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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:11:25 PM EDT
I remember when I lived in Vegas they seemed to go later in the evening/night. Is that pretty universal or was it just a local thing?
I'm looking for a date/some fun 
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:13:17 PM EDT
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Most strippers get their exercise at work.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:14:49 PM EDT
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Most strippers get their exercise at work. Or in the bedroom, car, alley, etc. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:16:14 PM EDT
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It depends on their class schedule.
All strippers are just doing it for tuition money, remember? |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:17:06 PM EDT
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The drugs help keep the weight off.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:18:38 PM EDT
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How can you tell that they're strippers?
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:19:42 PM EDT
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The strippers in my neighborhood go to the ladies only gym
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:21:06 PM EDT
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they usually don't work out, they just do meth or crack and it keeps them skinny........i know this.............mannnn
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:21:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The strippers in my neighborhood go to the ladies only gym Gee whiz.....I wonder why?  |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:22:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:22:41 PM EDT
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How can you tell that they're strippers? They smell like vanilla and shame. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:23:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They smell like vanilla and shame. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How can you tell that they're strippers? They smell like vanilla and shame. You forgot about the glitter and jailhouse tats |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:24:24 PM EDT
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morning.
if they live in apartments, that's when they hit the pool, too. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:24:27 PM EDT
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Crack of dawn.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:25:29 PM EDT
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You forgot about the glitter and jailhouse tats Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How can you tell that they're strippers? They smell like vanilla and shame. You forgot about the glitter and jailhouse tats Pretty sure you guys are talking about fairies... 
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:26:13 PM EDT
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they usually don't work out, they just do meth or crack and it keeps them skinny........i know this.............mannnn This |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:26:55 PM EDT
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How can you tell that they're strippers? You can never get all the glitter cleaned off. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:27:53 PM EDT
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Are you having trouble finding damaged, drug-addicted women who might screw for money?
Backpage is your friend, friend. 
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:29:28 PM EDT
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Gee whiz.....I wonder why?
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The strippers in my neighborhood go to the ladies only gym Gee whiz.....I wonder why?
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:30:50 PM EDT
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You can never get all the glitter cleaned off. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How can you tell that they're strippers? You can never get all the glitter cleaned off. That's hard to explain to the wife, huh?
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:32:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Most strippers get their exercise at work. this--that's a serious fucking workout. some years ago, a friend of mine starts dating a new girl. we all met out for drinks one night, and she tells us that she works at a local strip club...but only as a bartender. a couple of days later, i bump into her around town. she's wearing shorts, and has archetypal stripper legs--no hamstrings, but really developed quads and calves. told her to stop BSing, and she fessed up. honestly, i know very few strippers who work out--their job is basically 6 hours of bodyweight exercise a night.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:34:30 PM EDT
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they usually don't work out, they just do meth or crack and it keeps them skinny........i know this.............mannnn Also Pole dancing. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 5:37:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:43:42 PM EDT
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First time stalking?
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Posted: 8/26/2014 6:54:58 PM EDT
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Strippers in my area went to an indoor paintball arena after work.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:19:01 PM EDT
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All the strippers I've known worked 10-12 hours a day , six days a week and did around 7-8 minutes of dancing every 30 minutes which works out to over an hour and a half of exercise every day just at work. Then usually on saturday after the club closes there is a party at someone's house where they all get raving drunk, snort coke, and teach the new girls how to do the pole tricks.
No, I am not proud of the fact I know this but I found out I can do the upside down spinning thing because some ho-bag told me i couldn't. I still proved her wrong though and got some pie out of it so
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:19:19 PM EDT
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motel/ hotel right next to the club .. no gym needed
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:21:07 PM EDT
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Don't know about the gym... but in New Orleans they go to the Country Club during the day to tan...
Go ahead ask me how I know ETA... The food there is nothing short of AMAZING as well... Sunday Brunch then some naked pool time FTW!! |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:25:48 PM EDT
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First time stalking? Yup, I thought that was more about singling someone out and being creepy, but guess not  You're right, chatting with someone a few times and trying to get their number I guess could be considered stalking. I'm such a loser
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:26:25 PM EDT
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Find the guys in a local rock band who are selling dope and you will find strippers
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:30:02 PM EDT
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Well they work in the evenings, go to school in the mornings and take care of their kids in the middle so your guess is as good as mine, the ones I knew in school looked better with their cloths on than off. On the other hand the 19-21 year old girls at college who did not have kids yet with the rock hard bodies were wanting to cut loose.Never went to strip club ever but have had plenty of lap dances at college parties. nothing like sitting on a couch ready to take a nap and feel warm boobies hitting you in the face.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:31:16 PM EDT
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They come in to the ER late at night to get their STDs treated and MRSA abscesses I&D'd.
I always tell them to stop shaving their pubic area with a blade razor. An electric shaver produces far less skin trauma, and fewer infections. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:32:21 PM EDT
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Yup, I thought that was more about singling someone out and being creepy, but guess not You're right, chatting with someone a few times and trying to get their number I guess could be considered stalking. I'm such a loserQuote HistoryQuoted:
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First time stalking? Yup, I thought that was more about singling someone out and being creepy, but guess not You're right, chatting with someone a few times and trying to get their number I guess could be considered stalking. I'm such a loserIf you want to bang a stripper just go to a particular club a lot. You don't need to blow huge sums of money when you're there; just spent enough to get to know some of the girls. Once they get to know you a bit then start going like an hour or two before they close. Sooner or later one of the chicks you made friends with will need a ride and you're good as laid. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:32:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryLOL |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:34:51 PM EDT
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The strippers in my neighborhood go to the ladies only gym Where they are probably looking for a date. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:35:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They come in to the ER late at night to get their STDs treated and MRSA abscesses I&D'd. I always tell them to stop shaving their pubic area with a blade razor. An electric shaver produces far less skin trauma, and fewer infections.  |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:35:13 PM EDT
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The strippers in my neighborhood go to the ladies only gym I've found this to be true. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:36:07 PM EDT
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This is just a dumb ass question. Try being a bit modest, polite, etc..; if you are looking for a date. The way you are acting you should just shell out some case and get a hooker. If you want a nice gal, wise up.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:45:29 PM EDT
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How can you tell that they're strippers? Tattoos |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:48:16 PM EDT
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It depends on their class schedule. All strippers are just doing it for tuition money, remember? Pre-meds
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:48:42 PM EDT
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Next question - "What are the long term effects, if any, from exposure to chloroform?"
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:49:33 PM EDT
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This is just a dumb ass question. Try being a bit modest, polite, etc..; if you are looking for a date. The way you are acting you should just shell out some case and get a hooker. If you want a nice gal, wise up. Who said anything about wanting a nice gal? 
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:56:40 PM EDT
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If you want to bang a stripper just go to a particular club a lot. You don't need to blow huge sums of money when you're there; just spent enough to get to know some of the girls. Once they get to know you a bit then start going like an hour or two before they close. Sooner or later one of the chicks you made friends with will need a ride and you're good as laid. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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First time stalking? Yup, I thought that was more about singling someone out and being creepy, but guess not You're right, chatting with someone a few times and trying to get their number I guess could be considered stalking. I'm such a loserIf you want to bang a stripper just go to a particular club a lot. You don't need to blow huge sums of money when you're there; just spent enough to get to know some of the girls. Once they get to know you a bit then start going like an hour or two before they close. Sooner or later one of the chicks you made friends with will need a ride and you're good as laid. Every club I have worked at or patronized specifically forbade the dancers from leaving property with a patron. My vote would be wherever the girls party on nights off, or hang out after work. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 7:59:08 PM EDT
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Strippers don't go to the gym, they employ the Walter White diet to stay thin.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 8:05:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Find the guys in a local rock band who are selling dope and you will find strippers |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 8:12:01 PM EDT
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Most strippers get their exercise at work. This plus meth. No need for the gym on the Jenny Crank diet. Body by Meth. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 8:29:24 PM EDT
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If one post topic that sums up Arfcom GD had to be picked, this one would be in the top 5 for sure.
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Posted: 8/26/2014 8:36:03 PM EDT
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The strippers I know don't wear glitter anymore because it leaves behind evidence and some guys don't want to go home with glitter on them, they also wear men's cologne so you don't go home smelling like a chick
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Posted: 8/26/2014 8:37:15 PM EDT
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The strippers I know don't wear glitter anymore because it leaves behind evidence and some guys don't want to go home with glitter on them, they also wear men's cologne so you don't go home smelling like a chick
So go home smelling like a dick? |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 8:39:11 PM EDT
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Tattoos Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How can you tell that they're strippers? Tattoos Meh, most of the girls at the last club didn't have any tattoos. |
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Posted: 8/26/2014 8:39:16 PM EDT
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they usually don't work out, they just do meth or crack and it keeps them skinny........i know this.............mannnn It depends on the stripper. Many of them work out like fiends, and they are easy to spot.  Genetics can only carry a woman so far, and eventually it takes some work to stay in shape.
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