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Radio_Free_ARFCOM Joined Jul 2009 Posts 2719 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:02:27 PM EDT [Last Edit: Radio_Free_ARFCOM] Deep snow everywhere. Shovel shovel sweaty brow. Buy the snowblower.

crownvic96 Joined Oct 2008 Posts 32621 EE 100% (2) AL, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:04:19 PM EDT [#1]

GimpyPaw Joined Oct 2004 Posts 4080 EE 0% (0) OR, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:05:02 PM EDT [#2] Haikus are stupid. They are too simple to be Considered an art.

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bssrf4 A Generous Lover Joined Oct 2004 Posts 17241 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:07:32 PM EDT [#4] I tried this topic So many years in the past It failed greatly
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DriftPunch Get me the Justice Department, Propaganda Division Joined Feb 2001 Posts 39028 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:14:28 PM EDT [#11] Auto or manual Chili has beans or without Choose without council

CastleBravo91 Canned Sunshine Joined May 2019 Posts 12851 EE 0% (0) IL, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:14:38 PM EDT [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By GiggleSmith: Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Click Reloading gun, reloaded! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! View Quote Attached File I can't see straight There are four lines and not two Oooooh, double vision
	Originally Posted By scuba_steve: And the anger of 10 million fat teens and 20-somethimgs, who lost their body-positive role model, just ignited with the heat of a thousand over-microwaved hot pockets. Which they then ate. F*** Bacardi

Oiparhon Joined Mar 2011 Posts 5771 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:16:13 PM EDT [#13] molten iron heart cigarette burn in the sky ashes to ashes

Hatari Joined Mar 2020 Posts 7329 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:16:50 PM EDT [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By GimpyPaw: Haikus are stupid. They are too simple to be Considered an art. View Quote Attached File

redfish86 I like Boobies Joined Oct 2007 Posts 48890 EE 100% (5) FL, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:19:39 PM EDT [Last Edit: redfish86] [#15] Ryan Ryans is A fucking pussy assed bitch He should be banned now
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ceetee Jack of all trades, master of none. Joined Jul 2006 Posts 34471 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:19:48 PM EDT [#16] Democrats always Fail, and yet the people keep Electing them. Why?
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Giltweasel

A long train of abuses and usurpations.

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Posted: 2/24/2023 12:20:57 PM EDT

[#17]

Poetry class in college. I don't remember if it was a creative writing class or not. One assignment was to come up with a cycle. A series of poems thematically linked.

End of class one kid comes up with a thick notebook.

It's 500+ Star Wars haiku. Everything you could think of in the Star Wars universe at the time was in those "poems".

Took him 4 weeks to put 10-20 haiku down per day, all on the same subject.

He was particularly proud of his Luke and Leia series focusing on their forbidden love.

That binder wound up in the trash can, and the dipshit got a C in the class.

"Zeal without prudence is like a ship adrift."

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shaggy Buy the ticket, take the ride. Joined Mar 2001 Posts 18065 EE 100% (108) USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:23:58 PM EDT [#19] client annoys me unreasonable demands shove it up your ass
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CastleBravo91

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Posted: 2/24/2023 12:25:49 PM EDT

[#20]

Quote History

Originally Posted By Giltweasel:
Poetry class in college. I don't remember if it was a creative writing class or not. One assignment was to come up with a cycle. A series of poems thematically linked.

End of class one kid comes up with a thick notebook.

It's 500+ Star Wars haiku. Everything you could think of in the Star Wars universe at the time was in those "poems".

Took him 4 weeks to put 10-20 haiku down per day, all on the same subject.

He was particularly proud of his Luke and Leia series focusing on their forbidden love.

That binder wound up in the trash can, and the dipshit got a C in the class.

View Quote

This story, especially the end, makes me think there is hope.

Originally Posted By scuba_steve:
And the anger of 10 million fat teens and 20-somethimgs, who lost their body-positive role model, just ignited with the heat of a thousand over-microwaved hot pockets. Which they then ate.

F*** Bacardi

CastleBravo91 Canned Sunshine Joined May 2019 Posts 12857 EE 0% (0) IL, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:26:13 PM EDT [#21] Quote History Originally Posted By shaggy: client annoys me unreasonable demands shove it up your ass View Quote Avatar checks out.
	Originally Posted By scuba_steve: And the anger of 10 million fat teens and 20-somethimgs, who lost their body-positive role model, just ignited with the heat of a thousand over-microwaved hot pockets. Which they then ate. F*** Bacardi

CastleBravo91 Canned Sunshine Joined May 2019 Posts 12858 EE 0% (0) IL, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:28:09 PM EDT [#22] A jelly doughnut Should not be in power, no But my people suck
	Originally Posted By scuba_steve: And the anger of 10 million fat teens and 20-somethimgs, who lost their body-positive role model, just ignited with the heat of a thousand over-microwaved hot pockets. Which they then ate. F*** Bacardi

crownvic96 Joined Oct 2008 Posts 32623 EE 100% (2) AL, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:29:09 PM EDT [#23] Thicc bitches walkin' Midcap and crownvic approach Beds busted bigly

Notcalifornialegal Calvin Coolidge Enthusiast Joined Sep 2009 Posts 23547 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:29:23 PM EDT [#24] Image Library A waste of resources Just tired old memes
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DriftPunch Get me the Justice Department, Propaganda Division Joined Feb 2001 Posts 39029 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:38:02 PM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By GimpyPaw: Haikus are stupid. They are too simple to be Considered an art. View Quote This guys lack of faith We all find it disturbing Vader not release

shaggy Buy the ticket, take the ride. Joined Mar 2001 Posts 18066 EE 100% (108) USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:40:52 PM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By CastleBravo91: A jelly doughnut Should not be in power, no But my people suck View Quote Pennsylvania laughs. retarded potato man? ruled by idiots.
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Radio_Free_ARFCOM

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Posted: 2/24/2023 12:45:23 PM EDT

[#27]

Quote History

Originally Posted By Giltweasel:
Poetry class in college. I don't remember if it was a creative writing class or not. One assignment was to come up with a cycle. A series of poems thematically linked.

End of class one kid comes up with a thick notebook.

It's 500+ Star Wars haiku. Everything you could think of in the Star Wars universe at the time was in those "poems".

Took him 4 weeks to put 10-20 haiku down per day, all on the same subject.

He was particularly proud of his Luke and Leia series focusing on their forbidden love.

That binder wound up in the trash can, and the dipshit got a C in the class.

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Funny story bro.
Can you write it as Haiku?
I am standing by.

redoubt Something witty. Joined May 2005 Posts 12983 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:46:09 PM EDT [#28] Cute little kitty Scratch, scratch in the litter box Oh. My. God. The smell. ~Ode to Smudge This one. If we weaponized the smell, it would be a war crime.
	Life is about choices. If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake. You make the same mistake again, that's a choice.

crzapy Member Joined Jan 2010 Posts 27587 EE 100% (1) TX, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:47:15 PM EDT [#29] Chili, Beans or no beans 45 vs 9mm, the eternal fudd debate Trannies are everywhere in GD
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Hatari Joined Mar 2020 Posts 7332 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:49:39 PM EDT [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By redfish86: Ryan Ryans is A fucking pussy assed bitch He should be banned now View Quote Attached File

Radio_Free_ARFCOM Joined Jul 2009 Posts 2721 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:51:31 PM EDT [Last Edit: Radio_Free_ARFCOM] [#31] Quote History Originally Posted By crzapy: Chili, Beans or no beans 45 vs 9mm, the eternal fudd debate Trannies are everywhere in GD View Quote Haikus have format. Use five then seven then five. Trannies or trannys?

AlvinYork Retired, pissed off, nothing to lose. Joined Jan 2009 Posts 80002 EE 0% (0) IL, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:52:11 PM EDT [#32] White cold snow blowing All life frozen cold and hard Rest brings renewal Chat Tweet Snap Message Social network is doubtful Better to call them
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absael Perennially incredulous Joined Mar 2007 Posts 9413 EE 100% (24) AZ, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:56:32 PM EDT [#33] When pluralizing Don't use an apostrophe Why would you do that?
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RV8guy SPOON! Joined Nov 2008 Posts 25627 EE 100% (4) TX, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 12:59:11 PM EDT [#34] Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator
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RamaSita Member Joined Mar 2018 Posts 8607 EE 0% (0) IND	Posted: 2/24/2023 1:00:35 PM EDT [#35] Palmetto State site Why do you hate my wallet H and R retro

CastleBravo91 Canned Sunshine Joined May 2019 Posts 12863 EE 0% (0) IL, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 1:04:36 PM EDT [#36] Quote History Originally Posted By RV8guy: Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator View Quote Woke up this morning, Put on tie and business suit, 'Cause I mean business
	Originally Posted By scuba_steve: And the anger of 10 million fat teens and 20-somethimgs, who lost their body-positive role model, just ignited with the heat of a thousand over-microwaved hot pockets. Which they then ate. F*** Bacardi

BlazinSaddles Joined Jan 2016 Posts 556 EE 0% (0) CO, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 1:06:49 PM EDT [#37] This poem identifies as Haiku You bigot

Radio_Free_ARFCOM Joined Jul 2009 Posts 2722 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 1:07:07 PM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By absael: When pluralizing Don't use an apostrophe Why would you do that? View Quote Touche' my smart friend Off to go edit that fail I am now ashamed

Radio_Free_ARFCOM Joined Jul 2009 Posts 2723 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 1:09:46 PM EDT [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By BlazinSaddles: This poem identifies as Haiku You bigot View Quote That poem is a fail But I love Blazing Saddles So you get a pass

BikerNut Scooter Joined Jul 2008 Posts 26668 EE 0% (0) IL, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 1:15:12 PM EDT [#40] There once was a man from Nantucket who had a dick so long he could
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Genin Member Joined May 2008 Posts 24064 EE 100% (14) USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 1:17:13 PM EDT [#41] Buy a shiny gun Don't tell your wife about it enjoy shooting it.

redoubt Something witty. Joined May 2005 Posts 12984 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 1:24:10 PM EDT [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By Genin: Buy a shiny gun Don't tell your wife about it enjoy shooting it. View Quote Buy guns with the wife Go to the range together Happy wife, good life
	Life is about choices. If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake. You make the same mistake again, that's a choice.

redfish86 I like Boobies Joined Oct 2007 Posts 48895 EE 100% (5) FL, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 1:24:51 PM EDT [Last Edit: redfish86] [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By BikerNut: There once was a man from Nantucket who had a dick so long he could View Quote Have his hot neighbor Yank that big motherfucker While he was at home
	Happiness is the greatest agent of purification Bikini Bottoms underneath, but the boys hearts still skip a beat, when them girls shimmy off, them old cut offs

Bullitt3401 Joined Sep 2004 Posts 5484 EE 100% (39) GA, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 1:29:57 PM EDT [Last Edit: Bullitt3401] [#44] Oh senile Biden He fell down the stairs again Watch him soil himself

GiggleSmith A Deplorable and Proud Infidel Joined Apr 2003 Posts 107445 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 1:39:00 PM EDT [#45] Ian Flaming: You only live twice: Once when you are born Once when you look death in the face.
	"He should have killed me. I would have killed me." For God and Country: Geronimo! Geronimo! Geronimo! Michael Moore: Trump’s election is going to be the biggest Fuck You ever recorded in human history….And it will feel good.

DriftPunch Get me the Justice Department, Propaganda Division Joined Feb 2001 Posts 39030 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 1:42:08 PM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By absael: When pluralizing Don't use an apostrophe Why would you do that? View Quote This guy is correct But fails to see auto fill Bangalore English

Max_Power Blind and Insane Joined Jul 2002 Posts 19176 EE 100% (2) FL, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 1:46:39 PM EDT [#47] Originally Posted By Radio_Free_ARFCOM: Deep snow everywhere. Shovel shovel sweaty brow. Buy the snowblower. View Quote Up north they are cold Here, my A/C is running I'm not wearing pants
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PaladinM1911 Joined Jul 2005 Posts 4780 EE 100% (27) NV, USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 1:54:15 PM EDT [#48] This is a movie one, good movie, bad actor. "Break-ing, ent-er-ing The dark and lonely places Finding a big gun"

Dorcas Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 6225 EE 100% (3) USA	Posted: 2/24/2023 1:55:16 PM EDT [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By vim: Fork, exec, and wait UNIX calls sing sweetly Kernel at their core -- ChatGPT View Quote I tried my hand at ChatGPT as well. I got this: Amidst GD's talk, Aimless waddles on his way, Unaware and free.

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