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Posted: 4/26/2015 12:48:36 AM EDT
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Fruity as FW?? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Snaps dont like wine. Need something fruity. Fruity as FW?? Fruitier. |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 12:49:25 AM EDT
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Why the fuck would anyone still own spiders? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders....  Why the fuck would anyone still own spiders? They're out to get me, man! |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 12:49:45 AM EDT
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Snaps dont like wine. Need something fruity. Fruity as FW?? Fruitier. 
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Posted: 4/26/2015 12:49:47 AM EDT
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i dont know, i dont. i have no idea why the phone books keep showing up at my door step  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? because the phone company keeps leaving them at my door i use them to start the grill Why would anyone still have a landline? i dont know, i dont. i have no idea why the phone books keep showing up at my door step They leave them on the ground by my mailbox. That's also where I leave them. 
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Posted: 4/26/2015 12:50:14 AM EDT
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I don't drink wine. Haven't you berm paying attention? Do you know me at all? !? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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so wife is mad at me. she took something too far and i said drop it and then said it again. my mouth hurts like heck and i don't have any pain pills here, ugh. why me tell her to calm down. That usually works. Don't you tell me to calm down! I'll show you calm! here snaps, have some wine I don't drink wine. Haven't you berm paying attention? Do you know me at all? !? sangria? |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 12:50:50 AM EDT
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders.... as lomg as you dont smoosh the cute little jumping ones |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 12:51:10 AM EDT
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They're out to get me, man! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders.... Why the fuck would anyone still own spiders? They're out to get me, man! You could saturate the place with a mixture of dioxin and chlorine fumigation. That would take care of the spiders for ya. |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 12:51:54 AM EDT
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Snaps dont like wine. Need something fruity. Fruity as FW?? Fruitier. 
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Posted: 4/26/2015 12:53:17 AM EDT
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You could saturate the place with a mixture of dioxin and chlorine fumigation. That would take care of the spiders for ya. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders.... Why the fuck would anyone still own spiders? They're out to get me, man! You could saturate the place with a mixture of dioxin and chlorine fumigation. That would take care of the spiders for ya. DDT would do the trick nicely |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 12:54:00 AM EDT
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as lomg as you dont smoosh the cute little jumping ones Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders.... as lomg as you dont smoosh the cute little jumping ones  death. To. All. Spiders.
I had a brown recluse bite my ass. Kill. Them. All. |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 12:54:42 AM EDT
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DDT would do the trick nicely Quote HistoryQuoted:
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To smoosh the spiders.... Why the fuck would anyone still own spiders? They're out to get me, man! You could saturate the place with a mixture of dioxin and chlorine fumigation. That would take care of the spiders for ya. DDT would do the trick nicely And it works well as BBQ seasoning. 
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Posted: 4/26/2015 12:55:07 AM EDT
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death. To. All. Spiders.
I had a brown recluse bite my ass. Kill. Them. All. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders.... as lomg as you dont smoosh the cute little jumping ones death. To. All. Spiders.
I had a brown recluse bite my ass. Kill. Them. All. 
did your ass rot off? serious'y though, that would suck |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 12:56:22 AM EDT
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You could saturate the place with a mixture of dioxin and chlorine fumigation. That would take care of the spiders for ya. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders.... Why the fuck would anyone still own spiders? They're out to get me, man! You could saturate the place with a mixture of dioxin and chlorine fumigation. That would take care of the spiders for ya. They're immune to everything except fire. Soon. |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 12:58:20 AM EDT
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders.... as lomg as you dont smoosh the cute little jumping ones death. To. All. Spiders.
I had a brown recluse bite my ass. Kill. Them. All.
did your ass rot off? serious'y though, that would suck I wonder if that would work as a bariatric surgery technique..... Have the brown recluses bite the fat areas and let them rot off the body fat down to being skinny. |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 12:58:23 AM EDT
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Snaps dont like wine. Need something fruity. Fruity as FW?? Fruitier.
That wasa compliment! |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 1:00:05 AM EDT
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They're immune to everything except fire. Soon. 
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Posted: 4/26/2015 1:01:26 AM EDT
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Fruity as FW?? Fruitier.
That wasa compliment! Yep..... 
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Posted: 4/26/2015 1:01:45 AM EDT
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That wasa compliment!
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Posted: 4/26/2015 1:02:30 AM EDT
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welp, im off to bed
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Posted: 4/26/2015 1:04:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: welp, im off to bed night all G'night man |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 1:05:18 AM EDT
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did your ass rot off? serious'y though, that would suck Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why the fuck would anyone still own a phone book? To smoosh the spiders.... as lomg as you dont smoosh the cute little jumping ones death. To. All. Spiders.
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did your ass rot off? serious'y though, that would suck It was awful. Pics sent. |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 1:06:04 AM EDT
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They're immune to everything except for Soon. https://buffetoblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/child-looking-suspicious-by-house-fire.jpg?w=652 Exactly |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 1:17:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It was awful. Pics sent. Yet, my inbox is still empty.  |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 1:18:24 AM EDT
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Yet, my inbox is still empty.
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It was awful. Pics sent. Yet, my inbox is still empty.
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Posted: 4/26/2015 1:20:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Incoming Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: It was awful. Pics sent. Yet, my inbox is still empty. Incoming This better be good. |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 1:24:52 AM EDT
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I want to grow together, let's let our love unfurl
You know you want me baby, you know I want you too |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 1:30:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/26/2015 2:57:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/26/2015 3:01:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/26/2015 3:24:36 AM EDT
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Don't you tell me to calm down! I'll show you calm! here snaps, have some wine I don't drink wine. Haven't you berm paying attention? Do you know me at all? !? sangria? I think I will. Just happen to be pulling into a port in Spain. 
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Posted: 4/26/2015 3:36:17 AM EDT
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How about a song for my soon-to-be-exwife?
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Posted: 4/26/2015 3:45:15 AM EDT
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Her lips taste like sangria?
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Posted: 4/26/2015 3:51:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Her lips taste like sangria? No. She tasted like Pop Tarts.  |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 3:57:52 AM EDT
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No. She tasted like Pop Tarts.
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Her lips taste like sangria? No. She tasted like Pop Tarts.
Frosted wit sprinkles? because
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:04:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Frosted wit sprinkles? because Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Her lips taste like sangria? No. She tasted like Pop Tarts. Frosted wit sprinkles? because You can have her. Ya gotta go to Kansas to get her though. |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:10:49 AM EDT
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You can have her. Ya gotta go to Kansas to get her though.
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Her lips taste like sangria? No. She tasted like Pop Tarts.
Frosted wit sprinkles? because You can have her. Ya gotta go to Kansas to get her though.
I'm not sure we're talking about the same thing anymore |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:12:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:13:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:14:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:19:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fight ya Quote HistoryYou'll lose. I'd put you on your back pockets. |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:21:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:34:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:37:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:37:27 AM EDT
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If I can't have Nikki, I'll take Jenn. She's cool, even if she's not as sexy.
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:39:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:39:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:44:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:45:44 AM EDT
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Well shit.
Where do I go from here? |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:48:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well shit. Where do I go from here? Whatever you do, don't get married to a lazy and spoiled bitch. |
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Posted: 4/26/2015 4:53:02 AM EDT
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Well shit. Where do I go from here? Whatever you do, don't get married to a lazy and spoiled bitch. I can't remember if we talked about this. I broke it off with the really hot girl. She was a spoiled lying bitch that bitched about my gun stuff. |
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