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Posted: 5/1/2024 8:57:40 AM EDT
On Saturday, April 27, 2024, at approximately 11:00 a.m., a Trooper from the Maryland State Police Leonardtown Barrack responded to a residence on Mervell Dean Road in Hollywood, for a reported indecent exposure. Upon arrival, the Trooper made contact with a complainant, who advised 30 minutes prior to calling the police she observed a woman, who was later identified as Tina Lorie Ford, 45, of Hollywood, had indecently exposed herself by removing her shorts, and exposing her vaginal parts. She said the woman proceeded to penetrate herself with an orange traffic cone by sitting directly on top of it. The complainant provided police with video surveillance footage of the incident. Police reviewed the video footage and observed Ford outside the residence’s parking lot wearing a white pullover hoodie and dark colored shorts. The video then showed Ford leans forward at the waist and lower her shorts down to her ankles and sit on top of the orange traffic cone then leaned forward at the waist again exposing her vaginal parts. Ford then sits back up on top of the traffic cone and proceeds to penetrate herself with the traffic cone. The Trooper then made contact with Ford who said she was outside during the time the witness observed her on the video surveillance footage. Ford admitted to police that she removed her shorts, sat on top of the traffic cone and then urinated on it to mark her territory. View Quote https://smnewsnet.com/archives/532984/hollywood-woman-arrested-for-indecent-exposure-after-bizarre-incident-in-st-marys-county/ |
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For the curious, she looks exactly as one would expect.
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[Last Edit: tacklenut]
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Anything is a sex toy if you’re brave enough.
Someone here will be along shortly and would admit to hitting it if they could. It just the ARF.com way |
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Welp, I can fix her!
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Why did I click that? I should know better.
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You missed the best part:
"The complainant provided police with video surveillance footage of the incident. Police reviewed the video footage and observed Ford outside the residence’s parking lot wearing a white pullover hoodie and dark colored shorts. The video then showed Ford leans forward at the waist and lower her shorts down to her ankles and sit on top of the orange traffic cone then leaned forward at the waist again exposing her vaginal parts. Ford then sits back up on top of the traffic cone and proceeds to penetrate herself with the traffic cone. The Trooper then made contact with Ford who said she was outside during the time the witness observed her on the video surveillance footage. Ford admitted to police that she removed her shorts, sat on top of the traffic cone and then urinated on it to mark her territory." Screen name? |
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MY CONES!!!
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Where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master. -Ayn Rand
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Originally Posted By Kuraki: We all appreciate and honor your sacrifice. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Kuraki: Originally Posted By GarandM1: For the curious, she looks exactly as one would expect. We all appreciate and honor your sacrifice. This |
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RIP CeCe and FCSD you will be missed
Mike_314..If there was communism in the desert, there would soon be a shortage of sand. 87% shit posting - 13% I am caught in a rule change RSM 20/21 RSL 4522: we will shit on your pillow.. (3613 note) |
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"In knifemaking everyone gets cut and everyone gets burned." Devin Thomas
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Not clicking
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Infantry, sales, nurse. Shoulda kept the rifle...
ME, USA
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You know someone here is going to ask for a link to the video
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Proud Member of Team Ranstad. RIP RetMAC, we'll keep the mission alive.
Straddling the thin plastic line between psych nurse and patient. Now say 3 FBHOs and go in peace, my son-PorchDog Survivor of ARFBORTION 2016 |
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Artificially suppressing natural selection has contaminated our genome.
Won't buff out. |
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Not guilty.
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Originally Posted By Kuraki: We all appreciate and honor your sacrifice. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Kuraki: Originally Posted By GarandM1: For the curious, she looks exactly as one would expect. We all appreciate and honor your sacrifice. |
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So all these guys with traffic cones in their trucks would be considered "baiting "?
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Member Ranstad's Militia
You ever notice that no one says "don't judge me" when they've done something positive? - gearjammer351 Do it. GD needs entertainment. Your misery will amuse us. - Cypselus |
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My buddy wants to know how far down on the cone?
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She wanted to start an OnlyCones.
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In another venue, people pay good money to see that kind of thing.
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Brought back from the beyond to be a half-dead short-bus riding seat warmer in the Dracula factory
"non-degree special student status" **Do not Karen-tinize the Eschaton!!!** |
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Originally Posted By Mike_314: It's probably on OF with a teaser on Reddit. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Mike_314: Originally Posted By Maine_11B_to_Nurse: You know someone here is going to ask for a link to the video C O N E S I N B I O |
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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SMIB, keeping it real.
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
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If you can't take the high road, occupy the high ground.
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Pylons... the original CVT Dildoe.
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Take it easy and if it's easy take it twice
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A whole lot of guys in Okinawa paid good money to see similiar displays.
She needs to set up shop outside of Camp Pendleton, she'd be rich in no time. |
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Wanted: Bikini cover for old school Trijicon 1x24 Reflex sight. IM please.
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"The villainy you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction"
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She could also make a decent living in Pattaya.
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18,000
HOLD FAST |
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Originally Posted By Halberdier: Yep. http://img1.gtimg.com/house_zhuhai/pics/hv1/241/159/1850/120337036.jpg View Quote Don't drag Landlady into this. |
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When they kick out your front door
How you gonna come? With your hands on your head Or on the trigger of your gun? |
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Originally Posted By midcap: ONE FUCKING JOB OP, ONE JOB https://smnewsnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Tina-Lorie-Ford-AI.jpg View Quote That's one source of $5 blowjobs |
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For your pleasure or your pain, society is a game.
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In America, the village idiots have organized.
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PSA
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Live your life as you would wish to have lived, when you come to die. Confucius
When words lose their meaning, a people can move neither hand nor foot. Confucius |
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In America, the village idiots have organized.
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deploy the cones
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Silent Brigade 1-20-20
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"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”,
Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen" |
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I honestly expected worse for the picture.
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I love this place. I needed a good laugh.
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Florida Man’s arch nemesis- California Woman
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Make meth great again.
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RIP Jeff Reed. Tennessee Squire, Ga. Carry member, NRA,Non-puking 72 ounce drinker 2 of 6 Norcal call sign, Forgotten.
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"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”,
Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen" |
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