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AR, USA
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Posted: 5/11/2024 2:56:31 PM EDT
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Moving to a neighborhood where there are existing rules about parking boats in the open then getting shitty when you can't park your boat in the open is exactly the same as moving to the country and getting shitty about noise from people shooting or the smell from the farm down the road.
It was like that when you moved there. Go somewhere else if you don't like it. Or throw a tantrum and piss of the neighbors. |
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Posted: 5/11/2024 3:03:03 PM EDT
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Excellent
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Posted: 5/11/2024 3:04:07 PM EDT
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Maybe I'm too Southern and Country, but doesn't parking your boat or RV where people can see it become a sign of wealth?
Seems it would bring up the property value when other people can see what toys the neighborhood has. |
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Posted: 5/11/2024 3:48:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Palm: Yes, 1. It detracts from the neighborhood because the available parking is being consumed for storage purpose. 2. It also attracts criminal elements that steal shit from the boat to the neighborhood. 3. It is an attractive nuisance where children can hurt themselves. 4. It reduces the desirability of the neighborhood; thereby reducing the property values. I will repeat again, if you don't like it, don't live there. People actually buy homes is such neighborhoods because that is what they like. I personally own a travel trailer and I store it at a storage lot. It is actually better because I pay for covered parking and no one fucks with it there. Oh, by the way, we don’t have keggers in our neighborhood too. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Palm: Originally Posted By fssf158: Can you explain in objective terms why parking a boat in the driveway is a problem? Yes, 1. It detracts from the neighborhood because the available parking is being consumed for storage purpose. 2. It also attracts criminal elements that steal shit from the boat to the neighborhood. 3. It is an attractive nuisance where children can hurt themselves. 4. It reduces the desirability of the neighborhood; thereby reducing the property values. I will repeat again, if you don't like it, don't live there. People actually buy homes is such neighborhoods because that is what they like. I personally own a travel trailer and I store it at a storage lot. It is actually better because I pay for covered parking and no one fucks with it there. Oh, by the way, we don’t have keggers in our neighborhood too. 1. As it’s the home owners driveway, it only affects the homeowners available parking area. I assume that he’s alright with that, as he parked it there. 2. Why is it my responsibility, or my neighbors right to tell me how to go about my life, to discourage someone else’s criminal activity? Punish the criminal, it will sort itself out. 3. Why is it my responsibility to police the neighbors children? Sounds like a them problem that they’re trying to turn into a me problem. 4. Ah I see. Sometimes it’s alright to enforce arbitrary rules and socialism under the guise of “our collective resale value”, but we shouldn’t do that if it “really” infringes on the rights of other individuals. Freedoms scary yo…. |
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Posted: 5/11/2024 3:51:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DDiggler: he must be related to this guy https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aqj2Vqj/aZG1NRlm_700w_0.jpg  I lived in an hoa 15 years ago. Get a damn letter leaving hurby curby out one day. I wish i had thought of this. |
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OH, USA
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Posted: 5/11/2024 3:57:12 PM EDT
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The 1st rule I had when buying a house?
No HOA. We have a few Karen's in our small neighborhood, but with no HOA to do their dirty work for them... They're forced to write anonymous letters or passively complain to other neighbors.  You fucking Karen's can keep your bullshit. |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/11/2024 4:43:43 PM EDT
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A couple of pirates drinking rum and laughing their asses off can be added later.
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Posted: 5/11/2024 5:14:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/11/2024 5:19:58 PM EDT
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/11/2024 5:54:57 PM EDT
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Haha. I had a feeling. My BIL did this about 20 years ago after the HOA complained. To say they were pissed off was an understatement, but they could not do a thing about it. They finally apologized to him as only one person had to complain and even she apologized too if only so he would paint the the fence white again. He finally did and his painting was not as good as the OP.
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Posted: 5/11/2024 6:11:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/11/2024 6:16:05 PM EDT
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That is so clever.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/11/2024 6:30:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: VaniB]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Palm: It is a mater of free will. You are free to live where you want. That includes people who like nice orderly neighborhoods. I guess you don’t understand not everyone wants to live in trashy neighborhoods. There are cities near our city that you can sit on your old couch in the front yard drinking quart beers. You don’t even have to throw them into the trash. So why bother trying to explain? Some of these guys get it but dare not single themselves out going against the "Dont you belive in freedom Bro?!"crowd mentality in between all the laughter. |
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Posted: 5/11/2024 6:31:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fttam: That’s like some cornstalk level stuff right there I think you mean sorghum. |
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Posted: 5/11/2024 6:39:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Palm: It is a mater of free will. You are free to live where you want. That includes people who like nice orderly neighborhoods. I guess you don’t understand not everyone wants to live in trashy neighborhoods. There are cities near our city that you can sit on your old couch in the front yard drinking quart beers. You don’t even have to throw them into the trash. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Palm: Originally Posted By posifour11: Originally Posted By Palm: We like our neighbor hood. The city has an ordinance against parking recreational vehicles and commercial vehicles in residential neighborhoods or in a location visible from the street. We get people from California moving in with all their toys who park them on the street, in their front yard, and in front of other people’s houses. The city tows their shit away to the impound lot after one warning. Sure showed those Commies good! They should move to a free state. It is a mater of free will. You are free to live where you want. That includes people who like nice orderly neighborhoods. I guess you don’t understand not everyone wants to live in trashy neighborhoods. There are cities near our city that you can sit on your old couch in the front yard drinking quart beers. You don’t even have to throw them into the trash. When are you up for reelection? |
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Posted: 5/11/2024 6:41:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Palm: We like our neighbor hood. The city has an ordinance against parking recreational vehicles and commercial vehicles in residential neighborhoods or in a location visible from the street. We get people from California moving in with all their toys who park them on the street, in their front yard, and in front of other people’s houses. The city tows their shit away to the impound lot after one warning. We had some Latinos from California move into my hood a few years ago. The first thing they do is pave every square foot of the lot yards and all so they can park thier cars all over it. It was removed after the neighbors complained that thier yards were now swamps lol. |
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AL, USA
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Posted: 5/11/2024 6:42:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kiju: Found the Karen... Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kiju: Originally Posted By Palm: We like our neighbor hood. The city has an ordinance against parking recreational vehicles and commercial vehicles in residential neighborhoods or in a location visible from the street. We get people from California moving in with all their toys who park them on the street, in their front yard, and in front of other people’s houses. The city tows their shit away to the impound lot after one warning. Found the Karen... Meh. Parking on the street in a residential neighborhood isn't a problem in most instances. But you have the ones that park multiple vehicles on the street, nothing in their double driveway and it's like a damn competition by the neighbors close to them to see who can park the most cars on the street . It's like stupid people decided to cluster together. |
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Posted: 5/11/2024 6:58:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By not_sure: Get the uglest, rusted POS car that still runs and park it in in the street during the day. If you can figure out who complained, park it in front of their house every day. Maybe get a small fleet of them and move them around to avoid tickets. Years ago, a rapper ( maybe 50 cent) bought a house in the country club of Louisiana. He had his people over all the time, round the clock. The HOA wanted him out and told him only his cars could be parked after certain hours or some such. He bought all of his friends cars and told me to fuck off. |
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Posted: 5/11/2024 7:01:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Rob940]
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Other than you cant park a vehicle/trailer on the street for more than 48 hrs, here you can pretty much do as you need to. No HOAs here since city ordinances pretty much prohibit them. Condo Assoc are OK though.
 Some builders still try to put silly crap in the docs. Brothers subdivision tried to ban sheds, chain link fences, parking anything in the drive other than cars/tucks. That lasted until a bunch of them found out that the builders "rules" arent enforceable. New one in town is trying to tell buyers that they arent allowed to put up any fences, must have 2 trees, do $1500 in other landscaping and the hilarious one: no repairing vehicles (even personal ones) even in the garage (there is already a city ordinance against doing auto repair for profit on residential property). In about 2yrs after most the development is built, you'll start seeing fences and other stuff.We had a city employee come over once because some new fuctard neighbor complained about my trailer in the back yard. Employee told her to mind her own business. Although here its against city ordinances to drink alcohol in your front yard (porch is OK) or sunbath in a swimsuit in the front yard. 
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ID, USA
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Posted: 5/11/2024 7:01:19 PM EDT
[#20]
See that's how you stick it to a city or HOA.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/11/2024 7:03:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Palm: Yes, 1. It detracts from the neighborhood because the available parking is being consumed for storage purpose. 2. It also attracts criminal elements that steal shit from the boat to the neighborhood. 3. It is an attractive nuisance where children can hurt themselves. 4. It reduces the desirability of the neighborhood; thereby reducing the property values. I will repeat again, if you don't like it, don't live there. People actually buy homes is such neighborhoods because that is what they like. I personally own a travel trailer and I store it at a storage lot. It is actually better because I pay for covered parking and no one fucks with it there. Oh, by the way, we don’t have keggers in our neighborhood too. Glad you’re not my neighbor. 1. It’s my parking, I own it I’ll put what I want there. 2. I have methods of detailing criminals and I pay taxes for cops. I like cops. 3. Keep your kids off my stuff on my property, teach them to be adults. 4. So do HOAs. Only poors live in HOAs. |
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Posted: 5/11/2024 7:07:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/11/2024 7:15:59 PM EDT
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Well done, sir, very well done!
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ID, USA
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Posted: 5/11/2024 7:16:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 9divdoc: fences must be painted white RACIST!!! |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/11/2024 7:20:34 PM EDT
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That's pretty great! I think a fence built out of clear plexiglass planks would've been good too.
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Posted: 5/11/2024 7:21:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JT_26: Genius really. |
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Posted: 5/11/2024 7:25:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fttam: That’s like some cornstalk level stuff right there Cornstalk was epic. |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/11/2024 7:28:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/11/2024 8:04:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DrMark: ...rather like when the HOA forced the guy to build a fence to hide his trash can... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/11039/zzz_jpg-3211533.JPG  Thats awesome.
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Posted: 5/11/2024 8:09:38 PM EDT
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Love it, that’s genius!
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Posted: 5/11/2024 8:14:10 PM EDT
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LOL
Well played |
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Posted: 5/11/2024 8:14:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fttam: That’s like some cornstalk level stuff right there Yes it is! |
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Posted: 5/11/2024 8:22:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Palm: Yes, 1. It detracts from the neighborhood because the available parking is being consumed for storage purpose. 2. It also attracts criminal elements that steal shit from the boat to the neighborhood. 3. It is an attractive nuisance where children can hurt themselves. 4. It reduces the desirability of the neighborhood; thereby reducing the property values. I will repeat again, if you don't like it, don't live there. People actually buy homes is such neighborhoods because that is what they like. I personally own a travel trailer and I store it at a storage lot. It is actually better because I pay for covered parking and no one fucks with it there. Oh, by the way, we don't have keggers in our neighborhood too.  |
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USA
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Posted: 5/11/2024 8:24:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Rob940: They'll make an ordinance that you cant paint murals on fences next.  Make it out of plexiglass… |
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USA
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Posted: 5/11/2024 8:36:23 PM EDT
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That is GENIUS!
Also, "trolling" with a BOAT??? I see what you did there. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 3:03:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Palm: Yes, 1. It detracts from the neighborhood because the available parking is being consumed for storage purpose. 2. It also attracts criminal elements that steal shit from the boat to the neighborhood. 3. It is an attractive nuisance where children can hurt themselves. 4. It reduces the desirability of the neighborhood; thereby reducing the property values. I will repeat again, if you don't like it, don't live there. People actually buy homes is such neighborhoods because that is what they like. I personally own a travel trailer and I store it at a storage lot. It is actually better because I pay for covered parking and no one fucks with it there. Oh, by the way, we don’t have keggers in our neighborhood too. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Palm: Originally Posted By fssf158: Can you explain in objective terms why parking a boat in the driveway is a problem? Yes, 1. It detracts from the neighborhood because the available parking is being consumed for storage purpose. 2. It also attracts criminal elements that steal shit from the boat to the neighborhood. 3. It is an attractive nuisance where children can hurt themselves. 4. It reduces the desirability of the neighborhood; thereby reducing the property values. I will repeat again, if you don't like it, don't live there. People actually buy homes is such neighborhoods because that is what they like. I personally own a travel trailer and I store it at a storage lot. It is actually better because I pay for covered parking and no one fucks with it there. Oh, by the way, we don’t have keggers in our neighborhood too. OK Karen. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 4:54:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MikeSSS: Only thing better would be Titanic. 
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Posted: 5/12/2024 5:23:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: mpdphil]
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Posted: 5/12/2024 6:10:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By n0zzle: Would that be an ex post facto law? He’d just claim it was a “pre-ban” fence |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 7:20:41 AM EDT
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Awesome
Fuck HOA's Fuck Karens, they need it. |
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Posted: 5/12/2024 8:17:09 AM EDT
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Well done, Sir!
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