounts of insufferable bores willing to tell the rest of the world who is right and who is wrong.
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I don't want to know your dietary restrictions or who you like to fuck. Keep all that shit to yourself and we can be friends. ETA: Not directed at OP.
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Vegan wedding ?
Sorry boss, but fuck that ! Maybe stop at an In-an-Out and splurge for the wedding party to stop their misery and drop it off out of respect, but that's about as far as I would go with that crap. |
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It's a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack
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WAR DAMN EAGLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You will be the only Alpha Male in room
Chances of a threesome with bridesmaids will be high |
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Sadness
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Cousin had a vegan wedding. They dodged a bullet. Didnt tell anyone that one of the main "meals" was nut based.
Also put all the scraps/leftovers in a compost bid w worms. |
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Originally Posted By 3BP: Im sure I will be branded a faggot, but some vegan dishes are delicious. I know this is GD, but you don't have to eat an 87 oz prime ribeye every single day of the year. View Quote |
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Originally Posted By WDEagle: https://pm1.aminoapps.com/6803/b26bd38a46ce06b7fc04d27f205e0031ddbfa886v2_hq.jpg View Quote OP- I would be more concerned with the type of people that you will be sharing your night with, rather than the food. I make vegan bang bang cauliflower for my wife, and it is really friggin good. So are the buffalo cauliflower sandwiches she loves. Some of the shit is pretty tasty. |
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"Some people talk about doing what others have actually done." -my teenage son
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Call pizza hut or whom ever and have a meat lovers pizza delivered right when you sit down
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"I am gonna laugh my ass off looking out the air vent of the box car watching some of you shot in the head in a ditch when you finally realize it's time to resist." stolen from RR_broccoli
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Stand up and give a toast.
"Tonight, the groom will find out if his bride is a new age girl... if she don't eat the meat but she sure like the bone!" |
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Where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master. -Ayn Rand
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Have door dash deliver a bunch of hamburgers during the ceremony.
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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
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Have a meat lovers pizza delivered.
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Rob
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Lots of women looking for a real man. Maybe have a local steak house deliver some steak for the groomsmen.
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Anonymously give the happy couple a few t-bones as a wedding gift.
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Carpe diem - Seize the day
Carpe per diem - Seize the expense check |
Well, the food probably isn't going to be much to write home about. I'd probably eat before I go and have a few drinks when I get there.
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"O God, thy sea is so great and my boat is so small."
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A Grendel's Love is different from a 5.56's Love
SC, USA
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Momma is an insane vegan, baby gets a BBQ rib. Attached File |
Leave me alone. I’m a libertarian. CW vet x7, give away a kidney to a loved one if they need it.
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DoorDash form a steakhouse
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Pies bumpin' Pies?
Wear a t-shirt that says "My Sausage is Vegan Rated"? or "Free Breast Exams Upon Request" or "I'm Here for the Start of the Train Wreck" or "Which Way to the 30 Something, Desperate Bridesmaids?" or "Body by Steak". Tada! |
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Leaving hungry.
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Let's Go Red Wings!
Beautifying the world one logo at a time since 1993. Soli Deo Gloria |
Also that's a little annoying of the wedding coordinator/bride/groom/whatever to force their dietary restrictions on all of their guests. I don't think I'd go to this wedding just based on that alone.
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"O God, thy sea is so great and my boat is so small."
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A carrot in your ass.
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Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.. |
I went to a vegan wedding a few years ago. The food sucked ass (some kind of grilled mushrooms and vegan Mac and cheese as an entree) and I shit my guts out at the wedding. They’re divorced already. It was a sign.
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Tell them you're into CrossFit and let the one-up-man-ship begin!!!!!!
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ARFCOM Philosophy--Do you consider the magazine half full or half empty?
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Didn’t have any issues, but that was Vermont. I think they’re all vegan there
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