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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:04:19 PM EDT
A Beverly Hills gallery will put fossilized excrement on the auction block
This Saturday, a Beverly Hills gallery plans to auction off a piece of crap—literally. The IM Chait Gallery says it will put a 40-inch-long piece of excrement up for auction, and it hopes to fetch around $10,000, LiveScience reports. Why the big bucks? The "eye-watering" poop "boasts a wonderfully even, pale brown-yellow coloring and terrifically detailed texture ... across the whole of its immense length," reads the gallery's description. Oh, and the fossilized dung (or coprolite) could be 33 million years old, according to the auctioneers. http://www.newser.com/story/191253/you-can-buy-the-worlds-longest-poop.html?utm_source=part&utm_medium=foxnews&utm_campaign=rss_science_rel |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:05:44 PM EDT
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Shits expensive nowadays
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:06:08 PM EDT
[#2]
Poop thread for real. That makes me cringe.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:06:15 PM EDT
[#3]
ALET ALET IBTL ALET ALET
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:06:27 PM EDT
[#4]
I don't even...
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:06:36 PM EDT
[#5]
poop thread
IBTL |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:07:49 PM EDT
[#6]
IBTL.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:08:13 PM EDT
[#7]
My first poop thread....hope it is not a BIG dupe.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:10:09 PM EDT
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So, what exactly pooped that?
You need to know where that shit's from if you're going to pay $10k. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:12:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So, what exactly pooped that? You need to know where that shit's from if you're going to pay $10k. Eve pooped it. It's in the bible. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:14:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
IBTL. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:18:43 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Shits expensive nowadays |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:20:38 PM EDT
[#12]
There's alot of poop threads lately
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:21:19 PM EDT
[#13]
fuckin'
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:21:31 PM EDT
[#14]
fuckin'
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:25:18 PM EDT
[#15]
I thought this was going to be a contest thread.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:28:23 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Shits expensive nowadays I can't believe a 14'er just made me giggle 
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:28:59 PM EDT
[#17]
I had one of those the other day it made five lengths across the bowl, probably not worth 10 grand though.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:29:27 PM EDT
[#18]
How many Courics is it?
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:29:54 PM EDT
[#19]
That's nasty!
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:36:23 PM EDT
[#20]
Clearly a 2 on the Bristol Scale.
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:38:05 PM EDT
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How many Courics is it? Not as big as Bono... he has aids too. |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:47:36 PM EDT
[#22]
Ohhhhhhhh, hot hot hot hot!
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:48:24 PM EDT
[#23]
Uhhh... The "IM Chait Gallery"? How do you pronounce that?
This is from the Onion, right? -Gator |
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:50:54 PM EDT
[#24]
Brings a whole new meaning to "Some people spend money on the stupidest shit..."
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Posted: 7/23/2014 11:51:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Shits expensive nowadays 
fpni |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 12:10:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2014 12:17:33 AM EDT
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I always poop at work, so I know how valuable a good shit is. And, when I thought this was just about a long shit, I thought maybe I had something to offer.
The thread title didn't indicate that the shit also have to be old, so fuck you for getting my hopes up! |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 12:25:16 AM EDT
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Some German investor will snap it up.
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Posted: 7/24/2014 12:29:53 AM EDT
[#29]
40 inches for 10k?
A hundred bucks will buy 40" of MRE impaction. That's a huge profit margin. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 12:38:37 AM EDT
[#30]
You can make a lot of money auctioning off old shit
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Posted: 7/24/2014 1:01:36 AM EDT
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40 inches for 10k? A hundred bucks will buy 40" of MRE impaction. That's a huge profit margin. As long as you don't spend a dime on the chili mac. Mud puddles aren't art.
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Posted: 7/24/2014 1:05:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
My first poop thread....hope it is not a BIG dupe. A "Poop Dupe?" An Arfcom first! |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 1:06:30 AM EDT
[#33]
that must've been one satisfying poop.
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Posted: 7/24/2014 1:23:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
poop thread IBTL |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 1:35:34 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Shits expensive nowadays |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 1:41:32 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Shits Shit's expensive nowadays FPNI fails at grammar? That's a first. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 1:42:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
You can make a lot of money auctioning off old shit Nicely done! 
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Posted: 7/24/2014 1:46:21 AM EDT
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Whatever or whoever pooped that out was obviously not living off MREs...
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Posted: 7/24/2014 1:49:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/24/2014 1:52:35 AM EDT
[#40]
FPNI
Eloquently |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 2:01:38 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: FPNI fails at grammar? That's a first. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Shits Shit's expensive nowadays. FPNI fails at grammar? That's a first. fixed |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 2:04:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
That's nasty! |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 2:53:54 AM EDT
[#43]
I worked with a guy that could do that. He was a carpenter, but kept a plunger in his tool box.
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Posted: 7/24/2014 2:56:10 AM EDT
[#44]
Um....
After many attempts to formulate a reply here.. I'm just going to leave. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 2:56:54 AM EDT
[#45]
In. Is this thread about poop or science?
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Posted: 7/24/2014 3:16:26 AM EDT
[#46]
IBTL
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Posted: 7/24/2014 3:19:25 AM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Some German investor will snap it up. |
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Posted: 7/24/2014 3:20:40 AM EDT
[#48]
I thought this was a Bono thread.
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Posted: 7/24/2014 3:25:26 AM EDT
[#49]
I... uh... wow.
California 
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Posted: 7/24/2014 3:34:19 AM EDT
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Doesn't even look like obama.
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