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Link Posted: 10/5/2011 5:34:18 PM EDT
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Priceless thread title...should have been a joke title but its real...just makes it all the better.
Link Posted: 10/5/2011 5:34:28 PM EDT
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I'm reading about how we all (outside sub-Saharan Africa)  have a certain percentage of Neanderthal genes and how intelligent they were.  I understand they were well before the time of Jesus and the Bible and I worry there isn't some special dispensation for them.  Will they be grandfathered in based on their "works"? Are they considered soul-less animals and if so, what are we doing toting their DNA around inside of us?

We need a time machine so we can travel back in time to bring salvation to the Neanderthals.  Seriously.


I don't think there will be Democrats in Heaven.  
Link Posted: 10/5/2011 5:42:17 PM EDT
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Genesis 6:1-8
"2That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose."
"4There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown."
These words always stuck me as odd, or maybe I am just not thinking in the right terms.  Could the giants be Neanderthals, could this be in reference about the Nephilim, but regardless it shows that for the Bible their is a difference between "holy" vs "worldly".  Maybe that difference goes further then just spiritual, our bodies, our DNA is of this world, and maybe the only thing God was talking about when he said "Let Us make man in Our image" was a holy spirit.  I believe only things with souls will make it to an afterlife, for good, for bad, and if Neanderthals were only born of this world then no I do not think they would make it into Heaven.  I am not smart enough to argue with most in this thread, science is not my thing, shit, and I am not a model Christian either.  I think God is the reason, and science can show us how he did it.  
Maybe I am just over thinking everything, fuck Arock, fuck BHO, and I like guns.

Interesting ideas and scriptures.  I wish the Bible had expounded more about the "giants" and the differences between the sons of God and daughters of men.  Tantalizing mystery it is.





 



You aren't kidding!













How many gods are there?  




Why didn't Jesus talk about his stepbrothers?




Were these god children full-blooded gods, or half and half like Jesus?




If they were full-blooded gods, who was the baby-mama? (sorry...god-mama)




Was god married to the god-mama, or did he have these gods out of wedlock to.




When god's son impregnated the humans did they immaculately conceive like their dad did with Mary, or was there actually penetration?




When it says that these god juniors took the human as "wives",  is this a part of the Bible we should take word-for-word literally, or does this just mean they banged them?




Did god's grandchildren have superpowers like their uncle Jesus?




Did something bad happen to them to?




Why doesn't god ever talk about his other family?  Is he embarrassed?













 


















 

Yahweh's consort was Asherah, before she was surgicially removed from the mythos.









So Yahweh was married when he met Mary?  ....or had he divorced Asherah at that point?
 
Link Posted: 10/5/2011 6:04:56 PM EDT
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I just thought about a much more serious problem....what about deaf, blind mutes. Sure they may see, hear or speak no evil, but what about the bible.
If they can't hear the word of christ, read the gospel or say "the lord jesus is my savior" (or speak in tounges) how can they be saved?

most of them must be in hell I guess.
Link Posted: 10/6/2011 12:32:53 PM EDT
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I just thought about a much more serious problem....what about deaf, blind mutes. Sure they may see, hear or speak no evil, but what about the bible.
If they can't hear the word of christ, read the gospel or say "the lord jesus is my savior" (or speak in tounges) how can they be saved?

most of them must be in hell I guess.


That is muy sado.
Link Posted: 10/6/2011 12:34:22 PM EDT
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salvation... so easy a caveman can do it
Link Posted: 10/6/2011 12:40:22 PM EDT
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What piece of falsified information led you to believe in "neanderthals"?

There are diseased or deformed people living today that have the same skeletal structure as a "neanderthal".


Really?


Really.



So the deformed people from 8,000 years ago are the only ones that we can find from that era (lots of retards back then). Or is it that the bible doesnt speak of them so they never existed and the skeletons we have found are ALL fake?






Everytime they find a normal looking skeleton "it's just a couple/few thousand years old". Everytime they find a deformed skeleton "it's millions of years old".

Whatever supports their agenda.



Thats how they 'date' skeletons - based on where it fits their 'agenda'.
I don't think so


If you'll do a little studying you'll learn that 90%+/- of carbon dating tests give thousands of years dates instead of millions of years dates.

Thousands of years dates does not fit what they're trying to preach so they go with the 10%+/- carbon dating tests that say millions of years.




Because carbon dating is the one and only method of dating any given object...

Edit: just realised what I was actually reading. Millions? FFS...

Out of interest, who are they and what are they preaching?
Link Posted: 10/6/2011 12:46:58 PM EDT
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If you'll do a little studying you'll learn that 90%+/- of carbon dating tests give thousands of years dates instead of millions of years dates.



Thousands of years dates does not fit what they're trying to preach so they go with the 10%+/- carbon dating tests that say millions of years.









a little learning is a dangerous thing.  drink deep, or taste not the pierian spring.



 
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