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Posted: 4/26/2024 4:04:25 PM EDT
I was building a house!
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 4:05:28 PM EDT
[#1]
deserves  got nothing to do with it
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 4:07:29 PM EDT
[#2]
Parody?
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 4:08:07 PM EDT
[#3]
Worms gotta eat too.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 4:08:14 PM EDT
[#4]
All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 4:08:54 PM EDT
[#5]
“He can’t see Will.”
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 4:10:38 PM EDT
[#6]
Mister, you just shot an unarmed man!
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 4:12:35 PM EDT
[#7]
Originally Posted By M1907Sling:
I was building a house!
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Kind of.. He weren't no carpenter.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 4:15:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By M1907Sling:
Mister, you just shot an unarmed man!
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He should’ve armed himself before decorating his saloon with my friend.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 4:17:36 PM EDT
[#9]
Yeah well, a lot of folks did call him "Two-Gun", but that wasn't because he was sporting two pistols. That was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt that he carried.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 4:57:35 PM EDT
[#10]
We’ve all got it coming, kid.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 5:30:12 PM EDT
[#11]
It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 5:35:04 PM EDT
[#12]
I’ve killed just about everything that walked or crawled.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:10:26 PM EDT
[#13]
And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:20:20 PM EDT
[#14]
I reckon if I was to want a free one, it would be with you.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:25:46 PM EDT
[#15]
I guess you know, Bob, that if I ever see you again, I'm just gonna start shooting, and figure it was self-defense.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:29:34 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:34:12 PM EDT
[#17]
Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:42:56 PM EDT
[#18]
Some years later, Mrs. Ansonia Feathers made the arduous journey to Hodgeman County to visit the last resting place of her only daughter. William Munny had long since disappeared with the children... some said to San Francisco where it was rumored he prospered in dry goods. And there was nothing on the marker to explain to Mrs. Feathers why her only daughter had married a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:45:13 PM EDT
[#19]
Well you sure killed the hell outta that fella today..
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:45:14 PM EDT
[#20]
Yeah. Cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her fingers off, cut her tits... everything but her cunny, I suppose.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:47:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By c7aea15:
Parody?
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You'll be Unforgiven for that mistake
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:48:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By highstepper:
Some years later, Mrs. Ansonia Feathers made the arduous journey to Hodgeman County to visit the last resting place of her only daughter. William Munny had long since disappeared with the children... some said to San Francisco where it was rumored he prospered in dry goods. And there was nothing on the marker to explain to Mrs. Feathers why her only daughter had married a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
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She was a comely young woman, and not without prospects.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:52:00 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:58:35 PM EDT
[#24]
Brilliant movie.
Over the years it always amuses me how many people insist on perceiving Munny as being a hero.
They actually can't break the Hollywood conditioning of needing to root for the protagonist, even a drunken murderer.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:01:27 PM EDT
[#25]
I;m here huckelberry
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:03:00 PM EDT
[#26]
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Originally Posted By feudist:
Brilliant movie.
Over the years it always amuses me how many people insist on perceiving Munny as being a hero.
They actually can't break the Hollywood conditioning of needing to root for the protagonist, even a drunken murderer.
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There are many people, including my sister and my father, who want happy, Disney endings.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:05:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By tct1000:
I;m here huckelberry
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WRONG!!!  The answer is, "Come with me, if you want to live."
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:16:19 PM EDT
[#28]
Shittin frog eggs....
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:16:23 PM EDT
[#29]
"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:42:26 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By webtaz99:
"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
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I'm a damn killer myself. 'Cept, uh, I ain't killed as many as you, because of my youth.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:55:51 PM EDT
[#31]
The duck I says
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 8:30:17 PM EDT
[#32]
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Originally Posted By LittleBillDaggett:
The duck I says
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Appropriate screen name is appropriate.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 8:36:06 PM EDT
[#33]
I got lucky in the order.

But then, I’ve always been lucky when it comes to killin folks.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 8:45:52 PM EDT
[#34]
"misfire"
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 8:50:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By fttam:
I got lucky in the order.

But then, I've always been lucky when it comes to killin folks.
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And so, who was next? It was Clyde, right? You must have killed Clyde. Well, it could have been Deputy Andy. Wasn't it? Or, or...
[Will points the rifle in his face]
Will Munny: All I can tell you is who's gonna be last.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 8:52:21 PM EDT
[#36]
One of my favorite westerns
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 8:54:17 PM EDT
[#37]
You don't have to worry, Kid. I ain't gonna kill you. You're the only friend I got.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 8:55:15 PM EDT
[#38]
The duck of death
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 9:04:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By M1907Sling:
There are many people, including my sister and my father, who want happy, Disney endings.
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Originally Posted By M1907Sling:
Originally Posted By feudist:
Brilliant movie.
Over the years it always amuses me how many people insist on perceiving Munny as being a hero.
They actually can't break the Hollywood conditioning of needing to root for the protagonist, even a drunken murderer.
There are many people, including my sister and my father, who want happy, Disney endings.

Tragic.  There are no heroes in that movie.  There are only varying degrees of villainy.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 9:05:39 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By LittleBillDaggett:
The duck I says
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this is the most perfect post i've ever seen... you waited 13 got damn years for this thread...
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 9:06:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 98Redline:
The duck of death
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"The Duke"

....

"The duck I says..."



EDIT: Beat by Little Bill himself!
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 9:52:24 PM EDT
[#42]
Jesus, Clyde, you have three pistols and you only have one arm for Christ's sake.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 9:56:01 PM EDT
[#43]
If you have any problem, go see Sally Two Trees and Ned Logan
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 10:25:32 PM EDT
[#44]

Love that movie.
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 6:57:51 PM EDT
[#45]
I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 7:54:01 PM EDT
[#46]
What mean expendable?
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