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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:36:58 AM EDT
[#1]
Kevin Smith got kicked off again?
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:37:54 AM EDT
[#2]
Good. There is no way that guy fits in one seat without flabalanching all over his neighbors.
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:37:58 AM EDT
[#3]
“The supervisor actually said it was not her fault or the company’s fault,” Narvaez says. “It was my fault, basically, for being overweight.”
He gets it. 
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:40:36 AM EDT
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I have no problem with that having spent more than one flight nestled in the warm sticky malodorous folds of Adipose Annie.
He probably just got bitchy though. You can be bitchy if you're attractive but nobody likes a bitch fatty. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:41:14 AM EDT
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Let me guess,
Special Snowflake bought 1 ticket, took up TWO seats. Amazing he doesn't have enough money to buy TWO seats, but can eat the caloric intake of 3-4 people every day. "I DONT HAVE MONEY FOR A SECOND TICKET, I SPENT $600 ON STARBUCKS LAST WEEK .... :(" #Fatpeopleproblems |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:42:21 AM EDT
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Once off the plane, Narvaez says, he was first told he could pay $117 to buy a second seat on a flight six hours later. But United then gave him a second seat, free of charge, on that later flight. Sounds like the airline accommodated him just fine. All 385lbs of him. If you're that big, you need to buy seats accordingly. Like, two of them, or business class. I'm almost 150lbs lighter than that guy, and even I am right at the limit for a coach seat. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:42:41 AM EDT
[#7]
fat is a disability now. i fully expect federal law making it illegal to make fat people buy 2 seats... etc...
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:44:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:48:29 AM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
He gets it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
“The supervisor actually said it was not her fault or the company’s fault,” Narvaez says. “It was my fault, basically, for being overweight.”
He gets it. SOMEBODY ACTUALLY ACCEPTED RESPONSIBILITY, AND ADMIT THEY CAUSED THE PROBLEM ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:48:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Let me guess, Special Snowflake bought 1 ticket, took up TWO seats. Amazing he doesn't have enough money to buy TWO seats, but can eat the caloric intake of 3-4 people every day. "I DONT HAVE MONEY FOR A SECOND TICKET, I SPENT $600 ON STARBUCKS LAST WEEK .... :(" #Fatpeopleproblems This is why Airlines should weigh passengers AND luggage together and give a per-person cap before you add extra cost for extra weight. EACH PASSENGER is allotted 250lbs for themselves, carry-ons, and Luggage. And +$2 per pound over. Guess what, you weigh 120? Awesome, have 130lbs of luggage for FREE. You weigh 358lbs? Plus you have 100lbs or luggage? OUCH, that's gonna sting your pocket fatty. An extra 208lbs is gonna run you $416 dollars in "FREIGHT" charges. Have a nice flight Fatass. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:51:24 AM EDT
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If he needs two seat to sit. How does he use an airliners shitter?
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:51:32 AM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Sounds like the airline accommodated him just fine. All 385lbs of him. If you're that big, you need to buy seats accordingly. Like, two of them, or business class. I'm almost 150lbs lighter than that guy, and even I am right at the limit for a coach seat. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Once off the plane, Narvaez says, he was first told he could pay $117 to buy a second seat on a flight six hours later. But United then gave him a second seat, free of charge, on that later flight. Sounds like the airline accommodated him just fine. All 385lbs of him. If you're that big, you need to buy seats accordingly. Like, two of them, or business class. I'm almost 150lbs lighter than that guy, and even I am right at the limit for a coach seat. if its a half empty flight.... i dont care if they take up 2 seats, as long as there is plenty of empty seats. ....... but if its a full flight, and their lard will be hanging out into the isle, and all over the guy next to them, taking up someones elses paid for space..... then yes.. they SHOULD be required to buy two seats.... just like if your carry on bag is too damn big, it has to be put in the cargo hold... you cant just stuff it into the overhead compartment, and leave 18" of duffle bag hanging out. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:54:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
He gets it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
“The supervisor actually said it was not her fault or the company’s fault,” Narvaez says. “It was my fault, basically, for being overweight.”
He gets it. No dude, *I* am 'overweight' at 6' ~200 and 23 BMI. You, are morbidly obese at 6'(?) 385. But at least there's the beginning of accepting responsibility. I guess he'd be "curvy" if he were filling out an online dating profile. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:56:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryTHIS. Very convenient they'd film it right next to a treadmill. 
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:56:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryHa! nice photo op with the treadmill in the background. That is probably the first time that thing hasn't been used as a clothes rack in years. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:59:16 AM EDT
[#16]
Good. Should happen all the time.
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Posted: 4/7/2016 10:01:55 AM EDT
[#17]
Buy two seats and sit in the back, fatty
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Posted: 4/7/2016 10:04:02 AM EDT
[#18]
Sorry sir, this is a non-JATO flight.
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Posted: 4/7/2016 10:06:17 AM EDT
[#19]
Better luck ruining other passengers flights next time fatty.
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Posted: 4/7/2016 10:09:57 AM EDT
[#20]
Fatties gonna fat
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Posted: 4/7/2016 10:11:18 AM EDT
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If he needs two seat to sit. How does he use an airliners shitter? Hover, aim, dump, clean up with baby wipes, all the TP and all the paper towels. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 10:17:30 AM EDT
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Good. There is no way that guy fits in one seat without flabalanching all over his neighbors. 
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Posted: 4/7/2016 10:18:45 AM EDT
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Ha! nice photo op with the treadmill in the background. That is probably the first time that thing hasn't been used as a clothes rack in years. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Ha! nice photo op with the treadmill in the background. That is probably the first time that thing hasn't been used as a clothes rack in years. Nah. He uses it all the time to run experiments based on internet threads. There's a box of magnets next to it. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 10:20:42 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/7/2016 10:24:04 AM EDT
[#25]
good.
dont be fat |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 10:47:53 AM EDT
[#26]
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Kevin Smith got kicked off again? You'd think he would have learned after the first incident. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 10:55:40 AM EDT
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Fat people get zero sympathy from me. Drop the Mtn Dew and cheeseburger and take your fat ass outside.
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Posted: 4/7/2016 10:59:05 AM EDT
[#28]
In all fairness, the airlines have reduced the seat width by 2-3". My shoulders barely fit within the seat width, and I'm not overweight
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Posted: 4/7/2016 11:00:05 AM EDT
[#29]
Perhaps if Mr. Creosote jogged to his destination....
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Posted: 4/7/2016 11:00:42 AM EDT
[#30]
Your luggage can be overweight and you are charged for it.
He was over diameter. They don't weigh the passengers, though they should. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 11:02:33 AM EDT
[#31]
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No dude, *I* am 'overweight' at 6' ~200 and 23 BMI. You, are morbidly obese at 6'(?) 385. But at least there's the beginning of accepting responsibility. I guess he'd be "curvy" if he were filling out an online dating profile. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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“The supervisor actually said it was not her fault or the company’s fault,” Narvaez says. “It was my fault, basically, for being overweight.”
He gets it. No dude, *I* am 'overweight' at 6' ~200 and 23 BMI. You, are morbidly obese at 6'(?) 385. But at least there's the beginning of accepting responsibility. I guess he'd be "curvy" if he were filling out an online dating profile. 
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Posted: 4/7/2016 11:05:52 AM EDT
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Hover, aim, dump, clean up with baby wipes, all the TP and all the paper towels. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If he needs two seat to sit. How does he use an airliners shitter? Hover, aim, dump, clean up with baby wipes, all the TP and all the paper towels. IIRC someone posted once about some whale that lived in their apartment complex... fat guy admitted he could not wipe his own ass.... so he would go get into the apartment complex hot tub, and let it wash his ass clean for him. said poster was asking advice on what to do / how to report him, etc. 
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Posted: 4/7/2016 11:08:50 AM EDT
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THIS. Very convenient they'd film it right next to a treadmill. Quote HistoryQuoted:
THIS. Very convenient they'd film it right next to a treadmill. I think that's a serve yourself food ordering kiosk. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 12:34:56 PM EDT
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Too fat to fly?
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Posted: 4/7/2016 12:39:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
IIRC someone posted once about some whale that lived in their apartment complex... fat guy admitted he could not wipe his own ass.... so he would go get into the apartment complex hot tub, and let it wash his ass clean for him. said poster was asking advice on what to do / how to report him, etc. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If he needs two seat to sit. How does he use an airliners shitter? Hover, aim, dump, clean up with baby wipes, all the TP and all the paper towels. IIRC someone posted once about some whale that lived in their apartment complex... fat guy admitted he could not wipe his own ass.... so he would go get into the apartment complex hot tub, and let it wash his ass clean for him. said poster was asking advice on what to do / how to report him, etc. That's nasty. Hot tubs aren't like swimming pools with filters etc, the water stays in one small container.
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Posted: 4/7/2016 12:39:55 PM EDT
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fat is a disability now. i fully expect federal law making it illegal to make fat people buy 2 seats... etc...
http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp58/buck19delta/Obese_zpsylx6noxr.png Good God that's a huge person. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 12:50:53 PM EDT
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Instead of constantly trying to do new gun-control studies, maybe the CDC should do a study to proclaim that fat-shaming is medically necessary for the country.
I've lost 40, but I still have 65lbs to go, and I need fat-shaming. 
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Posted: 4/7/2016 12:52:23 PM EDT
[#38]
Was he the governor of the state ?
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Posted: 4/7/2016 12:52:24 PM EDT
[#39]
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Good. There is no way that guy fits in one seat without flabalanching all over his neighbors. Airlines should have passenger gauges just like for carry-ons. Base ticket price + price per pound above base + 2nd seat price for failure to fit through gauge = final ticket price. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 12:57:12 PM EDT
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He should of pulled the race card
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Posted: 4/7/2016 1:00:43 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
He gets it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
“The supervisor actually said it was not her fault or the company’s fault,” Narvaez says. “It was my fault, basically, for being overweight.”
He gets it. 
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Posted: 4/7/2016 1:26:51 PM EDT
[#42]
The next time he should take the train. Box and cattle cars are quite spacious.
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Posted: 4/7/2016 1:28:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryFirst person I thought of. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 1:34:55 PM EDT
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Yes I quoted myself. This is why Airlines should weigh passengers AND luggage together and give a per-person cap before you add extra cost for extra weight. EACH PASSENGER is allotted 250lbs for themselves, carry-ons, and Luggage. And +$2 per pound over. Guess what, you weigh 120? Awesome, have 130lbs of luggage for FREE. You weigh 358lbs? Plus you have 100lbs or luggage? OUCH, that's gonna sting your pocket fatty. An extra 208lbs is gonna run you $416 dollars in "FREIGHT" charges. Have a nice flight Fatass. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Let me guess, Special Snowflake bought 1 ticket, took up TWO seats. Amazing he doesn't have enough money to buy TWO seats, but can eat the caloric intake of 3-4 people every day. "I DONT HAVE MONEY FOR A SECOND TICKET, I SPENT $600 ON STARBUCKS LAST WEEK .... :(" #Fatpeopleproblems This is why Airlines should weigh passengers AND luggage together and give a per-person cap before you add extra cost for extra weight. EACH PASSENGER is allotted 250lbs for themselves, carry-ons, and Luggage. And +$2 per pound over. Guess what, you weigh 120? Awesome, have 130lbs of luggage for FREE. You weigh 358lbs? Plus you have 100lbs or luggage? OUCH, that's gonna sting your pocket fatty. An extra 208lbs is gonna run you $416 dollars in "FREIGHT" charges. Have a nice flight Fatass. I've always said each passenger should step on a cattle scale at check in just like luggage is weighed. Then as you go through the X-ray machine it has a body odor and too much F'ing cologne/perfume identifier. Those that fail have to go to the shower! Nasty smelly fat bodies. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 1:38:51 PM EDT
[#45]
They can do that to a Governor?
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Posted: 4/7/2016 1:40:18 PM EDT
[#46]
Good. It needs to happen much more often.
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Posted: 4/7/2016 1:41:41 PM EDT
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obviously the treadmill shown in the video isn't being used
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Posted: 4/7/2016 1:43:03 PM EDT
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http://abcnews.go.com/US/nj-man-claims-kicked-off-flight-overweight/story?id=38177822 A New Jersey bookstore manager claims he was kicked off his United Airlines flight on Tuesday for being overweight. The should fly as air freight. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 1:43:13 PM EDT
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They can do that to a Governor? 
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Posted: 4/7/2016 1:55:49 PM EDT
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In all fairness, the airlines have reduced the seat width by 2-3". My shoulders barely fit within the seat width, and I'm not overweight This, I think I have a pretty average shoulder width and I'm taking up neighbor's space. Ass fits in the seat, shoulders protrude on either side. |
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