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Link Posted: 9/1/2014 9:55:08 PM EDT
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OP.. you ain't right...
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 9:57:03 PM EDT
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You know, I just realized that she looks a lot like Carol Channing.  And Carol Channing had a puppet named lamb chop.  She used to stick her hand up that bad boy's ass and go to town on some comedy.
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Lol wrong old blonde

Sherri Lewis and Lambchop
Edit for spelling
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 9:59:38 PM EDT
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Updated pic.

Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:00:05 PM EDT
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Wait... you're in AZ? Where did you meet this woman? Her face looks like someone I've seen on POF or OKCupid.
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So how did it go?
I fo'd it up then dragged ass to work for 12hrs

 






Wait... you're in AZ? Where did you meet this woman? Her face looks like someone I've seen on POF or OKCupid.
Gas station





 
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:00:27 PM EDT
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Lol wrong old blonde



Sherri Louis and Lambchop
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You know, I just realized that she looks a lot like Carol Channing.  And Carol Channing had a puppet named lamb chop.  She used to stick her hand up that bad boy's ass and go to town on some comedy.






Lol wrong old blonde



Sherri Louis and Lambchop
Damnit you're right, but she still looks a lot like Carol Channing.  I just hope she doesn't sound like her.  



 
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:01:09 PM EDT
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OP.. you ain't right...
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Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:02:20 PM EDT
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Damnit you're right, but she still looks a lot like Carol Channing.  I just hope she doesn't sound like her.  
 
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You know, I just realized that she looks a lot like Carol Channing.  And Carol Channing had a puppet named lamb chop.  She used to stick her hand up that bad boy's ass and go to town on some comedy.



Lol wrong old blonde

Sherri Louis and Lambchop
Damnit you're right, but she still looks a lot like Carol Channing.  I just hope she doesn't sound like her.  
 

You are correct about that
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:04:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:09:49 PM EDT
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Holy christ, abandon ship.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:17:04 PM EDT
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You know, I just realized that she looks a lot like Carol Channing.  And Carol Channing had a puppet named lamb chop.  She used to stick her hand up that bad boy's ass and go to town on some comedy.
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You are thinking about Sheri Lewis wit the puppet.  Not Carol Channing
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:18:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:32:09 PM EDT
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Safe thread. AAR's from Chops are kind of a let down.....



http://i60.tinypic.com/2cx80lu.jpg

 
Honestly dude, I don't know what's more heinous... The "woman" in the picture that you purport to have fucked, or that insipid tattoo you claim to have on your back. You seem to be very good at making very poor choices.  

 
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:38:59 PM EDT
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Honestly dude, I don't know what's more heinous... The "woman" in the picture that you purport to have fucked, or that insipid tattoo you claim to have on your back. You seem to be very good at making very poor choices.    
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Safe thread. AAR's from Chops are kind of a let down.....
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Honestly dude, I don't know what's more heinous... The "woman" in the picture that you purport to have fucked, or that insipid tattoo you claim to have on your back. You seem to be very good at making very poor choices.    
Or the fact you think you're important enough for me to give a shit what you think





Are you done crying here

As I told you,start a pit thread about my tattoo and put your account up or close your piehole
 
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:44:31 PM EDT
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Hit it again and again and again and again just to freak people out.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 10:53:40 PM EDT
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That ain't shit. I fucked a chick in Fayetteville, NC that looked like the old gangster mom in Goonies.






She was in her 20s though. I think.




Keep slamming her. Woman like that will cook you breakfast and knit you a sweater.
Link Posted: 9/1/2014 11:01:18 PM EDT
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You are thinking about Sheri Lewis wit the puppet.  Not Carol Channing
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You know, I just realized that she looks a lot like Carol Channing.  And Carol Channing had a puppet named lamb chop.  She used to stick her hand up that bad boy's ass and go to town on some comedy.






You are thinking about Sheri Lewis wit the puppet.  Not Carol Channing
Yeah, cavgunner already corrected me on that.  There are lots of old farts in this thread.

 
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 12:42:23 AM EDT
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Winning!

Was she fun?
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 12:42:43 AM EDT
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Maybe you should treat it like one of your tattoo threads.  Talk it up really big and then never deliver.


http://badbooksgoodtimes.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/oh-snap.gif

Link Posted: 9/2/2014 1:07:13 AM EDT
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Winning!



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Yes sir!



 
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 1:08:27 AM EDT
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Give it a shot what have you got to lose.
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I would not. But you should and tell us about it...
54 year old woman invited me over...I'm 46
 


Give it a shot what have you got to lose.


Depends.  Is Florida involved in any way?
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 7:53:19 AM EDT
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Depends.  Is Florida involved in any way?
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I would not. But you should and tell us about it...
54 year old woman invited me over...I'm 46
 


Give it a shot what have you got to lose.


Depends.  Is Florida involved in any way?


If it took place in FL, then you bet yer ass, Depends were involved!
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 8:29:59 AM EDT
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OP
















Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Sometimes pie gets in the way, while she isnt Kate Upton or some model, just as long as you left happy.

 
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:37:20 AM EDT
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Honestly dude, I don't know what's more heinous... The "woman" in the picture that you purport to have fucked, or that insipid tattoo you claim to have on your back. You seem to be very good at making very poor choices.    
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Safe thread. AAR's from Chops are kind of a let down.....

http://i60.tinypic.com/2cx80lu.jpg
 
Honestly dude, I don't know what's more heinous... The "woman" in the picture that you purport to have fucked, or that insipid tattoo you claim to have on your back. You seem to be very good at making very poor choices.    


You should buy him flowers and then dinner, as much thought as you're putting into him and this thread.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:50:41 AM EDT
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You should buy him flowers and then dinner, as much thought as you're putting into him and this thread.
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Safe thread. AAR's from Chops are kind of a let down.....



http://i60.tinypic.com/2cx80lu.jpg

 
Honestly dude, I don't know what's more heinous... The "woman" in the picture that you purport to have fucked, or that insipid tattoo you claim to have on your back. You seem to be very good at making very poor choices.    




You should buy him flowers and then dinner, as much thought as you're putting into him and this thread.
Worthy of a cartoon?  



 
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 10:55:26 AM EDT
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You should buy him flowers and then dinner, as much thought as you're putting into him and this thread.
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Safe thread. AAR's from Chops are kind of a let down.....



http://i60.tinypic.com/2cx80lu.jpg

 
Honestly dude, I don't know what's more heinous... The "woman" in the picture that you purport to have fucked, or that insipid tattoo you claim to have on your back. You seem to be very good at making very poor choices.    




You should buy him flowers and then dinner, as much thought as you're putting into him and this thread.
I'd buy you flowers at least twice a week



 
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 11:05:37 AM EDT
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He got pie, seems happy,  

Beats fappin any day
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 11:13:25 AM EDT
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Safe thread. AAR's from Chops are kind of a let down.....

http://i60.tinypic.com/2cx80lu.jpg
 
Honestly dude, I don't know what's more heinous... The "woman" in the picture that you purport to have fucked, or that insipid tattoo you claim to have on your back. You seem to be very good at making very poor choices.    


You should buy him flowers and then dinner, as much thought as you're putting into him and this thread.
I'd buy you flowers at least twice a week
 


Awww. I'd make you waffles
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 11:14:09 AM EDT
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 11:16:35 AM EDT
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Awww. I'd make you waffles
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Honestly dude, I don't know what's more heinous... The "woman" in the picture that you purport to have fucked, or that insipid tattoo you claim to have on your back. You seem to be very good at making very poor choices.    






You should buy him flowers and then dinner, as much thought as you're putting into him and this thread.
I'd buy you flowers at least twice a week


 






Awww. I'd make you waffles
I fucking love waffles,,unless they're blue.







 
 
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 11:24:06 AM EDT
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probably more scratch than some of the guys making comments are getting themselves.
OP Good catch!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 11:25:41 AM EDT
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There are some grumpy jelly doughnuts in this thread.
Link Posted: 9/2/2014 11:50:29 AM EDT
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Good job, OP!

Link Posted: 9/2/2014 1:30:06 PM EDT
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As a 48 year old dude, go get it!

Let the 20something Adonisfags get all the model material.
Link Posted: 9/3/2014 4:30:41 PM EDT
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Or the fact you think you're important enough for me to give a shit what you think

Are you done crying here
As I told you,start a pit thread about my tattoo and put your account up or close your piehole

 
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Safe thread. AAR's from Chops are kind of a let down.....

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Honestly dude, I don't know what's more heinous... The "woman" in the picture that you purport to have fucked, or that insipid tattoo you claim to have on your back. You seem to be very good at making very poor choices.    
Or the fact you think you're important enough for me to give a shit what you think

Are you done crying here
As I told you,start a pit thread about my tattoo and put your account up or close your piehole

 

Whats this tattoo y'alls speakin of?
Link Posted: 9/3/2014 4:43:31 PM EDT
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Whats this tattoo y'alls speakin of?
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Safe thread. AAR's from Chops are kind of a let down.....

http://i60.tinypic.com/2cx80lu.jpg
 
Honestly dude, I don't know what's more heinous... The "woman" in the picture that you purport to have fucked, or that insipid tattoo you claim to have on your back. You seem to be very good at making very poor choices.    
Or the fact you think you're important enough for me to give a shit what you think

Are you done crying here
As I told you,start a pit thread about my tattoo and put your account up or close your piehole

 

Whats this tattoo y'alls speakin of?


Is this the totem pole guy with the spiderman symbol in the middle?
Link Posted: 9/3/2014 4:51:00 PM EDT
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Good for you OP.
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Fuck it I'm Foing
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Take some imitation crab meat with you, better safe than sorry.



 
Link Posted: 9/3/2014 7:05:07 PM EDT
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Glad your alive. Is this a one and done thing or are you keeping this as a reserve?
Link Posted: 9/3/2014 7:17:50 PM EDT
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Yes sir!
 
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Winning!

Was she fun?
Yes sir!
 


Always heard ugly women fuck like they're never going to get it again.

Parently true?
Link Posted: 9/3/2014 7:37:13 PM EDT
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She looks satiated...















 
Link Posted: 9/3/2014 7:38:36 PM EDT
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She's perfect for you!
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[snicker]       [/snicker]




 
 
Link Posted: 9/3/2014 7:49:32 PM EDT
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speaking of, she told me she loves having balls in her mouth

 
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Hey, OP.
Do it. No balls.
speaking of, she told me she loves having balls in her mouth

 
Better hope she's done with them before you're done with her.

 
Link Posted: 9/4/2014 9:45:45 PM EDT
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Way to go OP! I'm happy for you! She's cute and a happy, willing partner is always better than the standard arftard date of kleenex and porn.
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