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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:07:50 AM EDT
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If you've read the Pit lately, you'll understand why all I need is Tweeter. ETA (no homo) I see I'm not the only one who thinks he has to tuck it in his sock to keep it from dragging. 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:08:54 AM EDT
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Keith_J
DK-Prof Subnet Old_Painless My theory is work smarter not harder. 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:12:39 AM EDT
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Keith_J DK-Prof Subnet Old_Painless My theory is work smarter not harder.
That's only four. Add Aimless. Men have needs. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:13:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:16:06 AM EDT
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I could give you a long screed on squad structure, organization, and numerous studied done throughout the year on optimal size and structure. 5 Man teams have been pretty abandon by everyone except the Air Force and 2 battalions of Marines in the US military. Those two battalions of Marines suffer through it and advocate for its change but since the AF has the preponderance of people in the Nuclear Weapons Policy arena, the 5 man team stays. Part of the reason for the move away from a 5 man team to either a 4 or a 6 man team is that you can subdivide the 4 or 6 man team into buddy teams while the 5 man team can only be subdivided into 1 buddy team and 1 unbalanced 3 man team. The preference for 4 vice 6 is that triangular organizations tends to work better in combat and a triangular 4 man team gives you a 13 man squad compared to a 19 man triangular 6 man squad which reduces a platoon to 2 squads That's actually a pretty interesting bit of information. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:18:27 AM EDT
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I see I'm not the only one who thinks he has to tuck it in his sock to keep it from dragging. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If you've read the Pit lately, you'll understand why all I need is Tweeter. ETA (no homo) I see I'm not the only one who thinks he has to tuck it in his sock to keep it from dragging. Apparently my fantasy life is significantly different than yours. Not a bad thing. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:18:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:23:51 AM EDT
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Let me add Depidy Dawg to my list.
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I'll take TargetTarget FedDC 2Minkey Bohr_Adam. That ought to draw some fire.  Let me add Depidy Dawg to my list.
Christ there are WAY TOO MANY to choose wisely!! Like I said earlier, I'm not a fighter. But I could bore them to death with Use of Force analysis and legal basis therein.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:26:02 AM EDT
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The dawg would be a great choice. Also, jarhead 22 Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'll take TargetTarget FedDC 2Minkey Bohr_Adam. That ought to draw some fire. Let me add Depidy Dawg to my list.
Christ there are WAY TOO MANY to choose wisely!! The dawg would be a great choice. Also, jarhead 22 All ya'll are making me blush. That'll get me face shot! |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:27:30 AM EDT
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Ed Sr. Rusted Subnet -for comedy Wobblin Goblin -he can talk a great game myself Ah yes! Subs would be the morale and.welfare officer/IT/Streaming porn access guy. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:28:11 AM EDT
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What about me? Don't you guys watch the movies? Someone has to be the victim guy that gets blown up or something?
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:29:11 AM EDT
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RictusGrin ZiaRifleman Cowboy FreeFallE7 Me Ooooooh, good choices. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:31:03 AM EDT
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I'm not that mean. I'd sautee it and pan-fry it in coconut oil and garlic cloves first. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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id take gd's 4 resident females and see if i could bang any of them I think one of them will cut your dick off and feed it to you if you tried. 
I'm not that mean. I'd sautee it and pan-fry it in coconut oil and garlic cloves first. Am I late? 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:31:56 AM EDT
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5-man Team: Penicorn (well-rounded, smart, capable, can shoot) Knuckledragger (smart animal, capable, can shoot) Squad Attack (capable, smart, can shoot, but mostly because he's a beast) bcw107 (smart, can shoot) A realistic 9-man Squad would look like this: SL - Knuckledragger TL1 - bcw107 GRN - Squad Attack AR - Bedouin2W SDM - Penicorn TL2 - Bettendorf GRN - nickforney AR - NUcadet07 SDM - RustedAce |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:33:31 AM EDT
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I could give you a long screed on squad structure, organization, and numerous studied done throughout the year on optimal size and structure. 5 Man teams have been pretty abandon by everyone except the Air Force and 2 battalions of Marines in the US military. Those two battalions of Marines suffer through it and advocate for its change but since the AF has the preponderance of people in the Nuclear Weapons Policy arena, the 5 man team stays. Part of the reason for the move away from a 5 man team to either a 4 or a 6 man team is that you can subdivide the 4 or 6 man team into buddy teams while the 5 man team can only be subdivided into 1 buddy team and 1 unbalanced 3 man team. The preference for 4 vice 6 is that triangular organizations tends to work better in combat and a triangular 4 man team gives you a 13 man squad compared to a 19 man triangular 6 man squad which reduces a platoon to 2 squads I feel your pain. Long ago, in 1983, during the Air Force era of.the Distributed Area Defense concept, we tried to align under the 13 man squad paradigm. Yeah. Not so much. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:34:59 AM EDT
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What about me? Don't you guys watch the movies? Someone has to be the victim guy that gets blown up or something? Just make sure you wear a clean red shirt. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:35:35 AM EDT
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What about me? Don't you guys watch the movies? Someone has to be the victim guy that gets blown up or something? Typically that is my bailiwick. Wise cracking lovable guy... first to croak to prove the bad guys are "for reals".
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:36:07 AM EDT
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I wouldn't bring Rustedace. He has TKed me too many times with fake guns.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:44:41 AM EDT
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I want a combat medic or better yet, a combat doctor on my team. We have an retired NSW combat medic on this board. He'd be my first pick. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:48:39 AM EDT
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Typically that is my bailiwick. Wise cracking lovable guy... first to croak to prove the bad guys are "for reals". Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What about me? Don't you guys watch the movies? Someone has to be the victim guy that gets blown up or something? Typically that is my bailiwick. Wise cracking lovable guy... first to croak to prove the bad guys are "for reals". Weird. Isn't that usually what the Black Guy is for? Or is that only for horror movies? Hmmm... My squad is gonna need a Black dude, and a little-known Arfcommer in a Red Star Trek tunic. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 8:54:32 AM EDT
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Keith_J DK-Prof Subnet Old_Painless My theory is work smarter not harder.
Good point. We'll have a bake sale or something, and then hire a bunch of cheap Albanian mercenaries to do all the actual fighting. Subnet can set up some clever technology so we can skype with them and tell them what to do from the comfort of our living rooms. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:02:57 AM EDT
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Weird. Isn't that usually what the Black Guy is for? Or is that only for horror movies? Hmmm... My squad is gonna need a Black dude, and a little-known Arfcommer in a Red Star Trek tunic. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What about me? Don't you guys watch the movies? Someone has to be the victim guy that gets blown up or something? Typically that is my bailiwick. Wise cracking lovable guy... first to croak to prove the bad guys are "for reals". Weird. Isn't that usually what the Black Guy is for? Or is that only for horror movies? Hmmm... My squad is gonna need a Black dude, and a little-known Arfcommer in a Red Star Trek tunic. Is war like a horror movie? Is it not safe to wander off to boink? |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:06:19 AM EDT
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What about me? Don't you guys watch the movies? Someone has to be the victim guy that gets blown up or something? Typically that is my bailiwick. Wise cracking lovable guy... first to croak to prove the bad guys are "for reals". Weird. Isn't that usually what the Black Guy is for? Or is that only for horror movies? Hmmm... My squad is gonna need a Black dude, and a little-known Arfcommer in a Red Star Trek tunic. Is war like a horror movie? Is it not safe to wander off to boink? That's when the baboons get you. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:08:52 AM EDT
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id take gd's 4 resident females and see if i could bang any of them I think one of them will cut your dick off and feed it to you if you tried.
I'm not that mean. I'd sautee it and pan-fry it in coconut oil and garlic cloves first. Am I late? http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j150/RictusGrin_2006/fnu3ix_zps3251f0f6.jpg Right on time
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:10:16 AM EDT
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A team full of wingers would get all the chicks, stay on the nicest hotels and rock the per diem.
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Sweet jesus this is gay So you are in then? 
Of COURSE! I'm a winger. I love gay shit A team full of wingers would get all the chicks, stay on the nicest hotels and rock the per diem.
Time to zip up the zoom bag again? 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:11:32 AM EDT
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I'm qual'd and definitely in! Hollywood UH-1E Crew Chief/mechanic/gunner here. Do we have enough to fill up a bird and hit the hot spots? Heavy on Crew Light on Pilots. We could just up armor a rental 15 pax van and play door gunner? ETA or We get CF and Snake_driver and a Shitter or Shithook and go AC style 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:16:30 AM EDT
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Me, Mech and Dru. Thats all I need. We'd skip the war and just play naked Twister. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile First time I ever get named in one of these threads, and it's like this. 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:18:22 AM EDT
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That's when the baboons get you. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What about me? Don't you guys watch the movies? Someone has to be the victim guy that gets blown up or something? Typically that is my bailiwick. Wise cracking lovable guy... first to croak to prove the bad guys are "for reals". Weird. Isn't that usually what the Black Guy is for? Or is that only for horror movies? Hmmm... My squad is gonna need a Black dude, and a little-known Arfcommer in a Red Star Trek tunic. Is war like a horror movie? Is it not safe to wander off to boink? That's when the baboons get you. No boinking? This war sounds stupid. Who'd make war where there's baboons? Fuck baboons. My five guys will be setting up a barbecue on Bunny Island if you need us. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:18:29 AM EDT
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What about me? Don't you guys watch the movies? Someone has to be the victim guy that gets blown up or something? |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:21:28 AM EDT
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id take gd's 4 resident females and see if i could bang any of them I think one of them will cut your dick off and feed it to you if you tried.
I'm not that mean. I'd sautee it and pan-fry it in coconut oil and garlic cloves first. Am I late? http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j150/RictusGrin_2006/fnu3ix_zps3251f0f6.jpg Right on time
https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/1005948_321097744690583_1187298625_n.jpg And suddenly, I feel inadequate with my lil' knife. 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:29:26 AM EDT
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And suddenly, I feel inadequate with my lil' knife. tiny knife, tiny wielder. Makes perfect sense 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:34:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Myself Little Pony XCRMonger Plane Jane QueenDenile I would not need to worry about the multitude of closeted arfcommers hitting on me or little pony this way, plus Little pony could borrow some clothes from the gals too  . |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:35:21 AM EDT
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And suddenly, I feel inadequate with my lil' knife. tiny knife, tiny wielder. Makes perfect sense I was thinking more "tiny target", lol.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:38:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryAnd suddenly, I feel inadequate with my lil' knife. Quote HistoryAnd suddenly, I feel inadequate with my lil' knife. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:38:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryAnd suddenly, I feel inadequate with my lil' knife. Quote HistoryAnd suddenly, I feel inadequate with my lil' knife. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:41:50 AM EDT
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No boinking? This war sounds stupid. Who'd make war where there's baboons? Fuck baboons. My five guys will be setting up a barbecue on Bunny Island if you need us. This is why we need that Gorilla Warfare guy - he'll handle the primates while we boink. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:43:29 AM EDT
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First time I ever get named in one of these threads, and it's like this.
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Me, Mech and Dru. Thats all I need. We'd skip the war and just play naked Twister. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile First time I ever get named in one of these threads, and it's like this.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:48:00 AM EDT
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Ronmann
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:49:09 AM EDT
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Some of you guys are straight fucked in the head.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:51:32 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I wouldn't bring Rustedace. He has TKed me too many times with fake guns. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:52:55 AM EDT
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5? So are we a weak squad or a reinforced fireteam? I are confuzzed.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 9:56:54 AM EDT
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Okay, I cheated a little. But I want the unfair advantage.
Main Force Sylvan (coms are important) 30calTBLkid (hates SCARs like me) daemon734 (all of their IED are belong to him )uxb (jungle warfare expert and OAF before that shit was cool) Me  QRF Rictus (rock solid) RustedAce (has two wives and ink) dangerdan (brethren Mk12er) Bettendorf (dependable cook-kid; likes good beer and greasy food) Cincinnatus (he just gets it, all around) CAS Snake_driver (Cobras over RVN? Yeah, gimme that shit) Air Lift Osprey21 (knows how to properly navigate a hot LZ) |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 10:00:36 AM EDT
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TheGlobalNomad TheGlobalNomad TheGlobalNomad TheGlobalNomad That's my team |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 10:00:55 AM EDT
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M.C. Uzi
AROCK Chief Thunder Annatrocity Aimless
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Posted: 8/22/2014 10:02:10 AM EDT
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RustedAce because he is to witty not to have along, besides he has been their and he has thermal
SkyPup yeah he maybe old but he has a ton of thermal and has killed more crap than anyone else. BushmanLA he has a thermal drone, enough said damcv62 damn guy buys ammo by the truck load Aimless because every team needs a point man who can be sacrificed 
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Posted: 8/22/2014 10:10:03 AM EDT
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id take gd's 4 resident females and see if i could bang any of them I think one of them will cut your dick off and feed it to you if you tried.
I'm not that mean. I'd sautee it and pan-fry it in coconut oil and garlic cloves first. Am I late? http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j150/RictusGrin_2006/fnu3ix_zps3251f0f6.jpg Gotta say, that's pretty hot. |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 10:17:06 AM EDT
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This is why we didn't let women anywhere near combat units in my day.
Give them a little taste of blood and they just won't stop.
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Posted: 8/22/2014 10:18:05 AM EDT
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This is why we didn't let women anywhere near combat units in my day. Give them a little taste of blood and they just won't stop.
Snow, shall we peg this one for his insolence? |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 10:19:43 AM EDT
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This is why we didn't let women anywhere near combat units in my day. Give them a little taste of blood and they just won't stop.
I thought it was because of the Bears. We had females in the wing and it was like all day long, fighting bears off |
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Posted: 8/22/2014 10:24:18 AM EDT
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Airborne_Infantryman
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