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Posted: 6/5/2014 9:29:14 PM EDT
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Did you cut Justin Bieber's head off?! There are bikini snaps in this, so you've been warned!  http://youtu.be/LqFlTG-YuSsBikini snaps are not working for me! I did come across this pic though. http://img.ifcdn.com/images/6c12659b3fc7c5bf456850db077ec305ebf79be3a4e0920cb07d90c9c602738b_1.jpg Words cannot describe my horniness right now Then I imagine you're resorting to waterfowl calls about now.
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Posted: 6/6/2014 12:39:19 AM EDT
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Another prankster gets popped.
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:11:06 AM EDT
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I'm laughing AT him, not with him.
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:12:06 AM EDT
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I'm laughing AT him, not with him. http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i172/schkoot/IMG_18900731532148_zpsor7pc7fo.jpeg It's not even a good likeness. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:20:56 AM EDT
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I'm laughing AT him, not with him. http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i172/schkoot/IMG_18900731532148_zpsor7pc7fo.jpeg It's not even a good likeness. Yeah. The more I look at it, the more I think it's sad, not funny. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:21:49 AM EDT
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Yeah. The more I look at it, the more I think it's sad, not funny. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm laughing AT him, not with him. http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i172/schkoot/IMG_18900731532148_zpsor7pc7fo.jpeg It's not even a good likeness. Yeah. The more I look at it, the more I think it's sad, not funny. It's both. It's the kind of thing where you want to hug him and laugh at the same time. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 2:21:47 AM EDT
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I'm laughing AT him, not with him. http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i172/schkoot/IMG_18900731532148_zpsor7pc7fo.jpeg Well bless his heart... Y'all outta be ashamed of pickin on a simple fella like that. Just cause he goes and gets a tattoo that tells the world he's simple doesn't mean y'all gotta go pickin on him. Yeah, he's probably level headed cause he drools outta both sides of his mouth at the same time, but damn folks...give a retard a chance. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 8:09:25 AM EDT
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This is one of my cats a couple of years ago.
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Posted: 6/6/2014 8:14:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 10:55:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 10:56:03 AM EDT
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Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip........................... In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?” "Wait a moment,” Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.” "Triple filter?” asked the acquaintance. "That’s right,” Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let’s take a moment to filter what you’re going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?” "No,” the man said, "Actually I just heard about it.” "All right,” said Socrates, "So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?” "No, on the contrary...” "So,” Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you’re not certain it’s true?” The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?” "No, not really.” "Well,” concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?” The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was banging his wife. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 10:58:57 AM EDT
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Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip........................... In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?” "Wait a moment,” Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.” "Triple filter?” asked the acquaintance. "That’s right,” Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let’s take a moment to filter what you’re going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?” "No,” the man said, "Actually I just heard about it.” "All right,” said Socrates, "So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?” "No, on the contrary...” "So,” Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you’re not certain it’s true?” The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?” "No, not really.” "Well,” concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?” The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was banging his wife. 
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Posted: 6/6/2014 11:00:44 AM EDT
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Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip........................... In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?” "Wait a moment,” Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.” "Triple filter?” asked the acquaintance. "That’s right,” Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let’s take a moment to filter what you’re going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?” "No,” the man said, "Actually I just heard about it.” "All right,” said Socrates, "So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?” "No, on the contrary...” "So,” Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you’re not certain it’s true?” The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?” "No, not really.” "Well,” concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?” The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was banging his wife. I think the acquaintance got the usefulness question wrong.
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Posted: 6/6/2014 11:22:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 11:31:23 AM EDT
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Kind of think that would fall under the *useful* category though. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip........................... In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?” "Wait a moment,” Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.” "Triple filter?” asked the acquaintance. "That’s right,” Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let’s take a moment to filter what you’re going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?” "No,” the man said, "Actually I just heard about it.” "All right,” said Socrates, "So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?” "No, on the contrary...” "So,” Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you’re not certain it’s true?” The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?” "No, not really.” "Well,” concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?” The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was banging his wife.
Kind of think that would fall under the *useful* category though. no need to be cynical about it.... |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 11:43:45 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 11:45:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 12:03:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:07:36 PM EDT
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Someone looks familiar at 12 seconds.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That guy's amazing! I tried to friend his page on fb but he has too many friend requests. @0:10 
http://youtu.be/6w1DsOA-1pM
https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/10245507_10152085966632823_2899249708599444374_n.jpg https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10377157_785426838147657_8370892819823357744_n.jpg https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10401528_257683061086092_1460643866263621932_n.jpg Bergdahl? |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:12:39 PM EDT
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Kind of think that would fall under the *useful* category though. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip........................... In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?” "Wait a moment,” Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.” "Triple filter?” asked the acquaintance. "That’s right,” Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let’s take a moment to filter what you’re going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?” "No,” the man said, "Actually I just heard about it.” "All right,” said Socrates, "So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?” "No, on the contrary...” "So,” Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you’re not certain it’s true?” The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?” "No, not really.” "Well,” concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?” The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was banging his wife.
Kind of think that would fall under the *useful* category though. Socrates was widely known to have been a twat. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:15:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:19:24 PM EDT
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host is going stupid place holder
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:22:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:32:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Socrates was widely known to have been a twat. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip........................... In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?” "Wait a moment,” Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.” "Triple filter?” asked the acquaintance. "That’s right,” Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let’s take a moment to filter what you’re going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?” "No,” the man said, "Actually I just heard about it.” "All right,” said Socrates, "So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?” "No, on the contrary...” "So,” Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you’re not certain it’s true?” The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?” "No, not really.” "Well,” concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?” The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was banging his wife. Kind of think that would fall under the *useful* category though. Socrates was widely known to have been a twat. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:35:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:49:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:51:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistorySomething similar happened to me in Venezuela, twice. I'm sitting on the toilet one day and thought I saw something move out of the corner of my eye. Glance around and don't see anything so I figure it was my eyes playing tricks on me. Ten seconds later a huge cockroach flies right by my face (yes, some of them really fly). Definitely not constipated at that point. A year later: I go into the bathroom and sit on the porcelain throne...and start getting that feeling that I'm not alone. Remembering my previous experience my "situational awareness" meter goes to 11 and I'm looking all around me. Sure enough, there's a tarantula on the floor right behind the toilet seat.
For the record, I grabbed a can of Raid and a lighter, chased that tarantula out from behind the toilet with the improvised flame thrower, cornered him and toasted him with the burning bug spray. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:53:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: For the record, I grabbed a can of Raid and a lighter, chased that tarantula out from behind the toilet with the improvised flame thrower, cornered him and toasted him with the burning bug spray. Smart move. Highly recommended course of action... |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 1:55:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 2:39:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 2:44:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryHe already got screwed at least once. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 3:00:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryMaybe She didn't know going from GA to MN was Not C-ward? |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 3:03:45 PM EDT
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He already got screwed at least once. Quote HistoryQuoted:
He already got screwed at least once. One time I went into one of those places with 10,000 tickets; they took them and told us to leave....saying that it was impossible to get that many. |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 3:06:50 PM EDT
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One time I went into one of those places with 10,000 tickets; they took them and told us to leave....saying that it was impossible to get that many. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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He already got screwed at least once. One time I went into one of those places with 10,000 tickets; they took them and told us to leave....saying that it was impossible to get that many. Sorry, but 
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Posted: 6/6/2014 3:22:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 3:35:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 3:47:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 4:40:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 6:48:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 8:17:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryFIRE ALARM PANEL |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 8:29:21 PM EDT
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Kind of think that would fall under the *useful* category though. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip........................... In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?” "Wait a moment,” Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.” "Triple filter?” asked the acquaintance. "That’s right,” Socrates continued, "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let’s take a moment to filter what you’re going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?” "No,” the man said, "Actually I just heard about it.” "All right,” said Socrates, "So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about Diogenes something good?” "No, on the contrary...” "So,” Socrates continued, "You want to tell me something about Diogenes that may be bad, even though you’re not certain it’s true?” The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter, the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about Diogenes going to be useful to me?” "No, not really.” "Well,” concluded Socrates, "If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me or anyone at all?” The man was bewildered and ashamed. This is an example of why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why Socrates never found out that Diogenes was banging his wife.
Kind of think that would fall under the *useful* category though. I don't think Socrates would care. He had a miserable wife. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.--Socrates |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 8:31:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: FIRE ALARM PANEL Quote HistoryQuoted: FIRE ALARM PANEL |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 8:34:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 9:55:33 PM EDT
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If you have not seen this.
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Posted: 6/6/2014 10:03:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 10:05:17 PM EDT
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If you have not seen this. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_7_127/1319188_I_m_too_crazy_and_impatient_to_be_a_member_here_.html The fuck?
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Posted: 6/6/2014 10:13:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you have not seen this. http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_7_127/1319188_I_m_too_crazy_and_impatient_to_be_a_member_here_.html |
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Posted: 6/6/2014 10:19:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/6/2014 10:25:27 PM EDT
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I don't know why, but I lost on this one.
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