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Posted: 4/13/2024 6:19:28 PM EDT
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My neck hurts.
My back is sore. I have a headache. I am too tired. Without fail, 99.5% of the time. I could get hit by a bus, and if my wife asks me to do something physical, I will STILL do it. Gentlemen, if you have a lady that actually works outside, DIY, etc. you don't know how lucky you are. |
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When I have a project, I have a project.
When my wife has a project, we have a project. |
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Then there came from hunting, the weather-eyed shooter.
ARFCOM Callsign: Varmint |
Yea, cant argue with that statement.
Been married 25 yrs. |
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FPNI...!!! Don't forget ---------------- "My wrists hurt..." |
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"Ammo will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no ammo..."
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i'm your huckleberry. that's just my game.
MT, USA
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pics of wife?
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I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their shitpoast. - sierra-def
membership courtesy of TMS. thanks buddy! |
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My GF just helped me load a 250lb generator in my truck, bring it to my mom's, and get it set up. YMMV.
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Nonne delectaimini? Nonne hoc est quare adsitis?
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My wife pretends to work for a few minutes. Then when I look up she’s disappeared into the house. After that the best I can hope for is she offers to bring me a beer.
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The amount of times I get asked to grab a 10 or 20lb box at work, is staggering
Respect to the real women |
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My wife is not in the shape she was 20 years ago but she continues to surprise me with her willingness and ability to take on physically demanding landscape work
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Originally Posted By Lungbuster: When I have a project, I have a project. When my wife has a project, we have a project. View Quote As it should be. Do you really want her to handle power tools? Do you want her to handle gasoline? Do you want her to handle chemicals? Do you want her to go rent a trailer, pull it with your truck, and back the trailer with inches to spare between your fence and the side of your house... |
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z - Deplorable Neanderthal
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z - Deplorable Neanderthal
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Not really physical but, earlier she loaded 150 rounds of 45 acp and now she is priming 38 spcl. About 400 rds of 38 so far. I'll take that.
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My wife is a teacher, I'm a roofer. I often get to listen to her complain about her aches and pains in the evening. Sorry, honey, must be rough being on your feet all day...I keep my honest thoughts to myself.
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Originally Posted By Lungbuster: When I have a project, I have a project. When my wife has a project, we have a project. View Quote Attached File "Are you going to do our project today or should I call my dad?" Kharn |
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If my wife ever complained of pain and refused to do something I would call an ambulance.
For all her faults she is a tireless worker and never complains of being sick or hurt. |
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Originally Posted By Det0nate: It takes a special kind of retard to argue the wrong side of second grade spelling.
What made you pick that particular quote for your sig-line? --Swindle1984 |
Originally Posted By Long_Live_Don: The amount of times I get asked to grab a 10 or 20lb box at work, is staggering Respect to the real women View Quote A coworker of mine wouldn't pick up or open a box of commercial toilet paper. She was afraid she would break a fingernail. Useless individual all the way around. A "family friend" of the office manager. |
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z - Deplorable Neanderthal
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My wife thinks with her teeny body and little stick girl arms she can pick up as much as me (not that I'm exactly a human crane). Moving furniture or a water heater I keep yelling for her to stay back "I can help!"
She was outside gardening ie tearing up perfectly fine bushes as I'm yelling "why did I water that for two years! You tore it up!" Then as I'm watching her furiously digging around with her hands like I dog "You're using my winter gloves! Those aren't for digging holes in the gravel with your hands! You have piles of work gloves I've bought you because you keep losing them!" "Yes I lost them again! Yo never woudl have caught me if you didn't come early and then you'd never know, it's a desert, when do you wear mittens!" Etc |
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What’s the difference between pancakes and a Mini-14? Pancakes hit the spot.-dvanblaricom
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Originally Posted By Kharn: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/195/GLEoyavWQAEgE5I_jpeg-3187021.JPG "Are you going to do our project today or should I call my dad?" Kharn View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Kharn: Originally Posted By Lungbuster: When I have a project, I have a project. When my wife has a project, we have a project. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/195/GLEoyavWQAEgE5I_jpeg-3187021.JPG "Are you going to do our project today or should I call my dad?" Kharn Haha... If my wife has a project, I have a project. If my in laws have a project, I have a project. Putting in a garden fence to keep deer out of wife's garden. Wife says "she'll help dig the holes for the fence posts". She has no idea how hard it is to do that by hand, or to control a two stroke auger without hurting yourself. |
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What’s the difference between pancakes and a Mini-14? Pancakes hit the spot.-dvanblaricom
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Originally Posted By Kharn: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/195/GLEoyavWQAEgE5I_jpeg-3187021.JPG "Are you going to do our project today or should I call my dad?" Kharn View Quote |
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What’s the difference between pancakes and a Mini-14? Pancakes hit the spot.-dvanblaricom
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Originally Posted By contract: My neck hurts. My back is sore. I have a headache. I am too tired. Without fail, 99.5% of the time. I could get hit by a bus, and if my wife asks me to do something physical, I will STILL do it. Gentlemen, if you have a lady that actually works outside, DIY, etc. you don't know how lucky you are. View Quote We married the same woman |
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“I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.”
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This is one of the reasons I can’t deal with women.
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Originally Posted By Kharn: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/195/GLEoyavWQAEgE5I_jpeg-3187021.JPG "Are you going to do our project today or should I call my dad?" Kharn View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Kharn: Originally Posted By Lungbuster: When I have a project, I have a project. When my wife has a project, we have a project. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/195/GLEoyavWQAEgE5I_jpeg-3187021.JPG "Are you going to do our project today or should I call my dad?" Kharn LOL I never had to deal with that. |
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z - Deplorable Neanderthal
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OP needs physically imposing stronk woman!
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My wife likes to watch me work.
If I’m doing maintenance on a vehicle or something she will literally set up a lawn chair and grab a seltzer and sit and watch the show. She will jump up to hand me a tool or whatever if needed. |
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Man this hits close to home
Originally Posted By UTex86: My wife likes to watch me work. If I’m doing maintenance on a vehicle or something she will literally set up a lawn chair and grab a seltzer and sit and watch the show. She will jump up to hand me a tool or whatever if needed. View Quote I wish mine would do that! |
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No how my wife is. We will, God willing, celebrate 48 years of marriage this August. Cannot get her to stop. Always willing to help and still mows the lawn if I don't beat her to it. I have been out of town the last few days and she had cleaned the house, and then cleaned up the gardens and lawn in the back yard. The lawn would also have been mowed when I got home except for several days of rain.
Raised 4 sons too. |
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Originally Posted By zach_: LOL I never had to deal with that. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By zach_: Originally Posted By Kharn: Originally Posted By Lungbuster: When I have a project, I have a project. When my wife has a project, we have a project. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/195/GLEoyavWQAEgE5I_jpeg-3187021.JPG "Are you going to do our project today or should I call my dad?" Kharn LOL I never had to deal with that. Sorry to hear her father passed before you started dating her. Kharn |
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Originally Posted By Aimless: My wife thinks with her teeny body and little stick girl arms she can pick up as much as me (not that I'm exactly a human crane). Moving furniture or a water heater I keep yelling for her to stay back "I can help!" She was outside gardening ie tearing up perfectly fine bushes as I'm yelling "why did I water that for two years! You tore it up!" Then as I'm watching her furiously digging around with her hands like I dog "You're using my winter gloves! Those aren't for digging holes in the gravel with your hands! You have piles of work gloves I've bought you because you keep losing them!" "Yes I lost them again! Yo never woudl have caught me if you didn't come early and then you'd never know, it's a desert, when do you wear mittens!" Etc View Quote +1 on the gloves. I had distributed about 20 bags of mulch around the yard. Wiff was gonna spread it. Fair enough. I come back out to see her spreading red mulch with muh winter gloves. They were ok, other than being permanently stained red.5 |
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z - Deplorable Neanderthal
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I gave our old washing machine to a friends son. He and his wife came to pick it up, when I headed to grab a side she crowded in front of me and helped friends kid load it into their truck. I was impressed.
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My favorite was "Can I borrow your car today".
Because hers was running on fumes. |
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Nobody will be coming to save you, plan accordingly.
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z - Deplorable Neanderthal
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It's even worse in professional environments when management expects men to pick up the slack without extra pay for picking up the slack. No wonder young men are dropping out of the workforce in record numbers.
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It's gotten pretty bad at my house. I do all the yard work, all of my laundry, 90% cooking and housework. I don't blame my wife, I blame her mom, she was never taught to do housekeeping or how to cook. When she does do something it's half assed and she cooks everything high until it boils over or explodes in the microwave.
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Originally Posted By contract: My neck hurts. My back is sore. I have a headache. I am too tired. Without fail, 99.5% of the time. I could get hit by a bus, and if my wife asks me to do something physical, I will STILL do it. Gentlemen, if you have a lady that actually works outside, DIY, etc. you don't know how lucky you are. View Quote Nope - in fact my wife creates messes and doesn't even clean them up. I attribute it to what you said about everything hurting all the time, but living with a slob sucks. |
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Originally Posted By contract: My neck hurts. My back is sore. I have a headache. I am too tired. Without fail, 99.5% of the time. I could get hit by a bus, and if my wife asks me to do something physical, I will STILL do it. Gentlemen, if you have a lady that actually works outside, DIY, etc. you don't know how lucky you are. View Quote I think she is embarrassed to ask for help, though lately she has started to. |
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“If someone breaks unto your house you are more than welcome to shoot them in Santa Rosa County. We prefer that you do, actually.” Sheriff Johnson
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Originally Posted By Kharn: Sorry to hear her father passed before you started dating her. Kharn View Quote A wife "threatening" it though, I will just call my father to do come do this...that's not normal. Jokes and lulz aside, huge respect thing going on there. |
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My wife will change her own oil (on occasion), loves to work outside in the garden, and routinely helps me with physical DIY home projects such as building a workbench. I'm sorry you chose poorly OP.
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"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: There is never enough of anything to satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics." -- Thomas Sowell
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Ya'll chose poorly. My girl is the Admiral of Domestic Affairs and keeps the house in tip top shape. Occasionally I'l wonder where she is and will look outside to see the girl pushing a drop spreader with fertilizer or bug killer. She also maintains the pool. Life is good.
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My wife, who is very pretty,
Lifts weights (actual iron not pussy machines) And is quite capable of good, strong work. I’m quite fortunate |
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Originally Posted By Lungbuster: When I have a project, I have a project. When my wife has a project, we have a project. View Quote So true. Although, my wife never grew up with a yard so she loves to do yardwork and does the mowing and weed eating. She loves it. I tend the garden because she could kill a cactus. |
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Why is the sky blue?
What makes the green grass grow? |
Originally Posted By Lungbuster: When I have a project, I have a project. When my wife has a project, we have a project. View Quote Ain't that the truth! My wife is actually the opposite when it comes to physical things. She doesn't want to be seen as helpless so she overdoes activities and pays for it later. |
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Originally Posted By Kingstrider: Ya'll chose poorly. My girl is the Admiral of Domestic Affairs and keeps the house in tip top shape. Occasionally I'l wonder where she is and will look outside to see the girl pushing a drop spreader with fertilizer or bug killer. She also maintains the pool. Life is good. View Quote Make sure she doesn't leave random bags of pool shock in your shed, or anyplace else near tools, reloading equipment, or anything else that can rust. |
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z - Deplorable Neanderthal
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My wife is nice and sturdy. She just finished some gardening and landscaping and we’re getting ready to lift after dinner. She broke her back in January and had a hard time waiting the 6 to 8 weeks it took to heal.
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