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Link Posted: 10/20/2014 7:59:36 PM EDT
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Needs a BRAZZERS logo

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There are some gals in Bangkok who are much better shots.
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lol
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Phuket had some accurate shooters too.
I did not understand the guys who were willing to put the balloon in front of their faces so the girls could pop them with the darts from 8 feet or so away.
Amazingly, no one was hit by an errant dart.....
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Uh oh!!!

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Meh, what' the soup?
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Meh, what' the soup?

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Have you ever seen this in person?  I have.  Both the driver and his wife were DOA.  The driver's neck and back were badly broken and his chest was caved in.

If you find humor out of that .gif, you need to have your head examined.    God only knows what caused that accident to begin with, but there really is absolutely nothing funny about it...



what's the story on this?
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I've seen that guy a couple of times when I lived in Portland
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I've seen that guy a couple of times when I lived in Portland
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I've seen that guy a couple of times when I lived in Portland

Darth MacVader?
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I've seen that guy a couple of times when I lived in Portland
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I've seen that guy a couple of times when I lived in Portland


He's still around.  
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Surely this can be used in a few threads.....

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The Seal of Disapproval.
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Wtf did I just watch?

The Seal of Disapproval.


one pissed off sea lion.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 11:42:30 AM EDT
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"Bathroom mirror"?



Not unless their bathroom doubles as their foyer.



 
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This is the fucking truth.  Those damn things are a mystery.
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Surely this can be used in a few threads.....



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Great.  The whole NFL now has Ebola.  



 
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It just may.  I've seen some pretty damned small apartments!
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"Bathroom mirror"?

Not unless their bathroom doubles as their foyer.
 

It just may.  I've seen some pretty damned small apartments!

I see an exterior door with a fan light.  Seems like an odd feature for a bathroom no matter its size.
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I have learned that *not* being good at laundry, or ironing, or folding ... seems to take me out of the 'responsibility rotation'.

ie.  Use the wrong/no soap in the washer (make her come in there EVERY time to point out the difference in the soaps and the additives), put the dryer sheet in the vent, fold things backwards/obverse, iron things incompletely/crooked ...

She never asks me again.

Just sayin...

TRG
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I have learned that *not* being good at laundry, or ironing, or folding ... seems to take me out of the 'responsibility rotation'.



ie.  Use the wrong/no soap in the washer (make her come in there EVERY time to point out the difference in the soaps and the additives), put the dryer sheet in the vent, fold things backwards/obverse, iron things incompletely/crooked ...



She never asks me again.



Just sayin...



TRG
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I have learned that *not* being good at laundry, or ironing, or folding ... seems to take me out of the 'responsibility rotation'.



ie.  Use the wrong/no soap in the washer (make her come in there EVERY time to point out the difference in the soaps and the additives), put the dryer sheet in the vent, fold things backwards/obverse, iron things incompletely/crooked ...



She never asks me again.



Just sayin...



TRG
Wife asked me to do a load of laundry when we first got married.  Started a load of whites, threw in a red sock, and washed everything on hot...........

 



Never been asked to do laundry again.
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Not only have I been to the Super Pussy in Bangkok.....but I was chosen out of the crowd to hold the paddle for the ping pong show (true story brah).
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Wife asked me to do a load of laundry when we first got married.  Started a load of whites, threw in a red sock, and washed everything on hot...........  

Never been asked to do laundry again.
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I have learned that *not* being good at laundry, or ironing, or folding ... seems to take me out of the 'responsibility rotation'.

ie.  Use the wrong/no soap in the washer (make her come in there EVERY time to point out the difference in the soaps and the additives), put the dryer sheet in the vent, fold things backwards/obverse, iron things incompletely/crooked ...

She never asks me again.

Just sayin...

TRG
Wife asked me to do a load of laundry when we first got married.  Started a load of whites, threw in a red sock, and washed everything on hot...........  

Never been asked to do laundry again.


She likes the way I fold t-shirts better than her method...
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I have learned that *not* being good at laundry, or ironing, or folding ... seems to take me out of the 'responsibility rotation'.

ie.  Use the wrong/no soap in the washer (make her come in there EVERY time to point out the difference in the soaps and the additives), put the dryer sheet in the vent, fold things backwards/obverse, iron things incompletely/crooked ...

She never asks me again.

Just sayin...

TRG
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I have learned that *not* being good at laundry, or ironing, or folding ... seems to take me out of the 'responsibility rotation'.

ie.  Use the wrong/no soap in the washer (make her come in there EVERY time to point out the difference in the soaps and the additives), put the dryer sheet in the vent, fold things backwards/obverse, iron things incompletely/crooked ...

She never asks me again.

Just sayin...

TRG

That's what I call the "Bill Cosby" routine.
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I have learned that *not* being good at laundry, or ironing, or folding ... seems to take me out of the 'responsibility rotation'.

ie.  Use the wrong/no soap in the washer (make her come in there EVERY time to point out the difference in the soaps and the additives), put the dryer sheet in the vent, fold things backwards/obverse, iron things incompletely/crooked ...

She never asks me again.

Just sayin...

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I have learned that *not* being good at laundry, or ironing, or folding ... seems to take me out of the 'responsibility rotation'.

ie.  Use the wrong/no soap in the washer (make her come in there EVERY time to point out the difference in the soaps and the additives), put the dryer sheet in the vent, fold things backwards/obverse, iron things incompletely/crooked ...

She never asks me again.

Just sayin...

TRG


yeah i tried that a few times. Then after 3 weeks i was out of underwear and socks. About a year ago i stopped using the master bathroom as it was a mess and i was sick of cleaning up after her. The shower is now full of empty shampoo bottles, the trash is over flowing, toilet looks like something died in it and the sink counter is stained with makeup and god knows what. I just keep the door shut and try my best to pretend she wasnt raised in a barn.
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She likes the way I fold t-shirts better than her method...
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I have learned that *not* being good at laundry, or ironing, or folding ... seems to take me out of the 'responsibility rotation'.



ie.  Use the wrong/no soap in the washer (make her come in there EVERY time to point out the difference in the soaps and the additives), put the dryer sheet in the vent, fold things backwards/obverse, iron things incompletely/crooked ...



She never asks me again.



Just sayin...



TRG
Wife asked me to do a load of laundry when we first got married.  Started a load of whites, threw in a red sock, and washed everything on hot...........  



Never been asked to do laundry again.





She likes the way I fold t-shirts better than her method...
Feel lucky. I once proved that I could iron better than she does. Damn pride - I should have kept my mouth shut.  

 
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Drying things that should not be dried is another good way of getting out of laundry duty.

20 years and still counting.
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Feel lucky. I once proved that I could iron better than she does. Damn pride - I should have kept my mouth shut.    
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I have learned that *not* being good at laundry, or ironing, or folding ... seems to take me out of the 'responsibility rotation'.

ie.  Use the wrong/no soap in the washer (make her come in there EVERY time to point out the difference in the soaps and the additives), put the dryer sheet in the vent, fold things backwards/obverse, iron things incompletely/crooked ...

She never asks me again.

Just sayin...

TRG
Wife asked me to do a load of laundry when we first got married.  Started a load of whites, threw in a red sock, and washed everything on hot...........  

Never been asked to do laundry again.


She likes the way I fold t-shirts better than her method...
Feel lucky. I once proved that I could iron better than she does. Damn pride - I should have kept my mouth shut.    


She didn't even own an ironing board when I met her... On the other hand, I hate cleaning bathrooms, so that's all her.
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yeah i tried that a few times. Then after 3 weeks i was out of underwear and socks. About a year ago i stopped using the master bathroom as it was a mess and i was sick of cleaning up after her. The shower is now full of empty shampoo bottles, the trash is over flowing, toilet looks like something died in it and the sink counter is stained with makeup and god knows what. I just keep the door shut and try my best to pretend she wasnt raised in a barn.
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I have learned that *not* being good at laundry, or ironing, or folding ... seems to take me out of the 'responsibility rotation'.

ie.  Use the wrong/no soap in the washer (make her come in there EVERY time to point out the difference in the soaps and the additives), put the dryer sheet in the vent, fold things backwards/obverse, iron things incompletely/crooked ...

She never asks me again.

Just sayin...

TRG
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I have learned that *not* being good at laundry, or ironing, or folding ... seems to take me out of the 'responsibility rotation'.

ie.  Use the wrong/no soap in the washer (make her come in there EVERY time to point out the difference in the soaps and the additives), put the dryer sheet in the vent, fold things backwards/obverse, iron things incompletely/crooked ...

She never asks me again.

Just sayin...

TRG


I tried that. She caught on.

However, it works at work still!
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They should have gone ahead and tied her tubes.
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They should have gone ahead and tied her tubes.

at her neck
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D'oh.
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I have learned that *not* being good at laundry, or ironing, or folding ... seems to take me out of the 'responsibility rotation'.



ie.  Use the wrong/no soap in the washer (make her come in there EVERY time to point out the difference in the soaps and the additives), put the dryer sheet in the vent, fold things backwards/obverse, iron things incompletely/crooked ...



She never asks me again.



Just sayin...



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I have learned that *not* being good at laundry, or ironing, or folding ... seems to take me out of the 'responsibility rotation'.



ie.  Use the wrong/no soap in the washer (make her come in there EVERY time to point out the difference in the soaps and the additives), put the dryer sheet in the vent, fold things backwards/obverse, iron things incompletely/crooked ...



She never asks me again.



Just sayin...



TRG


In the same vein, a singular though spectacular incident of spontaneous broccoli flambe a decade ago greatly diminished my kitchen duties.  



 
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