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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:00:18 AM EDT
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Tell him to use spit   Sorry, what does your b/f use? I called him. He said you spit on his dick.  Nope, he wanted to know how to get your smell off of it, I said 409 or Chore Boy. He tried that already. 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:00:25 AM EDT
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This is going to get good!
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:00:51 AM EDT
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maybe you're allergic to rubber. have you looked into a sheepskin woman? 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:01:13 AM EDT
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Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long? I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously...  Dude, I said 30 minutes not 3 hours. And if a woman could maintain natural lube that long I wouldn't be asking.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:01:59 AM EDT
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You might want to start with consent.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:02:20 AM EDT
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maybe you're allergic to rubber. have you looked into a sheepskin woman?
google brings up nothing....
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:18:47 AM EDT
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"Or if you just want some in bulk get J lube it's not just for farm animals." I was laughing so hard at this point, coffee almost shot out my nose.  J lube for when running out of lube isn't an option Decided my comment might be taken the wrong way. J lube is a lubricant concentrate commonly used by vet's for legitimate reasons. People found out that its actually pretty good stuff and is cheap. It can be used for great pranks just due to the amount of this stuff you can create at one time. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:21:13 AM EDT
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What in the fuck?
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:23:20 AM EDT
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"Or if you just want some in bulk get J lube it's not just for farm animals." I was laughing so hard at this point, coffee almost shot out my nose. J lube for when running out of lube isn't an option Vet's swear by it, and now so can you. powder???? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:25:22 AM EDT
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"Or if you just want some in bulk get J lube it's not just for farm animals." I was laughing so hard at this point, coffee almost shot out my nose. J lube for when running out of lube isn't an option Vet's swear by it, and now so can you. powder???? It has to be mixed with water it's concentrate. Like orange juice. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:26:43 AM EDT
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Did I make it?
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:27:21 AM EDT
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"Or if you just want some in bulk get J lube it's not just for farm animals." I was laughing so hard at this point, coffee almost shot out my nose. J lube for when running out of lube isn't an option Vet's swear by it, and now so can you. powder???? It has to be mixed with water it's concentrate. Like orange juice. Can I mix graphite powder with water? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:28:31 AM EDT
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Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long? I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously... Dude, I said 30 minutes not 3 hours. And if a woman could maintain natural lube that long I wouldn't be asking. Women can, Post Op tranny? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:29:41 AM EDT
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Another vote for spit.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:29:51 AM EDT
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Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long? I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously... Dude, I said 30 minutes not 3 hours. And if a woman could maintain natural lube that long I wouldn't be asking. Women can, Post Op tranny? Not when they are asleep apparently.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:31:09 AM EDT
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Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long? I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously... Dude, I said 30 minutes not 3 hours. And if a woman could maintain natural lube that long I wouldn't be asking. Women can, Post Op tranny? Not when they are asleep apparently. Excellent point
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:31:27 AM EDT
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you know what to use 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:31:58 AM EDT
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In before the lock. Never ask the Hive for serious advice on sexual products. Unless you like ensuing hilarity. Which I do.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:32:42 AM EDT
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Quoted: Sometimes after 30 minutes or so, friction burns start to come on. The KY seems to leave a burning sensation on the sides of the penis, mostly at the base, making sex uncomfortable. Anyone use anything that doesn't burn like fire? Switch to women. Woman have these magical, wonderful things called, 'vaginas' - with natural lubricant. You're fucking 'rectums' - they just have poop. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:33:01 AM EDT
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Just a typical Monday afternoon in GD...
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:33:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:36:47 AM EDT
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CLP is my lube of choice.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:36:59 AM EDT
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I do believe I will enter this fine establishment before it is closed.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:37:17 AM EDT
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Tell him to use spit
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:39:37 AM EDT
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Use a silicone based lube. In fact here's a link to some that I know is good. Wet Platnium Stays slick for a very long time, it doesn't wash away with water alone so you can use it in the shower, and it doesn't leave a sticky residue for those solo excursions. Or if you just want some in bulk get J lube it's not just for farm animals. Learn from the bedouins in the sandbox, did ya
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:40:16 AM EDT
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Tell him to use spit Sorry, what does your b/f use? I called him. He said you spit on his dick. Oh shit
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:40:51 AM EDT
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Quoted: Maybe if your partner shaved his ass? OMG I need air! ROTF literally right out of my chair.  |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:40:57 AM EDT
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this thread has potential...
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:49:07 AM EDT
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Quoted: Sometimes after 30 minutes or so, friction burns start to come on. The KY seems to leave a burning sensation on the sides of the penis, mostly at the base, making sex uncomfortable. Anyone use anything that doesn't burn like fire? someone leave their account logged in when they left the computer? i don't know what's worse. there are 22 other guys named "Lootie". or that you bought a team membership for your troll account. ETA: fixed for spelling. don't post while LMAO. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:50:30 AM EDT
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LAND O'LAKES (for real).
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:53:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:56:21 AM EDT
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I'll give you a serious answer. After about round 7, it helps keep things going with my girl if we use lube. Unfortunately, the Adam&Eve shit that we have burns at first. We're also looking to see what else is out there. Oh, I think it's a water based. Damn, guess the wife and I are both getting old. After round 1 we're ready for bed. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:56:26 AM EDT
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I'll give you a serious answer. After about round 7, it helps keep things going with my girl if we use lube. Unfortunately, the Adam&Eve shit that we have burns at first. We're also looking to see what else is out there. Oh, I think it's a water based. Damn, guess the wife and I are both getting old. After round 1 we're ready for bed. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:56:30 AM EDT
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Judging by the responses here, I just realized how futile it would be for Obama's gun confiscators to rounds us all up and and interrogate us.
They wouldn't get a single useable quote for the courtroom. 
–––––––––––––––––– "Crisco" huh, who said that?! We're not talking black powder revolvers here! ––––––––––––––––––- All internet instigators report in: "Red 10 standing by" "Red 7 standing by" "Red 3 standing by" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rA2YN4BzNw "Lock your thread spoilers in attack position."
"We're passing through the mods deflector fields..." "Look at the size of that thread!" "Cut the chatter Red 2" |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:57:40 AM EDT
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Try some bacon grease and let us know
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:58:19 AM EDT
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Maybe if your partner shaved his ass?
reference Rolands thread on good plug chewing tobacco - spit as you go to lube as needed. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:58:57 AM EDT
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Tell him to use spit ouch
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Posted: 12/14/2009 11:59:52 AM EDT
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I dunno dude, it's worth watching for the hilarity on all sides... In particular the dudes who are like "Oh when teh woman and I go at it for 3094 hours striaght, yeah, we have to use IVs or we'll die, but doggone it if straight-up lard doesn't keep her nice and lubed!!" |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:00:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: I do believe I will enter this fine establishment before it is closed. Indeed. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:02:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:03:25 PM EDT
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Why do I get the feeling that the lock notice for this thread is going to end up here: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=935020
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:03:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:06:21 PM EDT
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Maybe if your partner shaved his ass? 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:08:10 PM EDT
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Try the other hole and / or use a KY drip. You can set one up like an IV and duct tape it to her hoo hah. Let the good times roll!
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:08:22 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long? I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously... Dude, I said 30 minutes not 3 hours. And if a woman could maintain natural lube that long I wouldn't be asking. Just saying: Dr. Irwin Goldstein, editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, cited a four-week study of 1,500 couples in 2005 that found the median time for sexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. (Women were armed with stopwatches.) Source It says the optimal time is 3 to 13 minutes. God willing, I'll eventually make those extra two minutes and I'll be on the low end of the optimal scale. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:09:40 PM EDT
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Never ask the Hive for serious advice on....... ANYTHING!!!! |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:09:43 PM EDT
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I do believe I will enter this fine establishment before it is closed. Indeed. Me too. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:10:07 PM EDT
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30 minutes? I must be doing it wrong. Yeah. That's 60 times 30 seconds |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:14:00 PM EDT
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Just cold roll it and quit whining
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Posted: 12/14/2009 12:14:04 PM EDT
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making a late run for post of the year............
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