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Posted: 10/24/2023 5:13:51 PM EDT
Alright fellas, put it on your calendars because this one is an absolute blast and space is very limited.
What: March Moto Madness Where: Tellico Plains, Tennessee When: 3-7 Apr 2024 Why: To get absolutely muddy on your $25K ADV bike that only ever sees pavement (and earn a little cred in the process). Who: @Canoeguy, @Corruptor, @GaryM, @SBRChris, @TheOtherDave, @1literDuceater, and anybody else I've missed or who is interested. Registration opens 1 Nov 2023 and they're limiting space to 800 participants. March Moto Madness Info & Registration This is a great event - in addition to the hill climbs, skills clinics, and whatnot, they also organize trail rides in the area. Highly recommended that you have an ADV bike, a dual sport bike, or a street-legal trail bike. I'll be camping on site with my son. Additionally, there are other places to stay in Tellico like Smitty's Lodge and Mecca RV Park. This is *the* big kickoff event in the SE every spring, and you don't want to miss it. There'll be motorcycle vendors as well, so if you want to test ride that new R1300GS, you'll probably have an opportunity to do so. Hope to see you guys there! |
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Travel Vlog: March Moto Madness 2023 |
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That looks very fun. Only a 12 hour ride for me
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Originally Posted By Squatch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4UtHNOa388 View Quote That looks like, so, much, fun!!! |
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He that thinks he knows much, knows little. -fortune cookie
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Absolutely 100% in.
It’s ridiculous. Watching big adv bikes do an insane off-road course and an incredible hill climb…you betcha. Bring a warm sleeping bag fellows. ETA: I am bringing the GSA. |
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Also…it may be time to start doing shirts or stickers or something.
The first time we got together as a group was kickass. The second time, albeit small, was awesome with the drunken slow races. I damn sure won’t miss this one because the event itself is wild! |
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Originally Posted By Canoeguy: Also…it may be time to start doing shirts or stickers or something. The first time we got together as a group was kickass. The second time, albeit small, was awesome with the drunken slow races. I damn sure won’t miss this one because the event itself is wild! View Quote Good idea! I got permission from @Goatboy to use the boltface logo last time, but never got around to designing something - do we still have the green light to use it? |
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This sounds like a lot of fun. I’ll have to pencil it in
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Happiness is the greatest agent of purification
Bikini Bottoms underneath, but the boys hearts still skip a beat, when them girls shimmy off, them old cut offs |
I’m in for the street portion again, and I should be able to bring a few buddies..
ETA: It’s a hard call to tell people where to stay-my room at the Tellico Lodge was one of the nicest places I have ever stayed and it’s totally motorcycle oriented. But I was only there when I was too tired to hang with the boys and probably not entirely safe to ride the 1/2 mile to the camp they were in. Definitely the difference between the two places is that one is oriented to off road riders and the other to street riders. |
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Never make another person a priority when they merely see you as an option...
"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs." |
Interested but April is damn long time from now. Will see how things are shaking out as we get closer. No need for a room this time. I will drive the adventure hoopty, a self contained highway capable minivan that protects itself by looking like it was abandoned in the woods.
Might even have different bike by then, The KLR is over 55k rough miles and feeling the pain. |
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Not sure what I will be doing but should be around, who ever brought the "death cheese" be there and if possible bring a brick extra (forgot what it was called but think it had like ghost peppers in it).
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RIP CeCe and FCSD you will be missed
Mike_314..If there was communism in the desert, there would soon be a shortage of sand. 87% shit posting - 13% I am caught in a rule change RSM 20/21 RSL 4522: we will shit on your pillow.. (3613 note) |
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Originally Posted By Squatch: @TheOtherDave View Quote I think that was Trinidad Scorpion cheese, it’s hotter than the Habanero Ghost I get. I might have a block in the freezer, not sure-my wife took a block of it with us to the cabin as though we were going to kill the whole thing in a weekend, lol. It ended up back in the freeezer. I’ll try to stop in Pinconning and get more between now and then and maybe something not as hot for the toddlers around the campfire…;) |
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Never make another person a priority when they merely see you as an option...
"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs." |
I'm absolutely in. I scheduled vacation for it the day after my return from Barber
@TN-MadDog @tree-hugger Originally Posted By Squatch: Originally Posted By Canoeguy: Also…it may be time to start doing shirts or stickers or something. The first time we got together as a group was kickass. The second time, albeit small, was awesome with the drunken slow races. I damn sure won’t miss this one because the event itself is wild! View Quote Good idea! I got permission from @Goatboy to use the boltface logo last time, but never got around to designing something - do we still have the green light to use it? View Quote I have a good idea and access to the means to pull it off, but could use a bit of help if artwork is your thing... |
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IN !!!
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"Some of the greatest dads I've ever seen weren't so much perfect as they were willing to work hard to overcome their failings. Does that make sense?"
Yes. Yes it does. |
As an aside, I literally ordered a professional press for printing shirts today. I got sick of being jacked around with the shops and delays for our merch.
So…if we decide to do that, I know a guy. |
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Originally Posted By Canoeguy: As an aside, I literally ordered a professional press for printing shirts today. I got sick of being jacked around with the shops and delays for our merch. So…if we decide to do that, I know a guy. View Quote LOL Well I will congratulate you on the purchase....not so much for the reason to have to make the purchase though. |
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RIP CeCe and FCSD you will be missed
Mike_314..If there was communism in the desert, there would soon be a shortage of sand. 87% shit posting - 13% I am caught in a rule change RSM 20/21 RSL 4522: we will shit on your pillow.. (3613 note) |
Is everyone planning to camp at the event grounds?
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Originally Posted By corruptor: Is everyone planning to camp at the event grounds? View Quote I am going to try to snag a cabin at Smitty's. I don't think he's accepting reservations that far out quite yet, but I'll give him a call this week to inquire. Be nice to have showers, a bed, campfire, etc. |
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Originally Posted By Squatch: I am going to try to snag a cabin at Smitty's. I don't think he's accepting reservations that far out quite yet, but I'll give him a call this week to inquire. Be nice to have showers, a bed, campfire, etc. View Quote I'm about 50/50 on that plan. Having watched a few videos it looks like the event camp grounds are pretty busy and would be a lot of fun, but I'm with you on the amenities at Smitty's. I'm also trying to decide if I'm buying my ticket with the meal plan or without. |
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Originally Posted By corruptor: I'm about 50/50 on that plan. Having watched a few videos it looks like the event camp grounds are pretty busy and would be a lot of fun, but I'm with you on the amenities at Smitty's. I'm also trying to decide if I'm buying my ticket with the meal plan or without. View Quote The rally site is busy. Though not necessarily wild at night. My vote would be the rally site if it werent for the fact that the bathrroms are horrible and wont flush. The showers are in a bus and are really quite bad. Add in I am just old and dont love the ground anymore. But I am certainly up for whatever in whatever direction we go. Cabin...great. Drunk at the rally...great. But again let me emphasize to everyone that the nights are cold. |
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Smitty's sound great to me.
I'll likely bring my small enclosed trailer this time. Save on fuel and still be plenty comfortable. That Mr. Heater Buddy really works well, no matter what the temperature. Attached File |
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"Some of the greatest dads I've ever seen weren't so much perfect as they were willing to work hard to overcome their failings. Does that make sense?"
Yes. Yes it does. |
Just to make it annoying it’s that time of year where the days are often quite warm. So you start in the morning insulated and have to drop layers and then go the other direction again in the evening.
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Looks fun, but playing in the snow more funner. I'm out.
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Smitty's it is.
Anyone buying meals with the ticket pack? $210 with meals, $160 without. I'm thinking not, but if y'all want to do group dinners there that's fine too. |
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@hard_rock
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Originally Posted By corruptor: Smitty's it is. Anyone buying meals with the ticket pack? $210 with meals, $160 without. I'm thinking not, but if y'all want to do group dinners there that's fine too. View Quote If we stay at Smittys then that is a big no for me as the food was less than mediocre. |
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Originally Posted By Canoeguy: If we stay at Smittys then that is a big no for me as the food was less than mediocre. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Canoeguy: Originally Posted By corruptor: Smitty's it is. Anyone buying meals with the ticket pack? $210 with meals, $160 without. I'm thinking not, but if y'all want to do group dinners there that's fine too. If we stay at Smittys then that is a big no for me as the food was less than mediocre. Same. Plus, I'll only be getting a couple day tickets...my son is driving up from school for that weekend and we can only stay Thurs eve thru Sun AM. |
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I'm in(+1, my brother, KLR)
We'll be looking to camp with the group, I'm on a BMW G650x Challenge. Been wanting to go to Tellico anyway(5hr away) |
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Good enough. I'll skip the meal plan and will pack a good cooler instead. I'll likely trailer up again and should have cooler space for 1-2 others if needed.
I'm going to shoot for Wednesday arrival and Sunday departure. |
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Maybe we can do pizza without the ants this time...
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"Some of the greatest dads I've ever seen weren't so much perfect as they were willing to work hard to overcome their failings. Does that make sense?"
Yes. Yes it does. |
RIP CeCe and FCSD you will be missed
Mike_314..If there was communism in the desert, there would soon be a shortage of sand. 87% shit posting - 13% I am caught in a rule change RSM 20/21 RSL 4522: we will shit on your pillow.. (3613 note) |
Originally Posted By Scoobysmak: ...and toss out half the nutriants... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/476040/greta-how-dare-you-3003176.gif View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Scoobysmak: Originally Posted By tree-hugger: Maybe we can do pizza without the ants this time... ...and toss out half the nutriants... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/476040/greta-how-dare-you-3003176.gif I almost needed a new keyboard and monitor from that one! Too funnie! |
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"Some of the greatest dads I've ever seen weren't so much perfect as they were willing to work hard to overcome their failings. Does that make sense?"
Yes. Yes it does. |
Just want to throw it out there that the Tellico Lodge is 1/2 miles up the road from Smitty’s and is one of the nicest places I have stayed. But, it’s also $125 a night.
Like Smitty’s, it’s motorcycle oriented and busy so you’ll want to get rooms early. |
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Never make another person a priority when they merely see you as an option...
"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs." |
The online registration banner now says Nov 15th, but I had it marked for the 1st (today) and was able to complete my order (full pass, no meals).
When the time comes to reserve space at Smitty's I'm planning to tent camp but will fill a bunk if an extra body is needed. |
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Originally Posted By corruptor: The online registration banner now says Nov 15th, but I had it marked for the 1st (today) and was able to complete my order (full pass, no meals). When the time comes to reserve space at Smitty's I'm planning to tent camp but will fill a bunk if an extra body is needed. View Quote Reading thru the thread again, I see that I not only repeated in my last post when I said in my first post, but I also missed that there will be 800 people for this off road event. I’m wondering it I will even get a room at this point… |
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Never make another person a priority when they merely see you as an option...
"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs." |
Originally Posted By TheOtherDave: Reading thru the thread again, I see that I not only repeated in my last post when I said in my first post, but I also missed that there will be 800 people for this off road event. I’m wondering it I will even get a room at this point… View Quote Its a huge weekend for Tellico Plains. Many, if not most stay on site and I will too if the cabin is out. I will be buying a new tent however. One of those big honking Redverz expedition tents. Not really for much on the bike but just to have for the wife and I on the very rare instance we camp. I am holding off on tickets to see if I need to pay for camping. Don't get me wrong, the camping isnt terrible. There is a shower of sorts in an old bus. There are prota-jons as well. There are flushing toilets but the water pressure is so low they take forever to refil and never really flush when there is a crowd such as in the morning. The food is also indeed mediocre. BUT...the skills courses and hill climb are off the hook to watch! |
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After re-reading the OP - The 800 participant limit means we still need a ticket to spectate. What does it cost to be one of the 800 participants?
As a participant, what will you be participating in? Hill climbs, back roads w/ creak crossing, ???? |
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"Some of the greatest dads I've ever seen weren't so much perfect as they were willing to work hard to overcome their failings. Does that make sense?"
Yes. Yes it does. |
Originally Posted By tree-hugger: After re-reading the OP - The 800 participant limit means we still need a ticket to spectate. What does it cost to be one of the 800 participants? As a participant, what will you be participating in? Hill climbs, back roads w/ creak crossing, ???? View Quote No. It’s 800 allowed into the festival site. You just sign up for the events… but you better be good. The events are about half a day and then the hill climb that night. It’s well laid out but amateur and laid back. |
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Originally Posted By Canoeguy: No. It’s 800 allowed into the festival site. You just sign up for the events… but you better be good. The events are about half a day and then the hill climb that night. It’s well laid out but amateur and laid back. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Canoeguy: Originally Posted By tree-hugger: After re-reading the OP - The 800 participant limit means we still need a ticket to spectate. What does it cost to be one of the 800 participants? As a participant, what will you be participating in? Hill climbs, back roads w/ creak crossing, ???? No. It’s 800 allowed into the festival site. You just sign up for the events… but you better be good. The events are about half a day and then the hill climb that night. It’s well laid out but amateur and laid back. Thank you. Will there be any riding like we did in May? Dual Sport / Adventure stuff? If so, will that be on our own, part of a larger group we may make friends with, or something 'sanctioned' by the hosts of this event? Is there any danger of not being able to get a ticket? When would be 'dangerous close' to getting a ticket before it's too late? |
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"Some of the greatest dads I've ever seen weren't so much perfect as they were willing to work hard to overcome their failings. Does that make sense?"
Yes. Yes it does. |
Originally Posted By tree-hugger: Thank you. Will there be any riding like we did in May? Dual Sport / Adventure stuff? If so, will that be on our own, part of a larger group we may make friends with, or something 'sanctioned' by the hosts of this event? Is there any danger of not being able to get a ticket? When would be 'dangerous close' to getting a ticket before it's too late? View Quote Oh absolutely on the riding. I think they do some larger group rides but they also have some good route suggestions. Though when I was there I was completely lost. But it didn’t matter as there were riders everywhere. |
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Originally Posted By Canoeguy: I will be buying a new tent however. One of those big honking Redverz expedition tents. View Quote LOL...those things are ridiculous. You're out there all day, tearing it up in the mud and rocks, your bike is absolutely filthy. Nope...can't leave it out all by itself at night...there might be a spot of dew in the morning...better make sure the tent has a garage. @canoeguy when he rolls into MMM: Attached File (Kidding of course) |
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Ran into an ADV guy I met last year at the 1300GS unveiling here in Detroit last week, sounds like he’s down so I have 4-6 interested in coming down but it looks like they will all be street riding.
I don’t mind leading again if people are ok with that, and I’ll have my GSXR this time which has GPS with power wired to the bike. I couldn’t power it properly last time because the tank bag made it a problem and that robbed us of some riding opportunities my wife recommended (she’s been down there a lot riding before she met me). |
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Never make another person a priority when they merely see you as an option...
"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs." |
Smitty's is showing camping is open for reservations, but everything is booked except both camping with and without electricity.
I won't need electricity, so $15 per night. Anyone in our group get one of the cabins? |
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"Some of the greatest dads I've ever seen weren't so much perfect as they were willing to work hard to overcome their failings. Does that make sense?"
Yes. Yes it does. |
Originally Posted By tree-hugger: Smitty's is showing camping is open for reservations, but everything is booked except both camping with and without electricity. I won't need electricity, so $15 per night. Anyone in our group get one of the cabins? View Quote If it is camping then we might as well do it at the festival grounds in my opinion…. |
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Originally Posted By Canoeguy: If it is camping then we might as well do it at the festival grounds in my opinion…. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Canoeguy: Originally Posted By tree-hugger: Smitty's is showing camping is open for reservations, but everything is booked except both camping with and without electricity. I won't need electricity, so $15 per night. Anyone in our group get one of the cabins? If it is camping then we might as well do it at the festival grounds in my opinion…. I'm good with however it shakes out. If anyone already reserved accommodations requiring a deposit, let us know. |
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"Some of the greatest dads I've ever seen weren't so much perfect as they were willing to work hard to overcome their failings. Does that make sense?"
Yes. Yes it does. |
Bump.
I don’t know how time sensitive these reservations and Ricky purchases are, but a quick bump none-the-less. |
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"Some of the greatest dads I've ever seen weren't so much perfect as they were willing to work hard to overcome their failings. Does that make sense?"
Yes. Yes it does. |
I think I am buying my ticket but skipping the meals. They were shit and Hardee’s is just down the road. Plus they have food trucks part of the time.
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Originally Posted By corruptor: That's what I did. I'm trailering in, so adding a cooler and real food is no big deal. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By corruptor: Originally Posted By Canoeguy: I think I am buying my ticket but skipping the meals. They were shit and Hardee’s is just down the road. Plus they have food trucks part of the time. That's what I did. I'm trailering in, so adding a cooler and real food is no big deal. Plus they have some food trucks on site. |
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