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Oh man, there is a better insult than that? I have to lay off of him for invading the WI Hometown forums now... |
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Patty |
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LaBunny is having fun collecting some good data for future use. I'm sure she will be pleased with the results.....
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I didn't ask for any special prveleges, sweetheart. |
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You know that line won't work on me again! Knight in shining armor? Huh! More like fatso in white pajamas http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1997_Beverly_Hills_Ninja/chris_farley_beverly_hills_ninja_001.jpg |
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You have got to be kidding me! Go out with you!? First off sweety I have seen better looking duds walking out of the Salvation Army on Grandpa over there. Which universe did you find them on anyway? Your hair needs about two more quarts from the looks of it, shampoo have you heard of it? What's that rancid cologne you're wearing? I've smelled better scents in used whore douches. If you're my knight in shining armor, I am going to die a very lonely lady, can you direct me to the battery aisle?
Ok best I could do, brain isn't functioning well, but I gave it a shot. |
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I REALLY want to be a team member. |
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I'm crying discrimination ..... |
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Leave your wife and marry me.
Fuck that girdle shit honey, I'll open up your old 1970's 28" waist-size polyester leisure suits to fit your 2005 48" fat ass, cut your mullet and spike it with your old favorite greasy mousse, polish the varnish off your JC Penny's bling-bling faux-jewelry, pack your coke bottle with 94% Bolivian flake, wind the Timex™, mix up your K-Y® tube with the Binaca® tubes at night for extra excitement, drain your account and steal your credit/debit cards - biotch Oh yeah, I'll make your sammiches whenever demanded (plus I do anal) |
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Don't worry about that too much. You just need to go buy yourself a new pair of shoes and you'll be right back on top again. |
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Well, if it was up to me....... |
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No, I can't be in the contest. I've been enjoying the "target rich environment" known as Da Bunny for over 15 years now. That gives me an unfair advantage. BTW, ALL INSULTS must be original Ladies! Although, brief quotes of material written by others may be included in your "review" to illustrate your point(s). Extra points may be issued for creative visual aids or effects. |
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DAMN, that was ear-ringing harsh! If that's you not being in a mean mood, remind me to make sure you are never in one! BTW, I've stolen that remark, and added it to my "Notable Quotes" file in Word. That insult is too good not to reuse on some a$$hole in the future. La B |
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He really IS trying to impress you! All I ever see are the ones and fives. £a B |
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OH COME ON!!! I was soooooo looking forward to it! |
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there ya go with that foot fetish again! Pattythere ya go with that foot fetish again! Patty |
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<smiling sweetly>
Da Bunny??? YOU are the reason sales of re-charghable D Cell batteries have reached an all time high. Your wit is duller than scythe after 40 acres of swinging and your charm is as nonexistent as a virgin over the age of 13. Stop buying your suits at DOW, for the love of God. You're supposed to cook on that stuff, not wrap it over your ass; which by the way is the size of North Dakota. And WTH is going on with your breath? Smells like the Chinese Army went thru barefoot in there...Here's an idea, go waaaaaaaaaaaaay over there, douse yourself in gasoline, wrap yourself in a hefty, flick your bick and when you are ablaze, I will consider taking you out... with one shot.... out of sheer mercy for women everywhere whom you might ever think of approaching to ask on a date. |
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I didn't say you did, DARLIN. |
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LaBunny is at work right now. She has yet to make a final decision, as far as I know. She may be consulting with others in her coven or resorting to spellcraft. I have no information yet.
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what's spellcraft? |
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The expertise involved in casting spells. |
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Women make the most hard-assed male trolls look like the Pillsbury doughboy. |
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+10 billion |
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Did you give out the membership yet? who won?
Were you lying about the membership? That's mean, I will have to shoot you when I see you in April.... |
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He'd never do that to the ladies of ARFCOM: we can lock and load a hell of alot more than our attitudes! |
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He wont dare. I'll see him this month! Patty |
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Nice Try CavVat but if they won't let StonerStudent have a try, you're SOL! Patty
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I wouldnt hit it with your........er nevermind. |
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Try "lounge lizard" or "bud e. luv" for other ideas on what to wear........... |
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+1 Patty |
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Da_Bunny was trying to bump-fire her.....
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How precious! Dressed in cheap table cloth materials with some sweat-soaked straining spandex to contain your flabby pendelous gut. And I haven't seen that color combination since the last little Mexican girl had her Quincenera 15th birthday party celebration down in the barrio! The K-Mart bling is a nice touch, and I assume you use the coke spoon to either pick your nose or dig things out of your impacted bowels, as your drug connections are all in nursing homes by now, and your nasal cartilage is long gone, judging by the large single runny nostril you have. You actually went to the trouble of blowdrying your "reverse mohawk" too! The comb-over definitely is better lofted up like that. Your 3 remaining blackish teeth look so nice when you smile too. I am utterly impressed by your anachronistic appearance and can only assume that you must be from Arkansas, where that look is still very stylish on Sundays at Negro churches. And that roll of cash! Just how many blowjobs did your mother have to give to make all those singles? I know the old girl tries really hard, but it is difficult for her to make that kinda money these days, what with the colostomy bag and all. Wait, what is that you want to show me? OHH! It's just like a penis, only smaller! Isn't that just darling? No, no thanks, I am busy this year, but thanks SO much for asking. |
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