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[#1]
I'm a couple years older than them and wanted to bang them ever since their TLC show was on.
After being married, having your sister in law involved in every single argument would not be worth it. |
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[#2]
It’s a threesome… every time.. niccccccce
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Just a fellow gun enthusiast.
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[#4]
Do they ever shut the fuck up?
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"I miss the days of being able to shoot all commies" G.B.
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[#5]
As long as the (3) of 'em are good with it...
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The threat is real...
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[#7]
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Pain is inexhaustible. It's only people who get exhausted.
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[#8]
I think I need to just get outside for a while.
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Originally Posted By JustDaniel: https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Seriously-how-is-this-going-to-work-/5-2715820/ View Quote IBTL... |
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The threat is real...
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[#10]
What if the guy bangs his wife that he married but the other twin claims the kid is hers?
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Charter Member, Knights of Wonder
Norcal LEO callsign: Hold Fast Team Randstad |
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[#12]
She deserves happiness, too. I hope it works out for all involved.
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[#13]
You cheated on me with my sister?
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[#14]
I hope they have a happy marriage and get the kids they want.
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[#15]
Good grief, my SiL is a pain in the ass, can't imaging having to hear her criticize my bedroom performance.
However, I am shocked there are no "Marines" jokes. And good for them, hope it means happiness for all of them. |
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[#16]
So many questions on this one
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[#17]
Good for them. I cant imagine what life must be like in their situation.
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[#18]
Do they share a vergina?
I'm not sure how all this works.. |
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[#19]
Someone in GD must have the Pronhub documentary bookmarked.
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" I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power, than by violent and sudden usurpations." James Madison
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[#20]
Also want to point out this poor bastard is going to start to death.
No freaking way would they be able to agree on dinner. |
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[#21]
My understanding is that conversations between spouses are legally privileged. How does that apply to the sister overhearing everything?
Does an employer have to pay them both minimum wage? |
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[#22]
I bet that guy has some really fucked up porn in his collection.
I wonder if they put a bag over the other one’s head while they’re screwing. |
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[#23]
What if one is a liberal and the other a conservative?
What if one wants a sex change and starts taking hormones, transitioning and changes her name to Sam? That would be a hoot to have on Jerry Springer. |
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[#24]
Double BJ
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“The essence of tyranny is not iron law, it is capricious law.”
Christopher Hitchens |
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Preferred pronoun: MARINE
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Another old guy
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Have another hit of sweet California sunshine
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[Last Edit: n20junkie]
[#29]
So when one gives a blowie, the other just gets her face beaten off a thigh?
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[#30]
Many Many Many years ago when I was in Junior High I was working at our fishing business and conjoined (back then called Siamese) twins came in our office to go fishing. After the boat left, I asked my Uncle, who was selling the tickets, if he charged them for one fishing or two. He told me to shut the hell up, so if these newlyweds show up today I don't know what to do.
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[#31]
Oh, fuck no. Nope.
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American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Any opinions expressed are my own and do not reflect upon any agency or organization with which I may be employed or affiliated. |
[#32]
Originally Posted By n20junkie: So when one gives a blowie, the other just gets her face beaten off a thigh? View Quote If she's sneaky and quiet about it she could probably do a bit of taint tonguing without her sister noticing. Might improve her haul at Christmas from her brother-in-law. |
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[Last Edit: BillofRights]
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GD- "It's kind of like wading through through slimy lake bed with your feet to find clams below the surface".
- gtfoxy |
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Originally Posted By ZuoZongtang: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/562792/IMG_8613_jpeg-3171794.JPG Would make the ultimate Halloween costume or Circus sideshow. Man that would freak people out. View Quote |
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USN Retired: APR 1988 - MAY 2008
"My center is giving way, my right is falling back, situation excellent, I attack." —Ferdinand Foch |
[#35]
How did she keep it a secret from her twin, though?
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[#36]
Originally Posted By byron2112: Do they share a vergina? I'm not sure how all this works.. View Quote Yes. There is a diagram in the story. So he is literally having sex with both of them at the same time? Do they both feel the same pleasure? Attached File |
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[#37]
I guess they do 696 instead of 69
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[Last Edit: BillofRights]
[#38]
Quick question, never say the show. How is the “extra” head attached? Do they each have parallel spines, or is one head somehow grafted into the spine around the neck area?
Is one head primary, and one alternate, or are they both primary and equal? (Physiologically speaking) - the above pic somewhat answers the questions, but where do the spines join? |
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GD- "It's kind of like wading through through slimy lake bed with your feet to find clams below the surface".
- gtfoxy |
[#39]
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"Some people have issues. Sounds like he signed up for an entire subscription." ~Brohawk
Proud member of Team Ranstad. Arfcom St Jude Mafia 3 years Arfcom callsign: trenchfoot |
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1,2/3,4
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[#41]
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"Damn Yankee "
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[#42]
Originally Posted By Tweek218: Yes. There is a diagram in the story. So he is literally having sex with both of them at the same time? Do they both feel the same pleasure? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/181987/IMG_4189_jpeg-3171900.JPG View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Tweek218: Originally Posted By byron2112: Do they share a vergina? I'm not sure how all this works.. Yes. There is a diagram in the story. So he is literally having sex with both of them at the same time? Do they both feel the same pleasure? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/181987/IMG_4189_jpeg-3171900.JPG If I were dude, I'd be working really hard for a "simultaneous double orgasm." Maybe that's how it works all the time? |
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President's 100 - Distinguished Rifleman - NRA/CMP High Master: XTC. NRA High Master: Mid-, Long Range.
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[#43]
It'd make more sense if he married both of them.
Does he sit in the corner when the other head's boyfriend comes over for his turn? |
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[#44]
Does he make out with the other sister too? Does she blow him or work his junk too?
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[#45]
Rule 34 requires......................
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Preferred pronoun: MARINE
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[#46]
The other girl is gonna get married too, and he's gonna have to share that pussy with him
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[#47]
Mind boggling as hell…I wish them a good life.
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Preferred pronoun: MARINE
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[Last Edit: cdholmes]
[#49]
This thread has so many good posts. Too many to quote.
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[#50]
And what happens when Brittany finds the love of HER life? She has just as much right to be happy as Abby. Are the two guys going to be cool with everything?
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