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Posted: 4/13/2024 6:19:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: contract]
My neck hurts.

My back is sore.

I have a headache.

I am too tired.

Without fail, 99.5% of the time.

I could get hit by a bus, and if my wife asks me to do something physical, I will STILL do it.

Gentlemen, if you have a lady that actually works outside, DIY, etc. you don't know how lucky you are.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:20:52 PM EDT
[#1]
When I have a project, I have a project.

When my wife has a project, we have a project.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:21:23 PM EDT
[#2]
Yea, cant argue with that statement.
Been married 25 yrs.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:22:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Lungbuster:
When I have a project, I have a project.

When my wife has a project, we have a project.
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LOL.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:22:43 PM EDT
[#4]

FPNI...!!!


Don't forget ---------------- "My wrists hurt..."
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:23:10 PM EDT
[#5]
pics of wife?
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:24:27 PM EDT
[#6]
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Originally Posted By Lungbuster:
When I have a project, I have a project.

When my wife has a project, we have a project.
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Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:27:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Lungbuster:
When I have a project, I have a project.

When my wife has a project, we have a project.
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When my wife looks at a project and says “we should…”

I know it’s going to be a me project
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:27:53 PM EDT
[#8]
My GF just helped me load a 250lb generator in my truck, bring it to my mom's, and get it set up.  YMMV.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:31:59 PM EDT
[#9]
My wife pretends to work for a few minutes.  Then when I look up she’s disappeared into the house.  After that the best I can hope for is she offers to bring me a beer.  
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:38:34 PM EDT
[#10]
The amount of times I get asked to grab a 10 or 20lb box at work, is staggering

Respect to the real women
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:39:32 PM EDT
[#11]
My wife is not in the shape she was 20 years ago but she continues to surprise me with her willingness and ability to take on physically demanding landscape work
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:40:25 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Lungbuster:
When I have a project, I have a project.

When my wife has a project, we have a project.
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As it should be. Do you really want her to handle power tools? Do you want her to handle gasoline? Do you want her to handle chemicals? Do you want her to go rent a trailer, pull it with your truck, and back the trailer with inches to spare between your fence and the side of your house...
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:40:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Lungbuster:
When I have a project, I have a project.

When my wife has a project, we have a project.
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When I have a project, I have a project.

When my wife has a project, I have a project...


Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:41:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII:
pics of wife?
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Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:42:23 PM EDT
[#15]
Not really physical but, earlier she loaded 150 rounds of 45 acp and now she is priming 38 spcl.  About 400 rds of 38 so far.  I'll take that.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:42:53 PM EDT
[#16]
My wife is a teacher, I'm a roofer. I often get to listen to her complain about her aches and pains in the evening. Sorry, honey, must be rough being on your feet all day...I keep my honest thoughts to myself.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:43:04 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Lungbuster:
When I have a project, I have a project.

When my wife has a project, we have a project.
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Attachment Attached File

"Are you going to do our project today or should I call my dad?"

Kharn
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:45:08 PM EDT
[#18]
If my wife ever complained of pain and refused to do something I would call an ambulance.
For all her faults she is a tireless worker and never complains of being sick or hurt.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:45:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Long_Live_Don:
The amount of times I get asked to grab a 10 or 20lb box at work, is staggering

Respect to the real women
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A coworker of mine wouldn't pick up or open a box of commercial toilet paper. She was afraid she would break a fingernail. Useless individual all the way around. A "family friend" of the office manager.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:45:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:45:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Kharn:

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"Are you going to do our project today or should I call my dad?"

Kharn
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Originally Posted By Kharn:
Originally Posted By Lungbuster:
When I have a project, I have a project.

When my wife has a project, we have a project.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/195/GLEoyavWQAEgE5I_jpeg-3187021.JPG
"Are you going to do our project today or should I call my dad?"

Kharn


Haha... If my wife has a project, I have a project. If my in laws have a project, I have a project.

Putting in a garden fence to keep deer out of wife's garden. Wife says "she'll help dig the holes for the fence posts". She has no idea how hard it is to do that by hand, or to control a two stroke auger without hurting yourself.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:46:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:47:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:47:56 PM EDT
[#24]
Originally Posted By contract:
My neck hurts.

My back is sore.

I have a headache.

I am too tired.

Without fail, 99.5% of the time.

I could get hit by a bus, and if my wife asks me to do something physical, I will STILL do it.

Gentlemen, if you have a lady that actually works outside, DIY, etc. you don't know how lucky you are.
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We married the same woman
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:48:01 PM EDT
[#25]
This is one of the reasons I can’t deal with women.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:48:43 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By chibajoe:
My GF just helped me load a 250lb generator in my truck, bring it to my mom's, and get it set up.  YMMV.
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A GF is still working to close the deal. See if she still has that spirit after getting you to sign on the dotted line
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:48:53 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Kharn:

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"Are you going to do our project today or should I call my dad?"

Kharn
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Originally Posted By Kharn:
Originally Posted By Lungbuster:
When I have a project, I have a project.

When my wife has a project, we have a project.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/195/GLEoyavWQAEgE5I_jpeg-3187021.JPG
"Are you going to do our project today or should I call my dad?"

Kharn

LOL
I never had to deal with that.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:48:57 PM EDT
[#28]
OP needs physically imposing stronk woman!
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:50:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: UTex86] [#29]
My wife likes to watch me work.

If I’m doing maintenance on a vehicle or something she will literally set up a lawn chair and grab a seltzer and sit and watch the show.

She will jump up to hand me a tool or whatever if needed.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:51:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: jerrmy] [#30]
Man this hits close to home

Originally Posted By UTex86:
My wife likes to watch me work.

If I’m doing maintenance on a vehicle or something she will literally set up a lawn chair and grab a seltzer and sit and watch the show.

She will jump up to hand me a tool or whatever if needed.
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I wish mine would do that!
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:52:25 PM EDT
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No how my wife is.  We will, God willing, celebrate 48 years of marriage this August.  Cannot get her to stop.  Always willing to help and still mows the lawn if I don't beat her to it.  I have been out of town the last few days and she had cleaned the house, and then cleaned up the gardens and lawn in the back yard.  The lawn would also have been mowed when I got home except for several days of rain.  

Raised 4 sons too.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:52:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By zach_:

LOL
I never had to deal with that.
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Originally Posted By zach_:
Originally Posted By Kharn:
Originally Posted By Lungbuster:
When I have a project, I have a project.

When my wife has a project, we have a project.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/195/GLEoyavWQAEgE5I_jpeg-3187021.JPG
"Are you going to do our project today or should I call my dad?"

Kharn

LOL
I never had to deal with that.

Sorry to hear her father passed before you started dating her.

Kharn
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:53:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Aimless:
My wife thinks with her teeny body and little stick girl arms she can pick up as much as me (not that I'm exactly a human crane). Moving furniture or a water heater I keep yelling for her to stay back "I can help!"

She was outside gardening ie tearing up perfectly fine bushes as I'm yelling "why did I water that for two years! You tore it up!" Then as I'm watching her furiously digging around with her hands like I dog "You're using my winter gloves! Those aren't for digging holes in the gravel with your hands! You have piles of work gloves I've bought you because you keep losing them!" "Yes I lost them again! Yo never woudl have caught me if you didn't come early and then you'd never know, it's a desert, when do you wear mittens!" Etc
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+1 on the gloves.
I had distributed about 20 bags of mulch around the yard. Wiff was gonna spread it. Fair enough. I come back out to see her spreading red mulch with muh winter gloves. They were ok, other than being permanently stained red.5
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:55:16 PM EDT
[#34]
I gave our old washing machine to a friends son. He and his wife came to pick it up, when I headed to grab a side she crowded in front of me and helped friends kid load it into their truck. I was impressed.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:56:29 PM EDT
[#35]
My favorite was "Can I borrow your car today".
Because hers was running on fumes.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:58:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Lungbuster:
When I have a project, I have a project.

When my wife has a project, we have a project.
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This
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:58:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Kharn:

Sorry to hear her father passed before you started dating her.

Kharn
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Yeah. So did mine. Both died of lung cancer at a very young age. Not funny, but something we had in common. Prolly came across wrong, ehh?
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 6:59:39 PM EDT
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It's even worse in professional environments when management expects men to pick up the slack without extra pay for picking up the slack. No wonder young men are dropping out of the workforce in record numbers.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 7:03:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Noname:


FPNI...!!!


Don't forget ---------------- "My wrists hurt..."
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My jaw is sore.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 7:05:11 PM EDT
[#40]
It's gotten pretty bad at my house. I do all the yard work, all of my laundry, 90% cooking and housework. I don't blame my wife, I blame her mom, she was never taught to do housekeeping or how to cook. When she does do something it's half assed and she cooks everything high until it boils over or explodes in the microwave.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 7:07:03 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By contract:
My neck hurts.

My back is sore.

I have a headache.

I am too tired.

Without fail, 99.5% of the time.

I could get hit by a bus, and if my wife asks me to do something physical, I will STILL do it.

Gentlemen, if you have a lady that actually works outside, DIY, etc. you don't know how lucky you are.
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Nope - in fact my wife creates messes and doesn't even clean them up.  I attribute it to what you said about everything hurting all the time, but living with a slob sucks.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 7:07:36 PM EDT
[#42]
Originally Posted By contract:
My neck hurts.

My back is sore.

I have a headache.

I am too tired.

Without fail, 99.5% of the time.

I could get hit by a bus, and if my wife asks me to do something physical, I will STILL do it.

Gentlemen, if you have a lady that actually works outside, DIY, etc. you don't know how lucky you are.
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Mine is not that way at all. I have to fuss at her for trying to do more that she is able to.
I think she is embarrassed to ask for help, though lately she has started to.

Link Posted: 4/13/2024 7:10:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Burnsy] [#43]
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Originally Posted By Kharn:

Sorry to hear her father passed before you started dating her.

Kharn
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Honestly, legit, asking for help from one's father in law is perfectly fine.  Everyone can't know everything and no man is an island, that's what family is for.  

A wife "threatening" it though, I will just call my father to do come do this...that's not normal.  Jokes and lulz aside, huge respect thing going on there.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 7:21:31 PM EDT
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My wife will change her own oil (on occasion), loves to work outside in the garden, and routinely helps me with physical DIY home projects such as building a workbench.  I'm sorry you chose poorly OP.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 7:25:47 PM EDT
[#45]
Ya'll chose poorly.  My girl is the Admiral of Domestic Affairs and keeps the house in tip top shape.  Occasionally I'l wonder where she is and will look outside to see the girl pushing a drop spreader with fertilizer or bug killer.  She also maintains the pool.  Life is good.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 7:26:08 PM EDT
[#46]
My wife, who is very pretty,

Lifts weights (actual iron not pussy machines)
And is quite capable of good, strong work.  

I’m quite fortunate
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 7:27:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Lungbuster:
When I have a project, I have a project.

When my wife has a project, we have a project.
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So true.

Although, my wife never grew up with a yard so she loves to do yardwork and does the mowing and weed eating. She loves it. I tend the garden because she could kill a cactus.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 7:28:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Lungbuster:
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When my wife has a project, we have a project.
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Ain't that the truth!  My wife is actually the opposite when it comes to physical things. She doesn't want to be seen as helpless so she overdoes activities and pays for it later.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 7:29:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Kingstrider:
Ya'll chose poorly.  My girl is the Admiral of Domestic Affairs and keeps the house in tip top shape.  Occasionally I'l wonder where she is and will look outside to see the girl pushing a drop spreader with fertilizer or bug killer.  She also maintains the pool.  Life is good.
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Make sure she doesn't leave random bags of pool shock in your shed, or anyplace else near tools, reloading equipment, or anything else that can rust.
Link Posted: 4/13/2024 7:30:08 PM EDT
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My wife is nice and sturdy. She just finished some gardening and landscaping and we’re getting ready to lift after dinner. She broke her back in January and had a hard time waiting the 6 to 8 weeks it took to heal.
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