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Turn lights on in rooms she isn't going into but just walking by.

Tell me to go ahead and buy something that we have talked about, budgeted for, and planned to buy for over a year, and then shit up a bitch storm out both pant legs about how we could have used that money for something else, and then claim said item as her own, and then buying another one on her own without talking to me about it. Happens with guns, cans, ammo, cars, everything.

Example 1) Our first suppressor. A .30 Stainless steel AAC for our .308. I bring it home to much bitching and moaning over how the money was just wasted for 7 months, how ear plugs are cheaper, blah blah blah. Within two days she has moved the whole fucking rifle from our gun safe to her safe. (Us having two safes in the house is another example.) She then within a week marches her ass down to the LGS, trust in hand, and puts a gem tech .22LR can and another .30  AAC can in suppressor jail, without saying one word to me about it. She then tells me we owe the LGS the remaining 75% of the purchase price of the cans when they show up, and that we need another .308 bolt gun because she doesn't want to not have one when I go camping.

Example 2) "Our" Jeep cherokee. So I end up buying a 1996 Jeep for $400 dollars. The body and frame are in great shape, the insides are good enough, but no motor. Over two years I dump $6,500 dollars into this thing and end up with a fucking awesome off road vehicle for us to take camping. Well, the wife has claimed it as her own, bitches if I drive it, and takes it out every time it rains or snows or whatever. I wouldn't mind, but she just gets so fucking snarky about it, and all through the build she said it was a waste of money.

Don't get me wrong, I love her to death, but sometimes I'm just like, damn.

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My wife will never completely finish anything she is drinking.  If she has water, coffee, soda, wine, or whatever, there is always about an inch of liquid left in the cup or glass.  If she leaves a glass on the table and I dump out the liquid that is left she will ask, "what happened to my drink"?  . I have asked why she doesn't finish everything in her glass the answer is, "I just didn't want anymore".

I love my wife dearly and I am thrilled that is the only strange thing she does.  I am very lucky to have her in my life.

For you guys complaining about how much gas is in your wife's car or her lack of maintenance, shouldn't you be taking care of that for her?

I always check my wife's gas gauge and I take her car and fill it up.  I don't want her out freezing in a gas station or her being in a position where she can get robbed. (She does carry and knows how to use it very well)

I also know when her maintenance is due and I see that it gets done.  I'll worry about the cars and she can take of other things.

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gives head every time we have sex.  Every time

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My wife also has a horrible memory for where she puts things, she will go nuts and clean house but never remember where my tools or other items should go, like a hammer never makes it to the garage, she'll throw it in a bin with my boots and not tell me, when the wrench that was in same bucket goes in my dresser, etc. If I can't find something, she will deny moving it or ever seeing it, so if I know exactly where it would have been, and suspect she moved it, I've had to come up with a way for her to return the item without admitting it.

I make a big deal out of "searching" (knowing it is already not somewhere i will ever find) for it upstairs, then on the main floor, then complain that I can't find it. She will tell me she never saw it, so I'll go down into the basement, make a bunch of noise moving stuff with my foot while reading ARf on my phone and when I go back upstairs in 20 minutes, the item will be sitting on my mouse pad, under a piece of paper. She has put my battery drill, my claw hammer, and several other large tools there. She denies ever touching the items and says they must have been there the whole time.

Kharn

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My wife also has a horrible memory for where she puts things, she will go nuts and clean house but never remember where my tools or other items should go, like a hammer never makes it to the garage, she'll throw it in a bin with my boots and not tell me, when the wrench that was in same bucket goes in my dresser, etc. If I can't find something, she will deny moving it or ever seeing it, so if I know exactly where it would have been, and suspect she moved it, I've had to come up with a way for her to return the item without admitting it.

I make a big deal out of "searching" (knowing it is already not somewhere i will ever find) for it upstairs, then on the main floor, then complain that I can't find it. She will tell me she never saw it, so I'll go down into the basement, make a bunch of noise moving stuff with my foot while reading ARf on my phone and when I go back upstairs in 20 minutes, the item will be sitting on my mouse pad, under a piece of paper. She has put my battery drill, my claw hammer, and several other large tools there. She denies ever touching the items and says they must have been there the whole time.

Kharn

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