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Posted: 12/1/2007 5:13:25 AM EDT

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Quoted:
An MP5 and some other crap.

all mine had was dust i don't eat @ my computer very often

Posted: 12/1/2007 5:49:57 AM EDT

[#2]

4 calling birds
3 French hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a frugging pear tree!

The twelve maids-a-milking are out in the barn and the leaping lords are sleeping off a killer hangover so I can get some work done today.

If anyone has my 5 gold rings please leave them at the front desk. Luigi and the boys left their pinkie rings on the sink last night playing poker and they won't be happy when they fing out they're gone. I wonder if knee-capping is better with a 9mm or a .45 cal?

Posted: 12/1/2007 5:53:45 AM EDT

[#3]

Dang, A Colt AR just fell out of mine, thanks OP, I wondered where it went.

Posted: 12/1/2007 6:01:17 AM EDT

[#4]

I wear out cheap keyboards so I get the expensive KeyTronic keyboards, and if they get sticky I give them the full wash treatment. Pop off all the keys, disassemble the whole keyboard, give the keys a separate bath of their own, place the plastic key holder assembly in the washing machine, and let it be washed right. On modern membrane style keyboards, the actual active circuits are really nothing more than two printed circuits on flexible plastic, separated by a spacer sheet. Dead simple, and they don't actually get dirty inside in normal use.

Keyboards do acquire an amazing amount of crap. If anyone ever is to be investigated by the police and they need your DNA evidence, they can get plenty from your keyboard even if you DON'T surf internet porn.

CJ

Posted: 12/1/2007 6:29:01 AM EDT

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there was a guy at work who has psoriasis, he had it really bad, all over his arms and hands.

When he called out sick we figured we would turn his keyboard over, add water and we would have a clone to fill in the open position

Posted: 12/1/2007 7:04:42 AM EDT

[#6]

hookers and blow, same as always

Posted: 12/1/2007 7:19:55 AM EDT

[#7]

t ANKs a looT" she rick13

No-w it DOsntt WwoRk RRiGt1111!

Mg

Posted: 12/1/2007 8:03:18 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
That's gross, an Oly Plinker fell out of mine

Posted: 12/1/2007 8:06:26 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I had a Glock and 2 mags fall out.

good God man...that's haz-mat!

Posted: 12/1/2007 8:48:14 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I spilt Arizona green tea on mine, and quite a few of the keys got sticky. I popped 3 of them off (caps lock, tab, and `). Cant get them back on so now I have to hit the tiny little rubber deal that WAS under the keys! I usually do spray canned air in there once a month though...

You can get a new one for $10. I know this because my 4 year old son dumped a whole bottle of hand gel into the keyboard a couple of weeks ago.

Posted: 12/1/2007 8:51:14 AM EDT

[#11]

I really have no idea how all the pubes get on mine. I don't feel them getting pulled out or anything.

Posted: 12/1/2007 9:10:16 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I put a sneeze guard on mine a long time ago.

I sneeze a lot.

If by sneezing you mean masturebate to internet porn I am with you.

Posted: 12/1/2007 9:47:08 AM EDT

[#13]

Sing it out!

Twelve FU Arocks
Eleven IBTL’s
Ten Duplicate Posts
Nine ladies posting
Eight Glock Kaboom threads
Seven aqua-bumps
Six Dems still lying
Five trolling %*&%^!
Four DU trolls
Three French wimps
Two trigger springs
And the SEC laughing at us