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Link Posted: 7/25/2016 12:56:48 PM EDT
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We live on 100 acres. The GSD heads out the back and goes up on "Dog Turd Hill" and  shits wherever he wants like the big dog he is.

When I mow the hill the droppings blend with the clippings.

Link Posted: 7/25/2016 12:58:00 PM EDT
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I've heard that dog shit is kind of difficult to remove from windshields. Especially when you shove it into the hood vents of the car that belongs to the inconsiderate white trash that owns the dog who made it.





I'm just sayin.........that's what I heard.
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I've heard of people getting shot for coming onto private property at night to cause mischief.



I don't know.....I'm just sayin'.... that's what I heard.
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 1:00:35 PM EDT
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Maybe you're a jerkoff for other reasons.
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Since when is pickng up poop a fad?



Mother nature takes care of all the animals waste in the wilderness, but somehow, dog feces in the grass is going to kill the planet.



Maybe you're a jerkoff for other reasons.
Yeah, maybe. But maybe all these other assholes are jerkoffs too, because NOWHERE DID I SAY MY DOG WAS SHITTING IN PUBLIC.



Troll threads are fun because predictable douchebags will say all the predictable things.
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 1:05:53 PM EDT
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You are a jerk, OP.  
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Maybe you should learn to read...
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 1:08:42 PM EDT
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LOL,,,,,,you townies. I don't even pick it up if I am the one who shit in the yard,,,sure as hell am not gonna follow the dog around.
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That's the spirit!
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 1:10:46 PM EDT
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ETA - Maybe I missed it, but are you a jerk because you don't pick up poop on your own property (if so, how big?), or are you leaving it on someone else's?





 
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So, let him poop on your own fucking lawn.



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ETA - Maybe I missed it, but are you a jerk because you don't pick up poop on your own property (if so, how big?), or are you leaving it on someone else's?





 
My own.....but of course everyone ASSumes I let my animals shit everywhere. Lol
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 1:12:44 PM EDT
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Serious first world problems.
I don't pick up the hillarys in my yard, but I'm out in the country and the dog goes way away from the house.

There was a pro tip thread awhile back about a poor guy who found dog poop, with his weedeater...yuck
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 1:13:37 PM EDT
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My own.....but of course everyone ASSumes I let my animals shit everywhere. Lol
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You're not a jerkoff for not picking up your dog's shit in your own yard.


You're a jerkoff for making a troll thread knowing how everyone would respond
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 1:18:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/25/2016 1:20:03 PM EDT
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My own.....but of course everyone ASSumes I let my animals shit everywhere. Lol
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So, let him poop on your own fucking lawn.

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ETA - Maybe I missed it, but are you a jerk because you don't pick up poop on your own property (if so, how big?), or are you leaving it on someone else's?


 
My own.....but of course everyone ASSumes I let my animals shit everywhere. Lol

Awesome prank, Farva.
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 1:24:04 PM EDT
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I have 2 dogs I pickup all their shit even on my property. I hate stepping in dog shit takes forever to clean off. Our house is on a corner lot I have let people know I expect them to pickup their dogs shit. Unlike many people down here I mow my own lawn. On your property I don't care as long as the smell doesn't reach my nose.

Link Posted: 7/25/2016 1:25:20 PM EDT
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Dogs look so unaturally positioned and uncomfortable when taking a shit.  You'd think evolution would have gotten that worked out by now.
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 1:38:23 PM EDT
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Dogs look so unaturally positioned and uncomfortable when taking a shit.  You'd think evolution would have gotten that worked out by now.
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Trust me, you're not graceful and elegant without poopy chair, either.
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 2:34:39 PM EDT
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Yeah, maybe. But maybe all these other assholes are jerkoffs too, because NOWHERE DID I SAY MY DOG WAS SHITTING IN PUBLIC.

Troll threads are fun because predictable douchebags will say all the predictable things.
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Since when is pickng up poop a fad?

Mother nature takes care of all the animals waste in the wilderness, but somehow, dog feces in the grass is going to kill the planet.

Maybe you're a jerkoff for other reasons.
Yeah, maybe. But maybe all these other assholes are jerkoffs too, because NOWHERE DID I SAY MY DOG WAS SHITTING IN PUBLIC.

Troll threads are fun because predictable douchebags will say all the predictable things.


Lol, so clever as you admit to violating the COC
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 2:47:13 PM EDT
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if your dog poops anywhere somebody has to pick it up or mow over it other than you.... pick it up

its as simple as that

as far as my yard its easy they like tall grass
leave a small patch uncut in the back of the yard and they will poop there exclusively
mow all the grass short and they run around in a panic looking for a place
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 2:49:26 PM EDT
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  Trust me, you're not graceful and elegant without poopy chair, either.
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Dogs look so unaturally positioned and uncomfortable when taking a shit.  You'd think evolution would have gotten that worked out by now.

  Trust me, you're not graceful and elegant without poopy chair, either.


Somebody a while back posted a graphic showing why sitting on the toilet is not the proper way either.  The colon is shaped for a squatting shit
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 2:52:58 PM EDT
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  Trust me, you're not graceful and elegant without poopy chair, either.
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Dogs look so unaturally positioned and uncomfortable when taking a shit.  You'd think evolution would have gotten that worked out by now.

  Trust me, you're not graceful and elegant without poopy chair, either.



Ok, that's the hardest laugh I've had in quite a while here.

Link Posted: 7/25/2016 2:55:47 PM EDT
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We have a guy in our neighborhood that walks his dog and lets it crap in every one else's yard but his own. People have finally gotten fed up and started bagging it and dumping it out in his driveway in the middle of the night.
The fits he throws in the mornings is awesome.
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Hey, get video and post it so all of GD can laugh at him.
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 3:03:10 PM EDT
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I like how the OP conveniently changed this to a troll thread.

After he realized he was a jerkoff.
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 3:07:39 PM EDT
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This. I've got 2 fat bitches who walk their dogs by my house and have them shit on my lawn.
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Since I don't like stepping in dog shit in my front yard.


This. I've got 2 fat bitches who walk their dogs by my house and have them shit on my lawn.


The woman or the dogs?
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 3:11:17 PM EDT
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I like how the OP conveniently changed this to a troll thread.

After he realized he was a jerkoff.
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It was pretty obvious to anyone who has been here as long as you have - that his post was carefully worded to bring out the "assumers."
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 3:16:21 PM EDT
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OP you may be a great guy but letting your dog shit anywhere other than your own property and failing to clean it up makes you a sphincter surrounded by a muscle.  It's nasty, low class behavior.
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 3:45:47 PM EDT
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I have four dogs on an acre and a half. The two ankle biters shit in a pen. The lab and shepard roam the yard.

We can never smell poop.




I made this thread because a friend of mine went on a FB rant about it, complete with a picture of the offending. The ONLY time I pick up the poopski is when we are having a party and my guests may not wanna step in it on their way to the pool.


Hell, I don't WANT them to step in it. Lol.






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Half of you guys are missing the point. Not everyone lives on a farm. If your dog shits and you don't clean it up, you and your neighbors get to smell it.
I have four dogs on an acre and a half. The two ankle biters shit in a pen. The lab and shepard roam the yard.

We can never smell poop.




I made this thread because a friend of mine went on a FB rant about it, complete with a picture of the offending. The ONLY time I pick up the poopski is when we are having a party and my guests may not wanna step in it on their way to the pool.


Hell, I don't WANT them to step in it. Lol.








You have a "friend" who posted pics of your yard and complained about it and your not concerned about the betrayal?
Link Posted: 7/25/2016 7:07:07 PM EDT
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Troll thread
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