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Posted: 3/27/2024 8:26:06 PM EDT
Stopped at the grocery store to grab some manicotti noodles as I'm planning to do some shotgun shells as a side/appetizer for Easter. I saw they had spare ribs on sale for $1.39/lb, some figured I'd puck up a few racks at that price. I go up the meat counter and the employee is a tranny, man attempting to be a female and not doing a very good job at it.

Whatever, I don't agree with it but it's their choice, just don't make me play along.

I tell him I want 6 racks of the spare ribs that are on sale. He goes "Do you want them meaty, or meeeeeeaaaaaaaaty?"

I did a and walked away. Went to the checkout to pay for my manicotti noodles and the cashier asks if I found everything I was looking for. I said kinda, and explained the awkward situation at the meat counter. Cashier rolls her eyes and goes "Oh, that's Joey, it's pretty common." So......it's common, and allowed? The fuck?

TLDR: OP wanted cheap ribs but instead got possibly hit on by a troon. Cashier said it's common, op got no ribs.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:27:20 PM EDT
[#1]
OP fails because he did not FO how meaty "mmmmeeeaaaaaatttyy " was.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:28:07 PM EDT
[#2]
He/she wanted to bone you
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:29:07 PM EDT
[#3]
Blade at 69
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:30:55 PM EDT
[#4]
I guess OP is now gay.   Sorry dude.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:30:58 PM EDT
[#5]
Look on the bright side OP. At least you know she/he does anal.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:31:02 PM EDT
[#6]
OP, it was a good thing there wasn’t a sale on sausages.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:31:20 PM EDT
[#7]
OP is not comfortable with his sexuality.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:31:50 PM EDT
[#8]
These demons need to be ridiculed in public. That's the only way to even start to right the ship, if that's even possible at this point.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:32:31 PM EDT
[#9]
Maybe the tranny was turned on by your avatar.



.

Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:32:32 PM EDT
[#10]
pics of tranny?
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:32:47 PM EDT
[#11]
You were offended to easily. Maybe if you winked and said give me your best meat you could have turned it into an epic Diner Picture.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:36:48 PM EDT
[#12]
This thread is meeeeeeaaaaaaaaty.

Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:38:32 PM EDT
[#13]
Thank God you didn't say show me the beef.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:38:33 PM EDT
[#14]
Man size manicotti?...
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:38:42 PM EDT
[#15]
I'd have chalked it up to occupational humor and said "gimme the meatiest you've got!". I'll stifle my vomit and deal with talking with a tranny for a moment for good inexpensive ribs. I'm not going to change their minds or waste my time even trying to, I just want my products.

I recently said "thank you Sir" to an employee at a restaurant who, in a voice reminiscent of Barry White, angrily snapped "I'm not a sir!". That one really caught me off guard. It had a shaved head, stubble, and not a quantifiable female trait to be found.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:38:45 PM EDT
[#16]
You didn't demand to speak to the manager???
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:41:04 PM EDT
[#17]
Well only a faggot would call them manicotti "noodles" so...

Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:41:34 PM EDT
[#18]
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Originally Posted By MallNinja531:
I'd have chalked it up to occupational humor and said "gimme the meatiest you've got!". I'll stifle my vomit and deal with talking with a tranny for a moment for good inexpensive ribs. I'm not going to change their minds or waste my time even trying to, I just want my products.

I recently said "thank you Sir" to an employee at a restaurant who, in a voice reminiscent of Barry White, angrily snapped "I'm not a sir!". That one really caught me off guard. It had a shaved head, stubble, and not a quantifiable female trait to be found.
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I didn't want that thing handling my meat.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:41:41 PM EDT
[#19]
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Originally Posted By Hillbilly62:
OP, it was a good thing there wasn't a sale on sausages.
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Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:43:58 PM EDT
[#20]
OP missed out on scoring some free ribs
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:44:44 PM EDT
[#21]
You guys are all on a roll tonight
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:44:49 PM EDT
[#22]
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Originally Posted By Need4Guns:
These demons need to be ridiculed in public. That's the only way to even start to right the ship, if that's even possible at this point.
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Exactly.  Make fun of them to their face.  I do it frequently to the retards wearing cloth covid masks still.  It is refreshing.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:45:11 PM EDT
[#23]
Why didn’t you get your ribs? Were you afraid if you continued your conversation with him that would somehow result with his cock in your mouth?
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:46:51 PM EDT
[#24]
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Originally Posted By BlueCoyote:
OP missed out on scoring some free ribs
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This!  Should have said "you like em nice and thick...makes it juicy" with a lite wink
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:46:58 PM EDT
[#25]
You should ask him where the hell he came from, the beanie weenie isle?
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:48:25 PM EDT
[#26]
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Originally Posted By HK-GUY45:
Why didn’t you get your ribs? Were you afraid if you continued your conversation with him that would somehow result with his cock in your mouth?
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No, OP's cock in the tranny's mouth.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:49:49 PM EDT
[#27]
You walked away from a 1.39/lb rib deal because they were a tranny?

You should have at least negotiated them down to .99c/lb because sexual harassment.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:50:08 PM EDT
[#28]
Op didn’t want to catch the gay if he stayed long enough to get his ribs. Lol
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:50:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: W202fan90] [#29]
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Originally Posted By MallNinja531:
I recently said "thank you Sir" to an employee at a restaurant who, in a voice reminiscent of Barry White, angrily snapped "I'm not a sir!". That one really caught me off guard. It had a shaved head, stubble, and not a quantifiable female trait to be found.
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You sure that wasn’t just a “I’m not a sir! Sir is what I call my father” moment?
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:50:23 PM EDT
[#30]
Shim now thinks you are an ist and a phobe.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:51:10 PM EDT
[#31]
Well OP……. You’re now gay
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:51:28 PM EDT
[#32]
Protected class under DIE, clown world, etc.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:51:48 PM EDT
[#33]
You caught the ghey.  Bone-in will have new meaning in your life.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:52:03 PM EDT
[#34]
The fruity bastard was being a good butcher. Enjoy your boney ass ribs.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:52:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Quiganomics] [#35]
There were quite a few freaks working in the store, the cashier I has was one of the few normal ones I saw there. Guess that's what I get for stopping in GB.

And yeah, I walked away from the ribs. Not going to talk with that thing to just save $0.60/lb...I'll just go to my normal butcher later in the week.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:54:38 PM EDT
[#36]
Should have told it "Trans-fat free".
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:54:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:55:19 PM EDT
[#38]
So you didn't get the ribs? You let him scare you off?
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:55:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: SixpackinOk] [#39]
Should have told it "Trans-fat free". Twice, just to be sure he heard you...
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:56:57 PM EDT
[#40]
That dude is jerking off on the ribs 100%.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:57:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 13FoxVet:
Op didn't want to catch the gay if he stayed long enough to get his ribs. Lol
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I'm like Hank Hill from a parallel universe where Hank was a charcoal salesman and refused to acknowledge the existence of propane as a source of heat in terms of bbq/grilling, but identical in all other ways.

Troons? Hank don't play that.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:57:47 PM EDT
[#42]
I would have done the same. I’d drink with you OP
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 8:59:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By harrymank:
I would have done the same. I'd drink with you OP
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Do you like your martinis dirty.....or dirrrrrrrty?
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 9:00:37 PM EDT
[#44]
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Originally Posted By W202fan90:


You sure that wasn’t just a “I’m not a sir! Sir is what I call my father” moment?
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Positive. There was more said afterwards like I should've somehow known.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 9:00:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Need4Guns:
These demons need to be ridiculed in public. That's the only way to even start to right the ship, if that's even possible at this point.
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Public ridicule used to keep a lot of bad/crazy behavior in check
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 9:00:39 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Quiganomics:
Do you like your martinis dirty.....or dirrrrrrrty?
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Link Posted: 3/27/2024 9:01:13 PM EDT
[#47]
Did it move?
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 9:02:51 PM EDT
[#48]
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Originally Posted By harrymank:
I would have done the same. I’d drink with you OP
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Same.

They want acceptance but also attention.

The quiet rejection and walk away is a fairly effective way at showing your lack of support for their mental illness, and the nutter certainly knew what just happened without giving them the attention they crave.
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 9:04:05 PM EDT
[#49]
OP next time wait just long enough for it to wrap the meat then walk off without it saying: “ I don’t wrap my meat!”
Link Posted: 3/27/2024 9:04:29 PM EDT
[#50]
Honestly, I'd have complained to the manager.  I just wanted 6 racks of ribs that are on sale you freaking weirdo.  Take your pseudo sexual nonsense up with someone else.
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