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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:07:18 PM EDT
DeSantis Kicked Out Of Republican Party For Accomplishing Too Many Things

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TALLAHASSEE, FL — The political landscape was rocked to its core today, with reverberations sure to be felt for several years, as Governor Ron DeSantis was kicked out of the Republican Party for accomplishing too many things.
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"We don't know what his deal is," said one Republican insider. "Everyone can plainly see that one of the most fundamental tenets of the Republican Party is the stubborn refusal to accomplish anything of note. Governor DeSantis continues to flagrantly disregard this core value by actually doing things. It's just totally unacceptable and unbecoming of anyone claiming to be a Republican."
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As other members of the party at the state and federal levels doggedly adhere to the directive to maintain the status quo while making fiery, sternly-worded speeches, DeSantis has veered from the party line to accomplish things that actually improve the lives of his constituents, fight against radical woke ideology, and advance the cause of traditional American values. "We went over it with him time and time again," the GOP source said. "He wouldn't stop doing things. We can't work with a guy like that."
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Moar!

Link Posted: 3/28/2024 11:08:20 PM EDT
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Satire, we know. But seriously.

The Trumpers made fun of his boots.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 11:09:54 PM EDT
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Is this not trolling?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 11:09:56 PM EDT
[#3]
I guess quitting is an accomplishment.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 11:12:44 PM EDT
[#4]
"Notice and move on" is such a common tactic because clicks and grifting work much better when you can keep going back to the same topic. If you just solve the problem as soon as attention is drawn to it the attention economy suffers, because they keep having to find something else controversial to focus on.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 11:13:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FGracing:
Is this not trolling?
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People post Babylon bee articles all the time. I hate the bee, but it's not trolling just because I don't like it.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 11:15:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By eesmith:
"Notice and move on" is such a common tactic because clicks and grifting work much better when you can keep going back to the same topic. If you just solve the problem as soon as attention is drawn to it the attention economy suffers, because they keep having to find something else controversial to focus on.
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Nailed it.

If we nominated a guy that got shit done, the outrage industry would be out of business, and they can’t have that.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 11:16:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Low_Country:
Satire, we know. But seriously.

The Trumpers made fun of his boots.
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They also call us Communist for supporting him.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 11:16:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FGracing:
Is this not trolling?
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Jesus fucking Christ…

And we make fun of the left for their “safe spaces.”
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 12:00:54 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Low_Country:
Satire, we know. But seriously.

The Trumpers made fun of his boots.
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I'm no Trumper but, they were silly.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 12:11:36 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By JustinU235:

They also call us Communist for supporting him.
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Then turn around and make threads like "should Trump declare martial law?"

Link Posted: 3/29/2024 12:23:55 AM EDT
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After he’s finished being gov, the best place he could go is the leader of the GOP.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 12:26:50 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Low_Country:
Satire, we know. But seriously.

The Trumpers made fun of his boots.
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Were they high heeled?
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 12:27:49 AM EDT
[#13]
April 1 isn't here yet
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 12:29:05 AM EDT
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Lol, already full to the gills with N_T usual suspects who’ve never even lived in FL

All Ron does is clickbait stuff. He’s a good enough governor but he was never going to be president, let himself get used by nevertrumpers, and never would have been governor at all if not for Trump.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 12:32:55 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By FGracing:
Is this not trolling?
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Only if you guzzle that Trump nut.  Otherwise it's just satire.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 12:35:10 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By G3k:
Lol, already full to the gills with N_T usual suspects who’ve never even lived in FL

All Ron does is clickbait stuff. He’s a good enough governor but he was never going to be president, let himself get used by nevertrumpers, and never would have been governor at all if not for Trump.
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Link Posted: 3/29/2024 12:35:11 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By FGracing:
Is this not trolling?
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Link Posted: 3/29/2024 12:40:26 AM EDT
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Dunno after hearing about him being a total fucking slob while eating then being a turd terrorist in a private plane... fuck meatball.

That is some next level antifa/democrat mental illness shit.

WHO in the fuck sprays liquid shit all over a private jet bathroom and goes on like nothing happened.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 12:40:42 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Low_Country:
Satire, we know. But seriously.

The Trumpers made fun of his boots.
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Something something high heels or something.

Voters really are retsrded and what not.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 12:46:20 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman:


Nailed it.

If we nominated a guy that got shit done, the outrage industry would be out of business, and they can't have that.
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Spot on assessment.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 1:03:44 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By odiedodi:
People post Babylon bee articles all the time. I hate the bee, but it's not trolling just because I don't like it.
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Originally Posted By odiedodi:
Originally Posted By FGracing:
Is this not trolling?
People post Babylon bee articles all the time. I hate the bee, but it's not trolling just because I don't like it.

Who is the actual fuck can possibly hate the Babylon Bee???

Only people that I know who hate the Bee are hardcore Leftists.  (Since the Bee skewers Leftist ideas and people, hilariously)

As for the article in the OP, the Bee is once again, mostly just early in their reporting.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 1:08:06 AM EDT
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Agitating and trolling with fake news totally makes voters want to vote for DeSantis in 2028. This is how you win over 90% of the GOP.

Those with TDS will wonder why DeSantis gets stomped by VR come 2028. As I've said many times these people are literally the dumbest people in the room when it comes to politics.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 1:14:26 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Low_Country:
Satire, we know. But seriously.

The Trumpers made fun of his boots.
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It wasn't the boots, it was the perceived insecurity.

I like the guy, and I think he's generally doing Florida well, but Little Man Syndrome is always cringey.

For a guy doing good work in making people face up to the facts of their natural born biology, he appeared to be struggling a bit with his own.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 1:22:21 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Low_Country:
Satire, we know. But seriously.

The Trumpers made fun of his boots.
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Honestly if he were just a few inches taller he would have been a shoe in for prez. All the good he could have done for America
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 1:23:12 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Low_Country:
Satire, we know. But seriously.

The Trumpers made fun of his boots.
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Be honest - have you ever made fun of Trump's hair?
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 1:27:20 AM EDT
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Lol I was not sure if this was real or not
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 1:28:45 AM EDT
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Well, entire platform of Republicans from 2008 until now has been "Well, we did our best, we'll get 'em next time! Give us more money!"
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 2:39:57 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By FGracing:
Is this not trolling?
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Ironic because only "Communists" want to censor the "Babylon Bee"  

Bigger_Hammer

Link Posted: 3/29/2024 2:44:07 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By odiedodi:
People post Babylon bee articles all the time. I hate the bee, but it's not trolling just because I don't like it.
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Link Posted: 3/29/2024 2:48:16 AM EDT
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What a fucking RINO that guy is. He thinks getting shit done and not talking out his ass is what it means to be a real Republican. What an asshole with funny shoes.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 2:48:46 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By FGracing:
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Damn. Harden up dude.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 2:51:27 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman:


Jesus fucking Christ…

And we make fun of the left for their “safe spaces.”
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Link Posted: 3/29/2024 3:07:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/29/2024 3:08:51 AM EDT
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Damn Op, you got the band back together for a farewell tour. good job.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 5:53:08 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By StanGram:
Be honest - have you ever made fun of Trump's hair?
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Originally Posted By StanGram:
Originally Posted By Low_Country:
Satire, we know. But seriously.

The Trumpers made fun of his boots.
Be honest - have you ever made fun of Trump's hair?



Him being honest? Now that is a funny post.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 5:56:18 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Pallas:
After he’s finished being gov, the best place he could go is the leader of the GOP.
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You'd have to replace the overwhelming majority of zeroes in the party for him to get anything done.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 6:31:40 AM EDT
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That's an accomplishment.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 6:37:49 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By FGracing:
Is this not trolling?
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Not until the Trump fans show up and start calling people “commies” for being pro-2A advocates.  THEN it’s trolling.  
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 7:35:29 AM EDT
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When Umberto finishes up his triple dong gangbang, he's gonna be all over this.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 7:38:16 AM EDT
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Every thread here is a troll thread.  We all know that no matter the topic, it will cause mental anguish.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 7:48:28 AM EDT
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at the amount of panties that are in a wad
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 7:51:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/29/2024 7:52:31 AM EDT
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He seems to get shit done in FL but I bet his presidential advisory team (or whatever they’re called) secretly cared about wanting Trump to lose than Ron to win.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 7:55:38 AM EDT
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First Buttigieg extending his parental leave and now this?

Doooommmmm!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 7:55:46 AM EDT
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Are you okay?
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 7:58:53 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman:


Jesus fucking Christ…

And we make fun of the left for their “safe spaces.”
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Originally Posted By BuckeyeRifleman:
Originally Posted By FGracing:
Is this not trolling?


Jesus fucking Christ…

And we make fun of the left for their “safe spaces.”

I think its commentary about other threads getting locked for that exact message.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 7:59:05 AM EDT
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Some days I think we deserve exactly what we're getting.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 7:59:11 AM EDT
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Yes it is.
Link Posted: 3/29/2024 8:00:21 AM EDT
[#50]
If you think an orange, blue or red talking head is gonna save you, you have not been paying attention.
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