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Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:19:57 AM EDT
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It's owned by her father and his brother and sister.
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OP...are you even sure her "parents" own the place.  I think it's time for you to bypass her and go through the owner.

It's owned by her father and his brother and sister.


Maybe let the property owner know someone is living there.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:20:23 AM EDT
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Did you read OP's post, where she is flagging animal poop? Most likely raccoon.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:23:13 AM EDT
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She could be stealing the firewood from a vacant cottage.....
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She could be stealing the firewood from a vacant cottage.....

Could  be. I have no evidence other than a suspicion.

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...Why not give her some water, firewood and an occasional ride?....

Used to give her water, but she talks so much that she's hard to get back out of the house, and my wife gets a bad vibe from her and was uncomfortable about it. I still give her rides occasionally.

Quoted:...Your cost is minimal.  Her benefit would be great....

I love helping people out. We're chipping in on another neighbor's medical bills and supplying them with firewood, for example. But in this particular case, I feel like I'd be an enabler who encourages ungrateful parasitism. And I'm the parasite's host. I get the feeling that she'd feel entitled to do laundry  and borrow cars and share meals before long. If I didn't despise everything she represents politically and socially, maybe I wouldn't mind even that. But I do.

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Difficult to ignore when she knocks on the door at dinnertime to tell me where she's put little flags.




Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:23:17 AM EDT
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Just play Slayer's Reign in Blood album really loud.
That is like nails on a chalk board to the Hippie.
Eventually they go away.
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Did you read OP's post, where she is flagging animal poop? Most likely raccoon.
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Did you read OP's post, where she is flagging animal poop? Most likely raccoon.


One flag was most likely raccoon....
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:26:39 AM EDT
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One flag was most likely raccoon....
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Cheer up. It could be worse. I could be your neighbor. Your dane would get one warning.



Did you read OP's post, where she is flagging animal poop? Most likely raccoon.


One flag was most likely raccoon....

So, what would happen after your one warning?
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:27:57 AM EDT
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She says that she can't work because she has Lymes disease
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Lyme Disease must turn people into parasites...
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:28:39 AM EDT
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OP's great dane is shitting in her yard. NOT A QUESTION.
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Could  be. I have no evidence other than a suspicion.


Used to give her water, but she talks so much that she's hard to get back out of the house, and my wife gets a bad vibe from her and was uncomfortable about it. I still give her rides occasionally.


I love helping people out. We're chipping in on another neighbor's medical bills and supplying them with firewood, for example. But in this particular case, I feel like I'd be an enabler who encourages ungrateful parasitism. And I'm the parasite's host. I get the feeling that she'd feel entitled to do laundry  and borrow cars and share meals before long. If I didn't despise everything she represents politically and socially, maybe I wouldn't mind even that. But I do.


Difficult to ignore when she knocks on the door at dinnertime to tell me where she's put little flags.




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She could be stealing the firewood from a vacant cottage.....

Could  be. I have no evidence other than a suspicion.

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...Why not give her some water, firewood and an occasional ride?....

Used to give her water, but she talks so much that she's hard to get back out of the house, and my wife gets a bad vibe from her and was uncomfortable about it. I still give her rides occasionally.

Quoted:...Your cost is minimal.  Her benefit would be great....

I love helping people out. We're chipping in on another neighbor's medical bills and supplying them with firewood, for example. But in this particular case, I feel like I'd be an enabler who encourages ungrateful parasitism. And I'm the parasite's host. I get the feeling that she'd feel entitled to do laundry  and borrow cars and share meals before long. If I didn't despise everything she represents politically and socially, maybe I wouldn't mind even that. But I do.

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... But I'd ignore her pouting about the dog poop.....

Difficult to ignore when she knocks on the door at dinnertime to tell me where she's put little flags.







I agree completely with you on everything.

The only thing I would do differently is I would put a stop to her knocking on my door for poop reasons.  I would make it clear that she better be bleeding or on fire before she knocks on my door.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:32:09 AM EDT
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Not for nothing but you seriously sound as mentally disturbed as your hippie friend
. Read your post over and make your own conclusions. but you definitely have some issues to work out.
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So, what would happen after your one warning?
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Did you read OP's post, where she is flagging animal poop? Most likely raccoon.


One flag was most likely raccoon....

So, what would happen after your one warning?

Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:32:31 AM EDT
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Watch out, we got a bad ass over here.

What would you do after the dane crapped in your yard for the second time? Call the HOA?
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:40:55 AM EDT
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Watch out, we got a bad ass over here.

What would you do after the dane crapped in your yard for the second time? Call the HOA?
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Watch out, we got a bad ass over here.

What would you do after the dane crapped in your yard for the second time? Call the HOA?



Bwahaha. HOA?  Out here?

You let your neighbors horse drop 10" tall deuces in your yard? That's your right....I guess.
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Yea, I need someone to pick up my Great Danes' poop.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:45:24 AM EDT
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Yea, I need someone to pick up my Great Danes' poop.
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She frequently asks if we have any work she could do. I always tell her no.


Yea, I need someone to pick up my Great Danes' poop.




Exactly.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:46:37 AM EDT
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Bwahaha. HOA?  Out here?

You let your neighbors horse drop 10" tall deuces in your yard? That's your right....I guess.
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Cheer up. It could be worse. I could be your neighbor. Your dane would get one warning.


Watch out, we got a bad ass over here.

What would you do after the dane crapped in your yard for the second time? Call the HOA?



Bwahaha. HOA?  Out here?

You let your neighbors horse drop 10" tall deuces in your yard? That's your right....I guess.


So what would you do?  Shoot the dog?  Shoot the owner?  Call the police?  Whine about it on the internet?
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:47:12 AM EDT
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Bwahaha. HOA?  Out here?

You let your neighbors horse drop 10" tall deuces in your yard? That's your right....I guess.
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Cheer up. It could be worse. I could be your neighbor. Your dane would get one warning.


Watch out, we got a bad ass over here.

What would you do after the dane crapped in your yard for the second time? Call the HOA?



Bwahaha. HOA?  Out here?

You let your neighbors horse drop 10" tall deuces in your yard? That's your right....I guess.


How would you handle it?
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:47:57 AM EDT
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FIFY....


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that would be pretty cool to watch
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:48:06 AM EDT
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darn backspace taps

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Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:48:51 AM EDT
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Bwahaha. HOA?  Out here?

You let your neighbors horse drop 10" tall deuces in your yard? That's your right....I guess.
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Cheer up. It could be worse. I could be your neighbor. Your dane would get one warning.


Watch out, we got a bad ass over here.

What would you do after the dane crapped in your yard for the second time? Call the HOA?



Bwahaha. HOA?  Out here?

You let your neighbors horse drop 10" tall deuces in your yard? That's your right....I guess.


And I guess you feel it's your "right" to shoot someone's dag if it shits in your yard
BTW, OP never mentioned the dags ever being on "her" property.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:49:34 AM EDT
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Yea, I need someone to pick up my Great Danes' poop.
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She frequently asks if we have any work she could do. I always tell her no.


Yea, I need someone to pick up my Great Danes' poop.



That would put the situation in to the '7 minute Ab' paradox of logic and crazy.

Do it, OP

https://vimeo.com/86751338

TRG
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:50:16 AM EDT
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So what would you do?  Shoot the dog?  Shoot the owner?  Call the police?  Whine about it on the internet?
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Cheer up. It could be worse. I could be your neighbor. Your dane would get one warning.


Watch out, we got a bad ass over here.

What would you do after the dane crapped in your yard for the second time? Call the HOA?



Bwahaha. HOA?  Out here?

You let your neighbors horse drop 10" tall deuces in your yard? That's your right....I guess.


So what would you do?  Shoot the dog?  Shoot the owner?  Call the police?  Whine about it on the internet?


He'd put a flag next to it, knock on the owners door at dinner and complain, only to find out it's actually coon shit.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:50:31 AM EDT
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I have a hammer. Not every problem is a nail.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:52:22 AM EDT
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Next time she asks for work tell her you need a pooper scooper.
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Chicken dinner
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:52:48 AM EDT
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And I guess you feel it's your "right" to shoot someone's dag if it shits in your yard
BTW, OP never mentioned the dags ever being on "her" property.
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Cheer up. It could be worse. I could be your neighbor. Your dane would get one warning.


Watch out, we got a bad ass over here.

What would you do after the dane crapped in your yard for the second time? Call the HOA?



Bwahaha. HOA?  Out here?

You let your neighbors horse drop 10" tall deuces in your yard? That's your right....I guess.


And I guess you feel it's your "right" to shoot someone's dag if it shits in your yard
BTW, OP never mentioned the dags ever being on "her" property.


His dane is shitting on the lawn of the home she is staying in. That is NOT A QUESTION.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:54:30 AM EDT
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His dane is shitting on the lawn of the home she is staying in. That is NOT A QUESTION.
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Cheer up. It could be worse. I could be your neighbor. Your dane would get one warning.


Watch out, we got a bad ass over here.

What would you do after the dane crapped in your yard for the second time? Call the HOA?



Bwahaha. HOA?  Out here?

You let your neighbors horse drop 10" tall deuces in your yard? That's your right....I guess.


And I guess you feel it's your "right" to shoot someone's dag if it shits in your yard
BTW, OP never mentioned the dags ever being on "her" property.


His dane is shitting on the lawn of the home she is staying in. That is NOT A QUESTION.


I don't see that in the post.   Where are you getting that?  Are you her?
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The butts in question:



Eternal vigilance against squirrels on the bird feeder:








Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:57:32 AM EDT
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I don't see that in the post.   Where are you getting that?  Are you her?
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"At first I bent over backwards to indulge her. Then I started blowing her off until my next walk."

He was not jumping up to clean coon shit.

Link Posted: 4/5/2015 11:58:37 AM EDT
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Hope springs enternal from the ARFCom GD horn dog. "Is she hot?" She lives in a house with no heat or water and puts signs on dog shit. Do you think she is hot bro?

Time to start filling choice logs with smoke bombs.
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lol
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Not for nothing but you seriously sound as mentally disturbed as your hippie friend

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Sounds like she is mentally ill, and unable to care for herself.  No running water, no means to clean or bathe, and out of touch with reality.  In the spirit of Easter, you should call the police and ask them to do a wellfare check on her as she seems to be getting worse with her paranoia.  

Make sure you add in that you don't think she has any food.  This way responding officers have to go inside to check on her.  
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Now this shit is comedy! You are my kind of dick!
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 12:00:57 PM EDT
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Do you have the links to the other hippy chick threads? I could go for a chuckle or two.
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Link Posted: 4/5/2015 12:04:27 PM EDT
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What rifle are you holding in that pic?
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Yeah....   You're just makin shit up....
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She steals your firewood.

She complains about your dogs.

You take care of her garbage.

You give her rides.

Who is the alpha here?
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I know.

Her parents are nice folks, though. When they're up in the summer, her dad and I occasionally go fishing. They've had us over for dinner. I have a key to their place, even. As far as I know, we'll be neighbors for the rest of our lives. So I don't want their goofy daughter to be the cause of a falling-out.
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Pellet rifle. RWS.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 12:12:06 PM EDT
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Op, if someone stepped in your dogs Giant poop and ruined their $200 shoes would you reimburse?

If not you are an FSA dog owner.
Link Posted: 4/5/2015 12:12:53 PM EDT
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Perhaps if you told her your hobbies included shooting REALLY BIG GUNS and reloading really BIG BULLETS for those REALLY BIG GUNS, she won't come over anymore. Sounds like a dumb-ass fruitcake and I wouldn't put up with her shit for more than about 2 minutes. I stopped having any patience for morons, idgits and smelly hippies 20-30 years ago.
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"At first I bent over backwards to indulge her. Then I started blowing her off until my next walk."

He was not jumping up to clean coon shit.

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I don't see that in the post.   Where are you getting that?  Are you her?

"At first I bent over backwards to indulge her. Then I started blowing her off until my next walk."

He was not jumping up to clean coon shit.



I fail to see any proof of the dogs shitting on her dads property in your post or the OP.
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FIFY....


ETA..so as not to offend the hippy lovers of this board...by filling one with gunpowder I do not mean make a bomb out of it...loose gunpowder not packed!
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Hope springs enternal from the ARFCom GD horn dog. "Is she hot?" She lives in a house with no heat or water and puts signs on dog shit. Do you think she is hot bro?

Time to start filling choice logs with firecrackersgunpowder.DOG TURDS


this could be brilliant



FIFY....


ETA..so as not to offend the hippy lovers of this board...by filling one with gunpowder I do not mean make a bomb out of it...loose gunpowder not packed!

Link Posted: 4/5/2015 12:13:34 PM EDT
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Tell her to fuck off.
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Could  be. I have no evidence other than a suspicion.


Used to give her water, but she talks so much that she's hard to get back out of the house, and my wife gets a bad vibe from her and was uncomfortable about it. I still give her rides occasionally.


I love helping people out. We're chipping in on another neighbor's medical bills and supplying them with firewood, for example. But in this particular case, I feel like I'd be an enabler who encourages ungrateful parasitism. And I'm the parasite's host. I get the feeling that she'd feel entitled to do laundry  and borrow cars and share meals before long. If I didn't despise everything she represents politically and socially, maybe I wouldn't mind even that. But I do.


Difficult to ignore when she knocks on the door at dinnertime to tell me where she's put little flags.




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She could be stealing the firewood from a vacant cottage.....

Could  be. I have no evidence other than a suspicion.

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...Why not give her some water, firewood and an occasional ride?....

Used to give her water, but she talks so much that she's hard to get back out of the house, and my wife gets a bad vibe from her and was uncomfortable about it. I still give her rides occasionally.

Quoted:...Your cost is minimal.  Her benefit would be great....

I love helping people out. We're chipping in on another neighbor's medical bills and supplying them with firewood, for example. But in this particular case, I feel like I'd be an enabler who encourages ungrateful parasitism. And I'm the parasite's host. I get the feeling that she'd feel entitled to do laundry  and borrow cars and share meals before long. If I didn't despise everything she represents politically and socially, maybe I wouldn't mind even that. But I do.

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... But I'd ignore her pouting about the dog poop.....

Difficult to ignore when she knocks on the door at dinnertime to tell me where she's put little flags.







Stop answering the door?

She sounds like a cross between a hobo and a gypsy.
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Sounds like you aren't shooting enough of those scary gunz.


I'd think a little joyous noise might help keep Drucilla at bay.


Link Posted: 4/5/2015 12:15:11 PM EDT
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This thread is going places.

OP-

Have you informed her father that she is living there without utilities?
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I fail to see any proof of the dogs shitting on her dads property in your post or the OP.
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I don't see that in the post.   Where are you getting that?  Are you her?

"At first I bent over backwards to indulge her. Then I started blowing her off until my next walk."

He was not jumping up to clean coon shit.



I fail to see any proof of the dogs shitting on her dads property in your post or the OP.


Until he denies it......you're just gonna have to trust me.
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Have you seen your cheap neighbor lately?
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Hope springs enternal from the ARFCom GD horn dog. "Is she hot?" She lives in a house with no heat or water and puts signs on dog shit. Do you think she is hot bro?

Time to start filling choice logs with firecrackersgunpowder.DOG TURDS


this could be brilliant



FIFY....


ETA..so as not to offend the hippy lovers of this board...by filling one with gunpowder I do not mean make a bomb out of it...loose gunpowder not packed!


Having already had an unpleasant discussion with law enforcement over the legalities of booby traps I advise caution.
I would start working on my home made "Fire Starters" I can think of all sorts of things that I could use in a log that requires knowledge to make it work safely.
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