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Excuse me while I dismount my steed and lean my lance on a fence for a second.

She's fucking fat and throwing it in my face, it's hideous to behold and hilarious as yet another subject of righteous ridicule for all others that have managed to not inflate their asses to 1500 PSI through a "glandular" problem that typically involves shoving starch, sugar, and fats into their face until they can't see straight.


And not having anything to do with her?  I looked at that, it assaulted my brain, she raped me with her arm flab and the cottage cheese on her thighs.  I wanted to see a well-proportioned piece of ass, mostly because I'm a dude and as a dude I cannot help looking for tail in all it's glorious socially-acceptable, ethical, and legal forms.  You can chalk the rest of my reasons for actually entering this discussion to good-old-fashioned morbid curiosity and the fact that I actually enjoy ridiculing people that deserve it... whether they're right in front of me or on a distant deserted island.  

How she lives her life?  Concern for her health?

I think you've got it a bit wrong here.  I don't know about anyone else, but I hope she dies fast, it needs to be soon.  It simply cannot happen fast enough.
No hope for drowning her, she floats.  The best fate can manage for us is spontaneous combustion or an industrial accident involving a blast furnace or molten steel.

As for equal opportunity hate, I guess you're blind to the abhorrence that Christie the fat bastard gathers, the fat cop photos, or the entire neckbeard Reddit thread.
Dudes blast each other in here all the time for driving a keyboard too much, making sure their swivel chair doesn't fly away, or simply being fat-asses.

I don't care if they're Scottish, Malaysian, or Martian.  Fat's fucking disgusting.  I could never trust a fat person with anything... I mean, if I can't trust them with candybar, what else is left?
The only thing worse is a fucking fat ex-dude transvestite; they don't want their own dick, they can't have a uterus.  Completely fucking worhtless.

OMG I forgot labels!

Yeah, for some reason fat chicks are labelled as being freaky for some goddamned reason, probably because they more than likely will do whatever it fucking takes to find any sort of acceptance, they probably have more experience being bored, tired of no intimate companionship, looking for love in all the wrong places and shoving things in things when it should be other things being shoved in things, and the fact they already have zero fucking self control.

You know what?  Fat dudes are probably just as fucked up, probably even more so.  Shoving things in things where they ought not be shoved in the interests of getting off because nobody finds their disgusting fucking body types acceptable and they have no self control. Because they're fat and can't move fast enough to get out of the way of their own filth or simply come to a point where they don't give a fuck anymore.  

That's the part that bothers me, apathy.  
Why the fuck would I hang out with a person that has no self control to the point they get that big?

Or even worse than that?  They get to that point and find some perverse pride in it.  You're huge, proud of it, and want me to find some sort of acceptance in my heart for that shit?

Fuck that.  I appreciate hard work, personal discipline, and a person that can set goals and attain them.  Not the opposite.

And that mindset is gaining traction.  It's acceptable, even good to be apathetic, huge, slow, weak, and blindly impulsive.

A universe is made, matter comes into existence from nothing, cosmic dust slowly gathering in the void, forming spheres in orbit around each other in balance, one of them placed in perfect harmony between the cold vacuum of space and the killing heat of a star, water and land organizing into continents and seas, life forming in the oceans and finally leaving the deep to walk on land, billions of years of successful evolutionary processes culminating in...

...and that's the fucking end-result?  This is it?  A fucking fat chick in shitty clothes sucking on a corn dog?  And getting paid for looking like that... while the rest of us have to do actual work.
Yeah, I'm disgusted.


Oh, but she's got a semi-not-terrible face... that's like putting a hood ornament on a broken bulldozer.  Still fucking ugly, still fucking slow, still fucking weak, still totally useless.
Useless except to sell over-sized swimwear to other fat fucks that want to show me their cellulite and sloth while they heave their mass around a beach or a pool.

As for outrage on a fat chick in a bikini?  Excuse me while I laugh.

Show me an advert where it's this popular to have a fat dude modelling swim wear or boxer shorts.  Why do you think that is?
Hell, the only ads where you're gonna find fat guys is either Santa Claus or when the ad is trying to make out the fat guy to look like an idiot somehow.

Weird, huh?

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The bar for rants/retorts has been set.