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Posted: 5/13/2024 9:12:25 PM EDT
So how do long term Southerners feel about Alan Jackson?
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Fuck that guy.
I'm from Texas and lived there most of my life. I only moved here a few years ago. I'm a "long term" southerner, for sure, if 40 years counts as "long term." |
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I like his music. I like the song you quoted as well.
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Prov 11:9 An hypocrite with his mouth destroyeth his neighbour: but through knowledge shall the just be delivered.
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I listen to everything except country. But I guarantee I'm more southern or "country" than that fucking guy or any other bullshit singer. I hate that crap.
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Originally Posted By Boomer: So how do long term Southerners feel about Alan Jackson? View Quote Lol do you realize that song is a critique of people “going country” just to make money, and not his actual views? |
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First of all, 2 Live Crew and Pitbull represent the actual south.
Texas is so far up there it makes you a fucking Yankee. |
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Originally Posted By Birddog1911: So what did I miss? View Quote What did he do to piss off GD? I’m not into country music, but I used to live in his hometown, most people there liked him. A few years later I ended up living in Johnny Cougar’s hometown, about 25% of the people in that town had the same last name as him and they all thought Johnny was an A-hole. |
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In case it went over your head, which for many of you it apparently did, Alan is making fun of Pop people who cashed in on country during the 90s boom. Each stanza is him impersonating another carpet-bagger telling their spouse that country music is easy, we can move there and will be okay because those Southerners aren't near as retarded as they used to be, etc....
He is a BIG defender of traditional country music. Listen to his song about Murder on Music Row with King George....another big critic of the woke, pop-rap-country bs.... |
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Originally Posted By Boomer: So how do long term Southerners feel about Alan Jackson? View Quote Reformed “Southerner.” |
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Never heard of her
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And it's not like I ever saw any dicks in any sort of a gay way. And it was only a few, probably less than 10. I bet most ARFCOMERs have seen way more dicks than I ever have. -556Cliff
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Originally Posted By GopherKiller: In case it went over your head, which for many of you it apparently did, Alan is making fun of Pop people who cashed in on country during the 90s boom. Each stanza is him impersonating another carpet-bagger telling their spouse that country music is easy, we can move there and will be okay because those Southerners aren't near as retarded as they used to be, etc.... He is a BIG defender of traditional country music. Listen to his song about Murder on Music Row with King George....another big critic of the woke, pop-rap-country bs.... View Quote That's funny, because he made a career of making highly-processed pop-country music with a fake accent... and butchering blues songs. He did it earlier, but that doesn't make his cheesy music any better. |
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They want you disarmed, because they know they are guilty of things for which they should be shot.
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Originally Posted By IndyGrendel63: What did he do to piss off GD? I’m not into country music, but I used to live in his hometown, most people there liked him. A few years later I ended up living in Johnny Cougar’s hometown, about 25% of the people in that town had the same last name as him and they all thought Johnny was an A-hole. View Quote A bunch of my cousins live there. What brought you to Seymour? And you’re not wrong about Mellenkamp. |
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I actually like him and particularly enjoy when he sings Gospel music.
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Lived in the south all my 62+ years and have no opinion on Alan Jackson
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FTFTWFMF
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Alan Jackson is okay. Not my favorite, by any means, but not horrible. He had some good songs, and was played alot during the 90s.
My dad and stepmother used to see him around Franklin when he lived there. I never did, but I was only in Nashville during the summers when I was a kid. I don't think the locals had anything negative to say about him. |
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I'm a few years younger than Alan and didn't hang around with his group but I remember when he waited tables at Sprayberry's Barbecue and sold cars at the Ford dealer here. Used to drive by his house everyday on the way home and my mother and his were good friends. Oh, my wife rear ended his dad's pickup on day when he was turning into his driveway without using his blinker. I like his music.
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I liked his gospel music, but I wish he would have sang longer versions of them.
Reminded me of a Church of Christ worship service...."we will sing the first and third verse only". Lol |
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He walked out when Beyonce started singing at the country music awards show. He's good with me.
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Wait, so are you insinuating that it wasn’t backward to own people, then later segregate people and restrict civil rights based on their skin complexion?
Because I’m fairly certain that’s the “backward” old Alan is referring to. It’s sort of indefensible… But I’m sure someone here will try, because it’s GD after all. |
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Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman: Wait, so are you insinuating that it wasn’t backward to own people, then later segregate people and restrict civil rights based on their skin complexion? Because I’m fairly certain that’s the “backward” old Alan is referring to. It’s sort of indefensible… But I’m sure someone here will try, because it’s GD after all. View Quote Or maybe he was talking about boiled peanuts, putting peanuts in your coke, or spreading used motor oil on your fenceline to keep it clean. But you can make it about race if that's your fetish. |
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And it's not like I ever saw any dicks in any sort of a gay way. And it was only a few, probably less than 10. I bet most ARFCOMERs have seen way more dicks than I ever have. -556Cliff
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Originally Posted By 30calTBLkid: Or maybe he was talking about boiled peanuts, putting peanuts in your coke, or spreading used motor oil on your fenceline to keep it clean. But you can make it about race if that's your fetish. View Quote I mean, maybe it’s that too. But last I checked, they still do all those things. |
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Doesn’t posting something attempting to elicit a negative response run afoul of the CoC?
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Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman: I mean, maybe it’s that too. But last I checked, they still do all those things. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman: Originally Posted By 30calTBLkid: Or maybe he was talking about boiled peanuts, putting peanuts in your coke, or spreading used motor oil on your fenceline to keep it clean. But you can make it about race if that's your fetish. I mean, maybe it’s that too. But last I checked, they still do all those things. Yeah, but they don't hang you up and whip you if you don't like them. Anymore. |
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And it's not like I ever saw any dicks in any sort of a gay way. And it was only a few, probably less than 10. I bet most ARFCOMERs have seen way more dicks than I ever have. -556Cliff
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Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman: Wait, so are you insinuating that it wasn’t backward to own people, then later segregate people and restrict civil rights based on their skin complexion? Because I’m fairly certain that’s the “backward” old Alan is referring to. It’s sort of indefensible… But I’m sure someone here will try, because it’s GD after all. View Quote |
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They want you disarmed, because they know they are guilty of things for which they should be shot.
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Go listen to, “ Daddy let me Drive.”
Then tell me Alan Jackson sucks. |
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Originally Posted By GopherKiller: In case it went over your head, which for many of you it apparently did, Alan is making fun of Pop people who cashed in on country during the 90s boom. Each stanza is him impersonating another carpet-bagger telling their spouse that country music is easy, we can move there and will be okay because those Southerners aren't near as retarded as they used to be, etc.... He is a BIG defender of traditional country music. Listen to his song about Murder on Music Row with King George....another big critic of the woke, pop-rap-country bs.... View Quote |
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Holy hell, I can't keep up with GD. We're hating Alan Jackson now??
Just for that, I'm going to listen to this... Alan Jackson - Where I Come From (Official Audio) |
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Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman: Wait, so are you insinuating that it wasn’t backward to own people, then later segregate people and restrict civil rights based on their skin complexion? Because I’m fairly certain that’s the “backward” old Alan is referring to. It’s sort of indefensible… But I’m sure someone here will try, because it’s GD after all. View Quote Seems that mostly happens up north now. |
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"I said,'I don't know how to vomit softly.' That's like telling someone to shit perfume."
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Originally Posted By whollyshite: Alan Jackson is okay. Not my favorite, by any means, but not horrible. He had some good songs, and was played alot during the 90s. My dad and stepmother used to see him around Franklin when he lived there. I never did, but I was only in Nashville during the summers when I was a kid. I don't think the locals had anything negative to say about him. View Quote |
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“When you have to shoot…shoot, don’t talk.” Tuco
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You assholes can argue over nevertrumping and beans all you want. Leave AJ out of this shit.
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Originally Posted By Jason280: Holy hell, I can't keep up with GD. We're hating Alan Jackson now?? Just for that, I'm going to listen to this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G15BcMWQYY View Quote If you hadn’t noticed, this place really went bonkers after Covid. I’ve read some really off the wall shit here just within the past 24 hrs. |
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He asked his mom what she wanted for Christmas, a Christmas song was her reply.
Let It Be Christmas |
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Happiness is the greatest agent of purification
Bikini Bottoms underneath, but the boys hearts still skip a beat, when them girls shimmy off, them old cut offs |
Stuff I learned from A-Team: 1)Always pity da fool 2)Carry wire cutters (you may need to defuse a bomb or start a car) 3)Never trust a crazy fool 4)Carry grenade launcher/machine guns in the van 5)Know how to weld 6)Love It When A Plan Comes Together
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Originally Posted By Jason280: I don't get it, I'm not sure I've ever read a negative piece on Alan Jackson. View Quote I think he did run around on his wife for a while. Apparently she forgave him. He’s also got a neurological disease. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/charcot-marie-tooth-disease/symptoms-causes/syc-20350517 |
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Happiness is the greatest agent of purification
Bikini Bottoms underneath, but the boys hearts still skip a beat, when them girls shimmy off, them old cut offs |
I'll take song quotes taken out of context for $500 Alex
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Happiness is the greatest agent of purification
Bikini Bottoms underneath, but the boys hearts still skip a beat, when them girls shimmy off, them old cut offs |
Originally Posted By fortydelta: Seems that mostly happens up north now. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By fortydelta: Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman: Wait, so are you insinuating that it wasn’t backward to own people, then later segregate people and restrict civil rights based on their skin complexion? Because I’m fairly certain that’s the “backward” old Alan is referring to. It’s sort of indefensible… But I’m sure someone here will try, because it’s GD after all. Seems that mostly happens up north now. Chortle |
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Happiness is the greatest agent of purification
Bikini Bottoms underneath, but the boys hearts still skip a beat, when them girls shimmy off, them old cut offs |
Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman: If you hadn’t noticed, this place really went bonkers after Covid. I’ve read some really off the wall shit here just within the past 24 hrs. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman: Originally Posted By Jason280: Holy hell, I can't keep up with GD. We're hating Alan Jackson now?? Just for that, I'm going to listen to this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G15BcMWQYY If you hadn’t noticed, this place really went bonkers after Covid. I’ve read some really off the wall shit here just within the past 24 hrs. Uh did you read the shit you posted in this very thread. It might be time for you to take a break from gd. 🤦♂️ |
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Happiness is the greatest agent of purification
Bikini Bottoms underneath, but the boys hearts still skip a beat, when them girls shimmy off, them old cut offs |
His music is ok, not my favorite. After what he did for George Jones at the CMA's he will always get a pass from me.
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George Strait & Allan Jackson-Murder on Music Row Alan Jackson - Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning) (Official Audio) |
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Originally Posted By GopherKiller: In case it went over your head, which for many of you it apparently did, Alan is making fun of Pop people who cashed in on country during the 90s boom. Each stanza is him impersonating another carpet-bagger telling their spouse that country music is easy, we can move there and will be okay because those Southerners aren't near as retarded as they used to be, etc.... He is a BIG defender of traditional country music. Listen to his song about Murder on Music Row with King George....another big critic of the woke, pop-rap-country bs.... View Quote |
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