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I can't go near large concentrations of far-left retards, it's bad for my blood pressure.

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Funny story about DU...

Back when Bush won in 04 DU was calling for John Kerry's murder for his concession.   I sent an email to the admin of DU stating I had never seen such vitriol toward ones own candidate in my whole life.  I told him his site was a disgrace and then rubbed Bush winning in a little.  I was younger, more reckless and living in the moment when I sent the email and didn't realize I had sent it from my work email account.  

The mother fucking, cocksucking, dickless admin at DU tried to AROCK me.  Since the email came from my companies domain, he hit our website, noted the email address of every executive listed and copied them on his reply to me.  In that reply he didn't debate any single point I made about DU's behavior in regards to Kerry, or anything else.  He just threatened to use his bully pulpit to tell the world how my employer (Fortune 100 company) hired bigoted, right-wing homophobes and allowed them to use company email to spread hate.

Needless to say, I shit my pants.

I figured I was fired, no two ways about it.  I went in early the next morning because I had to get to my bosses boss (the president of the company, beholding only to the executive board of the corporation) before my boss did, both had been copied on the reply.  I sat in the presidents office for an hour before he got in, told his secretary I needed to see him asap.  When he walks in he looks at me and says "Well if it isn't Mr. Poison Pen himself" and proceeded to laugh at me.  I fell on my sword, apologized, offered to apologize personally to everyone who had been CC'd and to the Executive Board as well.  He, not stopping laughing, told me to not worry about it but to never do it again.  We then picked apart my email and the DU admin's reply.

As I was leaving he said "Did that guy think that a multi-billion dollar insurance company would be run by a bunch of lefties?"

I received a standing ovation at our next all company meeting.  

Yes, I used ALL my luck that day.

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DU does not tolerate dissent.  Also, their forum format will give you eyeball AIDS.