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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 12:48:47 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm a couple years older than them and wanted to bang them ever since their TLC show was on.  

After being married, having your sister in law involved in every single argument would not be worth it.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 12:50:10 PM EDT
[#2]
It’s a threesome… every time.. niccccccce
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 12:51:12 PM EDT
[#3]
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Originally Posted By NotATF:
It’s a threesome… every time.. niccccccce
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 12:53:08 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 12:56:42 PM EDT
[#5]
As long as the (3) of 'em are good with it...
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 12:56:46 PM EDT
[#6]
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Originally Posted By NotAFudd:
So are they flexible enough to get the balls and the shaft at the same time?
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Give this guy 100 Internet points
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 12:58:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RayFromJersey:
There's an endless amount of questions running through my head right now.

Now I'm laughing at my own thoughts.


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I know, I wish I didn't click on this thread
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:00:41 PM EDT
[#8]
I think I need to just get outside for a while.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:06:28 PM EDT
[#9]
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IBTL...
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:08:11 PM EDT
[#10]
What if the guy bangs his wife that he married but the other twin claims the kid is hers?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:08:47 PM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:09:25 PM EDT
[#12]
She deserves happiness, too. I hope it works out for all involved.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:11:04 PM EDT
[#13]
You cheated on me with my sister?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:13:10 PM EDT
[#14]
I hope they have a happy marriage and get the kids they want.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:15:03 PM EDT
[#15]
Good grief, my SiL is a pain in the ass, can't imaging having to hear her criticize my bedroom performance.  

However, I am shocked there are no "Marines" jokes.

And good for them, hope it means happiness for all of them.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:15:49 PM EDT
[#16]
So many questions on this one


Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:18:44 PM EDT
[#17]
Good for them. I cant imagine what life must be like in their situation.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:19:09 PM EDT
[#18]
Do they share a vergina?

I'm not sure how all this works..
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:19:13 PM EDT
[#19]
Someone in GD must have the Pronhub documentary bookmarked.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:21:55 PM EDT
[#20]
Also want to point out this poor bastard is going to start to death.

No freaking way would they be able to agree on dinner.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:23:38 PM EDT
[#21]
My understanding is that conversations between spouses are legally privileged.  How does that apply to the sister overhearing everything?

Does an employer have to pay them both minimum wage?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:24:44 PM EDT
[#22]
I bet that guy has some really fucked up porn in his collection.

I wonder if they put a bag over the other one’s head while they’re screwing.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:24:56 PM EDT
[#23]
What if one is a liberal and the other a conservative?

What if one wants a sex change and starts taking hormones,
transitioning and changes her name to Sam?  That would
be a hoot to have on Jerry Springer.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:34:07 PM EDT
[#24]
Double BJ
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:45:33 PM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:45:49 PM EDT
[#26]
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Originally Posted By Goosemaster:
The dude gets a three way ever night.
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Yeah, with only half the effort.  Blowjerbs last twice as long.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:48:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Not going to lie, that is a very bizarre situation.
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That's the no-shitter of the week...
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:49:51 PM EDT
[#28]
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Originally Posted By TheWhiteHorse:
I sincerely wish them a happy life…
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Agreed
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:50:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: n20junkie] [#29]
So when one gives a blowie, the other just gets her face beaten off a thigh?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:52:19 PM EDT
[#30]
Many Many Many years ago when I was in Junior High I was working at our fishing business and conjoined (back then called Siamese) twins came in our office to go fishing.  After the boat left, I asked my Uncle, who was selling the tickets, if he charged them for one fishing or two.  He told me to shut the hell up, so if these newlyweds show up today I don't know what to do.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:53:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:55:48 PM EDT
[#32]
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Originally Posted By n20junkie:
So when one gives a blowie, the other just gets her face beaten off a thigh?
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If she's sneaky and quiet about it she could probably do a bit of taint tonguing without her sister noticing. Might improve her haul at Christmas from her brother-in-law.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 1:57:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: BillofRights] [#33]
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Originally Posted By SiVisPacem:
I just want to know what is a "former Army veteran?" Former implies that he's no longer an Army veteran.
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The Army disowned him.  
 
“ Marine recruiting office is That Way, Brah..———>.    “.  


Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:02:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ZuoZongtang:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/562792/IMG_8613_jpeg-3171794.JPG


Would make the ultimate Halloween costume or Circus sideshow.   Man that would
freak people out.
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They could pull off a very convincing Zaphod Beeblebrox impersonation.

Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:06:58 PM EDT
[#35]
How did she keep it a secret from her twin, though?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:08:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By byron2112:
Do they share a vergina?

I'm not sure how all this works..
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Yes. There is a diagram in the story.

So he is literally having sex with both of them at the same time? Do they both feel the same pleasure?

Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:08:51 PM EDT
[#37]
I guess they do 696 instead of 69
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:12:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: BillofRights] [#38]
Quick question, never say the show.   How is the “extra” head attached?    Do they each have parallel spines, or is one head somehow grafted into the spine around the neck area?    

Is one head primary, and one alternate, or are they both primary and equal?    (Physiologically speaking)

- the above pic somewhat answers the questions, but where do the spines join?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:18:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:20:25 PM EDT
[#40]
1,2/3,4
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:28:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:30:13 PM EDT
[#42]
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Originally Posted By Tweek218:


Yes. There is a diagram in the story.

So he is literally having sex with both of them at the same time? Do they both feel the same pleasure?

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/181987/IMG_4189_jpeg-3171900.JPG
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Originally Posted By Tweek218:
Originally Posted By byron2112:
Do they share a vergina?

I'm not sure how all this works..


Yes. There is a diagram in the story.

So he is literally having sex with both of them at the same time? Do they both feel the same pleasure?

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/181987/IMG_4189_jpeg-3171900.JPG


If I were dude, I'd be working really hard for a "simultaneous double orgasm."

Maybe that's how it works all the time?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:33:46 PM EDT
[#43]
It'd make more sense if he married both of them.

Does he sit in the corner when the other head's boyfriend comes over for his turn?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:34:54 PM EDT
[#44]
Does he make out with the other sister too?  Does she blow him or work his junk too?
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:38:02 PM EDT
[#45]
Rule 34 requires......................
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:38:43 PM EDT
[#46]
The other girl is gonna get married too, and he's gonna have to share that pussy with him
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:41:02 PM EDT
[#47]
Mind boggling as hell…I wish them a good life.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:42:29 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By APPARITION:
It'd make more sense if he married both of them.

Does he sit in the corner when the other head's boyfriend comes over for his turn?
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Front door.  Back door.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:45:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: cdholmes] [#49]
This thread has so many good posts.  Too many to quote.
Link Posted: 3/28/2024 2:46:58 PM EDT
[#50]
And what happens when Brittany finds the love of HER life? She has just as much right to be happy as Abby. Are the two guys going to be cool with everything?
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