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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:48:07 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TheLookingGlass:
The way their body works is each head has motor control over half of the body, so the right head controls the right side, and left head controls the left.  In the same way, each head has half control of sensory organs, meaning  the right head can only feel touch with the right hand. The right head can not feel touch with the left hand or any part of the left side of the body. Likewise, the left head can not feel and sensory stimuli of the right side of the body. Their motor control and sense of touch is basically split down the middle between them. When they walk each head must control each leg individually.
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Guaran-fucking-tee you one of them gives a significantly better hand job than the other. That said, assuming both hands get involved, things probably get interesting. Teamwork makes the dream work, I guess
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:48:48 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RayFromJersey:
The other girl is gonna get married too, and he's gonna have to share that pussy with him
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With any luck, the sister will be a lesbian.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:01:33 PM EDT
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What will happen when she (they) get pregnant?

Which one is the mom?  Both?  Only one mother can be on the birth certificate.



Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:03:08 PM EDT
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That’s a horrible pic in the link.Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:03:17 PM EDT
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Ok Abby is 34 but it doesn’t mention how old her sister is. Derp.

I see how life could be hard for them if it’s all they’ve ever known it shouldn’t be weird until sis gets a man. Shared sleeping arrangements?







Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:05:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By paul463:

Righty righty, lefty loosely?
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If one of the heads has false teeth, it might be a feature.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:09:11 PM EDT
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If they have a shared circulatory system if one is scared or nervous the other can sense it, I assume if one is sexually aroused the other girl is too. I imagine both can feel orgasm together.
I wouldn't doubt if they share intimacy together ie, both girls are involved with sex  both hands and both girls vocalizing pleasure.
Everything except kissing the other girl, perhaps?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:09:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By wildearp:


Front door.  Back door.
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Originally Posted By wildearp:
Originally Posted By APPARITION:
It'd make more sense if he married both of them.

Does he sit in the corner when the other head's boyfriend comes over for his turn?


Front door.  Back door.

Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:11:19 PM EDT
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I assume they'd be ambidextrous since they both control an arm.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:11:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Red-Bucket-98:
What will happen when she (they) get pregnant?

Which one is the mom?  Both?  Only one mother can be on the birth certificate.



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And what if the kids are also twins? Or conjoined even? I mean I thought the chance was hereditary?

The custody disputes could be crazy.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:12:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:13:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 19ontheslide:
And what happens when Brittany finds the love of HER life? She has just as much right to be happy as Abby. Are the two guys going to be cool with everything?
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"Britany?  No you didn't! "

About the 1:05 mark.

IDIOCRACY Opening Scene (2006) Mike Judge
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:14:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SiVisPacem:
I just want to know what is a "former Army veteran?" Former implies that he's no longer an Army veteran.
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87% chance he’s a member here.
Well maybe 13%
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:17:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Morgan321:
Good for them.  

I have so many questions about... real estate....  and logistics.  

ETA:

Do they both get a normal teacher's paycheck?  
Genuinely curious - they are two different people but can't do the work of two people.  
Whatever, I'm just glad they are living what seems to be as normal a life as possible and aren't FSA.  Lots of people could learn from them.
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Originally Posted By Morgan321:
Good for them.  

I have so many questions about... real estate....  and logistics.  

ETA:
The twins are now both fifth grade teachers, according to TODAY.

Do they both get a normal teacher's paycheck?  
Genuinely curious - they are two different people but can't do the work of two people.  
Whatever, I'm just glad they are living what seems to be as normal a life as possible and aren't FSA.  Lots of people could learn from them.

Not like they can teach different grades at the same time.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:17:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Real_PhillBert:


That's my question too.

This whole thing has got to be weird as fuck for the dude.
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Originally Posted By Real_PhillBert:
Originally Posted By StanGram:
Wait, so only one of them got married? Is the other one going to marry someone else...?


That's my question too.

This whole thing has got to be weird as fuck for the dude.

Or it’s his fetish…
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:18:39 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TheLookingGlass:
Had an interesting thought. What happens if one commits murder, do they both get charged? Both sentenced to jail?

What if one of them dies before the other?  How does that work?
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When one conjoined twin dies, let's just say it's not good for the other.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:18:48 PM EDT
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Not the way I had envisioned that working...
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:20:44 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JustDaniel:

Not the dupe police, I just read threads. Perhaps a mod should try it sometime
Your snark level is a solid
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Originally Posted By JustDaniel:
Originally Posted By kpel308:

In what way could he have searched that title?

Your Dupe Police credentials are hereby revoked.

Not the dupe police, I just read threads. Perhaps a mod should try it sometime
Your snark level is a solid

The mods are not in the dupe police threads. They are in the anti-police threads.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:24:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SiVisPacem:
I just want to know what is a "former Army veteran?" Former implies that he's no longer an Army veteran.
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That was the biggest question you came away with?

Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:27:28 PM EDT
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They won't admit it, I'm sure both participte in intimacy. They kind of have to I don't think it would work well if one just laid there like a dead fish. I sure they have an agreement
About sex participation.


Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:38:29 PM EDT
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I saw a pic of him kissing the one and the other was just kinda hanging out, six inches away.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:46:29 PM EDT
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This would all be easier if they were Mormon.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:47:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JeepersCreepers:


I bet that neckjob slaps 🤤

https://usamagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/image-25.png
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Pearl necklace gonna take 3 nuts.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:55:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Dagger41:
There is so much to unpack here.
Like what happens if he rams his dick in to the wrong mouth ?
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I was thinking that if he angled it correctly, he could get his dong and balls licked/sucked at the same time.

Also if he rams it into their ass do they both squel?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:58:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By deanwormer:


Pearl necklace gonna take 3 nuts.
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Originally Posted By deanwormer:
Originally Posted By JeepersCreepers:


I bet that neckjob slaps 🤤

https://usamagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/image-25.png


Pearl necklace gonna take 3 nuts.


That reminds me of another question I had. Do they have an agreement vis-á-vis facials? Is he allowed to paint both of them or would that be like a whole big thing?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 3:59:56 PM EDT
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I always figured if they got married it would be a package deal that both of them agreed with.  Odd that it seems just one got married with the way things have to happen.


I did wonder that when they wanted to do things 'alone', would it technically count as incest?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:02:53 PM EDT
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Problem solved by meeting this fine businessman. No sister left behind!
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:06:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By mr_o:


I was thinking that if he angled it correctly, he could get his dong and balls licked/sucked at the same time.

Also if he rams it into their ass do they both squel?
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One says don't, the other says stop.

So that would be counted as a win.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:09:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By p3590:
https://i.imgur.com/pXuZLUS.jpg
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That's not as bad as conjoined twins Ronnie and Donnie. One was gay, one was not, and they only had one asshole.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:09:42 PM EDT
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When I was a kid in the 1970s there was an RPG called Gamma World, had a creature called an Orlen,
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:10:07 PM EDT
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So he's no longer an army veteran?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:23:57 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By tifosi:
With any luck, the sister will be a lesbian.
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Originally Posted By tifosi:
Originally Posted By RayFromJersey:
The other girl is gonna get married too, and he's gonna have to share that pussy with him
With any luck, the sister will be a lesbian.



Nice
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:35:26 PM EDT
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Is she (they?) ran a train, would that be a doubleheader?

Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:37:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:38:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Not going to lie, that is a very bizarre situation.
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Hope the best for them as they were born into their situation but VERY bizarre indeed!
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:44:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By talontsi_95:
NSFW 2 minute skit on conjoined twins.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2gAc4aNKwU/?igsh=MTBuczl6Z3ExN21mZQ%3D%3D
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omg
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:47:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Harmonic_Distortion:
What if the guy bangs his wife that he married but the other twin claims the kid is hers?
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have to go on the Maury Povich show. You are not the mother!
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:50:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By glklvr:


omg
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I hope you watched till the end. It’s hilarious.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:53:25 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By talontsi_95:


I hope you watched till the end. It’s hilarious.
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Originally Posted By talontsi_95:
Originally Posted By glklvr:


omg


I hope you watched till the end. It’s hilarious.

Yes, it is and so wrong/disturbing
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:54:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By APPARITION:

Yes, it is and so wrong/disturbing
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Whats even more disturbing is that was the first thing that popped into my head after reading the OP.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:58:39 PM EDT
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GOOD FOR THEM!

People bitch about how hard their lives are and these two sisters MADE a good life for themselves despite being given one Hell of a challenge and defying all the odds of even surviving childhood.

Next time you are fretting over paint swirls in your car’s finish, maybe you can draw the strength to keep living from them.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 4:59:22 PM EDT
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Just wait until the babies start arriving.
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Originally Posted By ENGCPT:
So he's no longer an army veteran?
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He used to be an army veteran. He still is, but he used to be, too.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 5:02:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 1911fan:
What if only one sister does oral?  Anal?
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Then ATM is still in play.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 5:07:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HandtoHandWombat:


That reminds me of another question I had. Do they have an agreement vis-á-vis facials? Is he allowed to paint both of them or would that be like a whole big thing?
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My aim is bad enough I know I’d nail the wrong person at least once.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 5:11:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HandtoHandWombat:


That reminds me of another question I had. Do they have an agreement vis-á-vis facials? Is he allowed to paint both of them or would that be like a whole big thing?
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"Here ya go, Sis....Slip this on.........Shit's about to get crazy tonight."
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 5:24:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Homernomer:

The mods are not in the dupe police threads. They are in the anti-police threads.
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Originally Posted By Homernomer:
Originally Posted By JustDaniel:
Originally Posted By kpel308:

In what way could he have searched that title?

Your Dupe Police credentials are hereby revoked.

Not the dupe police, I just read threads. Perhaps a mod should try it sometime
Your snark level is a solid

The mods are not in the dupe police threads. They are in the anti-police threads.

Link Posted: 3/28/2024 5:51:53 PM EDT
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As mentioned in the other thread, Chang and Eng, the original "Siamese twins", both married, and had 21 children:

In 1839, after a decade of financial success, the twins quit touring and settled near Mount Airy, North Carolina. They became American citizens, bought slaves, married local sisters, and fathered 21 children, several of whom accompanied them when they resumed touring. Chang and Eng's respective families lived in separate houses, where the twins took alternating three-day stays. After the Civil War, they lost part of their wealth and their slaves. Eng died hours after Chang at the age of 62. An autopsy revealed that their livers were fused in the ligament connecting their sternums.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chang_and_Eng_Bunker
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 5:53:39 PM EDT
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If you had the opportunity, you would have to hit it….that’s a once in a lifetime event, even if you kept the details private…
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 6:01:46 PM EDT
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There is a drawing at the link that answers some of the questions for me anyway.  Two girls, one vag.
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