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Posted: 5/1/2013 3:01:34 PM EDT
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http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100611/640/pamela_anderson_was_640_high_07.jpg Pam Anderson before surgery. Okay face is hot, but her knee caps are fucking pointy as hell. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 3:03:35 PM EDT
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http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100611/640/pamela_anderson_was_640_high_07.jpg Pam Anderson before surgery. so thats where the pointy knees comes from. seriously. thats creepy. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 3:55:36 PM EDT
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That's good. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 4:04:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 4:11:11 PM EDT
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http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100611/640/pamela_anderson_was_640_high_07.jpg Pam Anderson before surgery. Really? Why would she need surgery? She looks beautiful and has a great figure in that picture. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 4:12:02 PM EDT
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http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100611/640/pamela_anderson_was_640_high_07.jpg Pam Anderson before surgery. Okay face is hot, but her knee caps are fucking pointy as hell. She does have knees....wow....who knew? |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 4:25:30 PM EDT
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We had a pet opposum once, and he LOVED to ride on our heads and shoulders. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 5:10:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 5:15:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 5:45:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: TRG?  BTW: Edits don't count.  I thought it was hysterical!  |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 5:51:40 PM EDT
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I feel like the worst parent ever sometimes because I laugh my ass off at stuff like that with my kids and then the afterthought is, "Are you ok?" |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 5:55:14 PM EDT
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I feel like the worst parent ever sometimes because I laugh my ass off at stuff like that with my kids and then the afterthought is, "Are you ok?" If they're crying the airway is open and they're breathing. I worry when they stop. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 6:01:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 6:04:29 PM EDT
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that's fucking great
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Posted: 5/1/2013 6:05:40 PM EDT
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Holy shit! So much WTF, fail, and funny. This music in the background may be the best part though. Perfect timing!
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Posted: 5/1/2013 6:11:15 PM EDT
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So, I hate to ask the obvious question, but why did he have a vibrator in his pocket? |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 6:12:38 PM EDT
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So, I hate to ask the obvious question, but why did he have a vibrator in his pocket? Probably using it on the fraulein he took the panties off of. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 6:19:15 PM EDT
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So, I hate to ask the obvious question, but why did he have a vibrator in his pocket? Probably using it on the fraulein he took the panties off of. Which really just prompts another obvious question... |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 6:22:36 PM EDT
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lucky he didn't get his ass kicked.
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Posted: 5/1/2013 6:27:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 6:28:04 PM EDT
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So, I hate to ask the obvious question, but why did he have a vibrator in his pocket? Because it's Germany. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 6:50:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 6:54:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: lucky he didn't get his ass kicked. I'm pretty sure European cops aren't allowed to tune you up. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 6:55:47 PM EDT
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I think their marketing director deserves a raise. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 8:15:35 PM EDT
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lucky he didn't get his ass kicked. I'm pretty sure European cops aren't allowed to tune you up. I'm pretty sure European cops are REQUIRED to tune you up. Zee Polizei will not hesitate to break out the nightsticks if you give them trouble. Last time in Germany, my neighbor decided to get drunk and smack around his GF. I called the cops, then went pounding on the door to break things up. When he came out of the apartment and got into my face, she shoved his ass down the stairs and broke his arm before the cops showed up. 2 days later, he had BOTH arms casts and a black eye that he didn't have when they put him into the car..... 
She stayed at my place for a couple nights. Great revenge sex and I scored some free shit (diningware, new microwave, etc) that she didn't want to take with her. That last part isn't really germane to the discussion, I just wanted to brag. 
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Posted: 5/1/2013 8:16:51 PM EDT
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lucky he didn't get his ass kicked. I'm pretty sure European cops aren't allowed to tune you up. opposite. politzie can beat your ass for a wink. all those liberals in love with europe haven't spent much time there. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 8:35:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 8:42:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 8:45:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 8:47:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: If they're crying the airway is open and they're breathing. I worry when they stop. I like it when they look around to see if there's anyone looking, to decide if they should cry or not. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 8:51:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 8:55:22 PM EDT
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<a href="http://s1112.photobucket.com/user/rusty_lee/media/adhd_zps2f395862.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k484/rusty_lee/adhd_zps2f395862.jpg</a>
I like that! |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 8:56:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 8:59:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:03:20 PM EDT
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Evil looking motherfuckers
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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:15:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:31:36 PM EDT
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I love 'em!!! We've had 2 over the last couple years. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 9:47:19 PM EDT
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I love 'em!!! We've had 2 over the last couple years. I want one too, would be fun to have an interesting animal, and my dogs are getting too big for their britches lately.
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Posted: 5/1/2013 10:10:06 PM EDT
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I love 'em!!! We've had 2 over the last couple years. I want one too, would be fun to have an interesting animal, and my dogs are getting too big for their britches lately. Don't get me wrong, those cats can be more temperamental than 10 ragin women on periods, but they are beautiful and awesome cats. They LOVE warm places, so curling up on you is a definite! |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 10:55:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 10:57:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 11:01:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2013 11:04:23 PM EDT
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Jesus Christ, that's also a chupacapra. And also it looks like those Halloween wax lips. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 11:06:02 PM EDT
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Zee Polizei will not hesitate to break out the nightsticks if you give them trouble. Last time in Germany, my neighbor decided to get drunk and smack around his GF. I called the cops, then went pounding on the door to break things up. When he came out of the apartment and got into my face, she shoved his ass down the stairs and broke his arm before the cops showed up. 2 days later, he had BOTH arms casts and a black eye that he didn't have when they put him into the car.....
She stayed at my place for a couple nights. Great revenge sex and I scored some free shit (diningware, new microwave, etc) that she didn't want to take with her. That last part isn't really germane to the discussion, I just wanted to brag. The God damn Germans got nothing to do with... oh... um, I'm sorry, apparently, yes, they do. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 11:14:04 PM EDT
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Jesus Christ, that's also a chupacapra. And also it looks like those Halloween wax lips. They look like they gave a wasp a blowjob. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 11:22:10 PM EDT
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Somebody please embed this. I laughed so fucking hard! Kids loved it too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_wGjjpqLNs&sns=em |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 11:27:33 PM EDT
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I've encountered some pretty cool cats, but that fuckin' thing would be chased out of my house and never let back in. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 11:28:27 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: They look like they gave a wasp a blowjob.Jesus Christ, that's also a chupacapra. And also it looks like those Halloween wax lips. Monkey ass. |
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Posted: 5/1/2013 11:33:20 PM EDT
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WTF,?? Are they using a vacuu-suck penis enlarger on their lips(mouth) now too? Nasty.... nasty stuff. 
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Posted: 5/1/2013 11:40:04 PM EDT
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