Hasn't stopped the current administration.

FIFY

Screw the American people over some more, of course!

I am confused by your statement. You think being ignorant of the law would stop the government from doing what exactly?

My first act as POTUS?

I'd have a taxpayer-funded spinal operation that would give me enough flexibility to blow myself.

 Literally the first thing that popped into my brain

The FCC is your friend.  I love big brother.  I love Dear Leader.  Dear Leader is Best Leader.

All of the above. I'd also add to the poll "Nuke the ever living shit out of those ISIS fucks."

Play some mother fucking golf.  

I bet I could get a good tee time at Pebble.

All of this plus repealing all executive actions from every prior president

I would have said "all of the above" but a couple regulatory agencies are actually necessary to some degree.  They would be massively scaled back though.  I would ask Congress for a bill to strip all the agencies of their regulation-writing authority, to rescind the entire CFR, and then to take up whatever parts they think need to stay as individual pieces of legislation, but with no guarantee that those bills would not be vetoed.

Until that happened, I would decline to appoint an Administrator of the EPA, or a Secretary of Education, or HUD, or Director of BATFE and accept the immediate resignation of all current political appointees in those agencies (and other that I'm forgetting right now), as well as the immediate retirement of all SES members in those organizations.

In fact, I think my basic position would be "If it isn't in the Constitution, my administration isn't doing it."

all the above and then diddle hot interns

Soylent Green.

Probably get impeached after I stomped on million or so rice bowls....  

Close the borders, deport all illegals. Why spend tax money on giving people from other  countries better lives than U.S. citizens with tax breaks and other programs.  If we cant take care of our own citizens who were born here legally, or our vets. Then we have business spending money to enhance the lives of people from a different country.
No more anchor babies, plain and simple.

Bomb the fuck outta these terrorists, make it clear we aren't going to deal with their crap any longer.
Stupid shit like the muzzies who said that flying the Stars and Stripes was offensive to them...........lmafo  get fucked.

The spending of tax payer money on the housing and care of murderers, rapist, child molesters that have been proven 100% guilty will cease.  You get a $0.35 round to the head.
Lets make people think twice about committing crimes.

Cancel all import bans on arms and ammunition, lets get those guns and ammo flowing back into the U.S.

Make it very clear to congress that it is their job to pass bills on time, that's their job. Meet your deadline or there will be consequences. Like for example instead of the employees of DHS not receiving their paychecks because congress cant pass a budget due to back door immigration policy's that have no bearing on the budget. Instead of the men and women of DHS not getting paid it will be congress that does not get paid until they get their shit together.