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Posted: 4/17/2024 7:57:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:03:30 PM EDT
[#1]
"You put it in the wrong leg, asshole!"
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:03:31 PM EDT
[#2]
BROWNELLED!
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:04:06 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:05:57 PM EDT
[#4]
Five iron, huh? You're fired. Bye-bye.
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:06:06 PM EDT
[#5]
"I'm sorry ma'am, his head was just too far up his ass.  It's a common condition with liberals. Try marrying a biological male conservative next time."
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:07:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: FireMissionDivision] [#6]
When you believe a first page GD answer to "What is this thing for?"
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:12:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Need4Guns] [#7]
Well whatever that rod was supposed to fix is probably wrecked now.
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:20:09 PM EDT
[#8]
And the forceps are still standing!!
Thank you
Thank you
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:29:37 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:32:46 PM EDT
[#10]
Congratulations you are old…. Laugh if you want but you are NEXT..,
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:41:30 PM EDT
[#11]

"practicing medicine"
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:42:46 PM EDT
[#12]
“OUT WITH THE DEMONS!!!!!”
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:44:45 PM EDT
[#13]
"It's really more of an art than a science."
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:48:02 PM EDT
[#14]
Lord. I am so tired. How long can this go on?
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:50:57 PM EDT
[#15]
people don't think orthopedic surgery be like it is

but it do
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:52:14 PM EDT
[#16]
Swing away Merrill.
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:53:08 PM EDT
[#17]
Gonna have to look up the code for that one
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:54:41 PM EDT
[#18]
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Swing away, Merrill.
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:55:03 PM EDT
[#19]
"That's the last time I use JB weld for a leg fixture"
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:55:20 PM EDT
[#20]
What do you call the kid who couldn't build a bird house in highschool?
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 8:56:58 PM EDT
[#21]
Installing the bolt catch roll pin after a few drinky poos.
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 9:03:39 PM EDT
[#22]
Our future is DEI.
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 9:06:11 PM EDT
[#23]
TRUST...THE...SCIENCE!
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 9:31:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Spleenless-Dave] [#24]
When a surgery goes awry
you must beat it
hope the patient does not die
soundly beat it
You can remove it if you try
c'mon and beat it
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 9:43:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: dropdbombnow] [#25]
" OUT "

the opposite of

" IN "
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 9:46:23 PM EDT
[#26]
"I said BLUE loctite!"
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 9:49:05 PM EDT
[#27]
THIS...IS...NOT...A...DILDO...DUMB-ASS!
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 9:53:32 PM EDT
[#28]
You hit like a girl!
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 9:54:48 PM EDT
[#29]
"His insurance company called, they said they're not covering it"
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 9:56:46 PM EDT
[#30]
“Before getting his medical degree, Jim was the best dent guy at the body shop”
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 9:57:10 PM EDT
[#31]
Getting one in a couple weeks. Don't even wanna see this shit.  
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 10:00:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: chaas67] [#32]
Jesus, that sent a chill up my spine just watching that.  😯
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 10:01:05 PM EDT
[#33]
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Originally Posted By noob5000000:
"His insurance company called, they said they're not covering it"
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Link Posted: 4/17/2024 10:02:34 PM EDT
[#34]
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough...
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 10:02:37 PM EDT
[#35]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Originally Posted By noob5000000:
"His insurance company called, they said they're not covering it"
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Link Posted: 4/17/2024 10:20:12 PM EDT
[#36]
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Originally Posted By HangfiresGhost:
Getting one in a couple weeks. Don't even wanna see this shit.  
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What is that???  Not sure I want one….
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 10:21:27 PM EDT
[#37]
Fucker that tried to block that kick...
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 10:26:17 PM EDT
[#38]
"This is how I rang the bell with that big hammer at the county fair."
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 10:44:45 PM EDT
[#39]
"Exhibit A".
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 10:46:20 PM EDT
[#40]
Obamacare
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 10:50:44 PM EDT
[#41]
Damn it! Daaamn it! (huff n puff) fuckin come out you BASTARD!  Damn it!
I’m tired of this shit!  Damn it! Uh you sonifabitch!  

Somebody spell me…..
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 11:39:33 PM EDT
[#42]
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Originally Posted By gearsmithy:
"I said BLUE loctite!"
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Link Posted: 4/17/2024 11:44:18 PM EDT
[#43]
Podiatry 101: Hammer Toe
Link Posted: 4/17/2024 11:46:11 PM EDT
[#44]
Maybe try the torch? It can't be stuck if it's liquid.
Link Posted: 4/18/2024 1:08:57 AM EDT
[#45]
Dr Ubangme is a highly regarded orthopedic surgeon, in his home country, of Djibouti
Link Posted: 4/18/2024 6:56:11 AM EDT
[#46]
"Which loctite did you use, again?"
Link Posted: 4/18/2024 7:10:34 AM EDT
[#47]
“You’re killing me Smalls”
Link Posted: 4/18/2024 7:13:12 AM EDT
[#48]
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Originally Posted By 15jonshoot:
Our future is DEI.
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WINNER!!!

8654
Link Posted: 4/18/2024 7:46:34 AM EDT
[#49]
"Sorry, billing messed up it was actually medi-CAID not medi-CARE."
Link Posted: 4/18/2024 8:49:11 AM EDT
[#50]
Forever care, now available at the VA.
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