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Link Posted: 7/6/2013 10:07:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/6/2013 10:16:53 PM EDT
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Quoted:
http://youtu.be/w9phImxpG50



I would've got punched, if not shot, if I tried this on my wife.


My girlfriend would MURDER ME if I did anything like that to her. She may be small, but she's a feisty redhead...hell hath no fury...
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 11:38:28 PM EDT
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It is for exactly this reason that, if I ever have a metal band, our band name would be "Do Not Resuscitate." Only the hardest of core would get our tattoos.
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 11:46:06 PM EDT
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It is for exactly this reason that, if I ever have a metal band, our band name would be "Do Not Resuscitate." Only the hardest of core would get our tattoos.


My band name would me "Just the Tip"
Link Posted: 7/6/2013 11:49:20 PM EDT
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It is for exactly this reason that, if I ever have a metal band, our band name would be "Do Not Resuscitate." Only the hardest of core would get our tattoos.


My band name would me "Just the Tip"


It's never just the tip.
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 2:08:07 AM EDT
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I am an evil fuck, but I laughed so hard I almost past out. Chocking, trying to breath even as I type this. My 13yr old daughter showed me this.

Link Posted: 7/7/2013 2:34:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/7/2013 2:37:10 AM EDT
[#9]
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It is for exactly this reason that, if I ever have a metal band, our band name would be "Do Not Resuscitate." Only the hardest of core would get our tattoos.


what if he loses that appendage?
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 3:01:20 AM EDT
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It is for exactly this reason that, if I ever have a metal band, our band name would be "Do Not Resuscitate." Only the hardest of core would get our tattoos.


what if he loses that appendage?


Exactly, that's why mine is tattooed on my chest, if I lose that, a DNR would be kind of pointless.
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 4:34:25 AM EDT
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It is for exactly this reason that, if I ever have a metal band, our band name would be "Do Not Resuscitate." Only the hardest of core would get our tattoos.




what if he loses that appendage?
What if he thought it was just a cool tattoo and wasn't actually a DNR?






 
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 4:47:36 AM EDT
[#12]


Or my parents after their wedding.
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 4:53:12 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:

Quoted:
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It is for exactly this reason that, if I ever have a metal band, our band name would be "Do Not Resuscitate." Only the hardest of core would get our tattoos.


what if he loses that appendage?
What if he thought it was just a cool tattoo and wasn't actually a DNR?


 

A DNR tattoo wouldn't work as a legal document or a physician's orders so, would most likely it'd be ignored.
Every week I see a number of people saved by chest compressions, cardiac drugs or a defibrillator. Most have no complications, except maybe a few cracked ribs or broken sternum from the compressions. Plenty have continued on with the same quality of life for years afterwards. More often than not if a person is down long enough to have deficits, resuscitation doesn't bring them back anyway so I'm not sure I'd agree it's a good idea for a person who isn't already really sick and currently has a good quality of life to be DNR.
To each his own though. Just don't expect a tattoo to work. Get a bracelet or a wallet card.  


Link Posted: 7/7/2013 5:11:57 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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It is for exactly this reason that, if I ever have a metal band, our band name would be "Do Not Resuscitate." Only the hardest of core would get our tattoos.


what if he loses that appendage?
What if he thought it was just a cool tattoo and wasn't actually a DNR?


 

A DNR tattoo wouldn't work as a legal document or a physician's orders so, would most likely it'd be ignored.
Every week I see a number of people saved by chest compressions, cardiac drugs or a defibrillator. Most have no complications, except maybe a few cracked ribs or broken sternum from the compressions. Plenty have continued on with the same quality of life for years afterwards. More often than not if a person is down long enough to have deficits, resuscitation doesn't bring them back anyway so I'm not sure I'd agree it's a good idea for a person who isn't already really sick and currently has a good quality of life to be DNR.
To each his own though. Just don't expect a tattoo to work. Get a bracelet or a wallet card.  




That was my impression as well, but I'm definitely not in the medical field.
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 10:47:11 AM EDT
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What if he thought it was just a cool tattoo and wasn't actually a DNR?





 






A DNR tattoo wouldn't work as a legal document or a physician's orders so, would most likely it'd be ignored.





Every week I see a number of people saved by chest compressions, cardiac drugs or a defibrillator. Most have no complications, except maybe a few cracked ribs or broken sternum from the compressions. Plenty have continued on with the same quality of life for years afterwards. More often than not if a person is down long enough to have deficits, resuscitation doesn't bring them back anyway so I'm not sure I'd agree it's a good idea for a person who isn't already really sick and currently has a good quality of life to be DNR.





To each his own though. Just don't expect a tattoo to work. Get a bracelet or a wallet card.  






What could possibly go wrong?

 
 
 
 
 
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:57:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/7/2013 2:41:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/7/2013 5:05:48 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

Quoted:
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It is for exactly this reason that, if I ever have a metal band, our band name would be "Do Not Resuscitate." Only the hardest of core would get our tattoos.


what if he loses that appendage?
What if he thought it was just a cool tattoo and wasn't actually a DNR?


 


It's neither of those things...so.
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 5:39:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/7/2013 10:54:59 PM EDT
[#20]
Too much gabbing, not enough funny.



Link Posted: 7/8/2013 12:16:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/8/2013 1:04:36 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/8/2013 7:59:12 AM EDT
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Is that a Realdoll in a wheelchair?
Link Posted: 7/8/2013 8:11:26 AM EDT
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Is that a Realdoll in a wheelchair?


At the Zoo....

Link Posted: 7/8/2013 8:54:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/8/2013 8:56:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/8/2013 10:13:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/8/2013 10:31:56 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/8/2013 10:41:13 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/8/2013 10:46:58 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/8/2013 10:50:00 AM EDT
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Poor little sheep.





Link Posted: 7/8/2013 10:54:05 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
http://i.imgur.com/jwUHcjA.jpg

Poor little sheep.







It's like the one hot chick walking into a bar full of dudes.
Link Posted: 7/8/2013 11:11:03 AM EDT
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Heres a blast from the past.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU


This passed as humor in the 80s?
Link Posted: 7/8/2013 11:13:38 AM EDT
[#34]
Finally, something to contribute.

Link Posted: 7/8/2013 11:54:51 AM EDT
[#35]
I didn't laugh, but we all definitly lose:





Link Posted: 7/8/2013 12:10:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/8/2013 12:20:55 PM EDT
[#37]



clean your store, stop smoking dope, and wear your seat belt. get this libtard sad crap outa the funnies
Link Posted: 7/8/2013 12:38:46 PM EDT
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clean your store, stop smoking dope, and wear your seat belt. get this libtard sad crap outa the funnies


Wait, there are consequences for not paying your taxes?  Holy shit, who would have thunk it?

 
Link Posted: 7/8/2013 12:50:09 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:
http://youtu.be/w9phImxpG50



I would've got punched, if not shot, if I tried this on my wife.


Squeal like a pig?!


First thing I thought of. Funny shit!
Link Posted: 7/8/2013 12:52:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/8/2013 1:39:53 PM EDT
[#41]
Took this at lunch, crappy zoomed-in cell phone pic.

Briggs-powered OCC spider bike mini-chopper.  Guy rolled in on it wearing a mechanic's shirt, complete with the chopper duck-walk through the lot.

Taken the same place as the racing-striped Ford Festiva truck that I caught a few months back.

Link Posted: 7/8/2013 1:46:09 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
http://i.imgur.com/jwUHcjA.jpg

Poor little sheep.







"Hey good lookin' whatcha doin tonight after the jihad?"
Link Posted: 7/8/2013 1:59:34 PM EDT
[#43]
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clean your store, stop smoking dope, and wear your seat belt. get this libtard sad crap outa the funnies


Apparently you have never heard of Kelo V. New London.
Link Posted: 7/8/2013 2:19:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/8/2013 3:48:58 PM EDT
[#45]








"Take her to the zoo, Rock.  Retarts love the zoo."
Link Posted: 7/8/2013 3:56:04 PM EDT
[#46]




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clean your store, stop smoking dope, and wear your seat belt. get this libtard sad crap outa the funnies







I was going to say you posted nothing funny, only whining, but then I re-read, lol.





Link Posted: 7/8/2013 4:03:06 PM EDT
[#47]




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clean your store, stop smoking dope, and wear your seat belt. get this libtard sad crap outa the funnies




Apparently you have never heard of Kelo V. New London.




Because if they condemn your property and seize it, you MUST be trash, that shit never happens to nice people. Aaaaaaan, Harry Reid said paying taxes is voluntary!





Link Posted: 7/8/2013 4:14:28 PM EDT
[#48]
This one is for the bike haters


Link Posted: 7/8/2013 4:22:25 PM EDT
[#49]


i read that....and i hear this

Link Posted: 7/8/2013 4:35:02 PM EDT
[#50]


Took me a second, but wow. Wonder if he had to buy her ticket? He would probably be offended if he didn't.
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