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Posted: 5/7/2024 7:00:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By NY12ga: They say if it lasts longer than 4 hours that you should call a doctor. I say you’re better off calling a nurse, preferably a head nurse Ummm have fun.  |
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Posted: 5/7/2024 7:09:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WDEagle: Ummm have fun. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6057c4aaa4395e085e5c1d56/568e7086-eb80-42bf-a37d-63fc75e3b8d3/nurse+blake+again.jpeg?format=2500w After 4 hours I'd probably be willing to break it off in him. 
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GA, USA
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Posted: 5/7/2024 7:20:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GNJ: I wonder how they painfully treat that condition...  I learned this one back in college. Drain it with a needle. You dont want the same blood hanging out in your weewee for too long. Coagulation and no oxygen and whatnot. |
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SC, USA
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Posted: 5/7/2024 7:20:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Zoomer302: You ever see the size of the syringe they use to drain the corpus cavernosum (ballon's in your pickle that get engorged with blood to become erect)? I've had to "chaperone" for one of our female physicians while she...uh...deflated some poor fella.  |
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OR, USA
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Posted: 5/7/2024 7:21:17 PM EDT
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I have an erection that's still going after 4 hours my WIFE is going to need a doctor.
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Posted: 5/7/2024 7:21:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GNJ: I wonder how they painfully treat that condition... |
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Posted: 5/7/2024 7:31:58 PM EDT
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I would have hairier hands than Teenwolf if I had a 4 hour erection.
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Posted: 5/7/2024 7:43:09 PM EDT
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whatever you do, don't go to goggle images and search for "priapism medical procedure". lol.
you know you want to. |
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MD, USA
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Posted: 5/7/2024 7:45:21 PM EDT
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Morning wood that lasts 'til lunchtime.
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Posted: 5/7/2024 7:49:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Oceans87: I'm thinking that was a sly advertisement gimmick back when Viagra first came out. Pretending like that was a side affect. I'm sure that actually never happens. Hasn't the few times I've used it anyway . It does, but not frequently. It hurts enough that the guys don't mind me shoving a needle into their lil buddy to drain the blood off. |
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Posted: 5/7/2024 7:49:54 PM EDT
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What if you fall asleep and it's still at attention 6 hours later?
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Posted: 5/7/2024 7:50:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Oceans87: I'm thinking that was a sly advertisement gimmick back when Viagra first came out. Pretending like that was a side affect. I'm sure that actually never happens. Hasn't the few times I've used it anyway . Oh. It absolutely happens and it hurts. |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/7/2024 8:02:01 PM EDT
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PRK
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Posted: 5/7/2024 8:05:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Toybasher]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Bronsonburner: Search for "priapism". You can lose your cock from it lol. This. Former EMS student. Priapism can also happen from spine injuries too. The muscles in your penis are actually "stiff" when soft, and relax to allow blood flow when erect. So, a spine injury causing paralysis can cause those muscles to relax and cause priapism. If it happens from a spine injury, the outlook for the patient is pretty grim because it's a sign there's some serious damage. |
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Posted: 5/7/2024 8:13:37 PM EDT
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If this don't fix it nothing will...
 That'll be $5.00 please. |
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Posted: 5/7/2024 8:49:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: NY12ga]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BobbyHill: After 4 hours I'd probably be willing to break it off in him. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BobbyHill: Originally Posted By WDEagle: Ummm have fun. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6057c4aaa4395e085e5c1d56/568e7086-eb80-42bf-a37d-63fc75e3b8d3/nurse+blake+again.jpeg?format=2500w  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/7/2024 8:50:37 PM EDT
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When I was 13, I walked around with 24 hour erections.
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LA, USA
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Posted: 5/7/2024 8:51:29 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By NDWoods: How did the 4 hour erection become the standard for seeking medical intervention? If erection lasts more than 4 hours call more ladies |
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Posted: 5/7/2024 8:52:06 PM EDT
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Because tissue necrosis.
Next question? 
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Posted: 5/7/2024 8:55:48 PM EDT
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I recommend gas station boner pills. Cheaper and better performance.
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USA
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Posted: 5/7/2024 9:24:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Lorax: Because of studies. At 3:56 minutes of having an erection that could slice and dice like a brand new unboxed Ginsu knife, that was the length of time the wife was exhausted, the kids left the home with a backpack full enough for a weekend of couch surfing at friends homes, the dog hid under the couch and the goldfish stopped swimming and remained motionless.  |
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Posted: 5/7/2024 9:28:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/7/2024 10:06:34 PM EDT
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I almost think the four hour thing is a myth.
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SC, USA
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Posted: 5/7/2024 11:44:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By NDWoods: How did the 4 hour erection become the standard for seeking medical intervention? Because your blood starts to thicken and coagulate. The reason I know this, is because I suffer from Priapism ( prolonged erections ). It's due to a medication I take, that I've been taking since I was a teenager ( 58) now. I used to have to go to the hospital for treatment when I was a teen and a younger man, say until my 30s. What happens is the valve that closes when you get aroused, that traps the blood in your junk so that it works, doesn't open back up. So it won't return to normal size. To fix it, they give you a shot, in your, yeah, when you stop squinting at the the thought, that. It's great when it goes for a couple of hours or so. Some girls take it as a challenge. A lot just can't go that long. And really, after the novelty wears off, unless you're in a group, it's not great. I mean, it would be cool if you were the one controlling it going that long, but no. Most girls are tired, at least by the end of two hours. They also get upset when they wear themselves out and you don't get done.That needle though, nothing is worth that. I had to get it twice. They draw blood out of one side to release the valve. they have to be sure they don't leave any congealed blood in there too, because if it gets to your heart, it's a heart attack. I had to get that done twice, and had to be given blood thinners and stay overnight twice. Been to the hospital five or six times for it. Nothing to fool around with. Scared my fiancee, first wife to death too. It's scary as hell. Luckily, hasn't happened in about 25 years now. I have changed one of the meds I was on, so that's probably why. It was a side effect listed on one of my medications. |
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SC, USA
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Posted: 5/7/2024 11:45:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Zoomer302: You ever see the size of the syringe they use to drain the corpus cavernosum (ballon's in your pickle that get engorged with blood to become erect)? Yes. It's scary as hell too. |
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Posted: 5/8/2024 7:54:34 PM EDT
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It takes about 4 hours for the fun and games of an erection to lose its fun and game-ness for the average man. Convincing him to go to the hospital is only possible if he believes his penis will have irrevocable damage to it.
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OR, USA
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Posted: 5/8/2024 7:57:34 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By NY12ga: They say if it lasts longer than 4 hours that you should call a doctor. I say you’re better off calling a nurse, preferably a head nurse  Attached File |
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USA
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Posted: 5/8/2024 8:00:40 PM EDT
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What a coincidence. I just had one and in the emergency room I met the girl with the stuck open jaw. We hit it right off and will be going out on a date. It was meant to be.
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Posted: 5/8/2024 8:05:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By osprey21: https://i.postimg.cc/9XynSjXM/Smilin-Bob.jpg The guy in charge of Enzyte went to fed prison, can't remember what for. He was short and a total dick. |
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Posted: 5/8/2024 8:08:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Bronsonburner: Search for "priapism". You can lose your cock from it lol. Or if youre luck the urologist gets all stabby |
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Posted: 5/8/2024 8:11:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By WeimaranerDad: Sudafed….the old skool stuff that you have to show an I. D. To the pharmacist for…is what you seek. That’s cheaper than going to the ER. Yup...thats a hard on killah |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/8/2024 8:12:10 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GNJ: I wonder how they painfully treat that condition... I used to work in am emergency department and asked that question. Trust me you don't want to know the answer. |
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Posted: 5/8/2024 8:13:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Oceans87: I'm thinking that was a sly advertisement gimmick back when Viagra first came out. Pretending like that was a side affect. I'm sure that actually never happens. Hasn't the few times I've used it anyway . |
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Posted: 5/8/2024 8:17:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By magnum_99: Flick your testicle until the erection goes away. That’s what we do in India. Thank you for using our product. Oh, wait, you aren’t our customer! |
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Posted: 5/8/2024 8:24:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 20229mm: Honestly, you will seek medical attention before that. You gonna be crying around hour 3 No I won't, but my wife will. |
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NV, USA
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Posted: 5/8/2024 8:26:15 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GNJ: I wonder how they painfully treat that condition... Pop it. 
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Posted: 5/8/2024 8:26:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By coreseller: They draw blood out of the schmeckle, yep. Oy vey! |
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Posted: 5/8/2024 8:44:28 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GNJ: I wonder how they painfully treat that condition... |
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Posted: 5/9/2024 6:56:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Oceans87: I'm thinking that was a sly advertisement gimmick back when Viagra first came out. Pretending like that was a side affect. I'm sure that actually never happens. Hasn't the few times I've used it anyway . Wrong. Back in my early twenties when Viagra first blew up I was hanging out at a VFW drinking beer and chatting with some old timers. Long story short, the conversation was hilarious and ended with one of them handing me a couple Viagra and saying "take one of these next time you want to show your lady a real good time". Well, it sounded fun to me. It wasn't. On a weekend get away with her I popped one before sexy time. And we went. And went. And went. And it wouldn't go down. Tried using the ice bucket the room service champagne came with. Nope, not even the thought of Nancy Pelosi naked on a cold day could lower that flag to half staff. Finally gave up and went to sleep. (Well, tried anyway. My member hurt so bad I couldn't really sleep). Needless to say the lady friend caught on that something was up due to this outstanding performance, and did all she could to help. The next morning leaving the hotel, both of us were walking funny. When all was said and done, I believe the "ordeal" lasted something just north of 6 hours. Yes, I should've gone to the ER, but being early 20's and invincible and all the jokes going around about this newfound wonder-boner drug, I couldn't bring myself to do it. The next day it felt like my little soldier had been slammed shut in a door. I flushed the second pill the old timer had given me (does that mean I created "hard water"?) and never joked about a 4 hour long erection again. Makes me hurt just thinking about it all these years later. |
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Posted: 5/9/2024 7:00:20 AM EDT
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I have a back injury after a kidney stone procedure that causes this issue while sleeping.
As long as I don't move (that's the catch) things stay that away. Once I move, things go back to normal instantly. I've joked with my doctor that he should figure out what nerve is getting pinched where and I can have the surgery named after me like "Tommy Johns" surgery. |
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Posted: 5/9/2024 7:02:49 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By NDWoods: How did the 4 hour erection become the standard for seeking medical intervention? Because that's what the advertising department and a couple of coked up doctors that are on the payroll tell us that's what. Lol |
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Posted: 5/9/2024 7:03:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GimpyPaw: I have an erection that's still going after 4 hours my WIFE is going to need a doctor. That username though. |
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Posted: 5/9/2024 7:13:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Zoomer302: You ever see the size of the syringe they use to drain the corpus cavernosum (ballon's in your pickle that get engorged with blood to become erect)? My dad told me about that as a kid and showed me what size syringe they used. Needless to say I've made sure my erections were taken care of in a timely manner ever since. |
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IL, USA
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Posted: 5/9/2024 8:14:24 AM EDT
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That’s not Cassandra Peterson.
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Posted: 5/9/2024 8:25:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By n0zzle: The red blood cells die off and your member will blacken and rot off. Due to lack of fresh blood supply. Does it look bigger after it blackens? |
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SC, USA
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Posted: 5/9/2024 8:29:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 20229mm: Honestly, you will seek medical attention before that. You gonna be crying around hour 3 Bullshit |
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