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There comes a time in every man's dryspell that he comes to overlook the woman's level of crazy-eye. She has a strong enough crazy-eye I'd have to be celibate for about twenty years to consider it. YMMV Do it. I'm 32 and if I was single I'd be all over that crazy. She looks like quite an amusement ride. Shame is for the low self esteemers. |
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I wonder if she had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get some?
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The eyes say crazy, but the lips say golf ball through a garden hose. Tough choice.
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Quoted: Easy choice. Let her do you right, then blast it in her eyes like that dinosaur in Jurassic Park, and make your escape. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: The eyes say crazy, but the lips say golf ball through a garden hose. Tough choice. Easy choice. Let her do you right, then blast it in her eyes like that dinosaur in Jurassic Park, and make your escape. nothing says a fast escape like a baby batter facial |
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nothing says a fast escape like a baby batter facial View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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The eyes say crazy, but the lips say golf ball through a garden hose. Tough choice. Easy choice. Let her do you right, then blast it in her eyes like that dinosaur in Jurassic Park, and make your escape. nothing says a fast escape like a baby batter facial Damn straight. |
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I just got a call from the Free Clinic.
They need somebody to come down and pick up somebody named ilikeporkchops. He is so doped up from all the STD inoculations he can't drive. |
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OP done caught the gonnaherpasyphylaids from a post-op tranny with a mangled-up crotchal region.
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OP has went into the bad idea dimension with " Shaun of the dead". RIP.
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31/8/2014 11:35:10 PM EDT Last Post Date: 1/9/2014 1:01:56 AM EDT View Quote He fent. |
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Damn, I was hoping to catch you before you fent.
Give her your real phone number and let us answer her texts to you! |
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So I guess the age old question " Can you die from excessive pegging ? " has been answered
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