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Posted: 5/1/2024 8:57:40 AM EDT
 On Saturday, April 27, 2024, at approximately 11:00 a.m., a Trooper from the Maryland State Police Leonardtown Barrack responded to a residence on Mervell Dean Road in Hollywood, for a reported indecent exposure. Upon arrival, the Trooper made contact with a complainant, who advised 30 minutes prior to calling the police she observed a woman, who was later identified as Tina Lorie Ford, 45, of Hollywood, had indecently exposed herself by removing her shorts, and exposing her vaginal parts. She said the woman proceeded to penetrate herself with an orange traffic cone by sitting directly on top of it. The complainant provided police with video surveillance footage of the incident. Police reviewed the video footage and observed Ford outside the residence’s parking lot wearing a white pullover hoodie and dark colored shorts. The video then showed Ford leans forward at the waist and lower her shorts down to her ankles and sit on top of the orange traffic cone then leaned forward at the waist again exposing her vaginal parts. Ford then sits back up on top of the traffic cone and proceeds to penetrate herself with the traffic cone. The Trooper then made contact with Ford who said she was outside during the time the witness observed her on the video surveillance footage. Ford admitted to police that she removed her shorts, sat on top of the traffic cone and then urinated on it to mark her territory. https://smnewsnet.com/archives/532984/hollywood-woman-arrested-for-indecent-exposure-after-bizarre-incident-in-st-marys-county/ |
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UT, USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 8:59:20 AM EDT
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For the curious, she looks exactly as one would expect.
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Posted: 5/1/2024 8:59:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: tacklenut]
[#2]
Anything is a sex toy if you’re brave enough.
Someone here will be along shortly and would admit to hitting it if they could. It just the ARF.com way |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:01:27 AM EDT
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Welp, I can fix her!
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:02:07 AM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GarandM1: For the curious, she looks exactly as one would expect. We all appreciate and honor your sacrifice. 
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:03:25 AM EDT
[#5]
Why did I click that? I should know better.
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MD, USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:04:23 AM EDT
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You missed the best part:
"The complainant provided police with video surveillance footage of the incident. Police reviewed the video footage and observed Ford outside the residence’s parking lot wearing a white pullover hoodie and dark colored shorts. The video then showed Ford leans forward at the waist and lower her shorts down to her ankles and sit on top of the orange traffic cone then leaned forward at the waist again exposing her vaginal parts. Ford then sits back up on top of the traffic cone and proceeds to penetrate herself with the traffic cone. The Trooper then made contact with Ford who said she was outside during the time the witness observed her on the video surveillance footage. Ford admitted to police that she removed her shorts, sat on top of the traffic cone and then urinated on it to mark her territory." Screen name? |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:05:11 AM EDT
[#7]
MY CONES!!!
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:07:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kuraki: We all appreciate and honor your sacrifice. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kuraki: Originally Posted By GarandM1: For the curious, she looks exactly as one would expect. We all appreciate and honor your sacrifice. This |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:07:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GreenGoose: Welp, I can fix her! I doubt anyone could satisfy her if it takes something the size of a traffic cone to fill her needs. 
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USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:07:32 AM EDT
[#10]
Not clicking
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:09:17 AM EDT
[#11]
You know someone here is going to ask for a link to the video
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:11:00 AM EDT
[#12]
Artificially suppressing natural selection has contaminated our genome.
Won't buff out. |
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USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:11:26 AM EDT
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Not guilty.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:12:45 AM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GarandM1: For the curious, she looks exactly as one would expect. Yep. 
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UT, USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:13:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kuraki: We all appreciate and honor your sacrifice. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kuraki: Originally Posted By GarandM1: For the curious, she looks exactly as one would expect. We all appreciate and honor your sacrifice. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:15:07 AM EDT
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So all these guys with traffic cones in their trucks would be considered "baiting "?
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:15:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Maine_11B_to_Nurse: You know someone here is going to ask for a link to the video |
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USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:17:23 AM EDT
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My buddy wants to know how far down on the cone?
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TN, USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:21:33 AM EDT
[#19]
She wanted to start an OnlyCones.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:24:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GreenGoose: Welp, I can fix her! She needs fixing? |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:25:16 AM EDT
[#21]
In another venue, people pay good money to see that kind of thing.
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UT, USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:25:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mike_314: It's probably on OF with a teaser on Reddit. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mike_314: Originally Posted By Maine_11B_to_Nurse: You know someone here is going to ask for a link to the video C O N E S I N B I O |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:25:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DDiggler: MY CONES!!! |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:27:19 AM EDT
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SMIB, keeping it real.
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:28:14 AM EDT
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MD, USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:32:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GreenGoose: Welp, I can fix her! You work for the DMV? |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:41:26 AM EDT
[#27]
Pylons... the original CVT Dildoe.
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:42:34 AM EDT
[#28]
ONE FUCKING JOB OP, ONE JOB
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:42:42 AM EDT
[#29]
A whole lot of guys in Okinawa paid good money to see similiar displays.
She needs to set up shop outside of Camp Pendleton, she'd be rich in no time. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:43:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DDiggler: MY CONES!!! Fookin traffic cones |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:44:19 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By crwdplsr: Not clicking This |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:45:28 AM EDT
[#32]
She could also make a decent living in Pattaya.
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OH, USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:46:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2024 9:46:55 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GarandM1: I'm not a hero; just trying to save my buddies. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GarandM1: Originally Posted By Kuraki: Originally Posted By GarandM1: For the curious, she looks exactly as one would expect. We all appreciate and honor your sacrifice. That sir, is exactly what a hero is. 
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:08:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Halberdier: Yep. http://img1.gtimg.com/house_zhuhai/pics/hv1/241/159/1850/120337036.jpg Don't drag Landlady into this. 
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USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:12:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By midcap: ONE FUCKING JOB OP, ONE JOB https://smnewsnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Tina-Lorie-Ford-AI.jpg That's one source of $5 blowjobs |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:15:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GarandM1: For the curious, she looks exactly as one would expect. Down to the facial expression and everything.
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MD, USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:21:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Vague: A whole lot of guys in Okinawa paid good money to see similiar displays. She needs to set up shop outside of Camp Pendleton, she'd be rich in no time. If she can queef into it like a megaphone, she'll make bank. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:23:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mike_314: It's probably on OF with a teaser on Reddit. SO cynical… (And, probably, dead on.) 
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:25:24 AM EDT
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PSA
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WI, USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:26:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:26:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Ranxerox911: If she can queef into it like a megaphone, she'll make bank. My Soc. Prof always said “everyone has a talent”. Looks like she was right. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:27:38 AM EDT
[#43]
deploy the cones
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:28:32 AM EDT
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KS, USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:29:32 AM EDT
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I honestly expected worse for the picture.
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:34:56 AM EDT
[#46]
I love this place. I needed a good laugh.
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TN, USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:35:55 AM EDT
[#47]
Florida Man’s arch nemesis- California Woman
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USA
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:37:43 AM EDT
[#48]
Make meth great again.
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:39:24 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ArmedAndLoaded: My buddy wants to know how far down on the cone? This is the question |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 10:45:20 AM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By switchtanks: Florida Man's arch nemesis- |
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