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Link Posted: 10/30/2011 1:51:22 AM EDT
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Needs the wife dressed up as a gun.
You forgot the 'E' in BATFE.

 
Link Posted: 10/30/2011 8:34:25 AM EDT
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Shark Pool





Okay, that was pretty funny.



no... might be cause its the morning, might be because I'm hungover, but that wasn't funny in any way shape or form
Link Posted: 10/30/2011 8:40:24 AM EDT
[#3]


Got a nice laugh out of me.

Well done.

Of course, you totally fucked up that song for me now, which makes you a dick.

Which makes it even funnier.

TRG
Link Posted: 10/30/2011 9:12:44 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/30/2011 9:35:00 AM EDT
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That's why we can't have nice things.... IBTL
Link Posted: 10/30/2011 9:38:37 AM EDT
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That's why we can't have nice things.... IBTL


I thought fully clothed was fine?

Link Posted: 10/30/2011 9:41:35 AM EDT
[#7]
it depends on the thread and the intent






since this is a funny pic thread, a pic of estrogen based clothing for plasma cutting is fine




edit: dang, I have over 9000 posts

 
Link Posted: 10/30/2011 11:29:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/30/2011 11:44:54 AM EDT
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That's why we can't have nice things.... IBTL


I don't know if that's lock material or not, but it's been said time and again that one picture doesn't mean a lock...

unless everyone quotes it.

Mods don't mind deleting one thing, but they frown on doing it over and over.

Pic thread. I find this impossible to look at without chuckling:
Link Posted: 10/30/2011 12:04:59 PM EDT
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http://home.mchsi.com/the_reaper/MindBlown.jpg


So...  What is the right answer?


None of the above.  

Technically with 4 choices it should be 25%.  But you have two choices of 25% so that means that it changes to 50%.  But, then the equation has changed being that there is 1 option for 50%.  But now the two 25% are incorrect.  60% is just thrown in there.

But with all this being said, you have one pick out of 4 choices.  That brings it back to 25%.  So, A or D could be correct.  

It's a perception issue.  Depending on how you look at and evaluate the problem will dictate the answer.  That's why I said none of the above because I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about.  


Yep, your last part is right!! Two answers being the same makes only 3 answers eligible.

3 answers, so the odds are 33 1/3 %

Link Posted: 10/30/2011 12:42:53 PM EDT
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http://home.mchsi.com/the_reaper/MindBlown.jpg


So...  What is the right answer?


None of the above.  

Technically with 4 choices it should be 25%.  But you have two choices of 25% so that means that it changes to 50%.  But, then the equation has changed being that there is 1 option for 50%.  But now the two 25% are incorrect.  60% is just thrown in there.

But with all this being said, you have one pick out of 4 choices.  That brings it back to 25%.  So, A or D could be correct.  

It's a perception issue.  Depending on how you look at and evaluate the problem will dictate the answer.  That's why I said none of the above because I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about.  


Yep, your last part is right!! Two answers being the same makes only 3 answers eligible.

3 answers, so the odds are 33 1/3 %



dirty tree and a turd
Link Posted: 10/30/2011 1:13:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/30/2011 3:08:48 PM EDT
[#13]


I love that sign. Saw it in a diner in PA once.
Link Posted: 10/30/2011 4:26:03 PM EDT
[#14]
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http://home.mchsi.com/the_reaper/MindBlown.jpg


So...  What is the right answer?


None of the above.  

Technically with 4 choices it should be 25%.  But you have two choices of 25% so that means that it changes to 50%.  But, then the equation has changed being that there is 1 option for 50%.  But now the two 25% are incorrect.  60% is just thrown in there.

But with all this being said, you have one pick out of 4 choices.  That brings it back to 25%.  So, A or D could be correct.  

It's a perception issue.  Depending on how you look at and evaluate the problem will dictate the answer.  That's why I said none of the above because I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about.  


Yep, your last part is right!! Two answers being the same makes only 3 answers eligible.

3 answers, so the odds are 33 1/3 %



dirty tree and a turd


Unless it is scan-tran or a teacher with an answer key where they look at A, B, C, or D and not the actual answer.  Therefore, it would be 25%.
Link Posted: 10/30/2011 5:30:04 PM EDT
[#15]


That just became my desktop backround.
We have a clerk here that ricochets off the walls and ceiling after 2 cups.


She drinks coffee all day long.
Link Posted: 10/30/2011 5:31:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/30/2011 9:48:51 PM EDT
[#17]
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That's why we can't have nice things.... IBTL


Link Posted: 10/30/2011 11:22:33 PM EDT
[#18]



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Needs the wife dressed up as a gun.


And another kid dressed as a brick of C4 or stick of dynamite...



Then bring in Grandpa as the Fed...



 
Link Posted: 10/31/2011 5:36:51 AM EDT
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http://home.mchsi.com/the_reaper/MindBlown.jpg


So...  What is the right answer?


None of the above.  

Technically with 4 choices it should be 25%.  But you have two choices of 25% so that means that it changes to 50%.  But, then the equation has changed being that there is 1 option for 50%.  But now the two 25% are incorrect.  60% is just thrown in there.

But with all this being said, you have one pick out of 4 choices.  That brings it back to 25%.  So, A or D could be correct.  

It's a perception issue.  Depending on how you look at and evaluate the problem will dictate the answer.  That's why I said none of the above because I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about.  


Yep, your last part is right!! Two answers being the same makes only 3 answers eligible.

3 answers, so the odds are 33 1/3 %



dirty tree and a turd


Unless it is scan-tran or a teacher with an answer key where they look at A, B, C, or D and not the actual answer.  Therefore, it would be 25%.


try again
Link Posted: 10/31/2011 10:26:15 AM EDT
[#20]
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http://home.mchsi.com/the_reaper/MindBlown.jpg


So...  What is the right answer?


paging josh and dzlbenz
Link Posted: 10/31/2011 11:53:02 AM EDT
[#21]
The question has 4 answers.  it does not matter that 2 of the answers are the same.
Link Posted: 10/31/2011 12:19:09 PM EDT
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The question has 4 answers.  it does not matter that 2 of the answers are the same.


I disagree. If you have 4 answers, and 3 of them are correct, your chance of randomly choosing a correct answer is not 1 in 4, is it?
Link Posted: 10/31/2011 12:40:22 PM EDT
[#23]
How about we all just quit posting pics that people are going to bitch about, and get back to the funny stuff, mmk?! Sheesh!

In the interest of current or upcoming holidays:





Link Posted: 10/31/2011 3:51:17 PM EDT
[#24]
Damn it, repost.
Link Posted: 10/31/2011 5:14:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/31/2011 5:49:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/31/2011 8:01:46 PM EDT
[#27]

Worse than that time with the Horta monster....
Link Posted: 10/31/2011 8:31:47 PM EDT
[#28]
or this...
Link Posted: 10/31/2011 9:25:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/31/2011 9:47:58 PM EDT
[#30]



I did something similar to the wife. Sexted her some raunchy stuff, she came back with "WHAT?! I blamed autocorrect and said sorry bout that, I meant to say "Hi! Hows your day going?"
Link Posted: 10/31/2011 10:05:25 PM EDT
[#31]
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How about we all just quit posting pics that people are going to bitch about, and get back to the funny stuff, mmk?! Sheesh!

In the interest of current or upcoming holidays:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/Basher308/Witch_BabyRuth.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/Basher308/Democrat_Halloween.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/Basher308/Turkey_Done.jpg


Link Posted: 10/31/2011 10:16:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/1/2011 2:51:16 AM EDT
[#33]
Probably been posted before, but this cracks me up every time I see it.



Link Posted: 11/1/2011 3:01:15 AM EDT
[#34]





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http://home.mchsi.com/the_reaper/MindBlown.jpg
So...  What is the right answer?






None of the above.  





Technically with 4 choices it should be 25%.  But you have two choices of 25% so that means that it changes to 50%.  But, then the equation has changed being that there is 1 option for 50%.  But now the two 25% are incorrect.  60% is just thrown in there.





But with all this being said, you have one pick out of 4 choices.  That brings it back to 25%.  So, A or D could be correct.  





It's a perception issue.  Depending on how you look at and evaluate the problem will dictate the answer.  That's why I said none of the above because I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about.  






Yep, your last part is right!! Two answers being the same makes only 3 answers eligible.





3 answers, so the odds are 33 1/3 %











dirty tree and a turd






Unless it is scan-tran or a teacher with an answer key where they look at A, B, C, or D and not the actual answer.  Therefore, it would be 25%.



I think the answer is 0%.  Let's go line by line.





A) Cannot be correct.  If A was correct then the correct answer would be B.  Both cannot be correct, so A is incorrect.


B) Cannot be correct.  If B was correct then the correct answer would be A or D.  Both cannot be correct, so B is incorrect.


C) Flat wrong.


D) See A.  





So none of the answers are correct because the choices are contradictory.  





 
Link Posted: 11/1/2011 3:01:49 AM EDT
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Probably been posted before, but this cracks me up every time I see it.



http://twistedsifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cookie-monster-in-truck-full-of-african-soldiers-rebels.jpg


LoL I'm going to put that on my wife's computer desktop.
Link Posted: 11/1/2011 5:27:27 AM EDT
[#36]
For those who don't check out Terminal Lance


Link Posted: 11/1/2011 6:28:31 AM EDT
[#37]
LMAO My brain totally does all of that!




 
Link Posted: 11/1/2011 6:40:04 AM EDT
[#38]



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I believe the title of the thread is 'You Laugh You Lose', and not 'Lets Swing Purses At Each Other Like Bickering Women Over Some Stupid Cat Clip'





http://i40.tinypic.com/2usznh1.jpg


It's an attempt at humor... relax.

 
Link Posted: 11/1/2011 6:58:39 AM EDT
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http://home.mchsi.com/the_reaper/MindBlown.jpg





So...  What is the right answer?




None of the above.  



Technically with 4 choices it should be 25%.  But you have two choices of 25% so that means that it changes to 50%.  But, then the equation has changed being that there is 1 option for 50%.  But now the two 25% are incorrect.  60% is just thrown in there.



But with all this being said, you have one pick out of 4 choices.  That brings it back to 25%.  So, A or D could be correct.  



It's a perception issue.  Depending on how you look at and evaluate the problem will dictate the answer.  That's why I said none of the above because I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about.  




Yep, your last part is right!! Two answers being the same makes only 3 answers eligible.



3 answers, so the odds are 33 1/3 %







dirty tree and a turd




Unless it is scan-tran or a teacher with an answer key where they look at A, B, C, or D and not the actual answer.  Therefore, it would be 25%.




The word "Random" has meaning here.



25% is the answer.





 
Link Posted: 11/1/2011 7:05:14 AM EDT
[#40]





Yeah... my neck is hurting just by watching them watch tv.

 
Link Posted: 11/1/2011 7:14:16 AM EDT
[#41]



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That cracked me up!



Rog.



ETA: I just owned my first page,..... sweet.





Christians with dirty minds.

 
Link Posted: 11/1/2011 7:29:28 AM EDT
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Ummm no I haven't.

Link Posted: 11/1/2011 9:12:48 AM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 11/1/2011 1:14:31 PM EDT
[#44]
If the ladies don't find you hansom, they aughto find you handy.

Red Green Handy Man Tip
Link Posted: 11/1/2011 1:18:11 PM EDT
[#45]


I stole/altered this idea, but it's funny.
Link Posted: 11/1/2011 1:18:50 PM EDT
[#46]
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http://home.mchsi.com/the_reaper/MindBlown.jpg


So...  What is the right answer?


None of the above.  

Technically with 4 choices it should be 25%.  But you have two choices of 25% so that means that it changes to 50%.  But, then the equation has changed being that there is 1 option for 50%.  But now the two 25% are incorrect.  60% is just thrown in there.

But with all this being said, you have one pick out of 4 choices.  That brings it back to 25%.  So, A or D could be correct.  

It's a perception issue.  Depending on how you look at and evaluate the problem will dictate the answer.  That's why I said none of the above because I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about.  


Yep, your last part is right!! Two answers being the same makes only 3 answers eligible.

3 answers, so the odds are 33 1/3 %



dirty tree and a turd


Unless it is scan-tran or a teacher with an answer key where they look at A, B, C, or D and not the actual answer.  Therefore, it would be 25%.


The word "Random" has meaning here.

25% is the answer.

 


Except that two of the four answers are 25%,
Link Posted: 11/1/2011 1:47:18 PM EDT
[#47]
Has that "E-mails from an Asshole" vibe...










Link Posted: 11/1/2011 2:01:33 PM EDT
[#48]
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Probably been posted before, but this cracks me up every time I see it.
http://twistedsifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cookie-monster-in-truck-full-of-african-soldiers-rebels.jpg

One day, I'd like to have a framed 4'-wide painting of that in my man-cave.
Link Posted: 11/1/2011 2:05:40 PM EDT
[#49]





And this... my friend, is why I *HATE* cats. The most unstable of all of God's creatures. In fact, I'm not so sure God made them,... and think that they may indeed be spawns of Satan.

 
Link Posted: 11/1/2011 2:09:53 PM EDT
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fuck me.



I made it 108 pages, then the moon and earth got me.



fucking prick bastards.



RuN Mars!




Is there an inside joke that makes that stuff funny?



I must have missed the memo

earth gave humans to the moon...........ya know Herpes, it just like that but, different
More like crabs.





 
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