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Samal Jewrassic Park runaway Joined Jul 2011 Posts 2156 EE 100% (72) IL, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:43:35 AM EDT [Last Edit: Samal] I am having an avocado toast for breakfast before going to the range! #notaboomer Attached File
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pale_pony bring a drink of water, Leroy Joined Oct 2002 Posts 59204 EE 100% (1) OK, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:44:34 AM EDT [#1] the breakfast of champions
	*don't ask me how I did it, I just did it, it was hard...*

1975 Member Joined Jan 2011 Posts 27427 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:44:42 AM EDT [#2] Don’t forget to wear your tight jeans.

RTX Certified Alpha Male Joined Dec 2016 Posts 14944 EE 100% (4) TX, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:45:49 AM EDT [#3] Smells like semen in here.

wakeboarder Member Joined Jan 2010 Posts 29140 EE 100% (1) MI, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:48:56 AM EDT [#4] If you stopped eating avocado toast, you might be able to afford a real pistol

ceetee Jack of all trades, master of none. Joined Jul 2006 Posts 38369 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:49:48 AM EDT [#5] That's not breakfast. This is breakfast. Attached File
	Don't piss off old people. The older we get, the less "Life in Prison" is a deterrent.

CharlesUFina Joined Mar 2024 Posts 325 EE 0% (0) WV, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:51:37 AM EDT [#6] I have those plates. Why are the matching bowls octagonal? Makes it impossible to get all the food out.

bikertrash Member Joined Mar 2006 Posts 8930 EE 100% (27) USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:52:04 AM EDT [Last Edit: bikertrash] [#7] Quote History Originally Posted By ceetee: That's not breakfast. This is breakfast. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/103046/1000002193_jpg-3217134.JPG View Quote Yup. Maybe OPs boyfriend made it for him.
	"I don't know, kicking a bike in front of bikers at Sturgis is probably like stomping a hornets nest in a banana hammock"--millfire517 "They’re little microcosms of miserableness"--rogueboss

cruze5 Member Joined Feb 2004 Posts 57911 EE 100% (2) KY, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:52:41 AM EDT [#8] where is the protein?

DarkStar Joined Nov 2000 Posts 24152 EE 100% (29) MI, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:52:52 AM EDT [#9] Coming out thread. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

wakeboarder Member Joined Jan 2010 Posts 29141 EE 100% (1) MI, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:53:46 AM EDT [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By ceetee: That's not breakfast. This is breakfast. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/103046/1000002193_jpg-3217134.JPG View Quote Hot sauce covers up poor quality food and cooking technique

SAE Member Joined May 2009 Posts 51535 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:53:46 AM EDT [Last Edit: SAE] [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By RTX: Smells like semen in here. View Quote Needs even more essence for true flavor and overall enjoyment as well.

heavy260 Member Joined Sep 2008 Posts 11573 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:55:59 AM EDT [#12] Enjoy your Starbucks while admiring your blue hair.

mudholestomper 2020 is money, sonny. Joined May 2020 Posts 12631 EE 100% (38) TX, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:56:55 AM EDT [#13] My wife makes avacado toast with a bit of lime and tahin seasoning and it’s amazing. She uses some kind of fancy bread, too.
	"Now none of the frightened soldiers moved, for they saw that cowardice and valor purchased equal plots in the snipers' killing field." “Everything is hard before it is easy.”

fadedsun Supreme member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 53654 EE 100% (26) UKR	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:57:17 AM EDT [#14] Avocado toast with some salt and pepper is amazing and a great way to start the day. One of my favorites.
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ServusVeritatis Member Joined May 2006 Posts 31356 EE 100% (126) GA, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 7:58:22 AM EDT [#15] I put bacon on my avocado toast…

Lug1

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Posted: 5/18/2024 7:59:09 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By ceetee:
That's not breakfast. This is breakfast.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/103046/1000002193_jpg-3217134.JPG

Hot sauce covers up poor quality food and cooking technique

For vegans.

For meat eaters it's actually a tasty compliment.

Sorry about your chia seeds

There is a reason some rookies roll more hose than others....
Sir Lug1, charter member Knights of Wonder

ceetee

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Posted: 5/18/2024 7:59:39 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By ceetee:
That's not breakfast. This is breakfast.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/103046/1000002193_jpg-3217134.JPG

Hot sauce covers up poor quality food and cooking technique

Okay, Karen. I'm sure I can find some nice, bland plain oatmeal for you down at the store.

Don't piss off old people. The older we get, the less "Life in Prison" is a deterrent.

Lug1 call sign 'WHEELGUN' Joined Jan 2013 Posts 92418 EE 100% (3) TX, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 8:00:22 AM EDT [#18] Quote History Originally Posted By ServusVeritatis: I put bacon on my avocado toast View Quote I substitute bacon for avocado on my avocado toast.
	There is a reason some rookies roll more hose than others.... Sir Lug1, charter member Knights of Wonder

TarzanT Member Joined Jan 2013 Posts 13132 EE 0% (0) TN, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 8:00:43 AM EDT [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By cruze5: where is the protein? View Quote That’s what his boyfriend is for?
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d16man pickin' and grinnin' Joined Feb 2013 Posts 81447 EE 100% (55) SC, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 8:02:30 AM EDT [#20] Quote History Originally Posted By 1975: Don’t forget to wear your tight jeans. View Quote They call those skinny.
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SAE Member Joined May 2009 Posts 51536 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 8:03:05 AM EDT [#21] Quote History Originally Posted By wakeboarder: If you stopped eating avocado toast, you might be able to afford a real pistol View Quote Attached File

Samal Jewrassic Park runaway Joined Jul 2011 Posts 2157 EE 100% (72) IL, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 8:04:28 AM EDT [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By wakeboarder: If you stopped eating avocado toast, you might be able to afford a real pistol View Quote But nothing else fits in my skinny jeans :(
	IDF, A.A. 215, "Scorpion" Company. 1993-1996

TEXASROOTERSBROTHER

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Posted: 5/18/2024 8:08:58 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By 1975:
Don’t forget to wear your tight jeans.

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Originally Posted By bikertrash:

Yup. Maybe OPs boyfriend made it for him.

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Originally Posted By DarkStar:

Coming out thread. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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Actually it’s okay. One time when I left the vegetarian kinfolk’s house in Michigan they made me sandwich’s for the trip back to Texas.

Smushed avocado. Aside from being sloppy and no bite to it , it was ok.
Not something I’d brag about.

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TEXASROOTERSBROTHER Member Joined May 2007 Posts 27507 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 8:11:16 AM EDT [#24]
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wisbiker67 Joined Jan 2015 Posts 1653 EE 100% (5) WI, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 8:16:09 AM EDT [#25] This is why we cant have nice things.

BornIn1776 Joined Apr 2014 Posts 8255 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 8:17:30 AM EDT [#26] Not a single day goes by without seeing some gay shit.

Palm Riden with Biden (held at gun point) Joined Oct 2002 Posts 52276 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 8:18:57 AM EDT [#27] That is so 90’s. The new in thing is asparagus toast and coffee.
	Feminism has robbed women of the natural dignity and grace of their sex, and turned them into inferior men

Actiondiver Joined Jul 2010 Posts 12083 EE 100% (17) TX, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 9:55:43 AM EDT [#28] Is your man having bacon at least?

JLPettimoreIII i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game. Joined Oct 2010 Posts 67549 EE 0% (0) MT, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 9:57:46 AM EDT [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By wakeboarder: If you stopped eating avocado toast, you might be able to afford a real pistol View Quote fucker. i laughed at that and snorted wudder all over the inside of my windshield.
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LostX Joined Jan 2011 Posts 17169 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 9:59:45 AM EDT [#30] Coming out thread. We’re proud of you for accepting who you are OP.

delemorte Member Joined Jun 2007 Posts 49389 EE 100% (18) NC, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 10:11:54 AM EDT [#31] Nasty
	“I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.”

Switchback_Arms Joined Apr 2008 Posts 6039 EE 100% (22) USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 10:12:35 AM EDT [#32] Gross

captexas Member Joined Sep 2008 Posts 11548 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 10:17:14 AM EDT [Last Edit: captexas] [#33] OP needs to be Brownelled.
	I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

sparky923 Joined Dec 2005 Posts 12131 EE 0% (0) OR, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 10:34:16 AM EDT [#34] Venison chorizo, egg, and cheese omelet with bacon on the side. HairBender espresso.

AA717driver Western Culture Supremacist... Joined Mar 2009 Posts 33697 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 10:35:39 AM EDT [Last Edit: AA717driver] [#35] Quote History Originally Posted By cruze5: where is the protein? View Quote Draining slowly out of his rectum? ETA: The wife makes avocado and sliced boiled eggs on multigrain toast every so often. It’s pretty tasty.
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staringback05 Joined Feb 2009 Posts 22710 EE 100% (1) USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 10:37:05 AM EDT [#36] True Illinois fashion

ArmyInfantryVet Joined Nov 2005 Posts 86471 EE 100% (4) MI, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 10:38:09 AM EDT [#37] Ha! Gay!

Aspida1776 Joined Oct 2020 Posts 16910 EE 100% (5) TN, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 10:38:40 AM EDT [#38] What's your husband having?

15jonshoot Joined Apr 2006 Posts 25845 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 10:40:33 AM EDT [#39] Kind of looks pre-digested...

Efl15 Joined Jan 2019 Posts 17354 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 10:43:56 AM EDT [#40] Tastes good, man.

pr24guy Member Joined Mar 2004 Posts 11124 EE 100% (1) NJ, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 10:44:22 AM EDT [#41] Might as well just eat tree bark. It might taste better.
	Go where there is no path and leave a trail.

KiowaCreekRaider Member Joined Jan 2010 Posts 9446 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 10:45:54 AM EDT [#42] Not much ammo for a range trip You do you...
	Some face palms are forever

webtaz99 Member Joined Mar 2005 Posts 66675 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 11:42:41 AM EDT [Last Edit: webtaz99] [#43] I can forgive the avocado toast. Maybe. I can forgive the tiny coffee mug, I can forgive the revolver. I can even forgive not having a true reload. But I cannot, ever, forgive an OCTAGONAL DINNER PLATE. My God man, what the blue blazing fuck is that?
	"Freedom isn't free. It costs a hefty fuckin' fee. And if we don't toss in our buck 'o five, who will?"

tightlines49 God fearing Christian American boomer! Joined Mar 2013 Posts 2947 EE 100% (197) FL, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 1:21:14 PM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By ServusVeritatis: I put bacon on my avocado toast… View Quote Me too, sometimes of the milk bagger variety, and an over easy egg with everything seasoning if it’s not already on the bagel.
	"Omnia mei donna Deo" Please pray for our country! Educated not indoctrinated!

Flatbilly Joined Dec 2013 Posts 1423 EE 0% (0) MT, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 1:27:15 PM EDT [#45] Peanut butter and bacon on toast more better.

rtlm Member Joined Mar 2021 Posts 10535 EE 100% (11) TX, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 1:29:46 PM EDT [#46] That's guacamole. But call it whatever you like.
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m200maker Member Joined Mar 2006 Posts 11845 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 1:39:55 PM EDT [Last Edit: m200maker] [#47] Well that grip size explains your tiny hands and your breakfast choice neglects some major food groups. That is probably contributing to more poor choices. What’s your husband having?

TheHunstman Member Joined Dec 2018 Posts 10864 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 1:42:40 PM EDT [#48] Your husband must be proud.
	This space for rent.

ZF-1 Meat Popsicle. Joined Aug 2005 Posts 13397 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 1:46:15 PM EDT [#49] Attached File
	Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF1, would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

treejedi Joined Nov 2023 Posts 239 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/18/2024 2:04:10 PM EDT [#50] Avocado is tasty. Toast is tasty. Put em together, still tasty. It amazes me what some people will get all bent out of shape over.

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