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Link Posted: 1/17/2016 9:54:39 PM EDT
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TWO IS MINE!



Mars be praised!
Link Posted: 1/17/2016 10:07:20 PM EDT
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Saw a tank that had been hit by a maverick.

There were about a dozen soldiers riding the turret when it got hit.  The turret did a flip through the air and landed about 15 yards in front of the tank.  Almost all the soldiers were still on the turret, not a scratch on them, but dead.

The driver was still mostly in his seat.  Well, his ass was.  His legs were attached to his ass and a thin scrap up his sides were attached to his arms at the shoulder.  His hands were still on the levers.  The shoulders rested on his pelvis.  His torso was about five yards in front of the tank.

The gunner was burned over 95% of his body.  He was off to the side with about 10 morphine needles in him.  He was alive and they put him out of his misery.

The tank commander was about 50 yards ahead of the tank.  His head was split from crown to chin.  His brain was gone.

The sand was softly covering his black curly hair.

About three years after that day, I was following a middle eastern guy with the same hair.  All of a sudden I was back to that day.  The sights, the smells, all came rushing back.  It was so powerful I sat down and had to settle a bit before getting up and moving on.
Link Posted: 1/17/2016 10:13:44 PM EDT
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While this didn't occur in a combat zone, I had been a firefighter for around 15 years when it happened. Got a call for a rollover on the highway with entrapment. No big deal, been to a hundred calls like this. Roll up on scene and find a full size Chevy van on its side up against a bridge support post. I think this ought to be an easy one. As I am walking up, see the medic there with his coat, covering the victims head, while the rest of his body is pinned under the van. He had been ejected during the accident and ended up underneath. Most of his intestines and innards were...outside of the van, yet he was talking normally and relating to us the circumstances of the accident. It was completely surreal. We finally decided to lift the truck with airbags and just pull him out, as we did he immediately lost consciousness and although we tried our best and got him in the ambulance, he eventually succumbed to his injuries.

It was by far the strangest call I had been on, and I wonder to this day, how long he could have went under that van. It was explained to me by the medic that it was a phenomenon called "compressive shock" that allowed him the ability to communicate and last as long as he did with us on that day, but ultimately he would die, as he did.

I had been to many other fatal accidents, but his one was un-believable.

Link Posted: 1/17/2016 10:19:34 PM EDT
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One random thing that was really cool.





We were on a patrol while assigned to PB Tinderbox outside Sherqat.







We came upon the walls of Ashur, an ancient Assyrian city.  







The city stood from roughly 2500 BC to 1400 BC.







It was sacked and all the Assyrians massacred.  In 1400 BC.  (The Iliad, the story of the Greeks fighting the Trojan War, wasn't committed to writing until around 700 BC...so this took place 700 years before Homer...damn).







Ashur wasn't found again until like 1900.












Nothing has changed in the story of that piece of geography except for the characters' names.


 






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Link Posted: 1/17/2016 10:20:00 PM EDT
[#5]
The Kuwait oil fires.


An Apache helicopter flying about 100 yards away and not hearing it.


A-10s doing practice strafing runs on us while we ate lunch one day.
Link Posted: 1/17/2016 10:30:09 PM EDT
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massive fuel bladder getting hit with IDF and a few dozen indian contract workers being blown up, on fire and crisperd






a haj woman "lost" in a sand storm walked right up on our wire between two towers..  wouldn't listen to commands and got lit up.  turned out to be carrying enough party tricks to take out a few good guys ..







haj in town wearing full on MARPAT cammies...  



Link Posted: 1/17/2016 10:33:26 PM EDT
[#7]
Iraqi farmer had teen daughter's whack
the fields to locate UXOs, BLU-97s.



While he stood back with the animals.

Link Posted: 1/17/2016 10:34:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/17/2016 10:45:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/18/2016 9:59:36 AM EDT
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Either a woman cradling a dude's head like a baby, or fabulously gay Mr. Afghan tight-sparkle-pants.
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 11:00:09 AM EDT
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Katyusha rocket landed and went skidding past us. Never popped, came to rest in Bulgarian area. Or was it Hungarian?

Does that count
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 11:16:27 AM EDT
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Agricultural research complex. Cows, grass, just like home, except for the .mil shit everywhere.
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I wasn't sure this thread would take off. Glad it did.

We rolled into Al Jabbar military air field in Kuwait during Desert Storm, right after the infantry and armor fucked the place up. Burning tanks and APCs, Iraqi gear everywhere, epic mayhem, Marine Corps style. As we are going through the main gate, I see a horse standing behind a fence, head half hung down, not moving. Appeared to me to be totally shell shocked. Pissed me off and broke my heart, because I love horses. Then, just up the road in the grassy median between the two double lanes is a cow, grazing like nothing happened, oblivious to everything... Black and white cow, like you see on a Ben&Jerry's carton, just grazing on the grass...

Also did not expect to see green grass in that desert shithole...

1DD

Agricultural research complex. Cows, grass, just like home, except for the .mil shit everywhere.


I was at Al Jabbar...we fucked that place up.

Got a pic of 21 year old L/Cpl DOW sitting on top of a blown the fuck up T-55 somewhere. Shit eating grin and all.
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 11:19:29 AM EDT
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Does my time in DC at the height of the '88-'94 crack cocaine war count?
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 11:53:32 AM EDT
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I wonder if the tard problem over there has anything to do with the arranged marriage of cousins over multiple generations

 
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I can back this up. About 2 blocks north of the Gov Center in 05. Strangest singing/moaning we ever heard in our lives, not Arabic just strange behind a door covered in metal bars. Breached the door and I sware to god it was Sloth from the Goonies chained to the wall.



Strange



I wonder if the tard problem over there has anything to do with the arranged marriage of cousins over multiple generations

 
Joo think?

 
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 11:57:21 AM EDT
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Squeaky voiced dwarf with a head shaped like a crescent, making chai in a tiny little room, through a tiny little door, on a tiny little stove.

Link Posted: 1/18/2016 12:14:18 PM EDT
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- Hanging out in the middle of downtown Mosul one day, we're all puckered up because there's a million people milling about and it's hot, and we hadn't been in country very long.  This Haji walks up to us, looks around in a suspicious way, and says in a perfectly American accent "damn dudes, this places is fucked up huh?"    Turns out his family picked the summer of 2003 as a good time to take a vacation back home to see family.  That was his first time there.  

- In early 2004, while patrolling the river searching for the remains of two Kiowa pilots who had crashed, my guys found a random Iraqi body floating in the river.  

Link Posted: 1/18/2016 12:26:20 PM EDT
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The scene of the Chinook that went down near Ghazni in 2005- 18 dead and some of the images from that site were pretty surreal.
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 1:03:37 PM EDT
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1st Gulf War.

Midnight in the Mediterranean, an Egyptian ore carrier radioed a mayday that their hull had cracked and were taking on water. No further radio transmissions were heard.
We were first to arrive on the scene at sunup the next morning (flank speed run to the last known location of the ship). No ship in sight but tons of floating debris on the surface and a big oil slick. Found a couple of lifeboats partially sunk with the tarps still on them. That ship must have broken up and gone down very fast that nobody was able to get them lowered in time.

Found 3 survivors clinging to floating debris and 15 of their crew mates that were not so lucky.
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 1:26:59 PM EDT
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I wasn't sure this thread would take off. Glad it did.

We rolled into Al Jabbar military air field in Kuwait during Desert Storm, right after the infantry and armor fucked the place up. Burning tanks and APCs, Iraqi gear everywhere, epic mayhem, Marine Corps style. As we are going through the main gate, I see a horse standing behind a fence, head half hung down, not moving. Appeared to me to be totally shell shocked. Pissed me off and broke my heart, because I love horses. Then, just up the road in the grassy median between the two double lanes is a cow, grazing like nothing happened, oblivious to everything... Black and white cow, like you see on a Ben&Jerry's carton, just grazing on the grass...

Also did not expect to see green grass in that desert shithole...

1DD

Agricultural research complex. Cows, grass, just like home, except for the .mil shit everywhere.


Did not know there was an agricultural research complex at the air force base. We were only told that it was a Kuwaiti air force base, and when we went past an old English Electric "lightning" jet on a static display pedestal, I had no reson to guess otherwise. It would explain the livestock though. Thanks for that info.

1DD
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 1:31:53 PM EDT
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I was at Al Jabbar...we fucked that place up.

Got a pic of 21 year old L/Cpl DOW sitting on top of a blown the fuck up T-55 somewhere. Shit eating grin and all.
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I wasn't sure this thread would take off. Glad it did.

We rolled into Al Jabbar military air field in Kuwait during Desert Storm, right after the infantry and armor fucked the place up. Burning tanks and APCs, Iraqi gear everywhere, epic mayhem, Marine Corps style. As we are going through the main gate, I see a horse standing behind a fence, head half hung down, not moving. Appeared to me to be totally shell shocked. Pissed me off and broke my heart, because I love horses. Then, just up the road in the grassy median between the two double lanes is a cow, grazing like nothing happened, oblivious to everything... Black and white cow, like you see on a Ben&Jerry's carton, just grazing on the grass...

Also did not expect to see green grass in that desert shithole...

1DD

Agricultural research complex. Cows, grass, just like home, except for the .mil shit everywhere.


I was at Al Jabbar...we fucked that place up.

Got a pic of 21 year old L/Cpl DOW sitting on top of a blown the fuck up T-55 somewhere. Shit eating grin and all.


I remember an epic story about a young 0331 clearing trenches around Al Jabbar with his M60E3 Rambo style. As I recall, it was his A-gunner that told me about it...

Do you remember a fuel tanker truck just outside of Al Jabbar that was blown open just like a soup can in a campfire?

1DD
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 1:41:05 PM EDT
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This one time, in band camp...



Link Posted: 1/18/2016 1:55:41 PM EDT
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not the most surreal or bizarre, but since you're fishing for stories:

Blocking a road for an EOD shot we had traffic backed-up pretty far.  Random folks would move forward and lend random complaints as to why they should be allowed to pass "My mom has a doctor appointment" "i need to take this truck full of random shot to XX place" shit like that

A dude comes hobbling up, all fucked up.  Both eyes black, chipped teeth, a few busted fingers, his clothes are torn up a bit and he's filthy.  Missing one of his flip-flops

kept going on to our terp about how he was robbed.  lol, no fucks given.  he was still wearing his watch and had his wallet (showed us his ID, had planty of money).

then some random older dudes show up from the back of the crowd and gently lead him off behind the front row of cars.  they were really, really nice to him, kept hugging him, holding his hands, being super-friendly.  the guy just kept looking more and more terrified.  the terp just quit talking to him, sorta just walked back to our vehicles.  after a few minutes we didn't see the small group of men behind the cars anymore, they'd simply moved out of our line of sight.

we didn't see anything, but what we heard was the unmistakable sound of dude-rape.


after another half-hour or so, we saw that raped dude high-tailing it across the open desert
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 2:03:18 PM EDT
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The ancient city of Hatra appearing out of the desert one day flying in support of OP DAN in 2008.  No one had briefed us it would be there.  
I was a pretty junior section lead and immediately started to worry about the trouble I would get in if/when we had to shoot people inside.
Good thing we never shot anybody in 2008.
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 2:04:47 PM EDT
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NATO messhall in Kabul stocked with milk from Iran.
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 2:17:49 PM EDT
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I was pulling guard duty while in the field in Korea. We had a retrans rig set up on top of hill 303. This was in mid August 1995. I wasn't actually part of the retrans crew, I was a SENS squad leader, and my squad had sites all over area IV. I had to use our CUCV to carry a guy back to Carroll from the bunker at CP Oscar on Walker, and while there got a call from the radio squad leader, asking me if I could take chow to the guys on the hill.

I didn't mind, but got delayed, so it was dark by the time I got the chow to them, and decided to crash with them for the night. They had been getting run ragged, so I offered to pull a couple of guard shifts that night to let their guys get some sleep, I knew I would be able to catch a nap the next day before lunch.

Anyway, It was just before midnight, it was a hot and humid night, but there wasn't a cloud in the sky, so even with no light you could see everything around you. I hadn't been in Korea long, and most of that time I had spent in processing, and getting a squad of privates and PFC's ready to go to the field, most of them had never done it before, we didn't even have enough SPC4's who had been to the field before to put one on every team, so I had been busy. I was on shift, it was dark and quiet, the site had commercial power so there were no generators running. Just before midnight I heard something in the distance, then I heard it getting closer, it was obvious several people were walking up the hill. Not much later they came into sight about a quarter of a mile down from me, at first I thought they were ROK Army troops, because they were wearing old steel pots and plain green fatigues. None of them were carrying weapons (which wasn't too surprising, we had several teams that set up in areas that didn't allow weapons or even LBE), and once they got about 200 yards out I started to hear some chatter, I couldn't really make anything out, but it sounded like English.

As the got close, I shouted the challenge, and the group stopped and went to the ground, like whoever was in charge was trying to figure out what to do. I shouted out the challenge, and for them to approach slowly, no response. I called the site commander (a SSG), he came out, and when I turned around to point them out there was nobody there, not a sole. He thought I had lost my mind, he went back to sleep, I finished my shifts with no further drama. At dawn I got up and walked down the hill, the only evidence I found a steel pot helmet, a roll of WD1 field wire, and some C-Rat cans that still had bits of food in them.

I told my 1SGT what I had seen later that day, when I stopped in at the company HQ on Walker Airfield. He told me I was either crazy and seeing things or I had seen ghosts. Ghosts of who? Goolge Hill 303, and Camp Carroll Korea, that will tell you who. I think somebody was yanking my chain, a couple of the guys in the radio squad were real assholes who got off playing jokes on people, I guess it didn't have the affect they expected being that I wasn't aware of the history of the hill until later.
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Link Posted: 1/18/2016 2:19:29 PM EDT
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I saw a very small neighborhood outside of Bayji that was full of inbred folks with heads the size of grapefruits.  The entire neighborhood.

They were the most cantankerous bunch of motherfuckers I have ever seen, pissed-off to no end.  But I would be too if my head was the size of a grapefruit.
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 2:43:03 PM EDT
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Brought a guy in for questioning, later higher up tells my squad to escort him out of town and to a taxi.    My squad leader is not happy about it so we escort him just around the corner from the firm base and let him go. We head back to base and 30 seconds later hear a few AK's mag dump on the road where we just let the dude go.  The squad moves on the position and there is the guy we questioned all shot up laying in the street.

Guys with hands tied and tongues and hearts cut out in a dirt field.

Terp slapping the piss out of a guy that was shooting mortars at us and then stuffs him into the trunk of a hatchback HMMWV.
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 2:56:10 PM EDT
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Flying a UAV mission over random compounds in Afghanistan. Most of them tend to look pretty similar, but as we were flying over one I noticed that the house looked EXACTLY like I'd expect an Afghani mobile home to look. We all looked at each other and said "Afghan trailer trash?" and chuckled.





I commented that the only thing that would make it more perfect is if there was a tractor up on blocks in the back yard.





I flew around the backside of the house....





...tractor up on blocks in the back yard





That was the hardest I'd ever laughed over there. I think I have a snapshot of it somewhere.

Link Posted: 1/18/2016 3:02:02 PM EDT
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I remember an epic story about a young 0331 clearing trenches around Al Jabbar with his M60E3 Rambo style. As I recall, it was his A-gunner that told me about it...

Do you remember a fuel tanker truck just outside of Al Jabbar that was blown open just like a soup can in a campfire?

1DD
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I wasn't sure this thread would take off. Glad it did.

We rolled into Al Jabbar military air field in Kuwait during Desert Storm, right after the infantry and armor fucked the place up. Burning tanks and APCs, Iraqi gear everywhere, epic mayhem, Marine Corps style. As we are going through the main gate, I see a horse standing behind a fence, head half hung down, not moving. Appeared to me to be totally shell shocked. Pissed me off and broke my heart, because I love horses. Then, just up the road in the grassy median between the two double lanes is a cow, grazing like nothing happened, oblivious to everything... Black and white cow, like you see on a Ben&Jerry's carton, just grazing on the grass...

Also did not expect to see green grass in that desert shithole...

1DD

Agricultural research complex. Cows, grass, just like home, except for the .mil shit everywhere.


I was at Al Jabbar...we fucked that place up.

Got a pic of 21 year old L/Cpl DOW sitting on top of a blown the fuck up T-55 somewhere. Shit eating grin and all.


I remember an epic story about a young 0331 clearing trenches around Al Jabbar with his M60E3 Rambo style. As I recall, it was his A-gunner that told me about it...

Do you remember a fuel tanker truck just outside of Al Jabbar that was blown open just like a soup can in a campfire?

1DD


Don't remember that. The one memory that stands out most in my mind about that place was the room the Iraqis used to shit in. A room literally full of shit. Didn't occur to them to dig a hole - they just designated one room as the head and shit all over the place. The floor was literally covered in shit.

Animals.
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 3:34:32 PM EDT
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While on radio watch at a 15 man OP, I recieved the report that Michael Jackson had died over a BFT.

While with our Afghan counterparts, we were ambushed. We kicked our dismounts, turned into the fight, and began to assault. Once at the LOA we were still consolidating and reorganizing as an ANA Soldier walked up with a plater, 4 glasses, and pot of hot chai asking if we wanted some. I told him to put that shit down and pull security. Damn Afghans.
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 3:57:21 PM EDT
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While on radio watch at a 15 man OP, I recieved the report that Michael Jackson had died over a BFT.

While with our Afghan counterparts, we were ambushed. We kicked our dismounts, turned into the fight, and began to assault. Once at the LOA we were still consolidating and reorganizing as an ANA Soldier walked up with a plater, 4 glasses, and pot of hot chai asking if we wanted some. I told him to put that shit down and pull security. Damn Afghans.
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Link Posted: 1/18/2016 4:00:48 PM EDT
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One of my favorite memories from Iraq.  I was off for the evening and had checked out the sat phone to call home.  It was probably around 2200 and dark out.  I sat on a mine roller in the motor pool and called my girlfriend.  While I was on the phone they started dropping Illum over the Euphrates.  I leaned back and enjoyed the show as I chatted with my girl
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 4:04:06 PM EDT
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Talking on the phone one minute, the next minute having to tell your family "I gotta go" and hang up so you can go man the walls and repel an attack
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I was on Skype with my wife while I was in Afghanistan.  Something blew up, I commented about it being kinda loud.  Then something else blew up, then I lost internet and they stuck us in River City.  I felt kinda bad about not being able to tell her I was ok.

 
Link Posted: 1/18/2016 4:24:52 PM EDT
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1st Gulf war. Coming through Hwy 8, Highway to Hell. Ordnance and dead bodies all over the place.
A few of us lean against a pick up that had been shot up pretty badly. One of the guys says something smells really bad, and it's close. He looks directly to his left and there is the bottom half of a body sitting in the bed of the truck. Looked like it had been cut off clean barely above the waist.

Found numerous heads/limbs lying outside of vehicles that had been shot up.
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I was on Skype with my wife while I was in Afghanistan.  Something blew up, I commented about it being kinda loud.  Then something else blew up, then I lost internet and they stuck us in River City.  I felt kinda bad about not being able to tell her I was ok.  
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I was on Skype with my wife while I was in Afghanistan.  Something blew up, I commented about it being kinda loud.  Then something else blew up, then I lost internet and they stuck us in River City.  I felt kinda bad about not being able to tell her I was ok.  


I was in a similar situation but thank god my wife was at my Sgts wife's birthday party they watched the situation unfold on the news.  He calmed her down and told her I was going to be fine.  That was a fun night though seeing dudes get turned to ground beef by mini guns.
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Seeing as this is a firearms forum! The destruction of SVD's, mp5's, and a slew of other highly collectible guns...... Engineers blew em up the bastards! I did manage to play with several goodies before the Big Bang..... M3, ppsh and a Stetchkin
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Desert Storm. I've got a pic of us stacking AKs about 3 foot high laced with TNT and det cord.
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Once, for about 10 minutes, it snowed in Balad, Iraq.


Didn't stick because it was too warm, and it changed back to rain after, but it kind of blew my mind.
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Once, for about 10 minutes, it snowed in Balad, Iraq.





Didn't stick because it was too warm, and it changed back to rain after, but it kind of blew my mind.
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We got a bit of snow while I was at Camp Habbaniyah Iraq in Jan/Feb 2008.  I don't think it stuck, just came down as snow and melted.

 
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Off the top of my head, probably the weather just before the 2003 invasion - with oil fires set in Iraq reflecting red off the clouds of a massive thunderstorm, and accompanied by plenty of lightning, it made Iraq look like it was going to be Mordor.  The "mother of all sandstorms" was fun, too.

Rolling through at night with vehicles silhouetted in the oil fires was one of those "only in war" sights, too.


Probably the scale of those stick with me as surreal.
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American village was what they called it. There was also this bug billboard for a housing development called the avrocity which promised American style living with pictures of white families enjoying their new American style condos and shopping centers in Kurdistan.

I think the strangest thing i saw was a donkey funeral and a donkey vouyer. There was a dead donkey on the side of the road and out f nowhere a clan of donkeys walked from the middle of the desert and each came to it and bowed their heads like they were paying respects.

The vouyer donkey was standing across the street from cows watching them as a convoy passed by. He'd get an erection looking at the cows, then blast his load all over the msr (Reno pretty close to Santa Fe in between Mosul and tal afar) -- he'd recharge, get a full hard on again and climax like instantly. We were go closer to go videotape him then someone said what if he's cumming because someone put an ied in his ass like some kind of donkey borne ied but plug, so we just watched and laughed from afar behind the cover of an mrap until we continued mission.
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Erbil had advertisements for US style suburb homes, note although in Iraq I don't consider it a war zone.  Felt safer there than in most parts of US.


American village was what they called it. There was also this bug billboard for a housing development called the avrocity which promised American style living with pictures of white families enjoying their new American style condos and shopping centers in Kurdistan.

I think the strangest thing i saw was a donkey funeral and a donkey vouyer. There was a dead donkey on the side of the road and out f nowhere a clan of donkeys walked from the middle of the desert and each came to it and bowed their heads like they were paying respects.

The vouyer donkey was standing across the street from cows watching them as a convoy passed by. He'd get an erection looking at the cows, then blast his load all over the msr (Reno pretty close to Santa Fe in between Mosul and tal afar) -- he'd recharge, get a full hard on again and climax like instantly. We were go closer to go videotape him then someone said what if he's cumming because someone put an ied in his ass like some kind of donkey borne ied but plug, so we just watched and laughed from afar behind the cover of an mrap until we continued mission.


Yup, glad I wasn't the only one to see those, weren't a whole lot of Americans in that area.  As a matter of fact I don't think I remember the distinct lack of uniformed service members from any country in that area.
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We got a bit of snow while I was at Camp Habbaniyah Iraq in Jan/Feb 2008.  I don't think it stuck, just came down as snow and melted.  
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Once, for about 10 minutes, it snowed in Balad, Iraq.


Didn't stick because it was too warm, and it changed back to rain after, but it kind of blew my mind.
We got a bit of snow while I was at Camp Habbaniyah Iraq in Jan/Feb 2008.  I don't think it stuck, just came down as snow and melted.  


It stuck out in the middle of nowhere when we were doing patrol and screen lines.

I got hypothermia from that shit and it was by and far my most miserable time in Iraq.
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Squeaky voiced dwarf with a head shaped like a crescent, making chai in a tiny little room, through a tiny little door, on a tiny little stove.

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If you liked that, I got to go to an entire midget village in China.
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It stuck out in the middle of nowhere when we were doing patrol and screen lines.



I got hypothermia from that shit and it was by and far my most miserable time in Iraq.
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Once, for about 10 minutes, it snowed in Balad, Iraq.





Didn't stick because it was too warm, and it changed back to rain after, but it kind of blew my mind.
We got a bit of snow while I was at Camp Habbaniyah Iraq in Jan/Feb 2008.  I don't think it stuck, just came down as snow and melted.  




It stuck out in the middle of nowhere when we were doing patrol and screen lines.



I got hypothermia from that shit and it was by and far my most miserable time in Iraq.
I just remember the shower trailers had no heated water and it sucked to clean up.  I felt bad for my gunner as he had to drive around getting hit by the wet snow followed by the cold air.

 
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Suicide bombers, for some reason, seemed to shed their facial skin intact.



Gives a new meaning to the word "face mask"
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We started our deployment in Rawah and ended in Camp Korean Village.  I didn't see any Koreans my whole deployment.
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I just remember the shower trailers had no heated water and it sucked to clean up.  I felt bad for my gunner as he had to drive around getting hit by the wet snow followed by the cold air.  
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Once, for about 10 minutes, it snowed in Balad, Iraq.


Didn't stick because it was too warm, and it changed back to rain after, but it kind of blew my mind.
We got a bit of snow while I was at Camp Habbaniyah Iraq in Jan/Feb 2008.  I don't think it stuck, just came down as snow and melted.  


It stuck out in the middle of nowhere when we were doing patrol and screen lines.

I got hypothermia from that shit and it was by and far my most miserable time in Iraq.
I just remember the shower trailers had no heated water and it sucked to clean up.  I felt bad for my gunner as he had to drive around getting hit by the wet snow followed by the cold air.  


Try being a rigger for an LAV R or a LAV L.  

LAV L except we didn't have a 240 mount by the rear hatch.

LAV R I'd be right about where the tire is with that hatch open.
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American village was what they called it. There was also this bug billboard for a housing development called the avrocity which promised American style living with pictures of white families enjoying their new American style condos and shopping centers in Kurdistan.

I think the strangest thing i saw was a donkey funeral and a donkey vouyer. There was a dead donkey on the side of the road and out f nowhere a clan of donkeys walked from the middle of the desert and each came to it and bowed their heads like they were paying respects.

The vouyer donkey was standing across the street from cows watching them as a convoy passed by. He'd get an erection looking at the cows, then blast his load all over the msr (Reno pretty close to Santa Fe in between Mosul and tal afar) -- he'd recharge, get a full hard on again and climax like instantly. We were go closer to go videotape him then someone said what if he's cumming because someone put an ied in his ass like some kind of donkey borne ied but plug, so we just watched and laughed from afar behind the cover of an mrap until we continued mission.
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Erbil had advertisements for US style suburb homes, note although in Iraq I don't consider it a war zone.  Felt safer there than in most parts of US.


American village was what they called it. There was also this bug billboard for a housing development called the avrocity which promised American style living with pictures of white families enjoying their new American style condos and shopping centers in Kurdistan.

I think the strangest thing i saw was a donkey funeral and a donkey vouyer. There was a dead donkey on the side of the road and out f nowhere a clan of donkeys walked from the middle of the desert and each came to it and bowed their heads like they were paying respects.

The vouyer donkey was standing across the street from cows watching them as a convoy passed by. He'd get an erection looking at the cows, then blast his load all over the msr (Reno pretty close to Santa Fe in between Mosul and tal afar) -- he'd recharge, get a full hard on again and climax like instantly. We were go closer to go videotape him then someone said what if he's cumming because someone put an ied in his ass like some kind of donkey borne ied but plug, so we just watched and laughed from afar behind the cover of an mrap until we continued mission.


If that's not sig line material I don't know what is
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The  portable single occupancy stacked coolers at the mortuary affairs compound with a sign that read "quiet day sleepers".
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Lol....

Saw some interesting stuff doing HR duty.

Some of it very sad.
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